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"Thanks very much, I'll be having a beer then ![]() The ale is highly reccommendable ![]() | |||
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"Self service? What is this place coming to? I'll take a bottle of rose in the garden please ![]() I'm gonna be sat with my feet up in a mo. You aren't expecting me to actually serve whilst on vacation, are ya?! *sticks a couple of straws in the top and slides bottle along the bar to Miss H* | |||
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"I'll just pop my head under the Guinness tap if we're helping ourselves. ![]() Just change the barrels over when it's empty will ya? ![]() | |||
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"As I just got home after a long grumpy and sore day I'm just running a bath...in which I will be savouring a very large Sailor Jerry with ice. I may even order up a second. " Very necessary ![]() | |||
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"Still at work ![]() I'll keep a selection held back for ya ![]() | |||
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"I'll take something fruity and delicious on the lips please barman ![]() A tall dark and stormy perhaps? ![]() | |||
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"I'm nursing a pint of cider currently awaiting my fast-tracked passport to be processed. Yawn. " I'll leave you with the keg then ![]() | |||
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"I'm nursing a pint of cider currently awaiting my fast-tracked passport to be processed. Yawn. I'll leave you with the keg then ![]() Please. Thank you. ![]() | |||
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"well this time yesterday i was in shorts and vest and having a cold bottle in the garden - today im ploughing through the coffee its bbrrr here " Stick a brandy or rum in to liven it up! ![]() | |||
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"As I just got home after a long grumpy and sore day I'm just running a bath...in which I will be savouring a very large Sailor Jerry with ice. I may even order up a second. Very necessary ![]() We all know I'm drinking it from the bottle. That's glass right? | |||
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"I'll take something fruity and delicious on the lips please barman ![]() ![]() Sounds scrumptious! | |||
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"Small glass of Italian red. Cheers!" So long as the bottle is close by ![]() | |||
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"I'll have a glass of something fizzy please as it's our wedding anniversary today ![]() I'm partial to cava myself ![]() | |||
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"Seems it's a sunny day - thatchers haze please " Hang on... I'm sure I said to help yourselves!!! How'd this come about! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"G&T please ![]() Hendricks and a strip of cucumber is lush! ![]() | |||
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"Pop the fizz in the fridge I'll be over shortly ![]() Just the one bottle? Surely not! | |||
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"G&T please ![]() ![]() Perfect ![]() | |||
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"As I just got home after a long grumpy and sore day I'm just running a bath...in which I will be savouring a very large Sailor Jerry with ice. I may even order up a second. Very necessary ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Oh a nice glass of Pinot Grigio, would go down a treat. ![]() Do it! You know you wanna ![]() | |||
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"Self service? What is this place coming to? I'll take a bottle of rose in the garden please ![]() I do believe I was on vacation last week and you were served ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Seems it's a sunny day - thatchers haze please Hang on... I'm sure I said to help yourselves!!! How'd this come about! ![]() ![]() If I help myself I make take more than one - I'm greedy | |||
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"well this time yesterday i was in shorts and vest and having a cold bottle in the garden - today im ploughing through the coffee its bbrrr here Stick a brandy or rum in to liven it up! ![]() ohhh yes - or hot chocolate with amaretto - i am actually going to make one of those right now - ![]() | |||
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"Pinot grigio for moi please, Mr is still at work ... ![]() A large one though? Go on ![]() | |||
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"A drink...Now that sounds fantastic. Damn work always finishing at 7!" Have a double when you are done! ![]() | |||
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"We're heading out for a few drinks later. Technically a night away is a holiday so it would be rude not to! " Damn right! Enjoy ![]() | |||
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"Self service? What is this place coming to? I'll take a bottle of rose in the garden please ![]() ![]() ![]() Welcome to water world! ![]() | |||
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"Self service? What is this place coming to? I'll take a bottle of rose in the garden please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Let's get wet ![]() | |||
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"Seems it's a sunny day - thatchers haze please Hang on... I'm sure I said to help yourselves!!! How'd this come about! ![]() ![]() So long as you can handle it, go for it! ![]() | |||
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"well this time yesterday i was in shorts and vest and having a cold bottle in the garden - today im ploughing through the coffee its bbrrr here Stick a brandy or rum in to liven it up! ![]() ![]() Now you're talking! ![]() | |||
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"Please may I have a large gin? Served by you in your wet suit if you're taking requests ![]() Well... since you asked so nicely Ma'am ![]() | |||
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"well this time yesterday i was in shorts and vest and having a cold bottle in the garden - today im ploughing through the coffee its bbrrr here Stick a brandy or rum in to liven it up! ![]() ![]() ![]() here you are then - have this one and i will make another for me - yummy | |||
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"I'm actually just like a cup of tea if that's ok?" I'll brew up for you, I fancy a brew now | |||
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"Please may I have a large gin? Served by you in your wet suit if you're taking requests ![]() ![]() Now that's what I call great service ![]() | |||
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"well this time yesterday i was in shorts and vest and having a cold bottle in the garden - today im ploughing through the coffee its bbrrr here Stick a brandy or rum in to liven it up! ![]() ![]() ![]() Why thank you M'lady ![]() | |||
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"Pop the fizz in the fridge I'll be over shortly ![]() Depends on how big your bottle is ![]() | |||
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"Pinot grigio for moi please, Mr is still at work ... ![]() ![]() Well it would be rude not too.. Cheers . ![]() | |||
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"Way ahead of you open hic hic ![]() Or even op ![]() | |||
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"Please tell me I'm not the only one now humming "it's five o'clock somewhere"? A nice full bodied red for me please. " That was my inspiration for the thread actually ![]() | |||
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