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"Take no notice of that git he was in wrexham far too long so he thinks he'a french but its just welsh " I am actually chinese ! | |||
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"Take no notice of that git he was in wrexham far too long so he thinks he'a french but its just welsh I am actually chinese ! " Your a paininmyarseese!!! | |||
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"Franchement tout ce que je veux c'est baiser une bonne chatte poilu ! Et manger un kinder bueno! Nique kia ceed! " Ma chatte est rasée | |||
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"Take no notice of that git he was in wrexham far too long so he thinks he'a french but its just welsh I am actually chinese ! Your a paininmyarseese!!! " I am proctologist so come I'll fix you ! | |||
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"Franchement tout ce que je veux c'est baiser une bonne chatte poilu ! Et manger un kinder bueno! Nique kia ceed! Ma chatte est rasée " Je te la lèche quand même! | |||
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"Franchement tout ce que je veux c'est baiser une bonne chatte poilu ! Et manger un kinder bueno! Nique kia ceed! Ma chatte est rasée Je te la lèche quand même! " Tres bien! | |||
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"Take no notice of that git he was in wrexham far too long so he thinks he'a french but its just welsh I am actually chinese ! Your a paininmyarseese!!! I am proctologist so come I'll fix you ! " Ah mon chéri vous pouvez jouer avec mon cul n'importe quel jour x | |||
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"Only French I know - oust et le bibliotheque? (probably spelt wrong ) " Have you been watching eddie izzard stand ups? | |||
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"Only French I know - oust et le bibliotheque? (probably spelt wrong ) " Pmsl yes but that just makes it funnier | |||
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"Only French I know - oust et le bibliotheque? (probably spelt wrong ) Have you been watching eddie izzard stand ups?" I do love Eddie izzard but no - I did gcse French and it's the only thing I remember . Probably why it's the only one I failed | |||
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"Only French I know - oust et le bibliotheque? (probably spelt wrong ) Have you been watching eddie izzard stand ups? I do love Eddie izzard but no - I did gcse French and it's the only thing I remember . Probably why it's the only one I failed " Ahhh.. i just know he does a sketch and thats in there along with, 'le souris dans le table' i may have to go put it on now | |||
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"Only French I know - oust et le bibliotheque? (probably spelt wrong ) Have you been watching eddie izzard stand ups? I do love Eddie izzard but no - I did gcse French and it's the only thing I remember . Probably why it's the only one I failed Ahhh.. i just know he does a sketch and thats in there along with, 'le souris dans le table' i may have to go put it on now " My favourite is the cat behind the sofa | |||
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"Only French I know - oust et le bibliotheque? (probably spelt wrong ) Have you been watching eddie izzard stand ups? I do love Eddie izzard but no - I did gcse French and it's the only thing I remember . Probably why it's the only one I failed Ahhh.. i just know he does a sketch and thats in there along with, 'le souris dans le table' i may have to go put it on now My favourite is the cat behind the sofa " I can only do le chat est sur le chaise can never remember behind | |||
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"Voulez vou cusher Avec moi. I dunno if that's how you spell it." .. vous coucher.... | |||
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"I'm pretty cosmopolitan, having traveled the world serving the Queen. Here's a few key phrases I've picked up that ease you into any culture or none English speaking countries society flawlessly. Hong Kong; OI BRUCE! MORE BEER PLEASE. Kenya; JAMBO, NOW GET US SOME MORE BEER PLEASE France, Belgium or luxomberg; OI GARÇON MORE BEER OVER HERE PLEASE Cyprus; OI STAVROS, MORE BEER OVER HERE PLEASE USA; HEY BUDDY! MORE BEER OVER HERE. YEH A JUG EACH PLEASE. Belize; YOUO GETTO MEO MOREO BEEREO Wales; BOYO, MORE BEER IN ENGLISH. " Nearly spat ma beer out then bruv | |||
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"I'm pretty cosmopolitan, having traveled the world serving the Queen. Here's a few key phrases I've picked up that ease you into any culture or none English speaking countries society flawlessly. Hong Kong; OI BRUCE! MORE BEER PLEASE. Kenya; JAMBO, NOW GET US SOME MORE BEER PLEASE France, Belgium or luxomberg; OI GARÇON MORE BEER OVER HERE PLEASE Cyprus; OI STAVROS, MORE BEER OVER HERE PLEASE USA; HEY BUDDY! MORE BEER OVER HERE. YEH A JUG EACH PLEASE. Belize; YOUO GETTO MEO MOREO BEEREO Wales; BOYO, MORE BEER IN ENGLISH. Nearly spat ma beer out then bruv " Well you know, you have to represent, can't act like a bunch of hooligans | |||
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"Only French I know - oust et le bibliotheque? (probably spelt wrong ) Have you been watching eddie izzard stand ups? I do love Eddie izzard but no - I did gcse French and it's the only thing I remember . Probably why it's the only one I failed Ahhh.. i just know he does a sketch and thats in there along with, 'le souris dans le table' i may have to go put it on now " And "Le singe et dans l'arbre" | |||
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"This is the whole of my French vocabulary haha apologies if it's spelt wrong. It probably doesn't make any sense either but it's just the sentences I know Bonjour. Comment allez-vous? Je vous remercie beaucoup. Quelle heure est-il? Prenez la première à droite après la bibliothèque. Je voudrais un verre de vin et du chocolat merci. Puis-je enlever mon sommet, s'il vous plaît? " Not much use if ya car breaks down on the Boulevard Périphérique though is it | |||
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"This is the whole of my French vocabulary haha apologies if it's spelt wrong. It probably doesn't make any sense either but it's just the sentences I know Bonjour. Comment allez-vous? Je vous remercie beaucoup. Quelle heure est-il? Prenez la première à droite après la bibliothèque. Je voudrais un verre de vin et du chocolat merci. Puis-je enlever mon sommet, s'il vous plaît? Not much use if ya car breaks down on the Boulevard Périphérique though is it " I got this one 'OI GARÇON BREAKY DOWNY' | |||
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"Only French I know - oust et le bibliotheque? (probably spelt wrong ) Have you been watching eddie izzard stand ups? I do love Eddie izzard but no - I did gcse French and it's the only thing I remember . Probably why it's the only one I failed Ahhh.. i just know he does a sketch and thats in there along with, 'le souris dans le table' i may have to go put it on now And "Le singe et dans l'arbre"" im watching it now | |||
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"Erm ..... Le Table Croissant Manger le minge Pret manger Manger le table I is proper well French though " Qui? | |||
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"This is the whole of my French vocabulary haha apologies if it's spelt wrong. It probably doesn't make any sense either but it's just the sentences I know Bonjour. Comment allez-vous? Je vous remercie beaucoup. Quelle heure est-il? Prenez la première à droite après la bibliothèque. Je voudrais un verre de vin et du chocolat merci. Puis-je enlever mon sommet, s'il vous plaît? Not much use if ya car breaks down on the Boulevard Périphérique though is it I got this one 'OI GARÇON BREAKY DOWNY' " Tu es une lunatic | |||
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"This is the whole of my French vocabulary haha apologies if it's spelt wrong. It probably doesn't make any sense either but it's just the sentences I know Bonjour. Comment allez-vous? Je vous remercie beaucoup. Quelle heure est-il? Prenez la première à droite après la bibliothèque. Je voudrais un verre de vin et du chocolat merci. Puis-je enlever mon sommet, s'il vous plaît? Not much use if ya car breaks down on the Boulevard Périphérique though is it I got this one 'OI GARÇON BREAKY DOWNY' " I'll have to take dark angel with me incase I break down. . He's got it covered!! | |||
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"Brie Your brie... my baguette... yum" C'est magnifique jolie dame | |||
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" how I wish I could hear saying all those things to me, it would make me cock jeezes on me brogues ! " | |||
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" how I wish I could hear saying all those things to me, it would make me cock jeezes on me brogues ! " Jizz* | |||
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" how I wish I could hear saying all those things to me, it would make me cock jeezes on me brogues ! Jizz*" I did it on my purspose I knew someone into jizz would correct it | |||
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"Is this the French clique or can anyone join in? " Surely it's le clique' | |||
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"Is this the French clique or can anyone join in? Surely it's le clique'" Actually it is female so la* clique | |||
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"Is this the French clique or can anyone join in? Surely it's le clique' Actually it is female so la* clique " I prefer verve cliquot. | |||
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"Is this the French clique or can anyone join in? Surely it's le clique'" Le clique c'est chic | |||
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"Is this the French clique or can anyone join in? Surely it's le clique' Actually it is female so la* clique I prefer verve cliquot. " I prefer Cava | |||
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"Is this the French clique or can anyone join in? Surely it's le clique' Actually it is female so la* clique I prefer verve cliquot. I prefer Corona " | |||
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"Is this the French clique or can anyone join in? Surely it's le clique' Le clique c'est chic " Haha love that one ! | |||
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"Is this the French clique or can anyone join in? Surely it's le clique' Actually it is female so la* clique " There's another Eddie Izzard line making me giggle.... "It's not female, it's a dessert!" Or something along those lines | |||
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"Ou est la piscine - we must have learnt that phrase 100 times ! " Where is the toilet? I knew that one! Haha | |||
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"Fabuleux échangistes est tellement amusant, les femmes sont vraiment sexy" Merci beaucoup | |||
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"Take no notice of that git he was in wrexham far too long so he thinks he'a french but its just welsh " The bus station is certainly better now he's gone | |||
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"Take no notice of that git he was in wrexham far too long so he thinks he'a french but its just welsh The bus station is certainly better now he's gone " Haha I had nothing to do with that bus station !! | |||
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"Take no notice of that git he was in wrexham far too long so he thinks he'a french but its just welsh The bus station is certainly better now he's gone Haha I had nothing to do with that bus station !! " Got any gear ? | |||
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"Take no notice of that git he was in wrexham far too long so he thinks he'a french but its just welsh The bus station is certainly better now he's gone Haha I had nothing to do with that bus station !! Got any gear ? " I have few rubbers if you need any ? | |||
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"Take no notice of that git he was in wrexham far too long so he thinks he'a french but its just welsh The bus station is certainly better now he's gone " Im not so sure about that | |||
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"Take no notice of that git he was in wrexham far too long so he thinks he'a french but its just welsh The bus station is certainly better now he's gone Haha I had nothing to do with that bus station !! " Lies all lies | |||
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"Him - "I think I can scrape together some schoolboy French!" Ahem... Los sciento Senor, puede repetir mas despatchio por favour? Yeah, looks about.... wait, hang on... erm.... something not right here? " Thats a bit spanish | |||
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"Him - "I think I can scrape together some schoolboy French!" Ahem... Los sciento Senor, puede repetir mas despatchio por favour? Yeah, looks about.... wait, hang on... erm.... something not right here? Thats a bit spanish " Yeah, its a lot Spanish lol! | |||
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"Franchement tout ce que je veux c'est baiser une bonne chatte poilu ! Et manger un kinder bueno! Nique kia ceed! Ma chatte est rasée Je te la lèche quand même! Tres bien! " C'est la pauvre Kia qui me fait rire moi | |||
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"Je voudrais un chambre pour cinq personne si vous plait Only thing I remember from doing French Bonjour Au revoir" A room for 5? Why Jo! | |||
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"Haha realising now all the nonsense that comes out my mouth " We bond over that nonsense | |||
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"Welcome back, I’ve heard a lot about you but never had the pleasure " FTFM, it seems typing doesn’t improve with age | |||
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"Thank you all " Well well well Welcome back sir - have a Bueno | |||
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"sounds like the bearded one is a popular chapie" He is,he's the best man on here now he's back | |||
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