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Swings no wanking for Lent Challenge - Part 3

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well fuck me it got to Part 3

Angie - yes please.

Valiant - I'd be very disappointed too. I have a feature wall to paper and no paste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well fuck me it got to Part 3

Angie - yes please.

Valiant - I'd be very disappointed too. I have a feature wall to paper and no paste"

good luck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was a rather disappointing little trickle haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It was a rather disappointing little trickle haha"

Some might say non existent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well fuck me it got to Part 3

Angie - yes please.

Valiant - I'd be very disappointed too. I have a feature wall to paper and no paste"

Feature wall?

By now I think you could probably do the Great Wall of China

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well fuck me it got to Part 3

Angie - yes please.

Valiant - I'd be very disappointed too. I have a feature wall to paper and no paste

Feature wall?

By now I think you could probably do the Great Wall of China "

You may well be able to see the eruption from space

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on, are you all done?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was a rather disappointing little trickle haha

Some might say non existent "

No there was some and it was all over in about 30 sec's.. i thought the camera made things look bigger too??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hang on, are you all done?"

No Lent goes on until the 15th. Some folk say you can have the day off on a Sunday but I'm hardcore.

Mostly hardcore and occasionally soft core.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It was a rather disappointing little trickle haha

Some might say non existent

No there was some and it was all over in about 30 sec's.. i thought the camera made things look bigger too??"

Why do you hate me so much?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hang on, are you all done?

No Lent goes on until the 15th. Some folk say you can have the day off on a Sunday but I'm hardcore.

Mostly hardcore and occasionally soft core. "

Oh, so things are going to get messy this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well fuck me it got to Part 3

Angie - yes please.

Valiant - I'd be very disappointed too. I have a feature wall to paper and no paste"

Mmmmm can't wait

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Are you sure you haven't cheated? I must admit I had some Pringles last night

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hang on, are you all done?

No Lent goes on until the 15th. Some folk say you can have the day off on a Sunday but I'm hardcore.

Mostly hardcore and occasionally soft core.

Oh, so things are going to get messy this week "

Possibly - could be an anti climax though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you sure you haven't cheated? I must admit I had some Pringles last night "

I have been tempted several times but haven't caved in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was a rather disappointing little trickle haha

Some might say non existent

No there was some and it was all over in about 30 sec's.. i thought the camera made things look bigger too??

Why do you hate me so much? "

Well you 'bigged' it up and left me disappointed.. how mean!!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Are you sure you haven't cheated? I must admit I had some Pringles last night

I have been tempted several times but haven't caved in "

Have you got 'blue balls'? Just wondering. I'm not being a perv or anything

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you sure you haven't cheated? I must admit I had some Pringles last night

I have been tempted several times but haven't caved in

Have you got 'blue balls'? Just wondering. I'm not being a perv or anything "

Nope - no blue balls, no wet dreams. I am slightly worried that it has forgotten what it's intended purpose is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's the final countdown

Da na na

Da na na na na

Da na na na

Da na na na na na naaaaa

We're headed for Penis

And still we stand tall

Cause maybe they've seen us

And welcome us all

42 down and 4 to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the final countdown

Da na na

Da na na na na

Da na na na

Da na na na na na naaaaa

We're headed for Penis

And still we stand tall

Cause maybe they've seen us

And welcome us all

42 down and 4 to go.

"

It's standing tall that's the problem.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's the final countdown

Da na na

Da na na na na

Da na na na

Da na na na na na naaaaa

We're headed for Penis

And still we stand tall

Cause maybe they've seen us

And welcome us all

42 down and 4 to go.

It's standing tall that's the problem. "

not for much longer though. The beast can be unleashed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's the final countdown

Da na na

Da na na na na

Da na na na

Da na na na na na naaaaa

We're headed for Penis

And still we stand tall

Cause maybe they've seen us

And welcome us all

42 down and 4 to go.

It's standing tall that's the problem.

not for much longer though. The beast can be unleashed "

Oooo and it will be unleashed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swing is trying to use a loophole that doesnt exist to get his balls drained tonight so he has officially FAILED!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swing is trying to use a loophole that doesnt exist to get his balls drained tonight so he has officially FAILED!!! "

What loophole?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swing is trying to use a loophole that doesnt exist to get his balls drained tonight so he has officially FAILED!!!

What loophole? "

If a woman wanks it for him.. but he said wanking as a general he didnt state just his own hand.. so clause 1 subsection 32 of the lent challenges states all loopholes must be stated in advance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swing is trying to use a loophole that doesnt exist to get his balls drained tonight so he has officially FAILED!!!

What loophole?

If a woman wanks it for him.. but he said wanking as a general he didnt state just his own hand.. so clause 1 subsection 32 of the lent challenges states all loopholes must be stated in advance "

Or there is a forfeit ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Swing is trying to use a loophole that doesnt exist to get his balls drained tonight so he has officially FAILED!!!

What loophole?

If a woman wanks it for him.. but he said wanking as a general he didnt state just his own hand.. so clause 1 subsection 32 of the lent challenges states all loopholes must be stated in advance

Or there is a forfeit ? "

Tarred and feathered and flogged through the streets.. and he has ALL his fab flirting rights revoked for a year

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok gang. Confession time.

Last night I may have had sexual relations with a woman. Those sexual relations may have resulted in a fairly explosive orgasm.

So, while it's titled no wanking for lent, it sort of took on a life of no orgasming for lent. As a result, I failed to make it to the end of the Lent period.

For those of you feeling disappointed, I apologise that I couldn't hang on until the end.

For the lady involved I don't apologise because I had a great time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok gang. Confession time.

Last night I may have had sexual relations with a woman. Those sexual relations may have resulted in a fairly explosive orgasm.

So, while it's titled no wanking for lent, it sort of took on a life of no orgasming for lent. As a result, I failed to make it to the end of the Lent period.

For those of you feeling disappointed, I apologise that I couldn't hang on until the end.

For the lady involved I don't apologise because I had a great time "

Yay. Swing got laid but did you wank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh swingy I'm disappointed in you, but on the plus side my fiver is safe.

But way to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh swingy I'm disappointed in you, but on the plus side my fiver is safe.

But way to go "

Well swing, hope you used your fiver to buy a coffee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok gang. Confession time.

Last night I may have had sexual relations with a woman. Those sexual relations may have resulted in a fairly explosive orgasm.

So, while it's titled no wanking for lent, it sort of took on a life of no orgasming for lent. As a result, I failed to make it to the end of the Lent period.

For those of you feeling disappointed, I apologise that I couldn't hang on until the end.

For the lady involved I don't apologise because I had a great time "

Another one off the Christmas list

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