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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's middle of the week. Negativity is all around me, it's a little bit bluegh!

Trying to get a few people talking to a few people they wouldn't normally on this thread. Or maybe those you already talk to you might arrange that elusive meet you maybe seeking. (If you don't ask you'll never know).

Comment or pm anyone else on the thread.

Beware, I'm in the most flirtatious mood this week. I'm also likely to snap at anytime through the work load I have.

How's the weather were you are? What are you up to today? Have I seen you in Zero meet club? (See side, where is it??)

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Hot

Buzzing around

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See this is the perfect thread. Good work OP! Small inane chat I can do. Flirty sexy chat - I'm wubbish at all that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grey

London bound

Quite possibly and we really need to get him sorted out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"See this is the perfect thread. Good work OP! Small inane chat I can do. Flirty sexy chat - I'm wubbish at all that! "

I can teach you to flirt. It doesn't matter what you write. Just do this.,,,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Quite possibly and we really need to get him sorted out "

I thought I recognised your tool belt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See this is the perfect thread. Good work OP! Small inane chat I can do. Flirty sexy chat - I'm wubbish at all that!

I can teach you to flirt. It doesn't matter what you write. Just do this.,,, "

With the occasional or is that just trying TOO hard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm In dorset this week with friends, pot of tea and listening to the waves.

Cold but sunny day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"See this is the perfect thread. Good work OP! Small inane chat I can do. Flirty sexy chat - I'm wubbish at all that!

I can teach you to flirt. It doesn't matter what you write. Just do this.,,,

With the occasional or is that just trying TOO hard? "

No. That's perfect. . I've never done the heart eyes before. It's my first time. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's middle of the week. Negativity is all around me, it's a little bit bluegh!

Trying to get a few people talking to a few people they wouldn't normally on this thread. Or maybe those you already talk to you might arrange that elusive meet you maybe seeking. (If you don't ask you'll never know).

Comment or pm anyone else on the thread.

Beware, I'm in the most flirtatious mood this week. I'm also likely to snap at anytime through the work load I have.

How's the weather were you are? What are you up to today? Have I seen you in Zero meet club? (See side, where is it??) "

Oooo feeling flirty are you, well bring me a cup of tea in bed and come and flirt up close

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm In dorset this week with friends, pot of tea and listening to the waves.

y"

. I warned you I'm ready to snap. And you come here with that? I'll be in work then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm In dorset this week with friends, pot of tea and listening to the waves.

y

. I warned you I'm ready to snap. And you come here with that? I'll be in work then. "

Ok I won't say I'm at a spa then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

How's the weather were you are? What are you up to today? Have I seen you in Zero meet club? (See side, where is it??)

Oooo feeling flirty are you, well bring me a cup of tea in bed and come and flirt up close "

I can't do a cup of tea on the internet. Impossible. How about a snog though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm In dorset this week with friends, pot of tea and listening to the waves.

y

. I warned you I'm ready to snap. And you come here with that? I'll be in work then.

Ok I won't say I'm at a spa then

"

I just let out a silent scream inside. When did you decide you no longer wanted to go to the local baths (with the diving boards and slides) and a spa suited you more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm In dorset this week with friends, pot of tea and listening to the waves.

y

. I warned you I'm ready to snap. And you come here with that? I'll be in work then.

Ok I won't say I'm at a spa then

Do they still exist?

And because where I am is lovely. The sea is the most beautiful colour today.

I just let out a silent scream inside. When did you decide you no longer wanted to go to the local baths (with the diving boards and slides) and a spa suited you more? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not sure the curtains are closed

Lying in bed

Not yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh that messed up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still in bed, there's loads of room though.

I could do with a cuppa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grey, yogurts for brekkie with a cuppa. It's going to be a long day when you can't even get your work t shirt on round the right way! Too tired for flirting so random chat all the way!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I could do with a cuppa "

See notes above.

I can do virtual snogs. . And flirty eyes as you can see.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh that messed up "

I've had that said before. I've said that before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I could do with a cuppa

See notes above.

I can do virtual snogs. . And flirty eyes as you can see. "

What notes? I get distracted easily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is this small talk you speak of?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Grey, yogurts for brekkie with a cuppa. It's going to be a long day when you can't even get your work t shirt on round the right way! Too tired for flirting so random chat all the way! "

I'll help with you t-shirt. Can I use my teeth again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Grey, yogurts for brekkie with a cuppa. It's going to be a long day when you can't even get your work t shirt on round the right way! Too tired for flirting so random chat all the way!

I'll help with you t-shirt. Can I use my teeth again? "

Go for it, I'm sure you'll do a better job than I just did!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

How's the weather were you are? What are you up to today? Have I seen you in Zero meet club? (See side, where is it??)

Oooo feeling flirty are you, well bring me a cup of tea in bed and come and flirt up close

I can't do a cup of tea on the internet. Impossible. How about a snog though "

Yes please, with tongues ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, errr, read any good books lately?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Grey, yogurts for brekkie with a cuppa. It's going to be a long day when you can't even get your work t shirt on round the right way! Too tired for flirting so random chat all the way!

I'll help with you t-shirt. Can I use my teeth again?

Go for it, I'm sure you'll do a better job than I just did! "

You used your teeth too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It seems small talk fails me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It seems small talk fails me."

Nah. The thread failed you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It seems small talk fails me.

Nah. The thread failed you. "

same thing.

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"It seems small talk fails me."

You doing anything nice for Easter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It seems small talk fails me.

Nah. The thread failed you.

same thing."

Is it? D'ya think?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It seems small talk fails me."

Aww pp not feeling the love today. Come here and give me a snog that will help or put you off completely

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Me and dan are going to flirting classes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See this is the perfect thread. Good work OP! Small inane chat I can do. Flirty sexy chat - I'm wubbish at all that!

I can teach you to flirt. It doesn't matter what you write. Just do this.,,,

With the occasional or is that just trying TOO hard?

No. That's perfect. . I've never done the heart eyes before. It's my first time. ... "

Where are these heart eyes?! I can't see them but I likey. Maybe they're not on the mobile version...

My small talk contribution.. Liverpool is windy and dull.. working mostly anddd what was the third question..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See this is the perfect thread. Good work OP! Small inane chat I can do. Flirty sexy chat - I'm wubbish at all that!

I can teach you to flirt. It doesn't matter what you write. Just do this.,,,

With the occasional or is that just trying TOO hard?

No. That's perfect. . I've never done the heart eyes before. It's my first time. ...

Where are these heart eyes?! I can't see them but I likey. Maybe they're not on the mobile version...

My small talk contribution.. Liverpool is windy and dull.. working mostly anddd what was the third question..? "

Em here by the way he he he x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue skies

Working and in two bleurgh meetings later that will no doubt end up in more work coming my way.

Off to see my lovely female fabber friend part of the weekend so that's keeping me going this week.

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See this is the perfect thread. Good work OP! Small inane chat I can do. Flirty sexy chat - I'm wubbish at all that!

I can teach you to flirt. It doesn't matter what you write. Just do this.,,,

With the occasional or is that just trying TOO hard?

No. That's perfect. . I've never done the heart eyes before. It's my first time. ...

Where are these heart eyes?! I can't see them but I likey. Maybe they're not on the mobile version...

My small talk contribution.. Liverpool is windy and dull.. working mostly anddd what was the third question..?

Em here by the way he he he x "

They are one of the secret emoji ( luv ) without the spaces

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham


"See this is the perfect thread. Good work OP! Small inane chat I can do. Flirty sexy chat - I'm wubbish at all that!

I can teach you to flirt. It doesn't matter what you write. Just do this.,,,

With the occasional or is that just trying TOO hard?

No. That's perfect. . I've never done the heart eyes before. It's my first time. ...

Where are these heart eyes?! I can't see them but I likey. Maybe they're not on the mobile version...

My small talk contribution.. Liverpool is windy and dull.. working mostly anddd what was the third question..?

Em here by the way he he he x

They are one of the secret emoji ( luv ) without the spaces "

Secret emoji?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See this is the perfect thread. Good work OP! Small inane chat I can do. Flirty sexy chat - I'm wubbish at all that!

I can teach you to flirt. It doesn't matter what you write. Just do this.,,,

With the occasional or is that just trying TOO hard?

No. That's perfect. . I've never done the heart eyes before. It's my first time. ...

Where are these heart eyes?! I can't see them but I likey. Maybe they're not on the mobile version...

My small talk contribution.. Liverpool is windy and dull.. working mostly anddd what was the third question..?

Em here by the way he he he x

They are one of the secret emoji ( luv ) without the spaces "

I like the not so secret emojis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me and dan are going to flirting classes "

I think I need to go to one of those too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still in bed and should probably already be at work

Anyone fancy a cuppa and a film of your choice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See this is the perfect thread. Good work OP! Small inane chat I can do. Flirty sexy chat - I'm wubbish at all that!

I can teach you to flirt. It doesn't matter what you write. Just do this.,,,

With the occasional or is that just trying TOO hard?

No. That's perfect. . I've never done the heart eyes before. It's my first time. ...

Where are these heart eyes?! I can't see them but I likey. Maybe they're not on the mobile version...

My small talk contribution.. Liverpool is windy and dull.. working mostly anddd what was the third question..?

Em here by the way he he he x

They are one of the secret emoji ( luv ) without the spaces

I like the not so secret emojis "

Showing us that you are a good girl again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh could I have some flirty eyes at me please!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See this is the perfect thread. Good work OP! Small inane chat I can do. Flirty sexy chat - I'm wubbish at all that!

I can teach you to flirt. It doesn't matter what you write. Just do this.,,,

With the occasional or is that just trying TOO hard?

No. That's perfect. . I've never done the heart eyes before. It's my first time. ...

Where are these heart eyes?! I can't see them but I likey. Maybe they're not on the mobile version...

My small talk contribution.. Liverpool is windy and dull.. working mostly anddd what was the third question..?

Em here by the way he he he x

They are one of the secret emoji ( luv ) without the spaces

I like the not so secret emojis

Showing us that you are a good girl again?"

Of course.... where have I been hiding?! Someone please share the secret codeeees.. I love the violin one he he he!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooh could I have some flirty eyes at me please!! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Me and dan are going to flirting classes

I think I need to go to one of those too. "

This!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's your fave emoji then?

Mine - . That's my most used. But I like the guy enthralled watching tv.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's your fave emoji then?

Mine - . That's my most used. But I like the guy enthralled watching tv. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It seems small talk fails me.

Nah. The thread failed you.

same thing.

Is it? D'ya think? "

well mr flirt - if i met single fellas id consider you - how about that for forward chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What's your fave emoji then?

Mine - . That's my most used. But I like the guy enthralled watching tv. "

Flirty 'butter wouldn't melt' lashes.. here.. for you I like the secret violin too. That tickled me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It seems small talk fails me.

Aww pp not feeling the love today. Come here and give me a snog that will help or put you off completely "

We should have a three way snog but don't tell John I'm on the naughty step already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It seems small talk fails me.

Aww pp not feeling the love today. Come here and give me a snog that will help or put you off completely

We should have a three way snog but don't tell John I'm on the naughty step already "

Ok I shan't say a word, a three way snog sounds good to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It seems small talk fails me.

Aww pp not feeling the love today. Come here and give me a snog that will help or put you off completely

We should have a three way snog but don't tell John I'm on the naughty step already

Ok I shan't say a word, a three way snog sounds good to me "

Mr pp you up for it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It seems small talk fails me.

Nah. The thread failed you.

same thing.

Is it? D'ya think?

well mr flirt - if i met single fellas id consider you - how about that for forward chat "

. If I concidered meeting single women who don't meet single men I'd consider you too. How's that for a non comitted forward reply? .

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It seems small talk fails me.

Aww pp not feeling the love today. Come here and give me a snog that will help or put you off completely

We should have a three way snog but don't tell John I'm on the naughty step already

Ok I shan't say a word, a three way snog sounds good to me "

Have you finished with my tongue before you start you 3some?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It seems small talk fails me.

Nah. The thread failed you.

same thing.

Is it? D'ya think?

well mr flirt - if i met single fellas id consider you - how about that for forward chat

. If I concidered meeting single women who don't meet single men I'd consider you too. How's that for a non comitted forward reply? . "

its a starting point of conversation if we ever meet for sure

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"See this is the perfect thread. Good work OP! Small inane chat I can do. Flirty sexy chat - I'm wubbish at all that! "

Hmmmmmmm I can't argue with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It seems small talk fails me.

Aww pp not feeling the love today. Come here and give me a snog that will help or put you off completely

We should have a three way snog but don't tell John I'm on the naughty step already

Ok I shan't say a word, a three way snog sounds good to me

Have you finished with my tongue before you start you 3some? "

You're welcome to join us, we can give that tongue a bit more of a workout

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It seems small talk fails me.

Nah. The thread failed you.

same thing.

Is it? D'ya think?

well mr flirt - if i met single fellas id consider you - how about that for forward chat

. If I concidered meeting single women who don't meet single men I'd consider you too. How's that for a non comitted forward reply? .

its a starting point of conversation if we ever meet for sure "

Ill bring some flash cards. We'll have lots to talk about then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See this is the perfect thread. Good work OP! Small inane chat I can do. Flirty sexy chat - I'm wubbish at all that!

Hmmmmmmm I can't argue with that "

how wude!! But sadly true!!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"See this is the perfect thread. Good work OP! Small inane chat I can do. Flirty sexy chat - I'm wubbish at all that!

Hmmmmmmm I can't argue with that

how wude!! But sadly true!! "

Me wude, never

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Hot

Buzzing around

Nope"

I need to be in Spain,I want hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It seems small talk fails me.

Nah. The thread failed you.

same thing.

Is it? D'ya think?

well mr flirt - if i met single fellas id consider you - how about that for forward chat

. If I concidered meeting single women who don't meet single men I'd consider you too. How's that for a non comitted forward reply? .

its a starting point of conversation if we ever meet for sure

Ill bring some flash cards. We'll have lots to talk about then. "

oh i can talk for ever

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It seems small talk fails me.

Nah. The thread failed you.

same thing.

Is it? D'ya think?

well mr flirt - if i met single fellas id consider you - how about that for forward chat

. If I concidered meeting single women who don't meet single men I'd consider you too. How's that for a non comitted forward reply? .

its a starting point of conversation if we ever meet for sure

Ill bring some flash cards. We'll have lots to talk about then.

oh i can talk for ever "

Small talk or big talk?

I can do small talk here, or big talk over a coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See this is the perfect thread. Good work OP! Small inane chat I can do. Flirty sexy chat - I'm wubbish at all that!

I can teach you to flirt. It doesn't matter what you write. Just do this.,,,

With the occasional or is that just trying TOO hard?

No. That's perfect. . I've never done the heart eyes before. It's my first time. ...

Where are these heart eyes?! I can't see them but I likey. Maybe they're not on the mobile version...

My small talk contribution.. Liverpool is windy and dull.. working mostly anddd what was the third question..?

Em here by the way he he he x

They are one of the secret emoji ( luv ) without the spaces

I like the not so secret emojis

Showing us that you are a good girl again?"

Hell yes I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It seems small talk fails me.

Nah. The thread failed you.

same thing.

Is it? D'ya think?

well mr flirt - if i met single fellas id consider you - how about that for forward chat

. If I concidered meeting single women who don't meet single men I'd consider you too. How's that for a non comitted forward reply? .

its a starting point of conversation if we ever meet for sure

Ill bring some flash cards. We'll have lots to talk about then.

oh i can talk for ever

Small talk or big talk?

I can do small talk here, or big talk over a coffee? "

big or small talk - i can do either - but large mocca with cream please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm kind of pissed off today at not being a mermaid.

I want to be a mermaid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm kind of pissed off today at not being a mermaid.

I want to be a mermaid.

"

I want to be barman today. Serving drinks and tending the customers. Chatting all day.

Mermaids are wet. I dont t want to get wet today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It seems small talk fails me.

Nah. The thread failed you.

same thing.

Is it? D'ya think?

well mr flirt - if i met single fellas id consider you - how about that for forward chat

. If I concidered meeting single women who don't meet single men I'd consider you too. How's that for a non comitted forward reply? .

its a starting point of conversation if we ever meet for sure

Ill bring some flash cards. We'll have lots to talk about then.

oh i can talk for ever

Small talk or big talk?

I can do small talk here, or big talk over a coffee?

big or small talk - i can do either - but large mocca with cream please

"

You said Cream? Where do you want it? .

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Cold here but the sun is shining, working from home (and being rather too easily distracted by this place!!) and my membership of no meet club is due for renewal, although likely to be refused based on things on the horizon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It seems small talk fails me.

Nah. The thread failed you.

same thing.

Is it? D'ya think?

well mr flirt - if i met single fellas id consider you - how about that for forward chat

. If I concidered meeting single women who don't meet single men I'd consider you too. How's that for a non comitted forward reply? .

its a starting point of conversation if we ever meet for sure

Ill bring some flash cards. We'll have lots to talk about then.

oh i can talk for ever

Small talk or big talk?

I can do small talk here, or big talk over a coffee?

big or small talk - i can do either - but large mocca with cream please

You said Cream? Where do you want it? .

"

completly covered

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It seems small talk fails me.

Nah. The thread failed you.

same thing.

Is it? D'ya think?

well mr flirt - if i met single fellas id consider you - how about that for forward chat

. If I concidered meeting single women who don't meet single men I'd consider you too. How's that for a non comitted forward reply? .

its a starting point of conversation if we ever meet for sure

Ill bring some flash cards. We'll have lots to talk about then.

oh i can talk for ever

Small talk or big talk?

I can do small talk here, or big talk over a coffee?

big or small talk - i can do either - but large mocca with cream please

You said Cream? Where do you want it? .

completly covered "

Greedy maybe, but who am I judge!

*shaking my cream canister....'call me!'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm kind of pissed off today at not being a mermaid.

I want to be a mermaid.

I want to be barman today. Serving drinks and tending the customers. Chatting all day.

Mermaids are wet. I dont t want to get wet today. "

How about passing me a Margarita chatty Bar Man. I promise not to splash.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"I'm kind of pissed off today at not being a mermaid.

I want to be a mermaid.

"

You can buy mermaid tail blanket things. Maybe a bit closer to the mermaid dream

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm kind of pissed off today at not being a mermaid.

I want to be a mermaid.

I want to be barman today. Serving drinks and tending the customers. Chatting all day.

Mermaids are wet. I dont t want to get wet today.

How about passing me a Margarita chatty Bar Man. I promise not to splash. "

I'll serve it in a bathtub, you be a mermaid, who's gonna stop you? Win win

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados

*pulls up a bar stool*

I'll have an Old Fashioned please barman

So I'm normally ranting away in the politics forum, and nattering away in the South West chat room... but thought maybe should stuck my head in this bar.

We've met as a couple for aaaages, and done FFMs and MMFs and MFMFMFMFMFs, and for a while now Vik has done solo meets... but now we are starting to look for a few local solo (fem or couple) meets for me. I've generally been pretty crap at actually chatting to random people at clubs etc, but getting better recently and a bit braver.

So hello all

-Matt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*pulls up a bar stool*

I'll have an Old Fashioned please barman

So I'm normally ranting away in the politics forum, and nattering away in the South West chat room... but thought maybe should stuck my head in this bar.

We've met as a couple for aaaages, and done FFMs and MMFs and MFMFMFMFMFs, and for a while now Vik has done solo meets... but now we are starting to look for a few local solo (fem or couple) meets for me. I've generally been pretty crap at actually chatting to random people at clubs etc, but getting better recently and a bit braver.

So hello all

-Matt"

I enjoy reading your forum posts Matt.

You make really good sense and I agree with many things you say. I know sex is vital and you will be having soo much more fun now that you have * pulled up a bar stall * in here

But please do continue with your posts. Even you will need breaks inbetween all the extra physical activities.

As for me...

I need help

I was going to reply to a woman in the forums and somehow I accidently sent a message to myself!! Wtf

It was in my inbox and sent...

It said read as I opened it, then I deleted it without replying...

I felt a lot worse because I did not even reply to myself!!

So who wants to play?

Nobody... anybody...

God damn it things were going soo well

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados

Adam, ha! thanks very much... and don't worry, I'll still be posting in the politics forum. And, don't get me wrong, we have plenty of fun playing together at clubs and the likes, and even playing solo at clubs... but I think there is something I'd quite like about chatting to a woman on here and arranging a meet, even just a social one. Maybe it is the chase? Or the anticipation of meeting someone different? I don't know.

And well... not sure how you managed to mail yourself, that is impressive. At least if you deleted the message then there was no risk you might accidentally mail yourself back berating yourself for not sending a face pic with your first mail to yourself. That would be bad.

-Matt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've tried to mail myself. I've been blocked by me! How arrogant is that?

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados


"I've tried to mail myself. I've been blocked by me! How arrogant is that? "

At least it didn't turn around and tell you you are too old lol

-Matt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've tried to mail myself. I've been blocked by me! How arrogant is that? "

Perfect.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"It's middle of the week. Negativity is all around me, it's a little bit bluegh!

Trying to get a few people talking to a few people they wouldn't normally on this thread. Or maybe those you already talk to you might arrange that elusive meet you maybe seeking. (If you don't ask you'll never know).

Comment or pm anyone else on the thread.

Beware, I'm in the most flirtatious mood this week. I'm also likely to snap at anytime through the work load I have.

How's the weather were you are? What are you up to today? Have I seen you in Zero meet club? (See side, where is it??) "

Nothing

No

Seeside has been on

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Cold here and the 17hh warmblood tried to kill me doing his bronc impression

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Again!

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados


"Cold here and the 17hh warmblood tried to kill me doing his bronc impression "

That's a horse right? I have an iron horse :D In fact about to go out on it shortly now the sun has come out and I'm out of coffee beans.

-Matt

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados


"Cold here and the 17hh warmblood tried to kill me doing his bronc impression

That's a horse right? I have an iron horse :D In fact about to go out on it shortly now the sun has come out and I'm out of coffee beans.

-Matt"

Actually come to think of it... wasn't the 'iron horse' a train, not a motorbike? Well hrmm.. I haven't got a train.

-Matt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Cold here and the 17hh warmblood tried to kill me doing his bronc impression

That's a horse right? I have an iron horse :D In fact about to go out on it shortly now the sun has come out and I'm out of coffee beans.

-Matt

Actually come to think of it... wasn't the 'iron horse' a train, not a motorbike? Well hrmm.. I haven't got a train.

-Matt"

I actually chuckled at ' I haven't got a train'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Adam, ha! thanks very much... and don't worry, I'll still be posting in the politics forum. And, don't get me wrong, we have plenty of fun playing together at clubs and the likes, and even playing solo at clubs... but I think there is something I'd quite like about chatting to a woman on here and arranging a meet, even just a social one. Maybe it is the chase? Or the anticipation of meeting someone different? I don't know."

Matt, I had similar experience as you although just as a single guy not a couple. Done the whole club/party scene and that is fun. However chatting to a woman on here to get to know each other is on a whole different level.

I know enough about you to know you will love doing this and so will the lucky lady you connect with.

It is about the anticipation, mystery and building the excitement by flirting with each other. If you get a chance please read my latest verification. She was in my hotlist for a while and a chance encounter in the forums connected us...

But then she kept on teasing the fuck out of me with cheeky messages!! I loved it, when we met my god my heart was racing so it was my turn to tease her...

Caution: If you end up going to a woman's home please check all the kitchen units for a dishwasher before washing the dishes and splashing everywhere

Now I can't wait to read your verification when you meet someone!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dry but windy

Heading off to work soon

No, never met. Don't know where it is lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dry but windy

Heading off to work soon

No, never met. Don't know where it is lol "

Love the name.

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados


"Adam, ha! thanks very much... and don't worry, I'll still be posting in the politics forum. And, don't get me wrong, we have plenty of fun playing together at clubs and the likes, and even playing solo at clubs... but I think there is something I'd quite like about chatting to a woman on here and arranging a meet, even just a social one. Maybe it is the chase? Or the anticipation of meeting someone different? I don't know.

Matt, I had similar experience as you although just as a single guy not a couple. Done the whole club/party scene and that is fun. However chatting to a woman on here to get to know each other is on a whole different level.

I know enough about you to know you will love doing this and so will the lucky lady you connect with.

It is about the anticipation, mystery and building the excitement by flirting with each other. If you get a chance please read my latest verification. She was in my hotlist for a while and a chance encounter in the forums connected us...

But then she kept on teasing the fuck out of me with cheeky messages!! I loved it, when we met my god my heart was racing so it was my turn to tease her...

Caution: If you end up going to a woman's home please check all the kitchen units for a dishwasher before washing the dishes and splashing everywhere

Now I can't wait to read your verification when you meet someone!! "

Adam, cheers for the vote of confidence Great to hear of your experience... and co-incidentally, that same woman's profile had caught my eye many times too

Don't get me wrong, we are perfectly happy playing together, but we are looking to explore a few things. We've both played solo with others we have met off here of off clubs, but I guess the bit I want to try a bit more is the flirting. Although I sometimes feel that I'm in a slightly odd position as I'm not a single guy, but not playing as a couple. So for instance, some of the women I'd like to contact block mail from couples on here. Makes sense, Vik has a single profile (just_lucy) and she does the same sometimes, as she doesn't play with couples on her own. I could create a single profile, but would rather keep things together with the veris etc on this one.

And Vik and I have a D/s relationship. I am naturally attracted to submissive women, but that doesn't mean that is all I am looking for. I am also not looking to dominate women. But I certainly appreciate a woman who likes a bit of hair pulling and arse spanking There are some fine lines here I am navigating.

-Matt

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over a year ago

I hear you Matt, I really do.

Before I reply to your post...

I had no idea Vik had her own single profile.

Brb

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados


"I hear you Matt, I really do.

Before I reply to your post...

I had no idea Vik had her own single profile.

Brb "

Yes, she does. And she likes a sharp dressed man in a suit... oh and she is coming up to London on her own for a few days next month. Just sayin'

-Matt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Adam, cheers for the vote of confidence Great to hear of your experience... and co-incidentally, that same woman's profile had caught my eye many times too

Don't get me wrong, we are perfectly happy playing together, but we are looking to explore a few things. We've both played solo with others we have met off here of off clubs, but I guess the bit I want to try a bit more is the flirting. Although I sometimes feel that I'm in a slightly odd position as I'm not a single guy, but not playing as a couple. So for instance, some of the women I'd like to contact block mail from couples on here. Makes sense, Vik has a single profile (just_lucy) and she does the same sometimes, as she doesn't play with couples on her own. I could create a single profile, but would rather keep things together with the veris etc on this one.

And Vik and I have a D/s relationship. I am naturally attracted to submissive women, but that doesn't mean that is all I am looking for. I am also not looking to dominate women. But I certainly appreciate a woman who likes a bit of hair pulling and arse spanking There are some fine lines here I am navigating.

-Matt"

Right Matt, your couples profile has been in my hotlist for a long time because your forum posts in politics thread take up most of my lurking time. You actually save a lot of my time from posting in there because you say things I am thinking. Thank you!

I knew all about your relationship/dynamics from reading your profile/verifications a long time ago.

Now Vik's single profile is in my hotlist

I respect Dana2000 as a real friend because her actions match her words. Our friendship will grow stronger I am certain of that. All I will say is Matt you and her have very similar personalities... you have nothing to loose, except I do because then I may end up being forgotten. Even though we have not met yet Matt I know what you are capable of!!

People already know of you in the forums. All you have to do is be honest with the woman you want to connect and flirt with. Just like you mentioned things in your post above. That pretty much explained your exact position and there are women who do accept messages from couples profiles.

Matt, you will not have any problems at all. Once you find a compatible woman on here to meet you will both have an amazing time.

P.s. I have never been to Dec's and that is your favourite place. I am going to do a little research on that club as I have not been to any club for a while now.

If you can PM me some info on that please do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone care to share my jelly?

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Ooh could I have some flirty eyes at me please!! "

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados


"Anyone care to share my jelly?"

What flavour?

I've just bought a *stares at the pot*

"Strawberry quinoa yogurt pot"... well it looked tasty and I thought looked healthy as a bonus... in fact it tastes like cold babyfood

-Matt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone care to share my jelly?"

I'm tempted. Is it home made?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im sitting the doctors waiting room wondering if germophobes ever make it down here? Ive already seen 2 people cough without covering their mouths.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hear you Matt, I really do.

Before I reply to your post...

I had no idea Vik had her own single profile.

Brb

Yes, she does. And she likes a sharp dressed man in a suit... oh and she is coming up to London on her own for a few days next month. Just sayin'

-Matt"

I almost missed this Matt because I was busy with my essay replying to your post

It is a good thing Vik likes a man in a suit because I feel sexy in one

When I told Dana2000 what I will be wearing she said she does not care because my clothes will look better on her bedroom floor

Do you see what I mean about teasing Matt!? Sometimes you just can't win

Oh Vik is coming to London...

I will message her to find out which dates so I can clear my diary immediately

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Im sitting the doctors waiting room wondering if germophobes ever make it down here? Ive already seen 2 people cough without covering their mouths. "

If they cough and cover their ass, move quickly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im sitting the doctors waiting room wondering if germophobes ever make it down here? Ive already seen 2 people cough without covering their mouths.

If they cough and cover their ass, move quickly. "

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados


"Adam, cheers for the vote of confidence Great to hear of your experience... and co-incidentally, that same woman's profile had caught my eye many times too

Don't get me wrong, we are perfectly happy playing together, but we are looking to explore a few things. We've both played solo with others we have met off here of off clubs, but I guess the bit I want to try a bit more is the flirting. Although I sometimes feel that I'm in a slightly odd position as I'm not a single guy, but not playing as a couple. So for instance, some of the women I'd like to contact block mail from couples on here. Makes sense, Vik has a single profile (just_lucy) and she does the same sometimes, as she doesn't play with couples on her own. I could create a single profile, but would rather keep things together with the veris etc on this one.

And Vik and I have a D/s relationship. I am naturally attracted to submissive women, but that doesn't mean that is all I am looking for. I am also not looking to dominate women. But I certainly appreciate a woman who likes a bit of hair pulling and arse spanking There are some fine lines here I am navigating.

-Matt

Right Matt, your couples profile has been in my hotlist for a long time because your forum posts in politics thread take up most of my lurking time. You actually save a lot of my time from posting in there because you say things I am thinking. Thank you!

I knew all about your relationship/dynamics from reading your profile/verifications a long time ago.

Now Vik's single profile is in my hotlist

I respect Dana2000 as a real friend because her actions match her words. Our friendship will grow stronger I am certain of that. All I will say is Matt you and her have very similar personalities... you have nothing to loose, except I do because then I may end up being forgotten. Even though we have not met yet Matt I know what you are capable of!!

People already know of you in the forums. All you have to do is be honest with the woman you want to connect and flirt with. Just like you mentioned things in your post above. That pretty much explained your exact position and there are women who do accept messages from couples profiles.

Matt, you will not have any problems at all. Once you find a compatible woman on here to meet you will both have an amazing time.

P.s. I have never been to Dec's and that is your favourite place. I am going to do a little research on that club as I have not been to any club for a while now.

If you can PM me some info on that please do."

'kin 'ell.... can I hire you are my PR dept? You make me out to be superman!

Don't worry, I'm sure Dana will not forget you... based on the veri you seem to have make quite an impression. (sorry Dana, I feel kinda rude talking about you in the 3rd person here... especially as you have contributed to this thread).

Oh the politics forum... how many hours have I wasted... lol... well the thing that surprised me is I've had a few people from here mail me saying they recognise me from there and it's all been very positive... which given the polarising nature of it, I was expecting and equal number of negative posts! The funny thing is, of the two of us, I'm the laid back one and Vik is the political one!

And yes, Dec's is a fantastic place... will PM you some details. I know a number of people that travel down from London for it... so it has quite a draw. It is our home form home at the moment... in fact we are off down there this evening :D

-Matt

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"Anyone care to share my jelly?"

I have ice cream. We could share both together

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados

Sprinkles anyone?

-Matt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Adam, cheers for the vote of confidence Great to hear of your experience... and co-incidentally, that same woman's profile had caught my eye many times too

Don't get me wrong, we are perfectly happy playing together, but we are looking to explore a few things. We've both played solo with others we have met off here of off clubs, but I guess the bit I want to try a bit more is the flirting. Although I sometimes feel that I'm in a slightly odd position as I'm not a single guy, but not playing as a couple. So for instance, some of the women I'd like to contact block mail from couples on here. Makes sense, Vik has a single profile (just_lucy) and she does the same sometimes, as she doesn't play with couples on her own. I could create a single profile, but would rather keep things together with the veris etc on this one.

And Vik and I have a D/s relationship. I am naturally attracted to submissive women, but that doesn't mean that is all I am looking for. I am also not looking to dominate women. But I certainly appreciate a woman who likes a bit of hair pulling and arse spanking There are some fine lines here I am navigating.

-Matt

Right Matt, your couples profile has been in my hotlist for a long time because your forum posts in politics thread take up most of my lurking time. You actually save a lot of my time from posting in there because you say things I am thinking. Thank you!

I knew all about your relationship/dynamics from reading your profile/verifications a long time ago.

Now Vik's single profile is in my hotlist

I respect Dana2000 as a real friend because her actions match her words. Our friendship will grow stronger I am certain of that. All I will say is Matt you and her have very similar personalities... you have nothing to loose, except I do because then I may end up being forgotten. Even though we have not met yet Matt I know what you are capable of!!

People already know of you in the forums. All you have to do is be honest with the woman you want to connect and flirt with. Just like you mentioned things in your post above. That pretty much explained your exact position and there are women who do accept messages from couples profiles.

Matt, you will not have any problems at all. Once you find a compatible woman on here to meet you will both have an amazing time.

P.s. I have never been to Dec's and that is your favourite place. I am going to do a little research on that club as I have not been to any club for a while now.

If you can PM me some info on that please do.

'kin 'ell.... can I hire you are my PR dept? You make me out to be superman!

Don't worry, I'm sure Dana will not forget you... based on the veri you seem to have make quite an impression. (sorry Dana, I feel kinda rude talking about you in the 3rd person here... especially as you have contributed to this thread).

Oh the politics forum... how many hours have I wasted... lol... well the thing that surprised me is I've had a few people from here mail me saying they recognise me from there and it's all been very positive... which given the polarising nature of it, I was expecting and equal number of negative posts! The funny thing is, of the two of us, I'm the laid back one and Vik is the political one!

And yes, Dec's is a fantastic place... will PM you some details. I know a number of people that travel down from London for it... so it has quite a draw. It is our home form home at the moment... in fact we are off down there this evening :D

-Matt"

I thought my ears were burning

Have a great evening Matt.

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over a year ago


"Sprinkles anyone?

-Matt"

Watersports? .

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Cold here and the 17hh warmblood tried to kill me doing his bronc impression

That's a horse right? I have an iron horse :D In fact about to go out on it shortly now the sun has come out and I'm out of coffee beans.

-Matt

Actually come to think of it... wasn't the 'iron horse' a train, not a motorbike? Well hrmm.. I haven't got a train.

-Matt"

Haha, you need one!! I ride a horse that goes like train....

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados


"I thought my ears were burning

Have a great evening Matt. "

Cheers, will do

-Matt

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados


"Cold here and the 17hh warmblood tried to kill me doing his bronc impression

That's a horse right? I have an iron horse :D In fact about to go out on it shortly now the sun has come out and I'm out of coffee beans.

-Matt

Actually come to think of it... wasn't the 'iron horse' a train, not a motorbike? Well hrmm.. I haven't got a train.

-Matt

Haha, you need one!! I ride a horse that goes like train.... "

So it turns up late and has trouble with leaves under its hooves?

-Matt

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over a year ago


"Adam, cheers for the vote of confidence Great to hear of your experience... and co-incidentally, that same woman's profile had caught my eye many times too

Don't get me wrong, we are perfectly happy playing together, but we are looking to explore a few things. We've both played solo with others we have met off here of off clubs, but I guess the bit I want to try a bit more is the flirting. Although I sometimes feel that I'm in a slightly odd position as I'm not a single guy, but not playing as a couple. So for instance, some of the women I'd like to contact block mail from couples on here. Makes sense, Vik has a single profile (just_lucy) and she does the same sometimes, as she doesn't play with couples on her own. I could create a single profile, but would rather keep things together with the veris etc on this one.

And Vik and I have a D/s relationship. I am naturally attracted to submissive women, but that doesn't mean that is all I am looking for. I am also not looking to dominate women. But I certainly appreciate a woman who likes a bit of hair pulling and arse spanking There are some fine lines here I am navigating.

-Matt

Right Matt, your couples profile has been in my hotlist for a long time because your forum posts in politics thread take up most of my lurking time. You actually save a lot of my time from posting in there because you say things I am thinking. Thank you!

I knew all about your relationship/dynamics from reading your profile/verifications a long time ago.

Now Vik's single profile is in my hotlist

I respect Dana2000 as a real friend because her actions match her words. Our friendship will grow stronger I am certain of that. All I will say is Matt you and her have very similar personalities... you have nothing to loose, except I do because then I may end up being forgotten. Even though we have not met yet Matt I know what you are capable of!!

People already know of you in the forums. All you have to do is be honest with the woman you want to connect and flirt with. Just like you mentioned things in your post above. That pretty much explained your exact position and there are women who do accept messages from couples profiles.

Matt, you will not have any problems at all. Once you find a compatible woman on here to meet you will both have an amazing time.

P.s. I have never been to Dec's and that is your favourite place. I am going to do a little research on that club as I have not been to any club for a while now.

If you can PM me some info on that please do.

'kin 'ell.... can I hire you are my PR dept? You make me out to be superman!

Don't worry, I'm sure Dana will not forget you... based on the veri you seem to have make quite an impression. (sorry Dana, I feel kinda rude talking about you in the 3rd person here... especially as you have contributed to this thread).

Oh the politics forum... how many hours have I wasted... lol... well the thing that surprised me is I've had a few people from here mail me saying they recognise me from there and it's all been very positive... which given the polarising nature of it, I was expecting and equal number of negative posts! The funny thing is, of the two of us, I'm the laid back one and Vik is the political one!

And yes, Dec's is a fantastic place... will PM you some details. I know a number of people that travel down from London for it... so it has quite a draw. It is our home form home at the moment... in fact we are off down there this evening :D

-Matt

I thought my ears were burning

Have a great evening Matt. "

Damn, you 2 are good at small talk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn, you 2 are good at small talk. "

Haha ooooops sorry MisterBee.

It is Matt!! He is Fab royalty and I wanted to chat to him for ages. It all just came pouring out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought my ears were burning

Have a great evening Matt.

Cheers, will do

-Matt"

It must be a nice feeling to have midweek fun Matt.

That is the normal thing to do, but I am at my desk trying to do photocopies and crunch some numbers for my business!

Figures don't look good...

10% down compared to last month, but the good news is durex profits are up by 10%

Bad news is I am in the wrong business!! Retail is not as lucrative as it used to be

Enjoy!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Adam, cheers for the vote of confidence Great to hear of your experience... and co-incidentally, that same woman's profile had caught my eye many times too

Don't get me wrong, we are perfectly happy playing together, but we are looking to explore a few things. We've both played solo with others we have met off here of off clubs, but I guess the bit I want to try a bit more is the flirting. Although I sometimes feel that I'm in a slightly odd position as I'm not a single guy, but not playing as a couple. So for instance, some of the women I'd like to contact block mail from couples on here. Makes sense, Vik has a single profile (just_lucy) and she does the same sometimes, as she doesn't play with couples on her own. I could create a single profile, but would rather keep things together with the veris etc on this one.

And Vik and I have a D/s relationship. I am naturally attracted to submissive women, but that doesn't mean that is all I am looking for. I am also not looking to dominate women. But I certainly appreciate a woman who likes a bit of hair pulling and arse spanking There are some fine lines here I am navigating.

-Matt

Right Matt, your couples profile has been in my hotlist for a long time because your forum posts in politics thread take up most of my lurking time. You actually save a lot of my time from posting in there because you say things I am thinking. Thank you!

I knew all about your relationship/dynamics from reading your profile/verifications a long time ago.

Now Vik's single profile is in my hotlist

I respect Dana2000 as a real friend because her actions match her words. Our friendship will grow stronger I am certain of that. All I will say is Matt you and her have very similar personalities... you have nothing to loose, except I do because then I may end up being forgotten. Even though we have not met yet Matt I know what you are capable of!!

People already know of you in the forums. All you have to do is be honest with the woman you want to connect and flirt with. Just like you mentioned things in your post above. That pretty much explained your exact position and there are women who do accept messages from couples profiles.

Matt, you will not have any problems at all. Once you find a compatible woman on here to meet you will both have an amazing time.

P.s. I have never been to Dec's and that is your favourite place. I am going to do a little research on that club as I have not been to any club for a while now.

If you can PM me some info on that please do.

'kin 'ell.... can I hire you are my PR dept? You make me out to be superman!

Don't worry, I'm sure Dana will not forget you... based on the veri you seem to have make quite an impression. (sorry Dana, I feel kinda rude talking about you in the 3rd person here... especially as you have contributed to this thread).

Oh the politics forum... how many hours have I wasted... lol... well the thing that surprised me is I've had a few people from here mail me saying they recognise me from there and it's all been very positive... which given the polarising nature of it, I was expecting and equal number of negative posts! The funny thing is, of the two of us, I'm the laid back one and Vik is the political one!

And yes, Dec's is a fantastic place... will PM you some details. I know a number of people that travel down from London for it... so it has quite a draw. It is our home form home at the moment... in fact we are off down there this evening :D

-Matt

I thought my ears were burning

Have a great evening Matt.

Damn, you 2 are good at small talk. "

Small talk?! Adam?! It's not 'small' talk that Adam does

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over a year ago


"Small talk?! Adam?! It's not 'small' talk that Adam does "

Oh my lordy lord...

I just seen your profile!!

And I finally figured out why you think boobs are funny... it's because you only have one nipple

This is for the Fab archives:

I looked at your pics and my eyes literally popped out

Why didn't anyone tell me all this time I been chatting to a stunning woman

I thought it was a robot behind a hidden profile ffs

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Small talk?! Adam?! It's not 'small' talk that Adam does

Oh my lordy lord...

I just seen your profile!!

And I finally figured out why you think boobs are funny... it's because you only have one nipple

This is for the Fab archives:

I looked at your pics and my eyes literally popped out

Why didn't anyone tell me all this time I been chatting to a stunning woman

I thought it was a robot behind a hidden profile ffs "

Nar I'm just a bloke mate not a robot,nicked some bird's photos from a dating site didn't think she'd mind. I'm for the chop though if she's on here as well,don't no-one Google image

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

The weather where I am is close. I have been visiting friends and off and on various trains all day. No meets planned whatsoever but I am not particularly bothered about it. And as an aside, I am loving my new spur of the moment hair do. Little things.

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over a year ago


"The weather where I am is close. I have been visiting friends and off and on various trains all day. No meets planned whatsoever but I am not particularly bothered about it. And as an aside, I am loving my new spur of the moment hair do. Little things. "

What is a spur of the moment hair do?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"The weather where I am is close. I have been visiting friends and off and on various trains all day. No meets planned whatsoever but I am not particularly bothered about it. And as an aside, I am loving my new spur of the moment hair do. Little things.

What is a spur of the moment hair do? "

Going into the hairdresser for a trim and coming out three hours later with a whole new look that makes you feel all swooshy when you walk. In this specific case, anyway.

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados


"The weather where I am is close. I have been visiting friends and off and on various trains all day. No meets planned whatsoever but I am not particularly bothered about it. And as an aside, I am loving my new spur of the moment hair do. Little things.

What is a spur of the moment hair do?

Going into the hairdresser for a trim and coming out three hours later with a whole new look that makes you feel all swooshy when you walk. In this specific case, anyway."

I was about to ask the same question... you sound like my wife. She going in and says 'do what you want' and comes out with something totally unexpected. But awesome.

Swooshy hair sounds interesting though :D

-Matt

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over a year ago


"Nar I'm just a bloke mate not a robot,nicked some bird's photos from a dating site didn't think she'd mind. I'm for the chop though if she's on here as well,don't no-one Google image "

No clue what she just said

But she called me a mate!!

Wooo hooo

Pow wow I just made a new friend

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I've been for a hot chocolate with a fab friend, had my arse kicked in a personal training session, renewed my house insurance and now the sun is out! Instant good mood.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I don't really know what small talk is and this thread hasn't made it clearer... weather? I don't know,

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Cold here and the 17hh warmblood tried to kill me doing his bronc impression

That's a horse right? I have an iron horse :D In fact about to go out on it shortly now the sun has come out and I'm out of coffee beans.

-Matt

Actually come to think of it... wasn't the 'iron horse' a train, not a motorbike? Well hrmm.. I haven't got a train.

-Matt

Haha, you need one!! I ride a horse that goes like train....

So it turns up late and has trouble with leaves under its hooves?

-Matt"

Much worse, it derails and goes shooting off 'off-piste'!

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados


"Small talk?! Adam?! It's not 'small' talk that Adam does

Oh my lordy lord...

I just seen your profile!!

And I finally figured out why you think boobs are funny... it's because you only have one nipple

This is for the Fab archives:

I looked at your pics and my eyes literally popped out

Why didn't anyone tell me all this time I been chatting to a stunning woman

I thought it was a robot behind a hidden profile ffs

Nar I'm just a bloke mate not a robot,nicked some bird's photos from a dating site didn't think she'd mind. I'm for the chop though if she's on here as well,don't no-one Google image "

Well you nicked some good pics then

-Matt

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The weather where I am is close. I have been visiting friends and off and on various trains all day. No meets planned whatsoever but I am not particularly bothered about it. And as an aside, I am loving my new spur of the moment hair do. Little things.

What is a spur of the moment hair do?

Going into the hairdresser for a trim and coming out three hours later with a whole new look that makes you feel all swooshy when you walk. In this specific case, anyway."

Ah. Got ya! Put a pic up? I have a mailbox too.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Small talk?! Adam?! It's not 'small' talk that Adam does

Oh my lordy lord...

I just seen your profile!!

And I finally figured out why you think boobs are funny... it's because you only have one nipple

This is for the Fab archives:

I looked at your pics and my eyes literally popped out

Why didn't anyone tell me all this time I been chatting to a stunning woman

I thought it was a robot behind a hidden profile ffs

Nar I'm just a bloke mate not a robot,nicked some bird's photos from a dating site didn't think she'd mind. I'm for the chop though if she's on here as well,don't no-one Google image

Well you nicked some good pics then

-Matt"

Cheers mate . I went for below average to be more convincing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't really know what small talk is and this thread hasn't made it clearer... weather? I don't know, "

Small talk is general chit chat. 2 guys above need a lesson though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been for a hot chocolate with a fab friend, had my arse kicked in a personal training session, renewed my house insurance and now the sun is out! Instant good mood. "

Sounds awesome. My most productive was renewing a phone contract. I hate doing grown up stuff on the phone.

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By *oi_LucyCouple
over a year ago

Barbados


"I don't really know what small talk is and this thread hasn't made it clearer... weather? I don't know,

Small talk is general chit chat. 2 guys above need a lesson though.

"

Yeah sorry, new at this lol

-Matt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't really know what small talk is and this thread hasn't made it clearer... weather? I don't know,

Small talk is general chit chat. 2 guys above need a lesson though.

Yeah sorry, new at this lol

-Matt"

Pffffft yeah what Matt said.

I am also new at this so teach us MisterBee

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I've been for a hot chocolate with a fab friend, had my arse kicked in a personal training session, renewed my house insurance and now the sun is out! Instant good mood.

Sounds awesome. My most productive was renewing a phone contract. I hate doing grown up stuff on the phone. "

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sat around in the sun, shopped for bathrooms online and now in the bath - rock n roll

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over a year ago


"Grey, yogurts for brekkie with a cuppa. It's going to be a long day when you can't even get your work t shirt on round the right way! Too tired for flirting so random chat all the way!

I'll help with you t-shirt. Can I use my teeth again?

Go for it, I'm sure you'll do a better job than I just did!

You used your teeth too? "

Not this time, I'll give it a whirl tomorrow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive been a bit poorly today so have just lay around re watching breaking bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we still chatting the small stuff here then - all daylong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I'll join in on some small talk again. In the bath with some music on.. what's new?

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