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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Should I get rid of the beard?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Dye it turquoise, take a pic, post it and ask again later

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dye it turquoise, take a pic, post it and ask again later

Ooooooh, I'd not thought of colouring it.

Good call.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you wanna? if you do....do

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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Alternative answer: Whose beard is it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"do you wanna? if you do....do

I used to be indecisive.

Now I'm not so sure....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Alternative answer: Whose beard is it? "

All my own. I've still got the receipt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"do you wanna? if you do....do

I used to be indecisive.

Now I'm not so sure....

the words of a go getter right there!

just shave half and see which you prefer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a beard

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"do you wanna? if you do....do

I used to be indecisive.

Now I'm not so sure....

the words of a go getter right there!

just shave half and see which you prefer

Haha, there's an episode of Last Man On Earth, where the main character shaves half his hair & beard off

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"You have a beard

It isn't his really, he stole it off a tramp

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have a beard

It's as clear as day in my avatar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have a beard

It isn't his really, he stole it off a tramp

I'd never call you a tramp Ace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have a beard

It's as clear as day in my avatar.

as clear as the beard on your face?

I don't study pics that closely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have a beard

It's as clear as day in my avatar.

as clear as the beard on your face?

I don't study pics that closely

I bet you've not read my profile either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I think personally you should trim it... get it into a more manageable state, you don't really want to just get rid of it...I mean all those months of growing it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should I get rid of the beard?

If he's pissing you off, yes.

Get yourself a hot, intelligent, witty, tgirl. She'll suck your dick every time you ask and fuck for hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, just turn your head upside down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But whets will it go? Have you arranged alternative accommodation and care for it? Its unfair to just get rid after it being loyal to you for so long!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

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"Should I get rid of the beard?

Nah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Should I get rid of the beard?

If he's pissing you off, yes.

Get yourself a hot, intelligent, witty, tgirl. She'll suck your dick every time you ask and fuck for hours.

There's a whiff of lavender about the place.....

Is that a girl in sensible shoes over there?

Anyway, to your point, I'd need a bag pic to see what I was getting into. So to speak.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nah, just turn your head upside down

Good call.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should I get rid of the beard?

If he's pissing you off, yes.

Get yourself a hot, intelligent, witty, tgirl. She'll suck your dick every time you ask and fuck for hours.

There's a whiff of lavender about the place.....

Is that a girl in sensible shoes over there?

Anyway, to your point, I'd need a bag pic to see what I was getting into. So to speak.

I'm not sending you a picture of my bag. You pervert.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No I think personally you should trim it... get it into a more manageable state, you don't really want to just get rid of it...I mean all those months of growing it...

A trims a good idea. What stylee should I go for?

*dirty sanchez is not an option.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Should I get rid of the beard?

If he's pissing you off, yes.

Get yourself a hot, intelligent, witty, tgirl. She'll suck your dick every time you ask and fuck for hours.

There's a whiff of lavender about the place.....

Is that a girl in sensible shoes over there?

Anyway, to your point, I'd need a bag pic to see what I was getting into. So to speak.

I'm not sending you a picture of my bag. You pervert.

Dear autocarrot.

Thank you for the whaddafuck??? moment....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be fab straight and proud. No beard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I think personally you should trim it... get it into a more manageable state, you don't really want to just get rid of it...I mean all those months of growing it...

A trims a good idea. What stylee should I go for?

*dirty sanchez is not an option.

And Angular Beard. With a neck taper to contrast the defined lines of the beard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should I get rid of the beard?

If he's pissing you off, yes.

Get yourself a hot, intelligent, witty, tgirl. She'll suck your dick every time you ask and fuck for hours.

There's a whiff of lavender about the place.....

Is that a girl in sensible shoes over there?

Anyway, to your point, I'd need a bag pic to see what I was getting into. So to speak.

I'm not sending you a picture of my bag. You pervert.

Dear autocarrot.

Thank you for the whaddafuck??? moment....

I knew what you really meant

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Be fab straight and proud. No beard.

Thankfully it'll come off without Veet for men. I've read the reviews on Amazon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No I think personally you should trim it... get it into a more manageable state, you don't really want to just get rid of it...I mean all those months of growing it...

A trims a good idea. What stylee should I go for?

*dirty sanchez is not an option.

And Angular Beard. With a neck taper to contrast the defined lines of the beard.

You may be over thinking this......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be fab straight and proud. No beard.

Thankfully it'll come off without Veet for men. I've read the reviews on Amazon.

Would you like to borrow my blow torch?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Should I get rid of the beard?

If he's pissing you off, yes.

Get yourself a hot, intelligent, witty, tgirl. She'll suck your dick every time you ask and fuck for hours.

There's a whiff of lavender about the place.....

Is that a girl in sensible shoes over there?

Anyway, to your point, I'd need a bag pic to see what I was getting into. So to speak.

I'm not sending you a picture of my bag. You pervert.

Dear autocarrot.

Thank you for the whaddafuck??? moment....

I knew what you really meant

I thought I did. Then I saw your post.....

Confused.com

Pissing autocarrot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeez that beard is harier then my chuff.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Be fab straight and proud. No beard.

Thankfully it'll come off without Veet for men. I've read the reviews on Amazon.

Would you like to borrow my blow torch?

Maybe I could get someone to lick it off, like a cat....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Jeez that beard is harier then my chuff.

PTU xxx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be fab straight and proud. No beard.

Thankfully it'll come off without Veet for men. I've read the reviews on Amazon.

Would you like to borrow my blow torch?

Maybe I could get someone to lick it off, like a cat...."

Could take a while. Just man up and use the torch.

I'll send you a vag pic to take your mind off the searing pain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I think personally you should trim it... get it into a more manageable state, you don't really want to just get rid of it...I mean all those months of growing it...

A trims a good idea. What stylee should I go for?

*dirty sanchez is not an option.

And Angular Beard. With a neck taper to contrast the defined lines of the beard.

You may be over thinking this......

No no...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have a beard

It's as clear as day in my avatar.

as clear as the beard on your face?

I don't study pics that closely

I bet you've not read my profile either.

I'm not sure that 3 short lines constitutes a profile

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Be fab straight and proud. No beard.

Thankfully it'll come off without Veet for men. I've read the reviews on Amazon.

Would you like to borrow my blow torch?

Maybe I could get someone to lick it off, like a cat....

Could take a while. Just man up and use the torch.

I'll send you a vag pic to take your mind off the searing pain.

I've seen your vag, couldn't you just send a bag pic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have a beard

It's as clear as day in my avatar.

as clear as the beard on your face?

I don't study pics that closely

I bet you've not read my profile either.

I'm not sure that 3 short lines constitutes a profile

So when are you going to write one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Be fab straight and proud. No beard.

Thankfully it'll come off without Veet for men. I've read the reviews on Amazon.

Would you like to borrow my blow torch?

Maybe I could get someone to lick it off, like a cat....

Could take a while. Just man up and use the torch.

I'll send you a vag pic to take your mind off the searing pain.

I've seen your vag, couldn't you just send a bag pic?"

I have quite a collection. Any bag in particular that grabs your interest?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have a beard

It's as clear as day in my avatar.

as clear as the beard on your face?

I don't study pics that closely

I bet you've not read my profile either.

I'm not sure that 3 short lines constitutes a profile

Unsolicited profile advice is bad form.

I'm tempted to start one though.

Help, I've been here six weeks and I've only got 23 veris, what am I doing wrong, is it my profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have a beard

It's as clear as day in my avatar.

as clear as the beard on your face?

I don't study pics that closely

I bet you've not read my profile either.

I'm not sure that 3 short lines constitutes a profile

Unsolicited profile advice is bad form.

I'm tempted to start one though.

Help, I've been here six weeks and I've only got 23 veris, what am I doing wrong, is it my profile?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No I think personally you should trim it... get it into a more manageable state, you don't really want to just get rid of it...I mean all those months of growing it...

A trims a good idea. What stylee should I go for?

*dirty sanchez is not an option.

And Angular Beard. With a neck taper to contrast the defined lines of the beard.

You may be over thinking this......

No no...

You're picturing me now aren't you.....

I'm in your mind, haunting your imagination.....

Ohhhhhhh the beardddddddd.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have a beard

It's as clear as day in my avatar.

as clear as the beard on your face?

I don't study pics that closely

I bet you've not read my profile either.

I'm not sure that 3 short lines constitutes a profile

Unsolicited profile advice is bad form.

I'm tempted to start one though.

Help, I've been here six weeks and I've only got 23 veris, what am I doing wrong, is it my profile?

Stalker......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have a beard

It's as clear as day in my avatar.

as clear as the beard on your face?

I don't study pics that closely

I bet you've not read my profile either.

I'm not sure that 3 short lines constitutes a profile

Unsolicited profile advice is bad form.

I'm tempted to start one though.

Help, I've been here six weeks and I've only got 23 veris, what am I doing wrong, is it my profile?

Make that 25

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have a beard

It's as clear as day in my avatar.

as clear as the beard on your face?

I don't study pics that closely

I bet you've not read my profile either.

I'm not sure that 3 short lines constitutes a profile

Unsolicited profile advice is bad form.

I'm tempted to start one though.

Help, I've been here six weeks and I've only got 23 veris, what am I doing wrong, is it my profile?

Make that 25

Oh dear God noooooooo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have a beard

It's as clear as day in my avatar.

as clear as the beard on your face?

I don't study pics that closely

I bet you've not read my profile either.

I'm not sure that 3 short lines constitutes a profile

Unsolicited profile advice is bad form.

I'm tempted to start one though.

Help, I've been here six weeks and I've only got 23 veris, what am I doing wrong, is it my profile?

Make that 25

Oh dear God noooooooo.

Displayed.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Shave it off and make a Merkin

Place the merkin, glue side down, onto your skin. Position it just above the pubic mound, where the majority of your pubic hair would be. If you need to make any adjustments, do so now. Smooth the merkin down onto your skin, and hold it in place until the spirit gum sets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They have become the norm now.... be different and be clean shaven

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is great, ive had loads of good ideas AND picked up another veri.

Winner winner chicken dinner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have a beard

It's as clear as day in my avatar.

as clear as the beard on your face?

I don't study pics that closely

I bet you've not read my profile either.

I'm not sure that 3 short lines constitutes a profile

Unsolicited profile advice is bad form.

I'm tempted to start one though.

Help, I've been here six weeks and I've only got 23 veris, what am I doing wrong, is it my profile?

Make that 25

Oh dear God noooooooo.

Displayed.

Yay. I just won a bet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have a beard

It's as clear as day in my avatar.

as clear as the beard on your face?

I don't study pics that closely

I bet you've not read my profile either.

I'm not sure that 3 short lines constitutes a profile

Unsolicited profile advice is bad form.

I'm tempted to start one though.

Help, I've been here six weeks and I've only got 23 veris, what am I doing wrong, is it my profile?

Make that 25

Oh dear God noooooooo.

Displayed.

Yay. I just won a bet

Who with and what did you win?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have a beard

It's as clear as day in my avatar.

as clear as the beard on your face?

I don't study pics that closely

I bet you've not read my profile either.

I'm not sure that 3 short lines constitutes a profile

Unsolicited profile advice is bad form.

I'm tempted to start one though.

Help, I've been here six weeks and I've only got 23 veris, what am I doing wrong, is it my profile?

Make that 25

Oh dear God noooooooo.

Displayed.

Yay. I just won a bet

Who with and what did you win?

I'm saying nothing except I swallow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have a beard

It's as clear as day in my avatar.

as clear as the beard on your face?

I don't study pics that closely

I bet you've not read my profile either.

I'm not sure that 3 short lines constitutes a profile

Unsolicited profile advice is bad form.

I'm tempted to start one though.

Help, I've been here six weeks and I've only got 23 veris, what am I doing wrong, is it my profile?

Make that 25

Oh dear God noooooooo.

Displayed.

Yay. I just won a bet

Who with and what did you win?

I'm saying nothing except I swallow.

One swallow doesn't make a summer.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have a beard

It's as clear as day in my avatar.

as clear as the beard on your face?

I don't study pics that closely

I bet you've not read my profile either.

I'm not sure that 3 short lines constitutes a profile

Unsolicited profile advice is bad form.

I'm tempted to start one though.

Help, I've been here six weeks and I've only got 23 veris, what am I doing wrong, is it my profile?

Make that 25

Oh dear God noooooooo.

Displayed.

Yay. I just won a bet

Who with and what did you win?

I'm saying nothing except I swallow.

One swallow doesn't make a summer.....

Depends what lead up to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What sort of beard have you got going on?

Is it sexy stubble

Is it a homeless person beard

Is it a chin curtain

Or a ZZ Top Beard?

I quite like furry faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What sort of beard have you got going on?

Is it sexy stubble

Is it a homeless person beard

Is it a chin curtain

Or a ZZ Top Beard?

I quite like furry faces

It's a homeless person beard.

Got one myself you know. It's a bugger to cover.

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