FabSwingers.com forum: Ode ta Kev our wayward son xx

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The man is back but cannot post.

Cause his old account is toast.

Away he went just for a week and cause of that he cannot speak.

The mankini now is airing, (soon his botty will be bearing)

So I ask you Admin please.

Enough of this (our Kev dont tease).

Hold him for a few more weeks

Or make him promise dont show his cheeks.

Frockles, mate this ode requested.

Cause Laines Patience ya tested.

And took the piss out of Laine bint.

While she had ta do her stint.

So next time mate just bear in mind.

The forums sometimes they ain't kind xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how come he cant post then?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

LOL loffty, he's gonna kill ye!!!! x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"LOL loffty, he's gonna kill ye!!!! x"

Na hes too busy laughing xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The man is back but cannot post.

Cause his old account is toast.

Away he went just for a week and cause of that he cannot speak.

The mankini now is airing, (soon his botty will be bearing)

So I ask you Admin please.

Enough of this (our Kev dont tease).

Hold him for a few more weeks

Or make him promise dont show his cheeks.

Frockles, mate this ode requested.

Cause Laines Patience ya tested.

And took the piss out of Laine bint.

While she had ta do her stint.

So next time mate just bear in mind.

The forums sometimes they ain't kind xx

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was a chap Kev40's

Who came on fab for some naughties

A forumite he became

Although posts were pretty lame

He naffed off on us one night

Account out of sight much to our delight

Last night our luck changed somewhat

I spotted he was back amongst us lot

There he stands waiting for 7 days to pass by

For every time he goes to post he can only sigh

Freedom of speech the fella does crave

Until Sunday I shall continue to be brave

He can't post on here until then

I'm gonna enjoy reminding him again & again

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

oh dear kev40's, his account he quit

can no longer post, just tough shit

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

And when you see he's 95

I'm quite surprised he's still alive

Perving pics,he's can keep it up

The dirty little old mucky pup

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Can i say i told ya so!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

"how come he cant post then? "

There is a week delay,even if u are verified ect...i suppose it is to stop trouble makers constantly opening new accounts.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"how come he cant post then?

There is a week delay,even if u are verified ect...i suppose it is to stop trouble makers constantly opening new accounts."

obviouslt doesnt work seing the numer of return forumites we've had recently

Wishy, Laine, Stuscotland and now Kev40's

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I would go, but you would all miss my gawjusness too much, so I am staying in order to piss you all off!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soapy............... I fucking love you !!!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Soapy............... I fucking love you !!!

For Sale... one used ring. No not that one, ya filty moobag!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soapy............... I fucking love you !!!

For Sale... one used ring. No not that one, ya filty moobag!!!!!!"

Hold on..... I dinna love him that much, I no wanting yer man permanent.

(scarey mare)

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Soapy............... I fucking love you !!!

For Sale... one used ring. No not that one, ya filty moobag!!!!!!

Hold on..... I dinna love him that much, I no wanting yer man permanent.

(scarey mare) "

ffs Loops, thought you were giving me a reprieve there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haw Kev............... ye lurker!!

Hope yer hernia is healing, keep wearing the truss.

What.... did he not tell the rest of you about that?

He sprained a 'nad attempting to limbo in his mankini..... don't believe all that pish he told you about happy ever after with his lass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am i the only one that is confused ?

thought he was off in vanilla love land

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Am i the only one that is confused ?

thought he was off in vanilla love land

he was, but discovered he enjoyed parading in his mankini too much!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Soapy............... I fucking love you !!!

For Sale... one used ring"

I forgot ya had two xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

shuttit you, I'm not on the train yet!!!

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Bloody hell, I have only just said cya to him.

Welcome back Kev, see you in a week.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"shuttit you, I'm not on the train yet!!!"

Shit i thought ya would have packed ya lappy by now i forgot ya bloody phone xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am i the only one that is confused ?

thought he was off in vanilla love land

No you're not alone, especially after the big announcement.

He's only just left - bit daft really. Most people just hide their profiles - but hey ho...we're all different!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am i the only one that is confused ?

thought he was off in vanilla love land

No you're not alone, especially after the big announcement.

He's only just left - bit daft really. Most people just hide their profiles - but hey ho...we're all different!"

Well ya has ta forgive him hes only a man xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so to clarify,, he found lurve or summit regular.. deleted his account and is now back in the space of a weekend?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

He missed us, plain and simple, didn't ya Kev

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He missed us, plain and simple, didn't ya Kev

We are waiting for an answer Kev

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He missed us, plain and simple, didn't ya Kev

We are waiting for an answer Kev

God ya a fookin nosey bint you xx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Serves him right the bugger xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He missed us, plain and simple, didn't ya Kev

We are waiting for an answer Kev

God ya a fookin nosey bint you xx

No! Not nosey... I just think it's damn right ignorant of him not to answer Pet yet

....the rude twot

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"No! Not nosey... I just think it's damn right ignorant of him not to answer Pet yet

....the rude twot

Hey won't be the first or last time I'm ignored

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"so to clarify,, he found lurve or summit regular.. deleted his account and is now back in the space of a weekend? "

we are a hard bunch to go cold turkey from

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Message from Kev

No I never missed you all, sarcastic gits there is no need you know lmao xx

Please feel free to post your replies for him to read

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No! Not nosey... I just think it's damn right ignorant of him not to answer Pet yet

....the rude twot

Hey won't be the first or last time I'm ignored

Who said that?? xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who said that?? xx

A bintttttty bint that has just given Kev a voice on the forums

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

Now I feel unloved

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now I feel unloved

Na xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I feel unloved

Who said that?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"how come he cant post then?

There is a week delay,even if u are verified ect...i suppose it is to stop trouble makers constantly opening new accounts.

would it be really naughty to ban him from the forums for a week the day he is allowed to post?

Go on i dare ya xx

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Would it be really naughty to ban him from the forums for a week the day he is allowed to post?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Your fingers are too quick today Soapy !!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Now I feel unloved

Who said that?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Your fingers are too quick today Soapy !!"

He's practising quick reactions for some reason

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soooooooooo

kev...hows the legs ????

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire

"Would it be really naughty to ban him from the forums for a week the day he is allowed to post?

Hehehehehehe I love your mind Ruggers

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

"Your fingers are too quick today Soapy !!

He's practising quick reactions for some reason"

...he's gonna need 'em

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

"Your fingers are too quick today Soapy !!

He's practising quick reactions for some reason

...he's gonna need 'em

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your fingers are too quick today Soapy !!"

Told ya we should meet pmsl xxx

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Sometimes slow is good too....can you do both?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sometimes slow is good too....can you do both?

Me?? I can do all three xx

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