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"I'm 5ft 7 and my wife is 5ft 1 so we jokingly refer to ourselves as horny dwarves. Lots of adds on here are by taller people (or giants) looking for the same. Any love for the vertically challenged?" Yup... I like em small.   | |||
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"I'm 5ft 7 and my wife is 5ft 1 so we jokingly refer to ourselves as horny dwarves. Lots of adds on here are by taller people (or giants) looking for the same. Any love for the vertically challenged?" I'm 5'2 and Dick is 5'6. I ain't no dwarf!! | |||
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"I'm 5ft 7 and my wife is 5ft 1 so we jokingly refer to ourselves as horny dwarves. Lots of adds on here are by taller people (or giants) looking for the same. Any love for the vertically challenged? I'm 5'2 and Dick is 5'6. I ain't no dwarf!! " A rose by any other name......  | |||
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"I'm 5ft 7 and my wife is 5ft 1 so we jokingly refer to ourselves as horny dwarves. Lots of adds on here are by taller people (or giants) looking for the same. Any love for the vertically challenged? I'm 5'2 and Dick is 5'6. I ain't no dwarf!! A rose by any other name...... "You have to be under 4' 10 to be classed as a dwarf! | |||
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"We're the odd couple at 6ft 2 and 4ft 11 respectively. "We're odd but it has nothing to do with our heights lol | |||
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"I'm 5ft 7 and my wife is 5ft 1 so we jokingly refer to ourselves as horny dwarves. Lots of adds on here are by taller people (or giants) looking for the same. Any love for the vertically challenged? I'm 5'2 and Dick is 5'6. I ain't no dwarf!! A rose by any other name......
You have to be under 4' 10 to be classed as a dwarf!"lol I know, I'm kidding around, something to lighten the afternoon. No need to get on your high horse lol.... that's got to have gotten a laugh? | |||
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"Whew I'm 5'0 so technically I'm not a dwarf not yet anyway "Is like me saying, I have hair on the back and sides of my head so I'm not technically bald lol | |||
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"I'm 5ft 7 and my wife is 5ft 1 so we jokingly refer to ourselves as horny dwarves. Lots of adds on here are by taller people (or giants) looking for the same. Any love for the vertically challenged? I'm 5'2 and Dick is 5'6. I ain't no dwarf!! A rose by any other name......
You have to be under 4' 10 to be classed as a dwarf!
lol I know, I'm kidding around, something to lighten the afternoon. No need to get on your high horse lol.... that's got to have gotten a laugh?"No I'm allergic to horses | |||
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"I'm 5ft 7 and my wife is 5ft 1 so we jokingly refer to ourselves as horny dwarves. Lots of adds on here are by taller people (or giants) looking for the same. Any love for the vertically challenged? I'm 5'2 and Dick is 5'6. I ain't no dwarf!! A rose by any other name......
You have to be under 4' 10 to be classed as a dwarf!
lol I know, I'm kidding around, something to lighten the afternoon. No need to get on your high horse lol.... that's got to have gotten a laugh?
No I'm allergic to horses "Sheesh, tough crowd.... | |||
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"Whew I'm 5'0 so technically I'm not a dwarf not yet anyway
Is like me saying, I have hair on the back and sides of my head so I'm not technically bald lol"Well your not well not quite lol | |||
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"Statistically speaking, 6 out of 7 dwarves aren't Happy" Comedy gold right there 
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"I have a thing about dwarves with learning difficulties.. Although I have been.told it's not big and it's not clever... " I actually read that in the original comedians voice. He was on Mock The Week... Funny though | |||
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