FabSwingers.com forum: Great news. I have bought an old church and Im turning it in to a swingers club called Holy Fuck.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Im putting glory holes in the confession booths.

What else should it have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A great big organ

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Dungeon in the crypt

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

A font that doubles as a hot tub? Or perhaps one of those baptism pools would be better suited!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuns what do anal

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Oooh I'm loving the crypt and glory holes idea

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By *rW88Man
over a year ago

Lancaster

A cunilingus station on the alter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dungeon in the crypt"

I do like a dungeon

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Will there be holy water?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be holy water?"

The pots for the holy water can be cum recepticals..

The bread, viagra.

Wine is wine though

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Surely the glory holes should be called priest holes?

A bar wouldn't go amiss, after all, it's acceptable to serve wine in church..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When this is up & running will have to make a trip over the Irish Sea

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Will there be holy water?

The pots for the holy water can be cum recepticals..

The bread, viagra.

Wine is wine though"

I'll stick to the wine

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

In nice weather a bbq outside in the devils den aprons supplied whilst cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make sure you keep hold of all those cushions they have for kneeling on, they could come in very handy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nuns what do anal"

yeah man, nuns with strap ons!

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By *hoenixflameWoman
over a year ago

Kettering

A confession booth, hosted by a male priest who wears stockings and heels under his robes ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An area where the ladies get their boobs wet from the font and rub them in your face in the shape of a cross while you shout 'oh God! Oh God!!' - or a BAPtism as it's otherwise called!

(*Other religions are also available for comical mocking or downright blasphemy. We're all off to hell)

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

A corner for those that dont get lucky to hide in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A jacuzzi where you can be wiped clean of sin!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An area where the ladies get their boobs wet from the font and rub them in your face in the shape of a cross while you shout 'oh God! Oh God!!' - or a BAPtism as it's otherwise called!

(*Other religions are also available for comical mocking or downright blasphemy. We're all off to hell)"

Love you Dan

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

Dogging site in the graveyard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has to be a cross to prostrate ones body across -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is my favourite thread of the day!

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By *aisyDDWoman
over a year ago

North West

Yey to the gloryholes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget a "Pray station"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pole in the pulpit for pole dancing.

A glass room for others to view the action from the pews.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A secret knock to gain entry and when a knock is heard by the congregation everyone skips around singing,

"there's somebody at the door oh there's somebody at the door"

Ahhhhh, it's fuckin grotbags again !

Who'd of guessed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't forget a "Pray station"

Oops, I missed the "swingers club" bit

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I look forward to having a religious experience...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I look forward to having a religious experience...

Amen to that Sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the candles need to be suitable for wax play.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im putting glory holes in the confession booths.

What else should it have? "

Bless you my son.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be on the high alter but could you attach a pole to it as I'd like to dance.

Or I could be on a kneeler...obviously on my knees praying that some fit as fuck bloke takes pity on me and listens to my "Forgive Me Father for I have sinned prayers"....and I want to sin some more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what i want to know who is going to pull those bell ropes with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be holy water?"

Holy water is very easy to make, you just have to boil the hell out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

need an alter boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Saint Andrews cross, cushioned pews that fold back into beds, and catacombs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be holy water?

Holy water is very easy to make, you just have to boil the hell out of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A flagellation room for us fornicators.

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