FabSwingers.com forum: Fake cum

By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

Just looked at some profile pics which looked suspiciously like fake cum

Looked like a watery icing type mixture

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By *inkywife1981Couple
over a year ago

A town near you

Why would anymore go to the trouble

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Why would anymore go to the trouble"

I agree! But it certainly looked like fake sperm lol

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Some does look like that

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Some does look like that"

I'm told

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

Looked like a watery icing type mixture

I'd it wrong I now want a piece of cake or a Mr kipling bakewell slice!

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Some does look like that"

No honestly this looked fake lol

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Fascinates the variances in consistency and taste

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Some does look like that"

No honestly this looked fake lol

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"Some does look like that

No honestly this looked fake lol"

What does real cum look like ?

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Fascinates the variances in consistency and taste

I am no expert but I do pay particular attention to mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought if you wanked a lot it took on a more watery look?

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Some does look like that

No honestly this looked fake lol

What does real cum look like ?

Look at some porn, have a play then find out

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"I thought if you wanked a lot it took on a more watery look?"

Mine is pretty consistent. I have cum 5 times in a day and it's always the same although quantity may reduce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some does look like that

No honestly this looked fake lol"

are you one of those connoisseurs then?

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Some does look like that

No honestly this looked fake lol

are you one of those connoisseurs then?

Noooo , are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tattie juice cum!

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Tattie juice cum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some does look like that

No honestly this looked fake lol

are you one of those connoisseurs then?

Noooo , are you?

no but I'm not the one questioning the consistency of it...

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Some does look like that

No honestly this looked fake lol

are you one of those connoisseurs then?

Noooo , are you?

no but I'm not the one questioning the consistency of it..."

Well obviously in over 30 years of sex and watching porn, being at sex parties etc, I know that although everyone's spunk varies, this lady's spunk just looked totally wrong

But of course I could be wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some handwash, shampoos and shower gels look a lot like cum.

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"Some does look like that

No honestly this looked fake lol

are you one of those connoisseurs then?

Noooo , are you?

no but I'm not the one questioning the consistency of it...

Well obviously in over 30 years of sex and watching porn, being at sex parties etc, I know that although everyone's spunk varies, this lady's spunk just looked totally wrong

But of course I could be wrong"

Lady spunk ?

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

One of our pics was me with shower gel on me, guys just kept assuming it was cum. I gave up correcting them after a while.

Katie.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Some handwash, shampoos and shower gels look a lot like cum.

And how they shoot out from the dispenser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines a bit thick like white shower cream

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"Some does look like that

No honestly this looked fake lol

are you one of those connoisseurs then?

Noooo , are you?

no but I'm not the one questioning the consistency of it...

Well obviously in over 30 years of sex and watching porn, being at sex parties etc, I know that although everyone's spunk varies, this lady's spunk just looked totally wrong

But of course I could be wrong"

I might be wrong but I doubt it was the lady's spunk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mines a bit thick like white shower cream

Sssh. It might hear you.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Is there a verdict on cumgate?

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Some does look like that

No honestly this looked fake lol

are you one of those connoisseurs then?

Noooo , are you?

no but I'm not the one questioning the consistency of it...

Well obviously in over 30 years of sex and watching porn, being at sex parties etc, I know that although everyone's spunk varies, this lady's spunk just looked totally wrong

But of course I could be wrong

I might be wrong but I doubt it was the lady's spunk.

The spunk covering the ladies face and boobs

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"One of our pics was me with shower gel on me, guys just kept assuming it was cum. I gave up correcting them after a while.

Katie."

I reckon it was handwash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some does look like that

No honestly this looked fake lol

are you one of those connoisseurs then?

Noooo , are you?

no but I'm not the one questioning the consistency of it...

Well obviously in over 30 years of sex and watching porn, being at sex parties etc, I know that although everyone's spunk varies, this lady's spunk just looked totally wrong

But of course I could be wrong"

by the same token you can't say its fake as it might not even be cum..

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Some does look like that

No honestly this looked fake lol

are you one of those connoisseurs then?

Noooo , are you?

no but I'm not the one questioning the consistency of it...

Well obviously in over 30 years of sex and watching porn, being at sex parties etc, I know that although everyone's spunk varies, this lady's spunk just looked totally wrong

But of course I could be wrong

by the same token you can't say its fake as it might not even be cum..

True but it was certainly splattered overvher face and boobs implying it was cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tattie juice cum!

Weak n watery

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Tattie juice cum!

Weak n watery"

That's not me

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen

I'd swallow if it was more like icing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tattie juice cum!

Weak n watery

That's not me"

I never said it was!

Happens to most guys though,once you've shot your load multiple times as each time the consistency will get thinner n thinner.....like tattie juice!

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"I'd swallow if it was more like icing.

lol I have yummy cum, I even enjoy it myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once heard the porn industry uses Gaviscon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once heard the porn industry uses Gaviscon

Better than Pepto Bismol I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yeah baby keep sucking

Yes

Ooh yes

Psych - e45 all over your boobs

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Its wallpaper paste otherwise known a size. So if you are a stuck up cunt remember size matters.

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

"Oh yeah baby keep sucking

Yes

Ooh yes

Psych - e45 all over your boobs

Sainsbury's handwash is white and only 79p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd swallow if it was more like icing.

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP Man
over a year ago

london

Loool

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It naturally varies and if the same user had the uncertain cum loads then that may be entirely his normal.

He may also be showing an evolutionary advantage, having cum that looks delicious - though if it's gobbled and not up the snatch, it's not going to produce many kids.

I can't believe people would bother producing fake, when guys are wanking all the time. I have a lube that's like cum but nothing sugary.

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

If it spells out " Happy Birthday Nanna " ... then it's fake .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and a mate had to make some fake for a photo shoot once...Tresseme conditioner and coconut handwash mixed together made the most realistic mix!

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