FabSwingers.com forum: What's a top lie women tell.....

By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

Washing my hair....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a good girl...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got a headache

Im on my period

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swallow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not you, it's me = nah, it's you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've cum

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"I swallow"

Y lie about that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes that is massive

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By *ungcock180Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

I don't like shopping

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"I've cum"

Lol bad lie lol

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By *gentlovedayWoman
over a year ago

Tranmere

Oh wow that's so huge !!

Mmmm you taste so good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've cum

Lol bad lie lol"

Some times 3 hours of sex is just too much

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

Yeah, you're the best

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'm doing my nails

You feel so big

That was great

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By *gentlovedayWoman
over a year ago

Tranmere

Don't worry it happens to everyone it doesn't matter we can just cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only you were closer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fine!!...we all know that means I'm really pissed off so watch out.

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

That was amazing

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

No, I don't like chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

where do I start lol. Every time the ex opened her mouth ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No it wasnt over too quick at all, it happens to all men

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

It was in a sale and only cost £x

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Hey...its fine....it happens to all men from time to time

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"No it wasnt over too quick at all, it happens to all men"

Have we met

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

New shoes clothes when she knows she has been over spending...what this no this thing I've had it ages

Of course ur the best shag I've ever had

Giving much lower amount of sexual partners than they really have

And yes I u made me cum

Would say they are somewhere in top ten of most told lies from women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No it wasnt over too quick at all, it happens to all men

Have we met

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I think we have all met those men at some point lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fine!!...we all know that means I'm really pissed off so watch out."

Yep

I don't want anything for my birthday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're just too big for me to try anal with you.

they always fall for that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Him: "what's wrong?"

Her: "nothing!"

be afraid!!

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Giving you a fake telephone number. Only happened to me once though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't usually do that .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm fine!!...we all know that means I'm really pissed off so watch out.

Yep

I don't want anything for my birthday. "
God help him if he doesn't get us anything lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm innocent but really your just a slut

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"No it wasnt over too quick at all, it happens to all men

Have we met

I think we have all met those men at some point lol."

It's only because you're so stunning is my attempt to save the situation

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No it wasnt over too quick at all, it happens to all men

Have we met

I think we have all met those men at some point lol.

It's only because you're so stunning is my attempt to save the situation

lol"
that's a man's biggest lie all the time lol. We are all stunning haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy your night out with the lads.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying nothing when you ask whats up.. Better watch yourselves

No I haven't ate the whole packet of biscuits/Terry's Chocolate orange/family pack of gold bars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're just too big for me to try anal with you.

they always fall for that one

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yes had that a few times lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No it wasnt over too quick at all, it happens to all men

Have we met

Oh are you the guy who came before he was fully hard during the bj... now that was embarrassing for both of us

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"I'm fine!!...we all know that means I'm really pissed off so watch out.

Yep

I don't want anything for my birthday. "

Lol what were you expecting if he didn't get you anything

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Its fine/ I'm fine/ I don't mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh i'll definitely meet you again

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

It doesn't matter.....

(It so does you idiot!!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm single ..

(Well it was on the men's lies thread too!)

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Its fine/ I'm fine/ I don't mind"

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

[Removed by poster at 09/04/17 10:27:46]

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I only want nsa

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"I only want nsa

What do u really want then lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're just too big for me to try anal with you.

they always fall for that one

Pahahaha

That post should not have been that funny, but it was

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I'm not the jealous type....

(Lock up the bunny NOW!)

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I only want nsa

What do u really want then lol"

Oh I'm honest about what I want lol

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

I'm only going to have one glass of wine tonight

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

I'll drive next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm comfortable with you having so many female friends..

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

I'm too tired

Ive got a head ache

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh i'll definitely meet you again"

Yup. This is mine

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

I'm pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on the pill.

(I know women who've pulled that stuff)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Social first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I didn't drop your pork chop on the floor, and the dog didn't lick it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, I really am only (insert age minus 5 years).

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

My husband doesn't mind me meeting other men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/04/17 10:50:14]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought it in the sale...

I've had it for ages...

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

Size doesn't matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not the jealous type....

(Lock up the bunny NOW!)"

Yikes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bought it in the sale...

I've had it for ages...

I've done that so many times.

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"I bought it in the sale...

I've had it for ages...

I've done that so many times.

Whats the last thing u brought

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

I stayed on plan all week I can't understand why I've put on 3lbs...

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'm not the jealous type....

(Lock up the bunny NOW!)

Yikes

They're a comin' for ya...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't usually do that ....."

Make it a firm thing not to.....I won't again....learn be your first mistake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bought it in the sale...

I've had it for ages...

Winner!

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"I stayed on plan all week I can't understand why I've put on 3lbs..."

Too much peanut butter spread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not a problem....

*oh yes it bloody well is*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I stayed on plan all week I can't understand why I've put on 3lbs..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't spent much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be ready to go out in .... ( insert a totally unrealistic time)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on the pill honest

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Im fine / leave me alone ....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I don't want anyone to buy me flowers or perfume.....

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Of course i love you baby

....bet dax spanks me when he reads that

Boo x

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Im fine / leave me alone ...."

Ok im.off to.the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going out with the girls for a few hours...12 hours later!!!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"If only you were closer

Pmsl

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Size doesn't matter"

As long as it's at least 10"

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Size doesn't matter

As long as it's at least 10""

I know what I'm doing (Not)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want anyone to buy me flowers or perfume....."

Not always a lie would rather my bloke bought me a new toy than flowers that are gonna die or perfume that I've already got shit loads of lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am the Martini girl!

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By *ashedMan
over a year ago

hemel

I'm not in a bad mood

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Size doesn't matter

As long as it's at least 10"

I know what I'm doing (Not)"

Well I do with the 1st 5" don't know what to do with the rest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy...I love giving oral.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg your 2 big to fit in hear ??

#sweetiesthing

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Hey...its fine....it happens to all men from time to time"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not tonight love I've got a head ache ....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I don't mind, I'll just get my toy. ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't want anything for my birthday. "

Yep...my Mother tells that one every year, and every year my Father and I are left running round the shops desperately trying to find something...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're really nice and some woman's going to very lucky to meet you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're really nice and some woman's going to very lucky to meet you!"

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

I don't do that/this with everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow that's the biggest I've ever had

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

No, I didn't use your razor

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"No, I didn't use your razor

That's the thing I miss most about my ex - his rotary Phillips!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"No, I didn't use your razor

That's the thing I miss most about my ex - his rotary Phillips!

At least you didn't have the hairs in the plughole scenario as well then

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

"Its fine/ I'm fine/ I don't mind"

Guilty as charged with all them.....lol

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Don't worry it happens to everyone it doesn't matter we can just cuddle "

I've used this one before!

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

I've done anything like this before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No I've never faked it with you

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"No I've never faked it with you

Lol how many times have u faked it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I've never faked it with you

Lol how many times have u faked it"

None, obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry I missed your messages, I was asleep.

PTU XXX

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

sorry- I am propably not if I told you something there was a reason in the first place

no I am not hungry- but ehat you ordered for yourself looks really good so I am just going to help myself when you are not looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be in touch...

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

and my most popular- sorry didn't hear the phone- I just hate talking to people on the phone no matter who they are...

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By *ral ExtraordinaireMan
over a year ago

Kent

'Im not with him for his money'

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"sorry- I am propably not if I told you something there was a reason in the first place

no I am not hungry- but ehat you ordered for yourself looks really good so I am just going to help myself when you are not looking"

'No I don't want chips'

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

Lol u women are serial liars lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't userly sleep with a guy on a first date

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're not all just a little bit charmingly loopy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have nothing to wear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No seriously I don't cum like that with anyone else...

And...

Basically most other things that come out their mouths

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice knockers HH, ooooooffft, happy Sunday fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks, I've had enough chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women lie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies often lie by ommission. You ask them a question as part of a conversation they reply to everything but that. Like Chocolate! Heels!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just looking for casual!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies often lie by ommission. You ask them a question as part of a conversation they reply to everything but that. Like Chocolate! Heels!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm washing my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet .lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry- I am propably not if I told you something there was a reason in the first place

no I am not hungry- but ehat you ordered for yourself looks really good so I am just going to help myself when you are not looking"

Not even with Liam Neeson?

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Is it in yet .lol

That's harsh lol

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"I'm washing my hair "

U wanna hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not tonight love I've got a head ache .... "

I can assure you those words have never come out of my mouth !!!

Mrs

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"Not tonight love I've got a head ache ....

I can assure you those words have never come out of my mouth !!!

Mrs "

I bet u have been thinking these words

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

I bought this ages ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and my most popular- sorry didn't hear the phone- I just hate talking to people on the phone no matter who they are..."

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm curvy

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'm curvy

Those beanpole skinny ones keep fibbing eh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm curvy

Those beanpole skinny ones keep fibbing eh!

Not quite

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I'm curvy

Those beanpole skinny ones keep fibbing eh!

Not quite "

Surely you wouldn't be complaining about EXCESS curves being described as curvy???

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By *issVeryWoman
over a year ago

streatham

"I don't want any fries"

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

""I don't want any fries"

Haha, i said that one....

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By *issVeryWoman
over a year ago

streatham

""I don't want any fries"

Haha, i said that one....

Ha ha! Mind you, I NEVER ever tell that lie myself

Fries before guys

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

""I don't want any fries"

Haha, i said that one....

Ha ha! Mind you, I NEVER ever tell that lie myself

Fries before guys "

"I don't want any fries.......I want YOUR fries!!!"

This is hard wired into women, sorry guys.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm curvy

Those beanpole skinny ones keep fibbing eh!

Not quite

Surely you wouldn't be complaining about EXCESS curves being described as curvy???"

you mean ripples?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I wasn't waiting for your call/text, I've been busy with my mind on other things (like why hasn't he been in touch yet? Am I too fat? does he think I'm marriage material? )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not tonight love I've got a head ache ....

I can assure you those words have never come out of my mouth !!!

Mrs "

Dude! You've got a keeper

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

It's just a mate from work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah he's my ex . You don't need to worry about him were just friends now .

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By *duk70Man
over a year ago

langley

We won't be late, I'll be ready in 5 minutes

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

""I don't want any fries

Haha, i said that one....

"I don't want any fries.......I want YOUR fries!!!"

This is hard wired into women, sorry guys....."

Very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's wrong..? Nothing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Those shoes aren't new. I've had them ages.

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

Some one has stolen my thread

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I always thought it was

' I'm fine! '

As you never seem fine when you say it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No I haven't ate the whole packet of biscuits/Terry's Chocolate orange/family pack of gold bars

All the time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like shopping "
Can I say as a woman (I think) I hate shopping with a passion. Sorry to be odd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like big black cocks I like little pink ones like yours

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"I don't like shopping Can I say as a woman (I think) I hate shopping with a passion. Sorry to be odd"

Oh no and i was gonna take u shopping as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like shopping Can I say as a woman (I think) I hate shopping with a passion. Sorry to be odd

Oh no and i was gonna take u shopping as well "
Oh that's so sweet. I will have the coffee . You go shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really like the cute one...

You know the one where they move their lips and words come out.

That's the best lie...

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne

I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do

Jesus... there is considerable emotion in that there reply and accompanying emoji...

I think it was felt throughout the land.

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne

"I do

Jesus... there is considerable emotion in that there reply and accompanying emoji...

I think it was felt throughout the land. "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always thought it was

' I'm fine! '

As you never seem fine when you say it."

F - ed up

I - nsecure

N - eurotic

E - mpty

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Some one has stolen my thread"

Oh suck it up buttercup!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my experience "I only have eyes for you" then again I guess it just my type in women lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a boyfriend. He doesn't have an uncontrollable temper. He doesn't own a gun.

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