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"Thanks very much, I'll be having a beer then " The ale is highly reccommendable | |||
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"Self service? What is this place coming to? I'll take a bottle of rose in the garden please " I'm gonna be sat with my feet up in a mo. You aren't expecting me to actually serve whilst on vacation, are ya?! *sticks a couple of straws in the top and slides bottle along the bar to Miss H* | |||
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"I'll just pop my head under the Guinness tap if we're helping ourselves. " Just change the barrels over when it's empty will ya? | |||
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"As I just got home after a long grumpy and sore day I'm just running a bath...in which I will be savouring a very large Sailor Jerry with ice. I may even order up a second. " Very necessary | |||
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"Still at work " I'll keep a selection held back for ya | |||
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"I'll take something fruity and delicious on the lips please barman " A tall dark and stormy perhaps? | |||
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"I'm nursing a pint of cider currently awaiting my fast-tracked passport to be processed. Yawn. " I'll leave you with the keg then | |||
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"I'm nursing a pint of cider currently awaiting my fast-tracked passport to be processed. Yawn. I'll leave you with the keg then " Please. Thank you. | |||
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"well this time yesterday i was in shorts and vest and having a cold bottle in the garden - today im ploughing through the coffee its bbrrr here " Stick a brandy or rum in to liven it up! | |||
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"As I just got home after a long grumpy and sore day I'm just running a bath...in which I will be savouring a very large Sailor Jerry with ice. I may even order up a second. Very necessary " We all know I'm drinking it from the bottle. That's glass right? | |||
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"I'll take something fruity and delicious on the lips please barman A tall dark and stormy perhaps? " Sounds scrumptious! | |||
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"Small glass of Italian red. Cheers!" So long as the bottle is close by | |||
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"I'll have a glass of something fizzy please as it's our wedding anniversary today " I'm partial to cava myself | |||
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"Seems it's a sunny day - thatchers haze please " Hang on... I'm sure I said to help yourselves!!! How'd this come about! | |||
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"G&T please " Hendricks and a strip of cucumber is lush! | |||
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"Pop the fizz in the fridge I'll be over shortly " Just the one bottle? Surely not! | |||
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"G&T please Hendricks and a strip of cucumber is lush! " Perfect | |||
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"As I just got home after a long grumpy and sore day I'm just running a bath...in which I will be savouring a very large Sailor Jerry with ice. I may even order up a second. Very necessary We all know I'm drinking it from the bottle. That's glass right?" absolutely | |||
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"Oh a nice glass of Pinot Grigio, would go down a treat. " Do it! You know you wanna | |||
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"Self service? What is this place coming to? I'll take a bottle of rose in the garden please I'm gonna be sat with my feet up in a mo. You aren't expecting me to actually serve whilst on vacation, are ya?! *sticks a couple of straws in the top and slides bottle along the bar to Miss H*" I do believe I was on vacation last week and you were served Is there a wine cooler outside? Are you coming out too Can we have a water fight? | |||
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"Seems it's a sunny day - thatchers haze please Hang on... I'm sure I said to help yourselves!!! How'd this come about! " If I help myself I make take more than one - I'm greedy | |||
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"well this time yesterday i was in shorts and vest and having a cold bottle in the garden - today im ploughing through the coffee its bbrrr here Stick a brandy or rum in to liven it up! " ohhh yes - or hot chocolate with amaretto - i am actually going to make one of those right now - | |||
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"Pinot grigio for moi please, Mr is still at work ... " A large one though? Go on | |||
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"A drink...Now that sounds fantastic. Damn work always finishing at 7!" Have a double when you are done! | |||
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"We're heading out for a few drinks later. Technically a night away is a holiday so it would be rude not to! " Damn right! Enjoy | |||
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"Self service? What is this place coming to? I'll take a bottle of rose in the garden please I'm gonna be sat with my feet up in a mo. You aren't expecting me to actually serve whilst on vacation, are ya?! *sticks a couple of straws in the top and slides bottle along the bar to Miss H* I do believe I was on vacation last week and you were served Is there a wine cooler outside? Are you coming out too Can we have a water fight? " Welcome to water world! | |||
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"Self service? What is this place coming to? I'll take a bottle of rose in the garden please I'm gonna be sat with my feet up in a mo. You aren't expecting me to actually serve whilst on vacation, are ya?! *sticks a couple of straws in the top and slides bottle along the bar to Miss H* I do believe I was on vacation last week and you were served Is there a wine cooler outside? Are you coming out too Can we have a water fight? Welcome to water world! " Let's get wet | |||
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"Seems it's a sunny day - thatchers haze please Hang on... I'm sure I said to help yourselves!!! How'd this come about! If I help myself I make take more than one - I'm greedy " So long as you can handle it, go for it! | |||
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"well this time yesterday i was in shorts and vest and having a cold bottle in the garden - today im ploughing through the coffee its bbrrr here Stick a brandy or rum in to liven it up! ohhh yes - or hot chocolate with amaretto - i am actually going to make one of those right now - " Now you're talking! | |||
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"Please may I have a large gin? Served by you in your wet suit if you're taking requests " Well... since you asked so nicely Ma'am | |||
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"well this time yesterday i was in shorts and vest and having a cold bottle in the garden - today im ploughing through the coffee its bbrrr here Stick a brandy or rum in to liven it up! ohhh yes - or hot chocolate with amaretto - i am actually going to make one of those right now - Now you're talking! " here you are then - have this one and i will make another for me - yummy | |||
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"I'm actually just like a cup of tea if that's ok?" I'll brew up for you, I fancy a brew now | |||
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"Please may I have a large gin? Served by you in your wet suit if you're taking requests Well... since you asked so nicely Ma'am " Now that's what I call great service | |||
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"well this time yesterday i was in shorts and vest and having a cold bottle in the garden - today im ploughing through the coffee its bbrrr here Stick a brandy or rum in to liven it up! ohhh yes - or hot chocolate with amaretto - i am actually going to make one of those right now - Now you're talking! here you are then - have this one and i will make another for me - yummy" Why thank you M'lady | |||
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"Pop the fizz in the fridge I'll be over shortly Just the one bottle? Surely not!" Depends on how big your bottle is | |||
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"Pinot grigio for moi please, Mr is still at work ... A large one though? Go on " Well it would be rude not too.. Cheers . | |||
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"Way ahead of you open hic hic " Or even op | |||
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"Please tell me I'm not the only one now humming "it's five o'clock somewhere"? A nice full bodied red for me please. " That was my inspiration for the thread actually | |||
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