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 -- do you have any item in your current surroundings that is entirely out of place? | |||
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"In my bedroom currently I have an item that is entirely incongruous to the surroundings -- a 30 metre coil hose -- -- do you have any item in your current surroundings that is entirely out of place? "Only the underwear you left behind last night, don't worry I'll keep them safe for ya fs  | |||
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"In my bedroom currently I have an item that is entirely incongruous to the surroundings -- a 30 metre coil hose -- -- do you have any item in your current surroundings that is entirely out of place?
Only the underwear you left behind last night, don't worry I'll keep them safe for ya fs "Awww thanks m1cks. You looked great in them btw.  | |||
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"In my bedroom currently I have an item that is entirely incongruous to the surroundings -- a 30 metre coil hose -- -- do you have any item in your current surroundings that is entirely out of place?
Only the underwear you left behind last night, don't worry I'll keep them safe for ya fs
Awww thanks m1cks. You looked great in them btw. " | |||
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"In my bedroom currently I have an item that is entirely incongruous to the surroundings -- a 30 metre coil hose -- -- do you have any item in your current surroundings that is entirely out of place?
Only the underwear you left behind last night, don't worry I'll keep them safe for ya fs
Awww thanks m1cks. You looked great in them btw. "Naw  | |||
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"An eliptical trainer.. used mainly as a clothes horse "That's what they're for though, no?!  | |||
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"A great big dog cage Can you fit a person in? "Yes | |||
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"Hubby just said...(sat in the sitting room ) The two of us....should be in the bedroom "Awww I like him! Now get up there and get some sexy times happening so I can live vicariously through your rumpy-pumpy! | |||
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"A great big dog cage Can you fit a person in?
Yes "Ooooffffft. Yeah! | |||
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"Oh..I have one...a crossfit/bike thingy in the back garden.. " | |||
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"Hubby just said...(sat in the sitting room ) The two of us....should be in the bedroom
Awww I like him! Now get up there and get some sexy times happening so I can live vicariously through your rumpy-pumpy! "On it ...like a car bonnet  | |||
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"A great big dog cage Can you fit a person in?
Yes
Ooooffffft. Yeah!"Want to come and try it | |||
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"Oh..I have one...a crossfit/bike thingy in the back garden.. "best place for it! Lol | |||
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"In my bedroom currently I have an item that is entirely incongruous to the surroundings -- a 30 metre coil hose -- -- do you have any item in your current surroundings that is entirely out of place? "Colonic irrigation ?   | |||
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"A great big dog cage Can you fit a person in?
Yes
Ooooffffft. Yeah!
Want to come and try it "So much! | |||
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"In my bedroom currently I have an item that is entirely incongruous to the surroundings -- a 30 metre coil hose -- -- do you have any item in your current surroundings that is entirely out of place?
Colonic irrigation ? "Forced enemas for my victims. | |||
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"In my bedroom currently I have an item that is entirely incongruous to the surroundings -- a 30 metre coil hose -- -- do you have any item in your current surroundings that is entirely out of place? "Yep; me | |||
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"A great big dog cage Can you fit a person in?
Yes
Ooooffffft. Yeah!
Want to come and try it
So much!"Well come on over we could invite Jim too | |||
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"In my bedroom currently I have an item that is entirely incongruous to the surroundings -- a 30 metre coil hose -- -- do you have any item in your current surroundings that is entirely out of place?
Yep; me "You are always welcome in any surrounding  | |||
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"A Father Christmas snow globe. "I don't have the heart to put him back in the loft  | |||
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"A great big dog cage Can you fit a person in?
Yes
Ooooffffft. Yeah!
Want to come and try it
So much!
Well come on over we could invite Jim too "Jim? Jim? Jim? Can we go? | |||
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"A Father Christmas snow globe.
I don't have the heart to put him back in the loft "He's not real! | |||
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"WD40 But no more squeaks?! " That is actually true | |||
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"A great big dog cage Can you fit a person in?
Yes
Ooooffffft. Yeah!
Want to come and try it
So much!
Well come on over we could invite Jim too
Jim? Jim? Jim? Can we go? "We also have a very large dog to go in said cage.. He is friendly though. | |||
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"In my bedroom currently I have an item that is entirely incongruous to the surroundings -- a 30 metre coil hose -- -- do you have any item in your current surroundings that is entirely out of place?
Yep; me
You are always welcome in any surrounding "Aw. Fanks | |||
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"Oh..I have one...a crossfit/bike thingy in the back garden.. best place for it! Lol "You could dry clothes on it. | |||
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"WD40 But no more squeaks?! That is actually true "Hee hee | |||
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"A great big dog cage Can you fit a person in?
Yes
Ooooffffft. Yeah!
Want to come and try it
So much!
Well come on over we could invite Jim too
Jim? Jim? Jim? Can we go?
We also have a very large dog to go in said cage.. He is friendly though. "I love doggies! | |||
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"A great big dog cage Can you fit a person in?
Yes
Ooooffffft. Yeah!
Want to come and try it
So much!
Well come on over we could invite Jim too
Jim? Jim? Jim? Can we go? "Yeah we can. | |||
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"A Father Christmas snow globe.
I don't have the heart to put him back in the loft
He's not real!"Christmas murderer | |||
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"A great big dog cage Can you fit a person in?
Yes
Ooooffffft. Yeah!
Want to come and try it
So much!
Well come on over we could invite Jim too
Jim? Jim? Jim? Can we go?
Yeah we can."You're going in the cage, James. | |||
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"A Father Christmas snow globe.
I don't have the heart to put him back in the loft
He's not real!"Ffs there are children on here | |||
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"A great big dog cage Can you fit a person in?
Yes
Ooooffffft. Yeah!
Want to come and try it
So much!
Well come on over we could invite Jim too
Jim? Jim? Jim? Can we go?
Yeah we can.
You're going in the cage, James." | |||
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"A great big dog cage Can you fit a person in?
Yes
Ooooffffft. Yeah!
Want to come and try it
So much!
Well come on over we could invite Jim too
Jim? Jim? Jim? Can we go?
Yeah we can.
You're going in the cage, James."What?! | |||
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"A Father Christmas snow globe.
I don't have the heart to put him back in the loft
He's not real!
Christmas murderer " | |||
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"A great big dog cage Can you fit a person in?
Yes
Ooooffffft. Yeah!
Want to come and try it
So much!
Well come on over we could invite Jim too
Jim? Jim? Jim? Can we go?
Yeah we can.
You're going in the cage, James.
What?!"Hahahaha! Don't worry, Jimbo, I'm sure it'll be fine | |||
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"A Father Christmas snow globe.
I don't have the heart to put him back in the loft
He's not real!
Ffs there are children on here "The snow globe one, I mean! | |||
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"no im too tidyminded - it would do my head in to have stuff out of place "*comes over and puts all your dvds in the wrong cases* | |||
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"A great big dog cage Can you fit a person in?
Yes
Ooooffffft. Yeah!
Want to come and try it
So much!
Well come on over we could invite Jim too
Jim? Jim? Jim? Can we go?
Yeah we can.
You're going in the cage, James.
What?!
Hahahaha! Don't worry, Jimbo, I'm sure it'll be fine "He'd fit nicely | |||
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"A Father Christmas snow globe.
I don't have the heart to put him back in the loft
He's not real!
Christmas murderer
"What's the matter? Couldn't you find the code for the blood splattered version of that emoji? | |||
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"He'd fit nicely " I guess you're going to find out soon | |||
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"A great big dog cage Can you fit a person in?
Yes
Ooooffffft. Yeah!
Want to come and try it
So much!
Well come on over we could invite Jim too
Jim? Jim? Jim? Can we go?
Yeah we can.
You're going in the cage, James.
What?!
Hahahaha! Don't worry, Jimbo, I'm sure it'll be fine
He'd fit nicely "*all quivery at the image of Jim caged and vulnerable* | |||
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"A Father Christmas snow globe.
I don't have the heart to put him back in the loft
He's not real!
Christmas murderer
What's the matter? Couldn't you find the code for the blood splattered version of that emoji?"  is the best I can do. | |||
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"Polyfilla and a trowel thing" That's what I use for makeup | |||
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"A Father Christmas snow globe.
I don't have the heart to put him back in the loft
He's not real!
Ffs there are children on here
The snow globe one, I mean!"Too late. You've just ruined Christmas in countless households. Try not to let it keep you awake. | |||
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"A DVD in the bedroom. I don't have a DVD player" DVD of? | |||
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"An ironing board, iron with associated paraphernalia in my inner sanctum, the Cornish Room, my posh sitting room, supposedly! "The Cornish room? Is it crammed full of clotted cream, jam, scones and pasties too? | |||
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"A Father Christmas snow globe.
I don't have the heart to put him back in the loft
He's not real!
Christmas murderer
What's the matter? Couldn't you find the code for the blood splattered version of that emoji?
is the best I can do." | |||
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"A camping chair in the front room. I'll move it one day. " How camp is it? | |||
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"A DVD in the bedroom. I don't have a DVD player DVD of?" Shakespeare in Love | |||
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"We have a giant spider in the bedroom, a facehugger in the lounge, a gremlin in the bathroom and an orc on the attic. "What the fuck is a face hugger? | |||
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"We have a giant spider in the bedroom, a facehugger in the lounge, a gremlin in the bathroom and an orc on the attic.
What the fuck is a face hugger? "I just don't know you anymore | |||
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"We have a giant spider in the bedroom, a facehugger in the lounge, a gremlin in the bathroom and an orc on the attic. "Not coming over then. | |||
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"We have a giant spider in the bedroom, a facehugger in the lounge, a gremlin in the bathroom and an orc on the attic.
What the fuck is a face hugger? "You've never seen Alien? | |||
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"A Father Christmas snow globe.
I don't have the heart to put him back in the loft
He's not real!
Ffs there are children on here
The snow globe one, I mean!
Too late.
You've just ruined Christmas in countless households.
Try not to let it keep you awake. "I've got ruined at Christmas in many households and tend to find oversleeping is more of an issue! | |||
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"We have a giant spider in the bedroom, a facehugger in the lounge, a gremlin in the bathroom and an orc on the attic. "Monsters inc. | |||
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"A DVD in the bedroom. I don't have a DVD player DVD of? Shakespeare in Love " Oh dear. | |||
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"A camping chair in the front room. I'll move it one day. How camp is it? " It's pink so on a scale of 1to-camp I'd say it's camp. | |||
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"A toolbox and box of screws x " I like a screw in my box | |||
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"A DVD in the bedroom. I don't have a DVD player DVD of? Shakespeare in Love Oh dear. " Audiovisual aphrodisiac just doesn't work without a DVD player  | |||
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"A camping chair in the front room. I'll move it one day. How camp is it? It's pink so on a scale of 1to-camp I'd say it's camp. "Amp the camp | |||
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"We have a giant spider in the bedroom, a facehugger in the lounge, a gremlin in the bathroom and an orc on the attic.
What the fuck is a face hugger?
You've never seen Alien?"I'm imagining a more romantic version of a face fucker? | |||
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"A DVD in the bedroom. I don't have a DVD player DVD of? Shakespeare in Love Oh dear. Audiovisual aphrodisiac just doesn't work without a DVD player "This is not an aphrodisiac | |||
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"We have a giant spider in the bedroom, a facehugger in the lounge, a gremlin in the bathroom and an orc on the attic.
What the fuck is a face hugger?
You've never seen Alien?
I'm imagining a more romantic version of a face fucker? "I watch chic flicks and funny films. | |||
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"My - bright purple, may I add - kettle has taken up residence in my bedroom "Well we all know you like teabagging | |||
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"I swear most of house is in the wrong rooms!!! Bloody dog keeps punching things & hiding them!!! " Your dog is punching things? | |||
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"I swear most of house is in the wrong rooms!!! Bloody dog keeps punching things & hiding them!!! " I have springers too. They punch fuck out of everything | |||
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"A toolbox and box of screws x I like a screw in my box "And me | |||
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"Oh..I have one...a crossfit/bike thingy in the back garden.. best place for it! Lol "Yes | |||
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"A DVD in the bedroom. I don't have a DVD player DVD of? Shakespeare in Love Oh dear. Audiovisual aphrodisiac just doesn't work without a DVD player
This is not an aphrodisiac "You wouldn't know an aphrodisiac if it sidled up and poked you in the boob | |||
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"We have a giant spider in the bedroom, a facehugger in the lounge, a gremlin in the bathroom and an orc on the attic.
What the fuck is a face hugger?
You've never seen Alien?
I'm imagining a more romantic version of a face fucker?
I watch chic flicks and funny films. "I like dick flicks and fanny films | |||
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"I have a bass guitar in the other room " All about that bass | |||
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"My - bright purple, may I add - kettle has taken up residence in my bedroom
Well we all know that I, Estella, likes teabagging "FTFY. | |||
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"A toolbox and box of screws x I like a screw in my box
And me " | |||
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"A DVD in the bedroom. I don't have a DVD player DVD of? Shakespeare in Love Oh dear. Audiovisual aphrodisiac just doesn't work without a DVD player
This is not an aphrodisiac
You wouldn't know an aphrodisiac if it sidled up and poked you in the boob"True | |||
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"My - bright purple, may I add - kettle has taken up residence in my bedroom
Well we all know that I, Estella, likes teabagging
FTFY."True say | |||
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"I have a bass guitar in the other room All about that bass "Would be if I could play it | |||
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"We have a giant spider in the bedroom, a facehugger in the lounge, a gremlin in the bathroom and an orc on the attic.
What the fuck is a face hugger?
You've never seen Alien?
I'm imagining a more romantic version of a face fucker? "First comes face hugging, next comes chest bursting then comes baby in a baby carriage. | |||
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"We have a giant spider in the bedroom, a facehugger in the lounge, a gremlin in the bathroom and an orc on the attic.
What the fuck is a face hugger?
You've never seen Alien?
I'm imagining a more romantic version of a face fucker?
First comes face hugging, next comes chest bursting then comes baby in a baby carriage."The full cycle of life in the north | |||
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"We have a giant spider in the bedroom, a facehugger in the lounge, a gremlin in the bathroom and an orc on the attic.
What the fuck is a face hugger?
You've never seen Alien?
I'm imagining a more romantic version of a face fucker?
First comes face hugging, next comes chest bursting then comes baby in a baby carriage."That's one thing I can't do; get pregnant. Up the bum; no harm | |||
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"We have a giant spider in the bedroom, a facehugger in the lounge, a gremlin in the bathroom and an orc on the attic.
What the fuck is a face hugger?
You've never seen Alien?
I'm imagining a more romantic version of a face fucker?
First comes face hugging, next comes chest bursting then comes baby in a baby carriage.
The full cycle of life in the north "I think Elton John sang a song about it. | |||
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"We have a giant spider in the bedroom, a facehugger in the lounge, a gremlin in the bathroom and an orc on the attic.
What the fuck is a face hugger?
You've never seen Alien?
I'm imagining a more romantic version of a face fucker?
I watch chic flicks and funny films.
I like dick flicks and fanny films "Oooo. Nooooo. I'm really not into rude films. I like romance and a good cry. | |||
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"A punching dog.. Is it a boxer? " You beat me to the er, hmmm, ohhhhhh, punchline. Fuckit. | |||
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I won't even attempt to pretend I know that word, but going on your closing question there does appear to be a picture of daffy duck in my current Disney colouring book....
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"Incongruous
I won't even attempt to pretend I know that word, but going on your closing question there does appear to be a picture of daffy duck in my current Disney colouring book....
"Read a thesaurus to me to get me in the mood! Re Daffy - thatsth desthpicable!! | |||
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"I have a crosstrainer in the kitchen, a massage chair and foot massager in the dining room and currently parts of my hot tub all over the conservatory floor as trying to fix it! At least I'm in the right place ~ my lovely big bed "Awww tucks you in | |||
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"Not now but there has been a rolling pin in the bedroom......" | |||
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" Read a thesaurus to me to get me in the mood! " Anything for you gorgeousaurus | |||
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" Read a thesaurus to me to get me in the mood! Anything for you gorgeousaurus "I've got a fun proposition for you actually. If you can get away for a weekend for a mini break... | |||
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" Read a thesaurus to me to get me in the mood! Anything for you gorgeousaurus
I've got a fun proposition for you actually. If you can get away for a weekend for a mini break... "Don't tell me... Is it Legoland It's legoland isn't it * hops from one leg to the other * | |||
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" Read a thesaurus to me to get me in the mood! Anything for you gorgeousaurus
I've got a fun proposition for you actually. If you can get away for a weekend for a mini break...
Don't tell me...
Is it Legoland
It's legoland isn't it
* hops from one leg to the other *
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