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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Does that kind of message make you weak at the knees?

I bet not.

But sometimes when you see an absolute beauty that is exactly what you want to do.

So what makes you weak at the knees?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Some people are full of shit, so it would obviously be easier to do

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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That there hairy chest

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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poop on your cock, sir?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does that kind of message make you weak at the knees?

I bet not.

But sometimes when you see an absolute beauty that is exactly what you want to do.

So what makes you weak at the knees?"

My best mate that I go to the match with most weekends is a smoking hot red head. I swear to God that woman can turn me into molten lava with just a look

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"poop on your cock, sir?"

Ewwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my shit to stay inside until I find an appropriate place to discreetly relieve myself

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"James "

His bed is on fire

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"poop on your cock, sir?

Ewwwww"

it's gonna happen if you fuck the shit outta someone.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Kittens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"James "

Just

Sometimes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like my shit to stay inside until I find an appropriate place to discreetly relieve myself "

Everyone takes these threads so literal lol

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I met a guy for coffee. He was lovely.

We kissed in the car-park. It was an intense snog, but still just a snog. That said, something fell into place. There was instant chemistry, and he turned my legs to jelly.

I have kissed a few guys ( ) but it was't the same. It was him. So I think it is the chemistry that makes you weak at the knees. Not what you do.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I met a guy for coffee. He was lovely.

We kissed in the car-park. It was an intense snog, but still just a snog. That said, something fell into place. There was instant chemistry, and he turned my legs to jelly.

I have kissed a few guys ( ) but it was't the same. It was him. So I think it is the chemistry that makes you weak at the knees. Not what you do.

"

Oh yes, when you get those kisses it's just lush

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By *kmale201633Man
over a year ago

Southampton

Cleavage - simples haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop I'll blush....

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I met a guy for coffee. He was lovely.

We kissed in the car-park. It was an intense snog, but still just a snog. That said, something fell into place. There was instant chemistry, and he turned my legs to jelly.

I have kissed a few guys ( ) but it was't the same. It was him. So I think it is the chemistry that makes you weak at the knees. Not what you do.

Oh yes, when you get those kisses it's just lush "

I seriously could not stand properly!! I think I lost the power of coherent speech, too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"poop on your cock, sir?

Ewwwww"

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By *ay19720Man
over a year ago

Ashford kent


"poop on your cock, sir?

Ewwwww

it's gonna happen if you fuck the shit outta someone."

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kissing is sooooo underrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I met a guy for coffee. He was lovely.

We kissed in the car-park. It was an intense snog, but still just a snog. That said, something fell into place. There was instant chemistry, and he turned my legs to jelly.

I have kissed a few guys ( ) but it was't the same. It was him. So I think it is the chemistry that makes you weak at the knees. Not what you do.

Oh yes, when you get those kisses it's just lush

I seriously could not stand properly!! I think I lost the power of coherent speech, too! "

I looooooove it when you meet someone like that... their kiss just leaves you speechless... and damp...

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

.

Kissing and running your hands all over her body while you both are grinding up against each other,

With clothes or without

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I met a guy for coffee. He was lovely.

We kissed in the car-park. It was an intense snog, but still just a snog. That said, something fell into place. There was instant chemistry, and he turned my legs to jelly.

I have kissed a few guys ( ) but it was't the same. It was him. So I think it is the chemistry that makes you weak at the knees. Not what you do.

Oh yes, when you get those kisses it's just lush

I seriously could not stand properly!! I think I lost the power of coherent speech, too! "

And you have to drag yourself away

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I met a guy for coffee. He was lovely.

We kissed in the car-park. It was an intense snog, but still just a snog. That said, something fell into place. There was instant chemistry, and he turned my legs to jelly.

I have kissed a few guys ( ) but it was't the same. It was him. So I think it is the chemistry that makes you weak at the knees. Not what you do.

Oh yes, when you get those kisses it's just lush

I seriously could not stand properly!! I think I lost the power of coherent speech, too!

And you have to drag yourself away "

It was so difficult...

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I met a guy for coffee. He was lovely.

We kissed in the car-park. It was an intense snog, but still just a snog. That said, something fell into place. There was instant chemistry, and he turned my legs to jelly.

I have kissed a few guys ( ) but it was't the same. It was him. So I think it is the chemistry that makes you weak at the knees. Not what you do.

Oh yes, when you get those kisses it's just lush

I seriously could not stand properly!! I think I lost the power of coherent speech, too!

And you have to drag yourself away

It was so difficult... "

And we still kiss...amazingly...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

it happens sometimes.....you just can't help it, ok!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I met a guy for coffee. He was lovely.

We kissed in the car-park. It was an intense snog, but still just a snog. That said, something fell into place. There was instant chemistry, and he turned my legs to jelly.

I have kissed a few guys ( ) but it was't the same. It was him. So I think it is the chemistry that makes you weak at the knees. Not what you do.

Oh yes, when you get those kisses it's just lush

I seriously could not stand properly!! I think I lost the power of coherent speech, too!

And you have to drag yourself away "

It's better when you don't have to...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I met a guy for coffee. He was lovely.

We kissed in the car-park. It was an intense snog, but still just a snog. That said, something fell into place. There was instant chemistry, and he turned my legs to jelly.

I have kissed a few guys ( ) but it was't the same. It was him. So I think it is the chemistry that makes you weak at the knees. Not what you do.

Oh yes, when you get those kisses it's just lush

I seriously could not stand properly!! I think I lost the power of coherent speech, too!

And you have to drag yourself away

It was so difficult...

And we still kiss...amazingly... "

Perfect. I like those. I drive for those kisses

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I met a guy for coffee. He was lovely.

We kissed in the car-park. It was an intense snog, but still just a snog. That said, something fell into place. There was instant chemistry, and he turned my legs to jelly.

I have kissed a few guys ( ) but it was't the same. It was him. So I think it is the chemistry that makes you weak at the knees. Not what you do.

Oh yes, when you get those kisses it's just lush

I seriously could not stand properly!! I think I lost the power of coherent speech, too!

And you have to drag yourself away

It's better when you don't have to..."

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting 'that look' that tells me I'm about to get ruined!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does that kind of message make you weak at the knees?

I bet not.

But sometimes when you see an absolute beauty that is exactly what you want to do.

So what makes you weak at the knees?"

Sometimes I train my legs in the gym so hard I can barely walk the day after, I guess my knees are weak then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Getting 'that look' that tells me I'm about to get ruined! "

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Getting 'that look' that tells me I'm about to get ruined! "

Oh Christ yes.

Or the wolf eyes.

Ok yes we can have sex

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By *vadownMan
over a year ago

Wickham


"James

His bed is on fire "

O sit down next to me

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Getting 'that look' that tells me I'm about to get ruined!

Oh Christ yes.

Or the wolf eyes.

Ok yes we can have sex "

As in, barely get through the frond door and into the hallway sex?! Oh yes!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Getting 'that look' that tells me I'm about to get ruined!

Oh Christ yes.

Or the wolf eyes.

Ok yes we can have sex

As in, barely get through the frond door and into the hallway sex?! Oh yes! "

Yeah or quick stop the car so I can snog your face off right now eyes

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I had a message once which began "Oh my God, have you SEEN your pics!!?....."

That made me laugh out loud lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" stop the car so I can snog your face off right now eyes "

Car snogs are great. The kissing but a barrier to stop anything else. Such a tease....

Talking about teases - you sharing our secrets Lisa?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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" stop the car so I can snog your face off right now eyes

Car snogs are great. The kissing but a barrier to stop anything else. Such a tease....

Talking about teases - you sharing our secrets Lisa?"

What barrier?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What barrier?

"

Hang break, gear stick etc..

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"What barrier?

Hang break, gear stick etc.. "

Gear stick doesn't stop me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gear stick doesn't stop me "

So many comments..... but I must behave...

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Had one earlier, 'I'd love to fuck your brains out' Mods not word for word but you get my drift!

Still left unread! So no has zero interest from me that and my current status update just proves there are some real idiots on here!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


" stop the car so I can snog your face off right now eyes

Car snogs are great. The kissing but a barrier to stop anything else. Such a tease....

Talking about teases - you sharing our secrets Lisa?"

In your dreams!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In your dreams!! "
- you are. You know that. And what you on about, offering to share my kisses.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"In your dreams!! - you are. You know that. And what you on about, offering to share my kisses."

I like to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to share "

So MISS Lisa who are you ordering me to kiss next? Do you want to see if it's just your knees that give way?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I like to share

So MISS Lisa who are you ordering me to kiss next? Do you want to see if it's just your knees that give way?"

I wonder?...there are some very lovely ladies here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder?...there are some very lovely ladies here "

True. But I'll put 100 kisses on there being no takers...

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does that kind of message make you weak at the knees?

I bet not.

But sometimes when you see an absolute beauty that is exactly what you want to do.

So what makes you weak at the knees?"
police in full body armour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These ladies know what they're talking about ..

Kisses that you feel everywhere - looks that make your knickers wet and anticipation that makes your jaw clench

Want x

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"These ladies know what they're talking about ..

Kisses that you feel everywhere - looks that make your knickers wet and anticipation that makes your jaw clench

Want x"

They are oh-so-good.

Does that spoil it for anyone else you kiss?

Because the bar has been set so high??

Because, on some visceral level, you have connected, and no-one else comes close?

Because you are waiting for that jelly-leg moment, and it's just not there??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That kiss from the one who quite clearly wants....you. I miss that.

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