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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.....random about you?

I sing and play piano.

Over to you,

BG x

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I'll keep it musical then, I play the violin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hold a Guinness world record

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My middle finger in the left hand is swollen up top.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

My sticky toffee pudding recipe was once featured in the Guardian.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I have knock knees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can touch my nose with my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can touch my nose with my tongue"

Prove it.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My right leg is over the arm of the couch.

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

I have a pointy right ear.

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By *ellowbabesCouple
over a year ago

newport/cwmbran

"I hold a Guinness world record"

I'm currently holding a Guinness

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I used to have a job that not many ladies in the world have.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I have no use in my left index finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I invented the question mark.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I designed a children's range and put on a fashion show.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to have a job that not many ladies in the world have.

Pope?

I have never been stung by a bee or a wasp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can multiply any number by 11 without a calculator

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I never had a childhood illness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like making lists

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

I used to have a job where every friday I had to sniff acid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My right elbow is sexy as fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two of my toes are joined together and I like it

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"I used to have a job that not many ladies in the world have.

Pope?

I have never been stung by a bee or a wasp."

Yep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv just found out i can vape through my nose

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

I've got two teeny tiny supernumerary nipples (they look like moles)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can wiggle my left ear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got two teeny tiny supernumerary nipples (they look like moles)

I have one of those too, right where Scaramanger had his in James Bond

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

I used to do back somersaults on my bmx, long time ago..

And many other tricks, didn't quite work on my motorbike though..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can multiply any number by 11 without a calculator"

easy peasy lemon squeesy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can thread spaghetti through my nose then out my mouth.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My right elbow is sexy as fuck."

I heard!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can multiply any number by 11 without a calculator

easy peasy lemon squeesy

When you know how yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can thread spaghetti through my nose then out my mouth. "

Cool party trick, if a little gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can thread spaghetti through my nose then out my mouth. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 287 pics on my tab and they are all of me.

PTU XXX

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

I'm British Canoe Union qualified up to instructor level.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My right elbow is sexy as fuck.

I heard!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have never, ever given anyone my last Rolo! And never, ever will!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'll keep it musical then, I play the violin

Not as well as me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do my times table up to 75 without the aid of a calculator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can touch my nose with my tongue

Prove it....."

Im trying to maintain an air of attractiveness around here

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I don't like mornings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can wriggle my nose like a mouse and wiggle my ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 5 a Jack Russel ran into my bedroom ( it was my dad's friends dog) jumped on my bed, grabbed my cuddly co-op gorilla and fucked it on my floor for a solid 5 minutes. Stared at me the whole time. I could do nothing but cry and wait.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can do my times table up to 75 without the aid of a calculator"

Could you be any more sexy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 14 on my paper round a rabid, stray dog chased me up a tree and I couldn't get down until it left an hour or so later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I trapped the middle finger of my right hand in a car door when I was 17. The nail always splits in the centre now when it breaks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like mornings "

I thought this was meant to be like stuff no one on here would know Bladey

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

I've been in the South Pole xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can do my times table up to 75 without the aid of a calculator"

Blimey, that is good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can touch my nose with my tongue"

Me too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I trapped the middle finger of my right hand in a car door when I was 17. The nail always splits in the centre now when it breaks

I trapped my right thumb in a massive, heavy wooden door hinge when I was 10... it was purple and swollen for weeks (Llllllllladies...)

I still get pains in it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can wiggle my nostrils.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

I've met Rik Mayall. Lovely man and very different to his on-stage/tv crazy persona. Much missed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like people touching my nipples

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Okay something else.

I've jumped out of a plane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have my own sword.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I play guitar and write songs for bands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I played ronnie o'sullivan at snooker when he was 13

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

I play the saxophone.

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"I have my own sword."

pork or samuri?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a former British Champion

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I (Mr) spent far too much of my life in a cave.

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I've arm wrestled the original incredible hulk (lou ferigno)..

I lost..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I played cricket for the Yorkshire Ladies county team. (A while ago now)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am actually in fact Canadian

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House

I've been involved in a threesome with a person who was in red dwarf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a degree in Chinese

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

I have a Blue Peter badge.

I am fluent in French.

I make my own bread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can fly small planes.

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

I can tuck my ears in

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't masturbate

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

I once cycled London to Lands End over 4 days...I got the train back!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm naturally smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've touched a piece of the moon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've touched a piece of the moon. "

I own some land on the moon

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"I've touched a piece of the moon.

I own some land on the moon

I've seen the whole of the moon.

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Dax has broken every bone down the left side of his body during a motorcycle crash

Myself... Im one of the few twisted people that enjoy going to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I have a lazy left nipple and I can drive a fork lift

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"I've been involved in a threesome with a person who was in red dwarf."

Was it kachanski?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've touched a piece of the moon.

I own some land on the moon

I've seen the whole of the moon."

Yeah sorry, I'll try not to drop my towel next time

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I am full of Mexican food right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not really a carrot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can tuck my ears in

Mrs blue eyes

Now that we would like to see

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"I can tuck my ears in

Mrs blue eyes

Now that we would like to see

"
. Oh would you now

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My thumg does he complete opposite direction to my index finger if put them down on a hard surface due to my thumb sitting a lot lower down on my hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an eight inch cock and as a girl, I know how to measure it properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can tuck my ears in

Mrs blue eyes

Now that we would like to see

. Oh would you now

Mrs blue eyes

Definitely, and any other tricks you can do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've touched a piece of the moon.

I own some land on the moon

"
. So do I. Bought from the Big Cheese!

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"I can tuck my ears in

Mrs blue eyes

Now that we would like to see

. Oh would you now

Mrs blue eyes

Definitely, and any other tricks you can do

xx"
. Now that you would have to wait and see

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not really a carrot. "

I know that the Welsh word for carrot is...moron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was young I used to pull my eyelashes out, put them in my eyes on purpose, blink a few times then go looking for them

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I don't have a TV.

May have mentioned that before though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm? the 94th person to post on this thread. True story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm? the 94th person to post on this thread. True story."

?, ?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"When I was 5 a Jack Russel ran into my bedroom ( it was my dad's friends dog) jumped on my bed, grabbed my cuddly co-op gorilla and fucked it on my floor for a solid 5 minutes. Stared at me the whole time. I could do nothing but cry and wait. "

Then thrown in the washing machine I hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

I chocked on a sausage once and then blew it out of my nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not really a carrot.

I know that the Welsh word for carrot is...moron

That's wot I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can break a 4 inch concrete block by simply dropping my hand on it under its own weight.

I hold a 1st degree black belt

I'm also a drummer (keeping in theme with OP first post)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a 6 inch scar that runs from my navel down.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

It's Dicks birthday today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been onstage with Ozzy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've flown in the back of an RAF Tornado

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's Dicks birthday today "

Happy birthday, Dick!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I would love to learn to speak Italian

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

I've accidentally peeled off my corneas. Twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my artwork (I'm an artist) is in collections worldwide

oh and I can swing a hula hoop round my waist for ages,,i mean 15 20 mins till I get bored,,lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i want to learn sign language - i know the alphabet just need some ooomph to get up and learn more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spent a few days with the sas on RAF Hereford x

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I am a male Scouser, that hates football.

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Im on a adult porn site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im on a adult porn site

who isnt

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By *nne CallanWoman
over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

I have given a couple of lectures for the open university.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sticky toffee pudding recipe was once featured in the Guardian."

I luuuuuuurve sticky toffee pudding

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Im on a adult porn site

who isnt

Me.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"My sticky toffee pudding recipe was once featured in the Guardian.

I luuuuuuurve sticky toffee pudding

With real custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been on television several times.

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By *ammyDodgaMan
over a year ago

Nottingham/and everywhere my location says i am ;)

" I'm Batman"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can hide easy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's Dicks birthday today "

Happy birthday

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I have modelled on MTV's Headbangers Ball...and afterwards had to give a couple of Hells Angels tips on how to French plait your hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a hole in my heart. ..its where I let the ice in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The band I used to play bass guitar in played a set on the Unsigned Stage at Bloodstock Festival and on the Strongbow Stage at Sonisphere Festival.We also featured on the Fresh Blood show with Alex Baker on Kerrang Radio,he did a live interview with us in the studio and we did two live tracks on air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im on a adult porn site

who isnt

Me."

awe shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im on a adult porn site

who isnt

Me."
#

nor me

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

I have been a catwalk model

I have been on a BBC 1 program

I have the best looking penis on fab

Well 2 out of 3 ain't bad...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For 8 years after having my first baby I had no feeling in the skin on my stomach. It came back a few months ago

MrWho's heart once stopped for 12 minutes.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Im on a adult porn site

who isnt

Me.#

nor me"

Same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im on a adult porn site

Are there non-adult porn sites then?

Sounds creepy.

MrWho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have authored peer reviewed papers.

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By *ltravioletWoman
over a year ago

In amongst the Unicorns & fairy dust

I have double jointed thumbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make yer bed rock, hubaa hubba fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a qualified professional in two unrelated fields.

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By *avid0894Man
over a year ago

Paisley

I can blow up balloons with my nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can blow up balloons with my nose "

*ding ding ding*

We have a winner!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I can suck like a Dyson

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By *ragonage24Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I play bass in a band

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was run over at 18.

I still get nervous crossing busy roads to this day and always wait for the green man

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I have to sleep in a neck brace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ragonage24Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I was run over at 18.

I still get nervous crossing busy roads to this day and always wait for the green man

I got knocked off my bike when i was 13, never been on one since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I run around shooting people with small plastic balls

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By *eardyBikerMan
over a year ago

nr stonehaven

I can wiggle my ears

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By *icheekyMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm allergic to my own brain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm currently reading philosophy and Roman and Greek mythology for pleasure.

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By *icheekyMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Which philosophers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was run over at 18.

I still get nervous crossing busy roads to this day and always wait for the green man

I got knocked off my bike when i was 13, never been on one since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nearly killed puff daddy with a stray swing door in vegas, he did not look cool with what had happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have my own sword.

pork or samuri?

Medieval European longsword.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was on a TV version of Connect 4

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I can crack the bones in my neck, elbows, knies, back, fingers and toes. and always get told of for it by others

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I've competed in a sport for my county and I have the shiny winners medal

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By *avid0894Man
over a year ago

Paisley

I've never fallen down the stairs but always fell up the stairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In January 2015 on a night out in Cardiff (a belated work xmas do), i got mobbed by a group of d*unk men who thought i was Miranda Hart

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By *ourHotSpotMan
over a year ago

Horny Hornchurch

I can Beatbox!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In January 2015 on a night out in Cardiff (a belated work xmas do), i got mobbed by a group of d*unk men who thought i was Miranda Hart

oh dear

And you fleeced them for drinks all night?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got cold feet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a Wag

I've met a lot of very famous people with my job in a Private Hospital in London

I had breakfast with George Best and dinner with Gary Rhodes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be able to run 100 metres in 10.9 seconds.

I can drink a bottle of tobassco sauce in under 20 seconds.

The above are in no way interconnected

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By *icheekyMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Me too. I can't feel my toes anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive just been sent a rather gross pic - from my son

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By *icheekyMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

On purpose?

Call it morbid curiosity but I have to know... What was it of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been in an earthquake

I lived in a country when it became independent from Great Britain.

I can sing a song in Thai.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm underneath Innocent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was a Wag

I've met a lot of very famous people with my job in a Private Hospital in London

I had breakfast with George Best and dinner with Gary Rhodes"

Did anyone leave crumbs in your bed though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was a Wag

I've met a lot of very famous people with my job in a Private Hospital in London

I had breakfast with George Best and dinner with Gary Rhodes

Did anyone leave crumbs in your bed though?

Crumbs and chocolate I do recall!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was a Wag

I've met a lot of very famous people with my job in a Private Hospital in London

I had breakfast with George Best and dinner with Gary Rhodes

Did anyone leave crumbs in your bed though?

Crumbs and chocolate I do recall! "

Did he leave anything else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was a county sunflower growing champion in 1986 and 1987

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was a Wag

I've met a lot of very famous people with my job in a Private Hospital in London

I had breakfast with George Best and dinner with Gary Rhodes

Did anyone leave crumbs in your bed though?

Crumbs and chocolate I do recall!

Did he leave anything else?"

A very wet bed

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I used to be a phone sex operator. I played several characters.

I didn't make much,I was obviously just far too good- they all peaked too soon..

I still have the manual and its a very amusing read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was a county sunflower growing champion in 1986 and 1987

What happened in '85?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was a county sunflower growing champion in 1986 and 1987

What happened in '85?"

I sunflower seed what you did there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have incredibly tiny ears!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

175!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was a Wag

I've met a lot of very famous people with my job in a Private Hospital in London

I had breakfast with George Best and dinner with Gary Rhodes

Did anyone leave crumbs in your bed though?

Crumbs and chocolate I do recall!

Did he leave anything else?

A very wet bed

Ooooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was 8 I made a wish that when I grew up I could have a naked wife, rather than one of the clothed ones

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