FabSwingers.com forum: Best asset

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's yours?

I don't know what mine is but I'd go with my dick

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

Probably my legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My shoes and my right nostrile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

"Probably my legs. "

They are lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arse and wit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyebrows. I have one that arches quite seductively all on it's own, with no help from tweezers

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

My mind.. And my thigh tattoo.. my boobs are ok too I guess

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mp4fun love those tanlines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say my legs

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By *ong legs n LingeireWoman
over a year ago

it up to me neck. :-)

"Probably my legs.

They are lovely x

Thank you. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My heart. . I'm a nice person

failing that. . My boobs, maybe

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

My collection of paper bags

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By *t3_jalapenoMan
over a year ago

darlo

I dont think I have a best asset. They are all equally average

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nicely shaven, smooth (and now tanned) head!

Mr TAN (obviously)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Shaved my entire body last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My height and voice, i sing like an angel lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmm physically, my green eyes. Though me as a person and not just physically, probably my mind like Wyldestyle or my caring silly personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shaved my entire body last night

How do you shave the middle of your back? He he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shaved my entire body last night

How do you shave the middle of your back? He he he "

Got my pal to do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wit and charm, closely followed by my boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shaved my entire body last night

How do you shave the middle of your back? He he he

Got my pal to do it

Teamwork!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He wasn't amused

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My brain is my best asset.

my wife's best asset is her nature

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My heart

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

Id have to say besides an abundance of wit and charm ,modesty is my best asset

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My legs and my smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have one.

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

"Arse and wit."

I concur!

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By *ackdaniels2016Man
over a year ago

Yarm

Im often told my eyes but I'd say my personality and ability to get on with people from all walks of life and I'm very easy going

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By *igJandTheBlondeCouple
over a year ago

Kings Hill

"Hmmm physically, my green eyes. Though me as a person and not just physically, probably my mind like Wyldestyle or my caring silly personality

Em "

I can vouch you have beautiful eyes

E x

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By *igJandTheBlondeCouple
over a year ago

Kings Hill

I'm a pretty nice person, I try to see the good in everyone, that's probably my best feature. I also like my clavicles! E x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyes and nature i guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say my lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eyes and nature i guess"
snap!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My strengh and stamina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eyes and nature i guess snap!"

You like my eyes and nature too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes and my kissing aswell lol but i have a massive heart aswell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eyes and nature i guess snap!

You like my eyes and nature too?

I like that you look like Hugh Jackman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes get admired a very lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm physically, my green eyes. Though me as a person and not just physically, probably my mind like Wyldestyle or my caring silly personality

I can vouch you have beautiful eyes

E x"

Thank you lovely lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a pretty nice person, I try to see the good in everyone, that's probably my best feature. I also like my clavicles! E x"

And ditto - all true. Very sexy lovely lady x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eyes and nature i guess snap!

You like my eyes and nature too?

I like that you look like Hugh Jackman

He does look like Hugh Jackman!

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

Not sure what mine would be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes and lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My shoes and my right nostrile"

gorgeous shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's yours?

I don't know what mine is but I'd go with my dick

My shaved head....and the fact i have just won the lottery (tongue in cheek)

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By *annyT1966Man
over a year ago

Derwentside

My legs (apparently!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best asset, the ability to cheer someone up by making them laugh uncontrollably. Even if it's at my expense.

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By *igJandTheBlondeCouple
over a year ago

Kings Hill

"I'm a pretty nice person, I try to see the good in everyone, that's probably my best feature. I also like my clavicles! E x

And ditto - all true. Very sexy lovely lady x "

Thank you, beautiful xxx

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

my face and teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eyes and nature i guess snap!

You like my eyes and nature too?

I like that you look like Hugh Jackman

Haha, do i? Is it the big hair and Stubble?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My eyes, lips-smile, birthmark above my upper lip and boobs of course :D

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

My mind and sense of humour

I've had women say I have a nice smile if that counts

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By *nterracial2Couple
over a year ago

Ribble Valley

Her - entire body

Him - shoulders

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Erm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't think I have one ....well my hairs OK so that I suppose

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Height.

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

Erm...my eyes maybe...my smile. I don't bloody know ha. Had very nice compliments about other parts too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eyes and nature i guess snap!

You like my eyes and nature too?

I like that you look like Hugh Jackman

Haha, do i? Is it the big hair and Stubble?

You actually have his face! Can I sit on it please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm..."

That was 3 hours ago...

How long does it take from a million miles away

Is a million miles away further then cloud cuckoo land or closer to London?

Is cloud cuckoo land a million miles away ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i reckon my smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure if it's my modest erudite personality, stunning Athenian physique or Tahitian Prince's disposable income.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Erm...

That was 3 hours ago...

How long does it take from a million miles away

Is a million miles away further then cloud cuckoo land or closer to London?

Is cloud cuckoo land a million miles away ??

Cloudcuckooland is amillionmilesaway from London

. Give me a bit longer to have a think...I'll get back to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/04/17 14:17:49]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My razor sharp wit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just fabulous

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Erm...

That was 3 hours ago...

How long does it take from a million miles away

Is a million miles away further then cloud cuckoo land or closer to London?

Is cloud cuckoo land a million miles away ??

Cloudcuckooland is amillionmilesaway from London

. Give me a bit longer to have a think...I'll get back to you."

Oh yeah just remembered what the question was,I'm a good listener. Well when I say I'm a good listener,I have the ability to look like I'm listening,when in actual fact I'm probably thinking what I'm having for my tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My new handbag...

Really, it's a dog on the front with 3D ears! I know!!

Chuffed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mind.. And my thigh tattoo.. my boobs are ok too I guess"

It's a nice tattoo you have on your pic xxx

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By *eardyBikerMan
over a year ago

nr stonehaven

Me legs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Physically ? My boobs or my eyes

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My 6pack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been told my bum

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Ermmmm I'll get back to you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nipples or my legs, apparently!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My baby blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a pulse

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

My collection of iron fist shoes

Physically my hair.

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

My arse , its still quite pert for a man of my age , the rest of me has gone south tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The fact that my head is filled with random facts and trivia comes in terribly handy in a pub quiz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wit and sarcasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My carrot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm...

That was 3 hours ago...

How long does it take from a million miles away

Is a million miles away further then cloud cuckoo land or closer to London?

Is cloud cuckoo land a million miles away ??

Cloudcuckooland is amillionmilesaway from London

. Give me a bit longer to have a think...I'll get back to you.

Hmmm...

Now I am wondering what did you in Cloudcuckooland amillionmilesaway aka East Midlands have for your tea?

It will probably be time for dinner where you are when this post reaches you...

And time for breakfast in London when you reply

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Erm...

That was 3 hours ago...

How long does it take from a million miles away

Is a million miles away further then cloud cuckoo land or closer to London?

Is cloud cuckoo land a million miles away ??

Cloudcuckooland is amillionmilesaway from London

. Give me a bit longer to have a think...I'll get back to you.

Hmmm...

Now I am wondering what did you in Cloudcuckooland amillionmilesaway aka East Midlands have for your tea?

It will probably be time for dinner where you are when this post reaches you...

And time for breakfast in London when you reply

Food is for the weak we don't need food in East Midlands,unlike you southern's

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By *herbert fountainWoman
over a year ago

Hanley

My smile, my eyes and my addictive personality

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My loyalty and caring nature. Physically my cleavage x

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Erm...

That was 3 hours ago...

How long does it take from a million miles away

Is a million miles away further then cloud cuckoo land or closer to London?

Is cloud cuckoo land a million miles away ??

Cloudcuckooland is amillionmilesaway from London

. Give me a bit longer to have a think...I'll get back to you.

Hmmm...

Now I am wondering what did you in Cloudcuckooland amillionmilesaway aka East Midlands have for your tea?

It will probably be time for dinner where you are when this post reaches you...

And time for breakfast in London when you reply

Food is for the weak we don't need food in East Midlands,unlike you southern's

Damn I didn't even spell it right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm...

That was 3 hours ago...

How long does it take from a million miles away

Is a million miles away further then cloud cuckoo land or closer to London?

Is cloud cuckoo land a million miles away ??

Cloudcuckooland is amillionmilesaway from London

. Give me a bit longer to have a think...I'll get back to you.

Hmmm...

Now I am wondering what did you in Cloudcuckooland amillionmilesaway aka East Midlands have for your tea?

It will probably be time for dinner where you are when this post reaches you...

And time for breakfast in London when you reply

Food is for the weak we don't need food in East Midlands,unlike you southern's

Oh I see...

Now you got super fast speed of light broadband... That was a bloody quick reply and nice to know East Midlands has been confirmed as your residence.

Hey... you don't even have chocolate there?

And yes we can't live without food us "weak southern's"

Any more of that language and I will not hesitate to go back into Lisa's confession thread and tell her all about you tough East Midlander's who don't need food... show off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

P.s. I know you did not spell it right... I copied you so nobody would have noticed, but too late now...

Pffffft

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Erm...

That was 3 hours ago...

How long does it take from a million miles away

Is a million miles away further then cloud cuckoo land or closer to London?

Is cloud cuckoo land a million miles away ??

Cloudcuckooland is amillionmilesaway from London

. Give me a bit longer to have a think...I'll get back to you.

Hmmm...

Now I am wondering what did you in Cloudcuckooland amillionmilesaway aka East Midlands have for your tea?

It will probably be time for dinner where you are when this post reaches you...

And time for breakfast in London when you reply

Food is for the weak we don't need food in East Midlands,unlike you southern's

Oh I see...

Now you got super fast speed of light broadband... That was a bloody quick reply and nice to know East Midlands has been confirmed as your residence.

Hey... you don't even have chocolate there?

And yes we can't live without food us "weak southern's"

Any more of that language and I will not hesitate to go back into Lisa's confession thread and tell her all about you tough East Midlander's who don't need food... show off

Well I'm fibbing actually we do eat,generally it's on a diet of men in their thirties from London. They're full of cheek you see,very filling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My vast pic collection and ability to upload a fresh one everyday. All of me. not that I'm vain or a cam slut.

PTU xxx

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By *amianoMan
over a year ago

birmingham

My lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My skin...lol

Sooooo many girls have been kissed off at it's smoothness. Seems to really annoy...

At the same time I've never had a girl say... I've been watching you and your skin looks amazing... take me home.

So... maybe I don't know shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm...

That was 3 hours ago...

How long does it take from a million miles away

Is a million miles away further then cloud cuckoo land or closer to London?

Is cloud cuckoo land a million miles away ??

Cloudcuckooland is amillionmilesaway from London

. Give me a bit longer to have a think...I'll get back to you.

Hmmm...

Now I am wondering what did you in Cloudcuckooland amillionmilesaway aka East Midlands have for your tea?

It will probably be time for dinner where you are when this post reaches you...

And time for breakfast in London when you reply

Food is for the weak we don't need food in East Midlands,unlike you southern's

Oh I see...

Now you got super fast speed of light broadband... That was a bloody quick reply and nice to know East Midlands has been confirmed as your residence.

Hey... you don't even have chocolate there?

And yes we can't live without food us "weak southern's"

Any more of that language and I will not hesitate to go back into Lisa's confession thread and tell her all about you tough East Midlander's who don't need food... show off

Well I'm fibbing actually we do eat,generally it's on a diet of men in their thirties from London. They're full of cheek you see,very filling!

I am trying to be serious here, but you said we are very filling... now I got the giggles ffs

Just for record:

I am a mature thirties man from London. It's just some key words set me off and I get the * giggles *

Have you had your fill yet?

Oh god now I have gone again... shit

I mean...

Are you full up yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My right elbow.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Any more of that language and I will not hesitate to go back into Lisa's confession thread and tell her all about you tough East Midlander's who don't need food... show off

Well I'm fibbing actually we do eat,generally it's on a diet of men in their thirties from London. They're full of cheek you see,very filling!

I am trying to be serious here, but you said we are very filling... now I got the giggles ffs

Just for record:

I am a mature thirties man from London. It's just some key words set me off and I get the * giggles *

Have you had your fill yet?

Oh god now I have gone again... shit

I mean...

Are you full up yet?"

I thought you'd gone to bed it took you so long to reply! I bet you're not quite so cocky face to face are you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erm...

That was 3 hours ago...

How long does it take from a million miles away

Is a million miles away further then cloud cuckoo land or closer to London?

Is cloud cuckoo land a million miles away ??

Cloudcuckooland is amillionmilesaway from London

. Give me a bit longer to have a think...I'll get back to you.

Hmmm...

Now I am wondering what did you in Cloudcuckooland amillionmilesaway aka East Midlands have for your tea?

It will probably be time for dinner where you are when this post reaches you...

And time for breakfast in London when you reply

Food is for the weak we don't need food in East Midlands,unlike you southern's

Oh I see...

Now you got super fast speed of light broadband... That was a bloody quick reply and nice to know East Midlands has been confirmed as your residence.

Hey... you don't even have chocolate there?

And yes we can't live without food us "weak southern's"

Any more of that language and I will not hesitate to go back into Lisa's confession thread and tell her all about you tough East Midlander's who don't need food... show off

Well I'm fibbing actually we do eat,generally it's on a diet of men in their thirties from London. They're full of cheek you see,very filling!

I am trying to be serious here, but you said we are very filling... now I got the giggles ffs

Just for record:

I am a mature thirties man from London. It's just some key words set me off and I get the * giggles *

Have you had your fill yet?

Oh god now I have gone again... shit

I mean...

Are you full up yet?

I thought you'd gone to bed it took you so long to reply! I bet you're not quite so cocky face to face are you!"

Hang on...

Did you just try to cut off the top of our communication...

This all started when you took soo long to answer the thread question. I just came in here to get some answers for OP because you can't just say:

Erm...

What is all that about!?

Huh?

I am as cocky as they come face to face

For the record again ffs:

I do turn up with a head face to face. I am only headless online.

Pow have some of that

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Did you just try to cut off the top of our communication...

Yep...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you just try to cut off the top of our communication...

Yep...

Guess what we do in London...

Eat food!

So I am off to make dinner and I am going to need chocolate dessert to tackle a hidden profile ffs

I need all the energy I can get. It is much harder to fill you up then I thought it would be

P.s. OP please take a look at the full evidence from the top and not just where a man eater from East Midland wants to edit our communication from.

I only wanted to find out what her best asset was...

I am starting to get an idea, but can't put my finger on it just yet

I need a lot more evidence!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My street smarts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I own my own car, and my bum isn't bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I own my own car, and my bum isn't bad."

Oh look...

Another show off from East Midland's

Take over from me while I go for dinner and exchange post's with Ignitemybody.

Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's got to be my arse

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I own my own car, and my bum isn't bad.

Oh look...

Another show off from East Midland's

Take over from me while I go for dinner and exchange post's with Ignitemybody.

Good luck

You seriously need your behind tanning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I own my own car, and my bum isn't bad.

Oh look...

Another show off from East Midland's

Take over from me while I go for dinner and exchange post's with Ignitemybody.

Good luck

According to Fab East Midlands is a very very big place so I doubt she is in any way local to me. Plus you seem to have it all under control, kind of

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over a year ago

I think my eyes but my bum gets a bit of attention

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over a year ago

"I think my eyes but my bum gets a bit of attention

Only a bit? Deserves as lot more.

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over a year ago

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I own my own car, and my bum isn't bad.

Oh look...

Another show off from East Midland's

Take over from me while I go for dinner and exchange post's with Ignitemybody.

Good luck

According to Fab East Midlands is a very very big place so I doubt she is in any way local to me. Plus you seem to have it all under control, kind of

He so hasn't

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over a year ago

"I own my own car, and my bum isn't bad.

Oh look...

Another show off from East Midland's

Take over from me while I go for dinner and exchange post's with Ignitemybody.

Good luck

According to Fab East Midlands is a very very big place so I doubt she is in any way local to me. Plus you seem to have it all under control, kind of

Ffs I had to delete my post!!

Thanks a lot Moriarty man.

Damn it...

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over a year ago

"I own my own car, and my bum isn't bad.

Oh look...

Another show off from East Midland's

Take over from me while I go for dinner and exchange post's with Ignitemybody.

Good luck

According to Fab East Midlands is a very very big place so I doubt she is in any way local to me. Plus you seem to have it all under control, kind of

He so hasn't

Yeah that was an East Midlanders attempt at irony, you missed it.

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over a year ago

"I own my own car, and my bum isn't bad.

Oh look...

Another show off from East Midland's

Take over from me while I go for dinner and exchange post's with Ignitemybody.

Good luck

You seriously need your behind tanning!

Right,

Let me try again...

OP this is your thread sort this out will you

I am starving now and the salmon is not going to grill itself you know.

Please leave my behind out of this... besides The Moriarty man is the one with the spankable bum so tan him

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over a year ago

"I own my own car, and my bum isn't bad.

Oh look...

Another show off from East Midland's

Take over from me while I go for dinner and exchange post's with Ignitemybody.

Good luck

According to Fab East Midlands is a very very big place so I doubt she is in any way local to me. Plus you seem to have it all under control, kind of

He so hasn't

Yeah that was an East Midlanders attempt at irony, you missed it."

I love it I love it!!

Confusion amongst the East Midlanders...

Pow wow

Whoop whoop

This is now going to be easy pahahahahahahah

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over a year ago

"I own my own car, and my bum isn't bad.

Oh look...

Another show off from East Midland's

Take over from me while I go for dinner and exchange post's with Ignitemybody.

Good luck

According to Fab East Midlands is a very very big place so I doubt she is in any way local to me. Plus you seem to have it all under control, kind of

He so hasn't

Yeah that was an East Midlanders attempt at irony, you missed it.

I love it I love it!!

Confusion amongst the East Midlanders...

Pow wow

Whoop whoop

This is now going to be easy pahahahahahahah"

You will never divide the East Midlanders, most of us are related around here ya know.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I own my own car, and my bum isn't bad.

Oh look...

Another show off from East Midland's

Take over from me while I go for dinner and exchange post's with Ignitemybody.

Good luck

According to Fab East Midlands is a very very big place so I doubt she is in any way local to me. Plus you seem to have it all under control, kind of

He so hasn't

Yeah that was an East Midlanders attempt at irony, you missed it."

I was joking,but yeah...clearly.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I own my own car, and my bum isn't bad.

Oh look...

Another show off from East Midland's

Take over from me while I go for dinner and exchange post's with Ignitemybody.

Good luck

You seriously need your behind tanning!

Right,

Let me try again...

OP this is your thread sort this out will you

I am starving now and the salmon is not going to grill itself you know.

Please leave my behind out of this... besides The Moriarty man is the one with the spankable bum so tan him

No I'll stick with your's!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I own my own car, and my bum isn't bad.

Oh look...

Another show off from East Midland's

Take over from me while I go for dinner and exchange post's with Ignitemybody.

Good luck

According to Fab East Midlands is a very very big place so I doubt she is in any way local to me. Plus you seem to have it all under control, kind of

He so hasn't

Yeah that was an East Midlanders attempt at irony, you missed it.

I love it I love it!!

Confusion amongst the East Midlanders...

Pow wow

Whoop whoop

This is now going to be easy pahahahahahahah

You will never divide the East Midlanders, most of us are related around here ya know."

Good job I'm not actually born and bred here then

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over a year ago

My back

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

My eyes I think

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over a year ago

My house. It's gone up loads in value.

My pension isn't doing too badly.

Those shares in Blackberry were a bit of a waste though

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over a year ago

"I own my own car, and my bum isn't bad.

Oh look...

Another show off from East Midland's

Take over from me while I go for dinner and exchange post's with Ignitemybody.

Good luck

According to Fab East Midlands is a very very big place so I doubt she is in any way local to me. Plus you seem to have it all under control, kind of

He so hasn't

Yeah that was an East Midlanders attempt at irony, you missed it.

I love it I love it!!

Confusion amongst the East Midlanders...

Pow wow

Whoop whoop

This is now going to be easy pahahahahahahah

You will never divide the East Midlanders, most of us are related around here ya know.

Good job I'm not actually born and bred here then

God damn it you East Midlanders make mistakes and save each other ffs

I may even be a tad jelous you know...

Now I have no clue where you was born and bred...

P.s. I am tanned all over my body enough as it is. So thank you for the offer, but I have to politely decline

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

P.s. I am tanned all over my body enough as it is. So thank you for the offer, but I have to politely decline

It wasn't an offer

,more a threat really if you don't stop being so cheeky!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

In my opinion my bum...in others' opinion...the back of me probably!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like my smile. Oh, and I do have a penchant for passionate snogs if that counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i like my dimples

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over a year ago

Eyes or hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My right elbow."

Swoon

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over a year ago

My legs

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over a year ago

My modestly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It wasn't an offer

,more a threat really if you don't stop being so cheeky!"

That reaction was because you keep insisting on getting rid of our full text communication... it feels like you are trying to get rid of the evidence

The reaction below is because you gave me a light hearted threat... eeeeeek

And how the heck can I stop being me ?? Explain that one clever clogs...

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over a year ago

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over a year ago

My sharp wit and soft skin

My modesty stops me from listing the rest

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over a year ago

"[Modesty maintained by poster at 10/04/17 00:04:52]"

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over a year ago

"[Modesty maintained by poster at 10/04/17 00:04:52]"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think my eyes but my bum gets a bit of attention

"
defo your pussy lips

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've had inboxs from blokes bragging to me about their bank balance , watches cars ect lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dick of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butt x

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By *abes in the woodWoman
over a year ago

wales

My personality and of course my bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my height...

its good to stand out in a crowd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bum or lips i think

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By *cott89Man
over a year ago

prestatyn

mine is my sense of humour, the only thing other than beer that can get an ugly bastard laid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has to be the legs

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By *andy6677Man
over a year ago

crewe

Id say my bum though i disagree lol

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By *eKoopleCouple
over a year ago

Germany / Manchester

My brain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been told I have nice eyebrows

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Physical - my smile and broad shoulders.(Although I have received many nice complements on my nipples)

Mental - My positive, friendly and easy going attitude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Portfolio

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By *eachPreacherMan
over a year ago

Kent/London

My incredibly huge... self confidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My sharp wit and soft skin

My modesty stops me from listing the rest

Amazing arse

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over a year ago

Reviving a 3 week old thread

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By *annylondon500Man
over a year ago

mitcham

My ass lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bum seems popular. That'll have to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My little finger is pretty cute.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My little finger is pretty cute. "

Very cute indeed

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