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Tell us your funny's, rude messages or pics to the wrong people, talking about someone but sent the txt to them, auto carrot replacing lock with cock Mrs blue eyes | |||
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"Damn I was here for the huge jugs. " . Tee hee, had a feeling that may happen Mrs blue eyes | |||
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"I told 89 yr old father to Google std card instead of sd card ". So funny, just laughed out loud at that  Mrs blue eyes | |||
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"Damn I was here for the huge jugs. . Tee hee, had a feeling that may happen Mrs blue eyes "Body stocking makes up for it though
I've not sent any that I know of, I do enjoy reading the ones that go viral though. | |||
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"Oh good grief. A few years ago now - I must've been around 19 - I was chilling out with a guy I was dating, a mutual male friend and his then boyfriend. After the guy I was seeing went home, I sent a text saying that the boyfriend really did sound like Kermit the Frog, but his name was next to my friend's in my phone and I accidentally sent it to my friend instead. ". Tee hee, brilliant, did he ever mention it? Mrs blue eyes | |||
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"Oh good grief. A few years ago now - I must've been around 19 - I was chilling out with a guy I was dating, a mutual male friend and his then boyfriend. After the guy I was seeing went home, I sent a text saying that the boyfriend really did sound like Kermit the Frog, but his name was next to my friend's in my phone and I accidentally sent it to my friend instead. . Tee hee, brilliant, did he ever mention it? Mrs blue eyes "As soon as he read it we just looked at each other as we were in the same room at the time, but we laughed about it later that night and he said he had to agree. | |||
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"Oh good grief. A few years ago now - I must've been around 19 - I was chilling out with a guy I was dating, a mutual male friend and his then boyfriend. After the guy I was seeing went home, I sent a text saying that the boyfriend really did sound like Kermit the Frog, but his name was next to my friend's in my phone and I accidentally sent it to my friend instead. . Tee hee, brilliant, did he ever mention it? Mrs blue eyes
As soon as he read it we just looked at each other as we were in the same room at the time, but we laughed about it later that night and he said he had to agree. ". Eeek, funny though Mrs blue eyes | |||
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"Oh and a few well placed 'clots' & 'pissy'.... Autocorrect can ruin a flirty text message "Yes it can! Recently I sent last harp instead of lady harp And had a reply to a photo I sent saying "oooo not like" instead of more like. "Not like?!" | |||
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"I have two men with the same first name in my phone. One is an ex work colleague, one a Fabber. I texted the wrong one about meeting him in a hotel later that day. ". Love it, did they both turn up  Mrs blue eyes | |||
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"A long time a go I messaged a photo of my boobs to my boss by mistake. Made for an interesting Monday morning team meeting ". Tee hee, I take it he never messaged you back with a cock shot Mrs blue eyes | |||
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"I said in a message "you're a right horror" instead of "hottie"....blocked ". Pmsl | |||
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"Oh and a few well placed 'clots' & 'pissy'.... Autocorrect can ruin a flirty text message
Yes it can!
Recently I sent last harp instead of lady harp
And had a reply to a photo I sent saying "oooo not like" instead of more like.
"Not like?!" ". Nothing like a naughty message but yeah auto carrot can be a biatch  | |||
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"Duck instead of fuck ". I do that all the time, drives me mad mrs blue eyes | |||
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"One new years eve i sent a text to my best friend telling her how much i loved her and how important she was. Unfortunatly i sent it to my ex husband" . Noooo diamond what did you get back? Mrs blue eyes | |||
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"Duck instead of fuck "duck me, I'd love to give you a good ducking. | |||
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"fuck changed to duck all the time... and dare into date especially the last one is not funny on this site "I've got a polite phone too. It gets embarrassed when I fancy a dirty fix.  | |||
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"fuck changed to duck all the time... and dare into date especially the last one is not funny on this site ". I don't know, date or date, both could end interestingly Mrs blue eyes | |||
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"fuck changed to duck all the time... and dare into date especially the last one is not funny on this site
I've got a polite phone too. It gets embarrassed when I fancy a dirty fix. ". Ooh a polite phone, that's cute Mrs blue eyes | |||
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"I was trying to send a picture of my boobs to my mpartner and ended up sending them to hes mum by accident aukward lol " . OMG, funny though, I know when I send pics to mr I sometimes have that ' oh crap did I send that to the right person moment' but I've never sent them to the wrong person, thank god Mrs blue eyes | |||
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"Auto carrot  I normally replace cock with lock  ". So kind of like' would you like a pic of my huge lock' Mrs blue eyes | |||
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"sent a message saying 'you wouldn't be saying that if i had my tongue in your ass'...to my best friend,next to my FB in my contact list..she took the piss for weeks.." . Feckin brilliant Mrs blue eyes | |||
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