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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

still makes me

, Mike Myers is too good in this movie, what's your best one liners, quotes or jokes from this title.

Mines is 'totally shagadelic baby'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Machine gun jubblys.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Austin

"Those are skintight. How do you get into those pants, baby?"

Felicity Shagwell

"You can start by buying me a drink."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How hot is Liz Hurley in this movie fs ooooooffft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This coffee tastes like shit, it is shit Austin.

Oh not just me then, tastes a bit nutty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get in ma belly" fat bastard is my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dr evil I used to think you were crazy, now I can just see your nuts!

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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orange sherbert...that scene cracks me up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhuOIbg-hM0

the bit where mini me is in a sack and being beaten up is funny as well.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

.......Sherrrrrbeeerttttt lol

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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".......Sherrrrrbeeerttttt lol

hahaha yeah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmm... nutty!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Alotta Fagina.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Get in ma belly" fat bastard is my favourite

Lol, aye I like the bit he pulls a chicken drumstick fae his sexy body.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be me because I've never seen it and based on the trailers I have seen I won't either. Liz Hurley!!!!a women who had a career based on wearing a dress!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Must be me because I've never seen it and based on the trailers I have seen I won't either. Liz Hurley!!!!a women who had a career based on wearing a dress!

Get it seen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Must be me because I've never seen it and based on the trailers I have seen I won't either. Liz Hurley!!!!a women who had a career based on wearing a dress!

Get it seen.

So I Married An Axe Murderer was a good movie though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at ma sexy body

This is the main quote that seems to come back to me for various reasons.

Ginger

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

three words...

"sharks with lasers"......

I thank you!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"three words...

"sharks with lasers"......

I thank you!!!!

Lol

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Felicity Shagwell: Austin Powers, I presume.

Austin: Powers by name, powers by reputation.

Felicity Shagwell: Felicity Shagwell, CIA. Shagwell by name, shag very well by reputation.

Austin: Oh, bee-have.

Felicity Shagwell: Not if I can help it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You didn't happen to see.... anything at all"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Felicity Shagwell: Austin Powers, I presume.

Austin: Powers by name, powers by reputation.

Felicity Shagwell: Felicity Shagwell, CIA. Shagwell by name, shag very well by reputation.

Austin: Oh, bee-have.

Felicity Shagwell: Not if I can help it."

Lmao at oh, bee-have

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

That's not my bag baby

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By *AA123Couple
over a year ago

Lichfield

"The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fat Bastard: First things first: WHERE'S YOUR SHITTER? I've got a turtle-head poking out.

Dr. Evil: Charming.

Fat Bastard: I'm not kiddin'. I've got a crap on deck that could chokkke a donkey. Aww, it's SQUIDGY. Christ, I'm gettin' all emotional from it, ya know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How dare you break wind before me

Sorry I didn't know we were taking turns!!!!

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"How dare you break wind before me

Sorry I didn't know we were taking turns!!!!

haha forgot about that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How dare you break wind before me

Sorry I didn't know we were taking turns!!!!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Yeah baby yeah

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