FabSwingers.com forum: Any desperate men?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Roll up! Roll up!

Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The frustration is real

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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haha.

oh god yes, desperados get to my inbox but only if you flirt with every single munter on fab first and i'm your last choice.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I'm desperate for a pee; any women into watersports as it would be a shame to waste such an opportunity........?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roll up! Roll up!

Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck.

Not more than 90% I wouldn't think, maybe 95%..

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

"Roll up! Roll up!

Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck.

We could pair them up with the women who are desperate for a baby- might help the NHS stop wasting money on fertility treatment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*waves* desperate & low standards here. The dream ticket ladies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feisty fucks fuelled by tonnes of pent up frustration can be the best.

Certainly beats an angry wank...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I found some, after having a full frontal, naked photo as my profile pic.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Roll up! Roll up!

Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck.

I'm not THAT desperate... thanks xx

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roll up! Roll up!

Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck.

You're on the wrong site; all the guys on Fab get loads of female attention... we're so busy we don't have time to answer all our messages, let alone squeeze in a crafty shag!

Haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im just desperate for food atm.

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Not at the mo, could you come back tomorrow please??

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Knew my username would pay off one day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roll up! Roll up!

Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck.

Now if you'd have asked yesterday I'd have said yes. But I'm now all picky and all that crap!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roll up! Roll up!

Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck.

Now if you'd have asked yesterday I'd have said yes. But I'm now all picky and all that crap!

Aarrgghh tease!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guilty....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck finding desperate man on here! Everyone knows Fab blokes are that higher calibre of gentleman, and only shag those with whom they make an intimate spiritual connection. And also any ladies that let them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roll up! Roll up!

Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck.

We could pair them up with the women who are desperate for a baby- might help the NHS stop wasting money on fertility treatment

The thirsty desperado betas are the last people you want breeding. There are quite simply some people who shouldn't have kids, many of them on here lol

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Roll up! Roll up!

Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck.

We could pair them up with the women who are desperate for a baby- might help the NHS stop wasting money on fertility treatment

The thirsty desperado betas are the last people you want breeding. There are quite simply some people who shouldn't have kids, many of them on here lol"

too late. i've already rolled out 4 strapping aesthetic specimens myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could at least buy me flowers or take me to dinner first. Geeze, make me feel special and all fuzzy and I'm yours.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good luck finding desperate man on here! Everyone knows Fab blokes are that higher calibre of gentleman, and only shag those with whom they make an intimate spiritual connection. And also any ladies that let them."

Any ladies that let them

Fab men are truly Fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'm not deperate but if anybody wants to touch mi cock a bit...anyone at all, just...someone, please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll shag anyone. Anywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i just want my junk to be slapped about a bit, not fussed who...can of special brew in it for the first taker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll shag anyone. Anywhere "

do you like special brew?

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By *blasiansCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Ah the appeals to 98% of fab thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll shag anyone. Anywhere

do you like special brew?"

Tennent's super or no deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi...I'm Dan!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll shag anyone. Anywhere

do you like special brew?

Tennent's super or no deal

aye, go on, the four packs are on offer down the corner shop just now so yer in luck

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Roll up! Roll up!

Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck.

You do mean desperate and handsome don't you?!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I'm desperate for a pee; any women into watersports as it would be a shame to waste such an opportunity........?

Oh my god that's music to my...No

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Hi...I'm Dan!

deperate dan has already posted, scroll up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi...I'm Dan!

deperate dan has already posted, scroll up.

i'll scroll up if you touch it!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"i'm not deperate but if anybody wants to touch mi cock a bit...anyone at all, just...someone, please! "

I will if you're sti free,but just a quick grope

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Hi...I'm Dan!

deperate dan has already posted, scroll up.

i'll scroll up if you touch it! "

i'm teetotal so you're out of luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roll up! Roll up!

Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck.

I am desperate for angry sex!!

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Can you come here in a minute?? I want you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not again, I have had 7 feisty fucks already today and was hoping for a day off. Its a hard life being a man around here

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

I would not say I'm desperate but .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'm not deperate but if anybody wants to touch mi cock a bit...anyone at all, just...someone, please!

I will if you're sti free,but just a quick grope

i was at my last check

and that's fine, it'll only take a second anyhow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I am not. I had my gym session this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi...I'm Dan!

deperate dan has already posted, scroll up.

i'll scroll up if you touch it!

i'm teetotal so you're out of luck.

i've got some water if you'd prefer? maybe even some dilutey squash...push the boat out...eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roll up! Roll up!

Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck.

You do mean desperate and handsome don't you?! "

Of course

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

That would mean being treated like some kind of sex object, to being used only for, for, some...

Sorry, I was miles away there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/04/17 20:06:31]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*searches thread for Jim, coulda sworn he'd be in this one*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed knickers from poster at 11/04/17 20:06:31]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Desperate man shagged by poster at 11/04/17 20:06:31]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*searches thread for Jim, coulda sworn he'd be in this one*

Hey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*searches thread for Jim, coulda sworn he'd be in this one*

Hey."

You desperate?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Roll up! Roll up!

Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck.

You do mean desperate and handsome don't you?!

Of course

Just confirming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*searches thread for Jim, coulda sworn he'd be in this one*

Hey.

You desperate?"

No are you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guilty...."

Love In The First Degree - Bananarama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*searches thread for Jim, coulda sworn he'd be in this one*

Hey.

You awesome?"

Yes I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roll up! Roll up!

Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck.

Got a couple of days off next week was going to wash my work clothes and iron my shirts but I suppose I could put that off if you like?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Plenty of desperates here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*searches thread for Jim, coulda sworn he'd be in this one*

Hey.

You desperate?

No are you

Hell yeah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*searches thread for Jim, coulda sworn he'd be in this one*

Hey.

You awesome?

Yes I am.

True story.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*searches thread for Jim, coulda sworn he'd be in this one*

Hey.

You awesome?

Yes I am.

True story."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*searches thread for Jim, coulda sworn he'd be in this one*

Hey.

You thirsty?

Yes I am.

sweet...fancy fucking christos for a can of special brew?

yeah.

True story.

knew someone would come good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*searches thread for Jim, coulda sworn he'd be in this one*

Hey.

You thirsty?

Yes I am.

sweet...fancy fucking christos for a can of special brew?

yeah.

True story.

knew someone would come good

I'd fuck you because you mulch and plant goldenrod, despite you failing to acknowledge my replies to you on the nocturnal thread last night when I was getting my titchmarsh on.

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Come on then who needs fucking silly its been a while at least 24 hours and I need to unload soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*searches thread for Jim, coulda sworn he'd be in this one*

Hey.

You thirsty?

Yes I am.

sweet...fancy fucking christos for a can of special brew?

yeah.

True story.

knew someone would come good

I'd fuck you because you mulch and plant goldenrod, despite you failing to acknowledge my replies to you on the nocturnal thread last night when I was getting my titchmarsh on.

that's the most abstract reason i've had for someone wanting to jump my bones

but i'll take it! and i saw them but the thread was closed and i wasn't gonna go in after lights out and bump it with 'bark chippings'

would have sounded weird. i bought it 'cos it was convenient and this is garden:year0 so i didn't have the foresight to make my own, i shall be however

happy now?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Desperate men don't get shagged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*searches thread for Jim, coulda sworn he'd be in this one*

Hey.

You thirsty?

Yes I am.

sweet...fancy fucking christos for a can of special brew?

yeah.

True story.

knew someone would come good

I'd fuck you because you mulch and plant goldenrod, despite you failing to acknowledge my replies to you on the nocturnal thread last night when I was getting my titchmarsh on.

Is Goldenrod related to the Red Hot Poker?

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

"i'm not deperate but if anybody wants to touch mi cock a bit...anyone at all, just...someone, please! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i'm not deperate but if anybody wants to touch mi cock a bit...anyone at all, just...someone, please!

i'll get mi keys!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I'll shag anyone. Anywhere "

Care to prove that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Desperate men don't get shagged

Why not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*searches thread for Jim, coulda sworn he'd be in this one*

Hey.

You thirsty?

Yes I am.

sweet...fancy fucking christos for a can of special brew?

yeah.

True story.

knew someone would come good

I'd fuck you because you mulch and plant goldenrod, despite you failing to acknowledge my replies to you on the nocturnal thread last night when I was getting my titchmarsh on.

that's the most abstract reason i've had for someone wanting to jump my bones

but i'll take it! and i saw them but the thread was closed and i wasn't gonna go in after lights out and bump it with 'bark chippings'

would have sounded weird. i bought it 'cos it was convenient and this is garden:year0 so i didn't have the foresight to make my own, i shall be however

happy now?

I'm smoking a post-coital metaphorical cigarette of contentment

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Desperate men don't get shagged

Why not?"

Desperation is not sexy

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"i'm not deperate but if anybody wants to touch mi cock a bit...anyone at all, just...someone, please!

I will if you're sti free,but just a quick grope

i was at my last check

and that's fine, it'll only take a second anyhow

Right I'll stick my Marigolds away then if they're not needed

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I've just had a shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*searches thread for Jim, coulda sworn he'd be in this one*

Hey.

You thirsty?

Yes I am.

sweet...fancy fucking christos for a can of special brew?

yeah.

True story.

knew someone would come good

I'd fuck you because you mulch and plant goldenrod, despite you failing to acknowledge my replies to you on the nocturnal thread last night when I was getting my titchmarsh on.

Is Goldenrod related to the Red Hot Poker?"

No, I would assume not as goldenrod is a solidago and rhps are kniphofia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roll up! Roll up!

Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck.

I'm not getting much if I'm desperate or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*searches thread for Jim, coulda sworn he'd be in this one*

Hey.

You thirsty?

Yes I am.

sweet...fancy fucking christos for a can of special brew?

yeah.

True story.

knew someone would come good

I'd fuck you because you mulch and plant goldenrod, despite you failing to acknowledge my replies to you on the nocturnal thread last night when I was getting my titchmarsh on.

that's the most abstract reason i've had for someone wanting to jump my bones

but i'll take it! and i saw them but the thread was closed and i wasn't gonna go in after lights out and bump it with 'bark chippings'

would have sounded weird. i bought it 'cos it was convenient and this is garden:year0 so i didn't have the foresight to make my own, i shall be however

happy now?

I'm smoking a post-coital metaphorical cigarette of contentment

i feel like we've achieved closure on this 'hanging' issue now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any desperate men around?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Desperate men? Wow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Any desperate men around?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any desperate men around?

It's only been 19 weeks, have you disposed of the last crop already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Desperate men? Wow.

Hi, are you desperate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any desperate men around?

How desperate are you to drag this thread up is what I wanna know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Desperate men? Wow.

Hi, are you desperate?

Miss innocent i hope ur not desperate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Desperate men? Wow.

Hi, are you desperate?

Very....always desperate me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll take a couple of desperate men!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take a couple of desperate men! "

Take me? Lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take a couple of desperate men! "

What about one

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By *ieman300Man
over a year ago

Best Greggs in Cheshire East

Im desperate for the loo! Brb

*realises potential over share as occurred in desperate pursuit of humour*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im desperate for a guiness with maybe some salt and vinegar crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im desperate for a guiness with maybe some salt and vinegar crisps"

Gotta be pork scratchings really

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

I'm desperate for a piss right now,anygood?!?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Roll up! Roll up!

Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck.

You have to give them an angle from which they can white knight you first. Here's some examples.

"Men don't fancy me because I'm":

Too fat,

Too thin,

Too old,

Too young,

Too womanly,

Not real woman enough,

Too short,

Too tall,

Tits too big,

Tits too small,

Bum to big,

Bum too small,

Too many tattoos,

Not enough tattoos,

Too fit,

Too lazy,

Too many sexual partners,

Not enough experience.

Feel free to add your own 'issues'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Roll up! Roll up!

Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck.

You have to give them an angle from which they can white knight you first. Here's some examples.

"Men don't fancy me because I'm":

Too fat,

Too thin,

Too old,

Too young,

Too womanly,

Not real woman enough,

Too short,

Too tall,

Tits too big,

Tits too small,

Bum to big,

Bum too small,

Too many tattoos,

Not enough tattoos,

Too fit,

Too lazy,

Too many sexual partners,

Not enough experience.

Feel free to add your own 'issues'.

Too needy

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Roll up! Roll up!

Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck.

You have to give them an angle from which they can white knight you first. Here's some examples.

"Men don't fancy me because I'm":

Too fat,

Too thin,

Too old,

Too young,

Too womanly,

Not real woman enough,

Too short,

Too tall,

Tits too big,

Tits too small,

Bum to big,

Bum too small,

Too many tattoos,

Not enough tattoos,

Too fit,

Too lazy,

Too many sexual partners,

Not enough experience.

Feel free to add your own 'issues'.

Too needy

Not needy enough,

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Is it the same thing that I'm not desperate but I need a woman who is ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take a couple of desperate men! "

All yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take a couple of desperate men! "

You're on a roll lady! Wales will break off and sink with all the desperate men heading west!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Roll up! Roll up!

Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck.

You have to give them an angle from which they can white knight you first. Here's some examples.

"Men don't fancy me because I'm":

Too fat,

Too thin,

Too old,

Too young,

Too womanly,

Not real woman enough,

Too short,

Too tall,

Tits too big,

Tits too small,

Bum to big,

Bum too small,

Too many tattoos,

Not enough tattoos,

Too fit,

Too lazy,

Too many sexual partners,

Not enough experience.

Feel free to add your own 'issues'.

Too needy

Not needy enough, "

https://m.fabswingers.com/forum/lounge/670443#message_14202436

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roll up! Roll up!

Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck.

You have to give them an angle from which they can white knight you first. Here's some examples.

"Men don't fancy me because I'm":

Too fat,

Too thin,

Too old,

Too young,

Too womanly,

Not real woman enough,

Too short,

Too tall,

Tits too big,

Tits too small,

Bum to big,

Bum too small,

Too many tattoos,

Not enough tattoos,

Too fit,

Too lazy,

Too many sexual partners,

Not enough experience.

Feel free to add your own 'issues'.

Thanks Clem.

I'll try and cut my issues down into something catchy for a new thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It seems my attitude has changed again since last time. I'm desperate Op.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It seems my attitude has changed again since last time. I'm desperate Op.

Are you flirting with me? You must be desperate.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm not desperate and not at the yearning stage either. I'd say I was at the 'winsome' stage.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Roll up! Roll up!

Any desperate men desperate for a shag? I reckon it would make for a feisty fuck.

You have to give them an angle from which they can white knight you first. Here's some examples.

"Men don't fancy me because I'm":

Too fat,

Too thin,

Too old,

Too young,

Too womanly,

Not real woman enough,

Too short,

Too tall,

Tits too big,

Tits too small,

Bum to big,

Bum too small,

Too many tattoos,

Not enough tattoos,

Too fit,

Too lazy,

Too many sexual partners,

Not enough experience.

Feel free to add your own 'issues'.

Thanks Clem.

I'll try and cut my issues down into something catchy for a new thread. "

Don't call them issues, call them attractions........

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Did you find any desperate men then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did you find any desperate men then?"

No.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Did you find any desperate men then?

No.

Poor do eh!

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

there's plenty of desperate men on here.

tip though. do not verify them otherwise the desperate women will steal them.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"there's plenty of desperate men on here.

tip though. do not verify them otherwise the desperate women will steal them.

Haha, true story!

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By *DontExistWoman
over a year ago

•+• Silicon valley. •+•

"there's plenty of desperate men on here.

tip though. do not verify them otherwise the desperate women will steal them.

Haha, true story!

can be embarrassing as fuck when you see just how desperate they actually were.

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