FabSwingers.com forum: Worst/strangest meet experience.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hi I was just wandering if anyone had some weird funny or strange encounters with people they have met on here ,hope everyone is having a fab morning x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You first OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Strangest meet was when I turned up at this woman's house and her nan was there , who must of been 100 years old , toothless with a hint of mild Tourette's , made my excuses and ran lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strangest meet was when I turned up at this woman's house and her nan was there , who must of been 100 years old , toothless with a hint of mild Tourette's , made my excuses and ran lol x "

Think you missed out on a 3sum there OP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Never tried a gummy blow job before either lol , what a wasted opportunity haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines was after the woman came she ran out of the room.

I finished myself off then went into her living room and sat down to chat with her.

She had 2 big giant dogs 1 was a doberman it was right infront of me growling at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I was just wandering if anyone had some weird funny or strange encounters with people they have met on here ,hope everyone is having a fab morning x"

Sorry, I prefer discretion.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Awkward lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I was just wandering if anyone had some weird funny or strange encounters with people they have met on here ,hope everyone is having a fab morning x

Sorry, I prefer discretion. "

Change their name then. It works on the radio.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Absolutely agree sex partner confidentiality is a must that's why I never name any names , and people can share what they are happy to share with the group x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to be 'that strange other person' in these stories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Absolutely agree sex partner confidentiality is a must that's why I never name any names , and people can share what they are happy to share with the group x "

You miss my point. They're on here. They may read you recounting a story about them. Not cool.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think not naming them helps if they are on the site!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I was just wandering if anyone had some weird funny or strange encounters with people they have met on here ,hope everyone is having a fab morning x

Sorry, I prefer discretion.

Change their name then. It works on the radio.

Missing the point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In fact even if they're not the forums are public, how would you feel if you were the one being described?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Person I'm talking about isn't on here , that's why I put it on here , x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Person I'm talking about isn't on here , that's why I put it on here , x "

But a) you didn't say that, and b) you're asking for others to talk about experiences from meeting people on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Person I'm talking about isn't on here , that's why I put it on here , x

But a) you didn't say that, and b) you're asking for others to talk about experiences from meeting people on here.

And c) yep the forums are readable without membership.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wouldn't bother me in the slightest , if anything any criticism could go in my favour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway, your thread and obvs people can post if they want to.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yawn , you are boring me now , I've asked this question before and it was an interesting topic of conversation, if people don't want to talk about it no one is forcing them too and the person I'm talking about does not use sites like this , and we have laughed and joked about the situation that happened and told other people about it before with her consent

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By *KMaxMan
over a year ago

Bristol

"Absolutely agree sex partner confidentiality is a must that's why I never name any names , and people can share what they are happy to share with the group x

You miss my point. They're on here. They may read you recounting a story about them. Not cool. "

Don't worry, I wont be telling anyone about your penchant for dressing up in wellies and bathing in custard, and I certainly won't be sharing the video

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It wasn't custard it was banana jelly and it's something about wellies that just do it for me

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By *eryCuriousCouple2012Couple
over a year ago

Funville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi I was just wandering if anyone had some weird funny or strange encounters with people they have met on here ,hope everyone is having a fab morning x

Sorry, I prefer discretion.

Change their name then. It works on the radio.

Missing the point."

What point? You missed my joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to be 'that strange other person' in these stories

I've wondered this. What they say behind my back never mind in a thread.

I think the op may have a point, get your side of the story in Fab first.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Mines was after the woman came she ran out of the room.

I finished myself off then went into her living room and sat down to chat with her.

She had 2 big giant dogs 1 was a doberman it was right infront of me growling at me

Did you meet her again?

Damn it I've not had any strange meets (I don't think!)

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"Mines was after the woman came she ran out of the room.

I finished myself off then went into her living room and sat down to chat with her.

She had 2 big giant dogs 1 was a doberman it was right infront of me growling at me

Did you meet her again?

Damn it I've not had any strange meets (I don't think!)

My moneys on 3some with the dugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not got any funny stories to tell but, in fairness to the OP, this is a topic that's been done very successfully with great humour many times in the past.

Don't see why the moaning on a topic that's been done previously and people may have funny stories to share. If you're not inclined to join in, then don't. You don't have to tell them off for it

I agree - the OP meant no harm.

People dont feel welcome on these forums as it is with the cliquey bunch doing endless cliquey threads yawn!

If you dont like the thread then dont comment - dont publicly tell someone off - who are you - the forum police?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines was after the woman came she ran out of the room.

I finished myself off then went into her living room and sat down to chat with her.

She had 2 big giant dogs 1 was a doberman it was right infront of me growling at me

Did you meet her again?

Damn it I've not had any strange meets (I don't think!)

Meh

Funny now but was strange at the time na i never done a repeat haha

Yeah we were just having a conversation like normal like the dog wasnt even there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drove for over an hour chatting all way very eager couple to get there and she says fuck off she didn't want to meet anyone

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Mines was after the woman came she ran out of the room.

I finished myself off then went into her living room and sat down to chat with her.

She had 2 big giant dogs 1 was a doberman it was right infront of me growling at me

Did you meet her again?

Damn it I've not had any strange meets (I don't think!)

My moneys on 3some with the dugs"

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Drove for over an hour chatting all way very eager couple to get there and she says fuck off she didn't want to meet anyone"

Ok I seem to be using the emoji quite a lot today,but that's hideous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not got any funny stories to tell but, in fairness to the OP, this is a topic that's been done very successfully with great humour many times in the past.

Don't see why the moaning on a topic that's been done previously and people may have funny stories to share. If you're not inclined to join in, then don't. You don't have to tell them off for it

I agree - the OP meant no harm.

People dont feel welcome on these forums as it is with the cliquey bunch doing endless cliquey threads yawn!

If you dont like the thread then dont comment - dont publicly tell someone off - who are you - the forum police?

Nope. I'm free to post my opinion too, and reply to clarify it. I wasn't moaning just commenting -- it's a free forum. Or are *you* the forum police?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drove for over an hour chatting all way very eager couple to get there and she says fuck off she didn't want to meet anyone

Ok I seem to be using the emoji quite a lot today,but that's hideous."

I know they got reported straight

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Let's no spoil the thread with bickering,I want to hear people's stories they fascinate me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's no spoil the thread with bickering,I want to hear people's stories they fascinate me

We might get told off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first meet with a couple years ago.

They were camping and invited me back to the tent. Without getting crass and seedy with details...things got amorous. Unfortunately a lamp in the tent projected all and sundry onto the walls as a shadow porn film for all to see

The site manager came around to give words of advice. I pondered where I was in life at that point !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah she was a really nice person

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

6ft 2 man crawling round my bedroom floor dressed as a sheep

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I tend to be 'that strange other person' in these stories

I've wondered this. What they say behind my back never mind in a thread.

I think the op may have a point, get your side of the story in Fab first.

Paranoid much??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to be 'that strange other person' in these stories

I've wondered this. What they say behind my back never mind in a thread.

I think the op may have a point, get your side of the story in Fab first.

Paranoid much??

Why? Do I have reason to be?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"6ft 2 man crawling round my bedroom floor dressed as a sheep

Wasn't you dressed as a sheep on here once?

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"I tend to be 'that strange other person' in these stories

I've wondered this. What they say behind my back never mind in a thread.

I think the op may have a point, get your side of the story in Fab first.

Paranoid much??

Why? Do I have reason to be?

Who told you that!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"6ft 2 man crawling round my bedroom floor dressed as a sheep

Wasn't you dressed as a sheep on here once?

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maybe

i did go through a sheep phase

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

" My first meet with a couple years ago.

The site manager came around to give words of advice. I pondered where I was in life at that point !"

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"6ft 2 man crawling round my bedroom floor dressed as a sheep

Wasn't you dressed as a sheep on here once?

maybe

i did go through a sheep phase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was first on here, went for a social and she tried to get me to buy in to a pyramid type scheme thing.

I made my excuses and left when she showed me a video about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I was first on here, went for a social and she tried to get me to buy in to a pyramid type scheme thing.

I made my excuses and left when she showed me a video about it. "

A sex/swinging pyramid scheme? 'those in first, benefit most!'

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Good morning folks my contribution is to follow and the person it relates to is on here and I have his permission to post, he also has a sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Didn't they do something like that on britains got talent lol (attraction)

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Good morning folks my contribution is to follow and the person it relates to is on here and I have his permission to post, he also has a sense of humour

Better be good

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

"6ft 2 man crawling round my bedroom floor dressed as a sheep

Wasn't you dressed as a sheep on here once?

maybe

i did go through a sheep phase

My Welsh sense is tingling!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

We'd been messaging for a while but were struggling to meet for a social due to schedules. This in itself is amusing since we could both open our bedroom windows and shout to each other we lived that close at the time. A very small window opened up one afternoon so we didn't have time to go too far but needed to be out of sight. A third party had mentioned a car park near by that is usually deserted. So I suggested it, we met in another car park I jumped in his car off we went (don't worry not something I would normally do but my due diligence guaranteed I was in safe hands). We arrived at the spot and were happily chatting away only to be joined by various vehicles coming and going. All seemed a bit suspicious until all became clear. It was the area's most popular dogging site and the occupant of the last vehicle to arrive was making dogging signals at us. I quickly had to explain I had no idea and that wasn't why I suggested it, good job he had a sense of humour. The dogger in the other vehicle clearly wasn't amused as we weren't about to give him the show he was expecting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a really bad meet that became abusive. I hope he is on here and reading this as he was a lowlife. He deserves to be named and shamed but he isn't worth me getting a forum ban, so I shan't.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I had a really bad meet that became abusive. I hope he is on here and reading this as he was a lowlife. He deserves to be named and shamed but he isn't worth me getting a forum ban, so I shan't."

Omg that's really awful I'm sorry that happened to you. Has it changed how you approach meets/socials?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a really bad meet that became abusive. I hope he is on here and reading this as he was a lowlife. He deserves to be named and shamed but he isn't worth me getting a forum ban, so I shan't.

Omg that's really awful I'm sorry that happened to you. Has it changed how you approach meets/socials? "

No it hasn't. I was stupid and ignored my gut instincts so partly my own fault really.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I had a really bad meet that became abusive. I hope he is on here and reading this as he was a lowlife. He deserves to be named and shamed but he isn't worth me getting a forum ban, so I shan't.

Omg that's really awful I'm sorry that happened to you. Has it changed how you approach meets/socials?

No it hasn't. I was stupid and ignored my gut instincts so partly my own fault really."

Yep always go with your gut, female intuition is always right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a really bad meet that became abusive. I hope he is on here and reading this as he was a lowlife. He deserves to be named and shamed but he isn't worth me getting a forum ban, so I shan't.

Omg that's really awful I'm sorry that happened to you. Has it changed how you approach meets/socials?

No it hasn't. I was stupid and ignored my gut instincts so partly my own fault really."

That's horrible. This is all supposed to be fun.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a really bad meet that became abusive. I hope he is on here and reading this as he was a lowlife. He deserves to be named and shamed but he isn't worth me getting a forum ban, so I shan't.

Omg that's really awful I'm sorry that happened to you. Has it changed how you approach meets/socials?

No it hasn't. I was stupid and ignored my gut instincts so partly my own fault really.

That's horrible. This is all supposed to be fun. "

It was a while ago, I haven't let it bother me in the slightest. I'm having great fun

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