FabSwingers.com forum: What Job Do You Do

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm a Gardener and a Part Time Lifeguard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Full time legend & part time shagger

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Full time legend & part time shagger

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Dole then? Lol

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

"Full time legend & part time shagger

Dole then? Lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Playin the Euro millions

God why do I have to go back to work ...noooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Project Manager... yes it is as boring as it sounds.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Full time legend & part time shagger

Dole then? Lol"

Nope, more like the Royals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drive a Petrol Tanker

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By *izbitMan
over a year ago

St Helens

Penguin trainer

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne

Gillian Anderson,s Scully stunt and body double lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unemployed but retired bomb disposal

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

I work down the code mines, hewing chunks of fresh logic to feed the machines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Public Sector Employee is the deiscreet standard shut the conversation down by making my job sound way duller than it is response.

Reality is my job is brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something nosey and inquisitive.. always on a quest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Builder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mechanic (grease monkey)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

artist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Gardener and a Part Time Lifeguard "

Pity not up my neck of the woods, desperate for a good gardener that shows up! Old bugger round our way is like the scarlet pimpernel.. disappears ninja style.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a Gardener and a Part Time Lifeguard

Pity not up my neck of the woods, desperate for a good gardener that shows up! Old bugger round our way is like the scarlet pimpernel.. disappears ninja style.

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must of been scared to trim your bush

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

"Public Sector Employee is the deiscreet standard shut the conversation down by making my job sound way duller than it is response.

Reality is my job is brilliant"

What he said. Different sectors though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waitress mainly but also work part time with children with additional leading needs and disabilities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look after people's money.

On the weekends if it's really busy and my dad isn't there, I'll help out with the golf club

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Industrial fog knitter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Gardener and a Part Time Lifeguard

Pity not up my neck of the woods, desperate for a good gardener that shows up! Old bugger round our way is like the scarlet pimpernel.. disappears ninja style.

must of been scared to trim your bush "

If I had a laydeeee garden it would be pruned to perfection

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a Gardener and a Part Time Lifeguard

Pity not up my neck of the woods, desperate for a good gardener that shows up! Old bugger round our way is like the scarlet pimpernel.. disappears ninja style.

must of been scared to trim your bush

If I had a laydeeee garden it would be pruned to perfection

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I usually use my mouth for that..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Engineer in the aerospace industry who is looking to move into photography

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Health and safety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Gardener and a Part Time Lifeguard

Pity not up my neck of the woods, desperate for a good gardener that shows up! Old bugger round our way is like the scarlet pimpernel.. disappears ninja style.

must of been scared to trim your bush

If I had a laydeeee garden it would be pruned to perfection

I usually use my mouth for that.."

Do enlighten me...

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Donkey fluffer

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Full time carer for my disabled mum and i also work part time in a supermarket

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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago

North West

Antiques dealer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a Gardener and a Part Time Lifeguard

Pity not up my neck of the woods, desperate for a good gardener that shows up! Old bugger round our way is like the scarlet pimpernel.. disappears ninja style.

must of been scared to trim your bush

If I had a laydeeee garden it would be pruned to perfection

I usually use my mouth for that..

Do enlighten me... "
my tongue works wonders..

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Today I'm a knicker (only) wearing washing machine engineer.

A bad one. I did not fix it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work in engineering

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By *pfornaughtyfunMan
over a year ago

merseyside

Am a p.t. And love my job

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I boss men around all day and get them to do my bidding

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People have a job on here?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Freelance flabberdasher

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm a feeder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im an bunny. This is my busiest time of year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Full time legend & part time shagger

Dole then? Lol

Naw then it would be the other way around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work in software

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Network analyst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Concierge in a student accommodation

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By *uds1Couple
over a year ago

lanark

lumberjack on orkney

.not very busy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a sailor ??

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By *itmanAndHerrCouple
over a year ago

st helens

Support worker and lorry driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i work in the events industry for the most part but have taken a drastically reduced roll for the time being to care for my dad...so carer right now i suppose and part time event geek

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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

I'm a Parachute Ranger Submarine Commando SEAL Helicopter Pilot in the Special Air Service, but that's a secret, so please dont tell anyone.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Im a sailor ??"

are you sure about that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i work in the events industry "

I genuinely had someone I met on here tell me that..turns out she was a copper.

...and I only found that out by pure mistake aswell .

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Guardian of the galaxy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a gardener. Mr's currently looking for work up here as he moves in with me at the weekend. Fingers crossed his interview today was successful.

Nell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shiny arse

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By *duk70Man
over a year ago

langley

I'm a technical manager and a karate instructor

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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago

North West

"lumberjack on orkney

.not very busy"

You've done a brilliant job getting rid of all the trees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Information gatherer for Sydney University!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a....no chance. We're all different in here abd none of us beter than others, but some of us need to remain private.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember "Only fools & horses work"

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

I'm not going to say exactly what I do, but sometimes have to look at porn as a legitimate part of my work.

I'm being serious.

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By *utcherboyandtoyCouple
over a year ago

salisbury

Gynaecologist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a professional kick boxer and cage fighter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm.....

I'm not exactly sure WHAT it is I do anymore.

Spent that many years avoiding it I cant really be sure what it is I do now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Secret agent. The name's Blonde, Jane Blonde

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I work as a commi chef with a agentsey.

Love the job but hate the 0 hour contract.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work for HRM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of yer fookin bizynezz!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bookmaker

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Secret agent. The name's Blonde, Jane Blonde

Erm..........

No comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i work in the events industry

I genuinely had someone I met on here tell me that..turns out she was a copper.

...and I only found that out by pure mistake aswell .

i'm definitely not in the force!

a lot of police forces have divisions (if that's the word) trained in events work though so perhaps she had a lot of events/crowd experience under her belt maybe and wanted to drum up the events bit and play down the officer bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Public Sector Employee is the deiscreet standard shut the conversation down by making my job sound way duller than it is response.

Reality is my job is brilliant

What he said. Different sectors though."

What they both said, and likely a different sector

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By *eetabix123Man
over a year ago

mold

I clean the birdshit out of the cuckoo clocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personal Trainer.

Eve. X

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

I wipe arses, grown men mainly, that's my penance for running a business.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I told you I'd have to kill you....opps given away too much there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a quality control chemist and part time actor/singer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a household slave XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try to manage turmoil on the international information infrastructure.

Try is very important part of my job description.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

therapist in CBT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the rapist in CBT

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what a difference a space makes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the rapist in CBT

what a difference a space makes

If I had a £1!!

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

I work in the chicken debeaking industry, it's a paltry job but I do get to handle a lot of peckers.

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By *pfornaughtyfunMan
over a year ago

merseyside

"Personal Trainer.

Eve. X"
me to eve x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a nurse

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I work in events production

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Community care worker

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By *on and TammyCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Carer for disabled person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I told you I'd have to kill you....opps given away too much there"

As long as you let me choose the manner of my demise it might be worth it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Secret agent. The name's Blonde, Jane Blonde

License to thrill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guardian of the galaxy

And a super girl.

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By *eachPreacherMan
over a year ago

Kent/London

Student atm. Used to work in the labs at a pharmaceutical company though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driver of big things and looker afterer of people in the music/ ents ind.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Top secret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Builder at Legoland

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Student and the summer holidays are almost here

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Procrastinator!

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Mr here. I sell lingerie and sex toys. I also help out with administration for a charity.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Consultant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Procrastinator! "

Better known as a lazy cow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Builder at Legoland"

Oh wow !

That's what I want to be when I grow up

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Guardian of the galaxy

And a super girl."

By night yes

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I'm a Personal Assistant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We work on beef farms x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whale trainer

Yes threewilly jumped because I taught him that ????????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I drive a Petrol Tanker

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I might drive one too . Nice uniforms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Entrepreneur and restaurant owner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personal trainer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chris Hemsworth body double.

When I'm in that mirror room at the fair...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't go out to work like all of you

But I'm a full time carer which is a job in its own rights

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Procrastinator!

Better known as a lazy cow?

How very dare y...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Research student and journalist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put bubbles in spirit levels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Procrastinator!

Better known as a lazy cow?

How very dare y..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put bubbles in spirit levels "

Production of tartan paint too ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't go out to work like all of you

But I'm a full time carer which is a job in its own rights "

Respect

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By *heMightyPhwoarMan
over a year ago

Asgard

I am a man of steel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put bubbles in spirit levels

Production of tartan paint too ?"
Now thats just silly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Consultant. I consult on things consultanty

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By *rW88Man
over a year ago

Lancaster

I shave dolphins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Busy working on my new invention . A ClitNav . You just poke around and it tells you when you have arrived at your destination .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

full time carer

part time student

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"I put bubbles in spirit levels "

Ah, is that horizontal or vertical spirit levels plus, green or yellow coloured ones?

One has to be careful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I put bubbles in spirit levels

Ah, is that horizontal or vertical spirit levels plus, green or yellow coloured ones?

One has to be careful!"
I don't know . Only been doing it 10 years. So just on the clear ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Consultant. I consult on things consultanty"

Consult? Isn't that a combination of condescend and insult?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the spanners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guardian of the galaxy

And a super girl.

By night yes

True story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently.....Property maintenance/project manager to pay the bills. Environmental consultant- construction and alternative energy for extended holidays abroad.

Yes I've had a career change

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Belly Button Fluff remover and recycler.

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By *rp861Man
over a year ago

Notts

I design desserts for supermarkets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Specsavers of course

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

A driving job for a living xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an awesome forum thread legend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm an awesome forum thread legend."

Yes, yes you are Jim

(That's sounds like an American Pie quote fs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to do stuff with things, now I tell other people how people can do stuff with things so that they can stop them... plus I organise parties and make arty fart stuff with wood, it's a good life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get to try out new sex toys...

If only

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

Let me look on my pay stub....... yep i'm a paid employee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warehouse and male escort

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Build lorries.

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By *irty builderMan
over a year ago

pontefract

Joiner by trade now a site manager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Consultant. I consult on things consultanty

Consult? Isn't that a combination of condescend and insult?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"I'm a Gardener and a Part Time Lifeguard "

I'm a drummer in a rock band... and also during the day I'm "The IT Guy" for a school.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

telecoms engineer

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Recruitment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Gardener and a Part Time Lifeguard "

Hello darling ... glad to see you

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

"I don't go out to work like all of you

But I'm a full time carer which is a job in its own rights "

That's a much harder job than most

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By *iffraffMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

I paint

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

I sit on the beach taking people's money to ride my jet skis.

Tough life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do ..... as little as possible

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

Just been promoted from nurse to sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horizontal directional drilling rig operator

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

I work in a shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gentleman spy

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Freelance courier.

I get to drive all over the country delivering stuff.

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

We do the professional jobs where your supposed to hide your face if your on fab.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I punch all those little holes in crumpets, I left ma last job cos I was bored of putting dead flies in Garibaldi biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a Gardener and a Part Time Lifeguard "

Do you get much call for lifeguards in the gardens by you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional mushroom compost spreader, I'm quite good at it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make, mostly, men very happy. Occasionally ladies too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Senior carer in a hospital

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I punch all those little holes in crumpets, I left ma last job cos I was bored of putting dead flies in Garibaldi biscuits

My brothers used to force feed the youngest brother those biscuits and tell him it had dead flies in it. Also with raisin club biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I punch all those little holes in crumpets, I left ma last job cos I was bored of putting dead flies in Garibaldi biscuits

My brothers used to force feed the youngest brother those biscuits and tell him it had dead flies in it. Also with raisin club biscuits

love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Recently retired headteacher. Former helicopter crewman in Auntie Betty's Flying Club

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Full time fixer of things that others can't.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I'm in the catering industry

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m a Personal Assistant....

No I don’t sit on my bosses knee before you ask!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stripper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am an Intoxacologist

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By *traightguy101Man
over a year ago

Darlington

Bar manager

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By *annysupMan
over a year ago

Yarmouth

I'm doing a hand job right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crypto currency miner.

And part time cryptic crossword compiler and crypt cleaner.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

A very good 1

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By *oy man 2Man
over a year ago

Repair and mot cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Repair and mot cars

PR & Comms person by day, vigilante by night.

It’s a living.

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