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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

.... but I'm having a bloody giggle with google translate and a fabulous and bearded Frenchman

Let's have a thread in French for him to enjoy!

Bonjour mon amour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take no notice of that git he was in wrexham far too long so he thinks he'a french but its just welsh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Franchement tout ce que je veux c'est baiser une bonne chatte poilu !

Et manger un kinder bueno!

Nique kia ceed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take no notice of that git he was in wrexham far too long so he thinks he'a french but its just welsh "

I am actually chinese !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take no notice of that git he was in wrexham far too long so he thinks he'a french but its just welsh

I am actually chinese ! "

Your a paininmyarseese!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Franchement tout ce que je veux c'est baiser une bonne chatte poilu !

Et manger un kinder bueno!

Nique kia ceed! "

Ma chatte est rasée

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Take no notice of that git he was in wrexham far too long so he thinks he'a french but its just welsh "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take no notice of that git he was in wrexham far too long so he thinks he'a french but its just welsh

I am actually chinese !

Your a paininmyarseese!!! "

I am proctologist so come I'll fix you !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Franchement tout ce que je veux c'est baiser une bonne chatte poilu !

Et manger un kinder bueno!

Nique kia ceed!

Ma chatte est rasée "

Je te la lèche quand même!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Can't Speak French - Girls Aloud

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuPL_Bgmvvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm .....

Le Table

Croissant

Manger le minge

Pret manger

Manger le table

I is proper well French though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Franchement tout ce que je veux c'est baiser une bonne chatte poilu !

Et manger un kinder bueno!

Nique kia ceed!

Ma chatte est rasée

Je te la lèche quand même! "

Tres bien!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take no notice of that git he was in wrexham far too long so he thinks he'a french but its just welsh

I am actually chinese !

Your a paininmyarseese!!!

I am proctologist so come I'll fix you ! "

Ah mon chéri vous pouvez jouer avec mon cul n'importe quel jour x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Mangetout kitty mangetout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They dont understand english in france, we we lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mangetout kitty mangetout"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Avez vous un cuppa

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pbvq-kZMWIA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only French I know - oust et le bibliotheque? (probably spelt wrong )

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Is this the French clique or can anyone join in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only French I know - oust et le bibliotheque? (probably spelt wrong ) "

Have you been watching eddie izzard stand ups?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Only French I know - oust et le bibliotheque? (probably spelt wrong ) "

Pmsl yes but that just makes it funnier

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Watch a few allo allo episodes and talk like Officer Crabtree "hole hotler"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only French I know - oust et le bibliotheque? (probably spelt wrong )

Have you been watching eddie izzard stand ups?"

I do love Eddie izzard but no - I did gcse French and it's the only thing I remember . Probably why it's the only one I failed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Putain de merde! J'ai oublié plus de Français que je me souviens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only French I know - oust et le bibliotheque? (probably spelt wrong )

Have you been watching eddie izzard stand ups?

I do love Eddie izzard but no - I did gcse French and it's the only thing I remember . Probably why it's the only one I failed "

Ahhh.. i just know he does a sketch and thats in there along with, 'le souris dans le table' i may have to go put it on now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only French I know - oust et le bibliotheque? (probably spelt wrong )

Have you been watching eddie izzard stand ups?

I do love Eddie izzard but no - I did gcse French and it's the only thing I remember . Probably why it's the only one I failed

Ahhh.. i just know he does a sketch and thats in there along with, 'le souris dans le table' i may have to go put it on now "

My favourite is the cat behind the sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only French I know - oust et le bibliotheque? (probably spelt wrong )

Have you been watching eddie izzard stand ups?

I do love Eddie izzard but no - I did gcse French and it's the only thing I remember . Probably why it's the only one I failed

Ahhh.. i just know he does a sketch and thats in there along with, 'le souris dans le table' i may have to go put it on now

My favourite is the cat behind the sofa "

I can only do le chat est sur le chaise can never remember behind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Voulez vou cusher Avec moi. I dunno if that's how you spell it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baguette

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Je ne comprende pas. En Anglais sil te plait?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Brie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Voulez vou cusher Avec moi. I dunno if that's how you spell it."

.. vous coucher....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty cosmopolitan, having traveled the world serving the Queen.

Here's a few key phrases I've picked up that ease you into any culture or none English speaking countries society flawlessly.

Hong Kong; OI BRUCE! MORE BEER PLEASE.

Kenya; JAMBO, NOW GET US SOME MORE BEER PLEASE

France, Belgium or luxomberg; OI GARÇON MORE BEER OVER HERE PLEASE

Cyprus; OI STAVROS, MORE BEER OVER HERE PLEASE

USA; HEY BUDDY! MORE BEER OVER HERE. YEH A JUG EACH PLEASE.

Belize; YOUO GETTO MEO MOREO BEEREO

Wales; BOYO, MORE BEER IN ENGLISH.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh hang on nearly forgot in German

OI HIMMLER MORE BEER OVER HERE PLEASE, AN HURRY UP OR WERE GONNA BOMB YOU AGAIN

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I'm pretty cosmopolitan, having traveled the world serving the Queen.

Here's a few key phrases I've picked up that ease you into any culture or none English speaking countries society flawlessly.

Hong Kong; OI BRUCE! MORE BEER PLEASE.

Kenya; JAMBO, NOW GET US SOME MORE BEER PLEASE

France, Belgium or luxomberg; OI GARÇON MORE BEER OVER HERE PLEASE

Cyprus; OI STAVROS, MORE BEER OVER HERE PLEASE

USA; HEY BUDDY! MORE BEER OVER HERE. YEH A JUG EACH PLEASE.

Belize; YOUO GETTO MEO MOREO BEEREO

Wales; BOYO, MORE BEER IN ENGLISH.

"

Nearly spat ma beer out then bruv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm pretty cosmopolitan, having traveled the world serving the Queen.

Here's a few key phrases I've picked up that ease you into any culture or none English speaking countries society flawlessly.

Hong Kong; OI BRUCE! MORE BEER PLEASE.

Kenya; JAMBO, NOW GET US SOME MORE BEER PLEASE

France, Belgium or luxomberg; OI GARÇON MORE BEER OVER HERE PLEASE

Cyprus; OI STAVROS, MORE BEER OVER HERE PLEASE

USA; HEY BUDDY! MORE BEER OVER HERE. YEH A JUG EACH PLEASE.

Belize; YOUO GETTO MEO MOREO BEEREO

Wales; BOYO, MORE BEER IN ENGLISH.

Nearly spat ma beer out then bruv "

Well you know, you have to represent, can't act like a bunch of hooligans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ne pas faire confiance à un homme français avec une barbe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the whole of my French vocabulary haha apologies if it's spelt wrong. It probably doesn't make any sense either but it's just the sentences I know

Bonjour. Comment allez-vous? Je vous remercie beaucoup. Quelle heure est-il? Prenez la première à droite après la bibliothèque. Je voudrais un verre de vin et du chocolat merci. Puis-je enlever mon sommet, s'il vous plaît?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only French I know - oust et le bibliotheque? (probably spelt wrong )

Have you been watching eddie izzard stand ups?

I do love Eddie izzard but no - I did gcse French and it's the only thing I remember . Probably why it's the only one I failed

Ahhh.. i just know he does a sketch and thats in there along with, 'le souris dans le table' i may have to go put it on now "

And "Le singe et dans l'arbre"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"This is the whole of my French vocabulary haha apologies if it's spelt wrong. It probably doesn't make any sense either but it's just the sentences I know

Bonjour. Comment allez-vous? Je vous remercie beaucoup. Quelle heure est-il? Prenez la première à droite après la bibliothèque. Je voudrais un verre de vin et du chocolat merci. Puis-je enlever mon sommet, s'il vous plaît? "

Not much use if ya car breaks down on the Boulevard Périphérique though is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is the whole of my French vocabulary haha apologies if it's spelt wrong. It probably doesn't make any sense either but it's just the sentences I know

Bonjour. Comment allez-vous? Je vous remercie beaucoup. Quelle heure est-il? Prenez la première à droite après la bibliothèque. Je voudrais un verre de vin et du chocolat merci. Puis-je enlever mon sommet, s'il vous plaît?

Not much use if ya car breaks down on the Boulevard Périphérique though is it "

I got this one 'OI GARÇON BREAKY DOWNY'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brie"

Your brie... my baguette... yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only French I know - oust et le bibliotheque? (probably spelt wrong )

Have you been watching eddie izzard stand ups?

I do love Eddie izzard but no - I did gcse French and it's the only thing I remember . Probably why it's the only one I failed

Ahhh.. i just know he does a sketch and thats in there along with, 'le souris dans le table' i may have to go put it on now

And "Le singe et dans l'arbre""

im watching it now

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Ok so my very best school girl french learnt fucking years ago.

Excuse the spelling...

Mon date d'naissance et le onze novembre dixneuf cent soixant anse.

My poor thumbs typing that!

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By *adger and foxyCouple
over a year ago

stafford

I carnt speak french

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"Erm .....

Le Table

Croissant

Manger le minge

Pret manger

Manger le table

I is proper well French though "

Qui?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let chien dans la jardin etc la chat dans let biblioteq

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"This is the whole of my French vocabulary haha apologies if it's spelt wrong. It probably doesn't make any sense either but it's just the sentences I know

Bonjour. Comment allez-vous? Je vous remercie beaucoup. Quelle heure est-il? Prenez la première à droite après la bibliothèque. Je voudrais un verre de vin et du chocolat merci. Puis-je enlever mon sommet, s'il vous plaît?

Not much use if ya car breaks down on the Boulevard Périphérique though is it

I got this one 'OI GARÇON BREAKY DOWNY' "

Tu es une lunatic

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By *mojeeCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

I hate the French

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is the whole of my French vocabulary haha apologies if it's spelt wrong. It probably doesn't make any sense either but it's just the sentences I know

Bonjour. Comment allez-vous? Je vous remercie beaucoup. Quelle heure est-il? Prenez la première à droite après la bibliothèque. Je voudrais un verre de vin et du chocolat merci. Puis-je enlever mon sommet, s'il vous plaît?

Not much use if ya car breaks down on the Boulevard Périphérique though is it

I got this one 'OI GARÇON BREAKY DOWNY' "

I'll have to take dark angel with me incase I break down. . He's got it covered!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Brie

Your brie... my baguette... yum"

C'est magnifique jolie dame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bonnet de douche Rodney, bonnet de douche.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For all our wonderful cd/tv's

'Mais pas un travesti typical, je suis un travesti exécutif'

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By *ySweetLadyWoman
over a year ago

London

Je suis une grande femme.

Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir?

Mais n'oubliez pas les préservatifs.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Tell him that he's a

Singe à l'abandon de fromage

He'll be putty in your hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantaisie a merde?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how I wish I could hear saying all those things to me, it would make me cock jeezes on me brogues !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" how I wish I could hear saying all those things to me, it would make me cock jeezes on me brogues ! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Loving all the only fools and Eddie izzard throwbacks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" how I wish I could hear saying all those things to me, it would make me cock jeezes on me brogues ! "

Jizz*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" how I wish I could hear saying all those things to me, it would make me cock jeezes on me brogues !

Jizz*"

I did it on my purspose I knew someone into jizz would correct it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the French clique or can anyone join in? "

Surely it's le clique'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the French clique or can anyone join in?

Surely it's le clique'"

Actually it is female so la* clique

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the French clique or can anyone join in?

Surely it's le clique'

Actually it is female so la* clique "

I prefer verve cliquot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the French clique or can anyone join in?

Surely it's le clique'"

Le clique c'est chic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the French clique or can anyone join in?

Surely it's le clique'

Actually it is female so la* clique

I prefer verve cliquot. "

I prefer Cava

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the French clique or can anyone join in?

Surely it's le clique'

Actually it is female so la* clique

I prefer verve cliquot.

I prefer Corona "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this the French clique or can anyone join in?

Surely it's le clique'

Le clique c'est chic "

Haha love that one !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ou est la piscine - we must have learnt that phrase 100 times !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is this the French clique or can anyone join in?

Surely it's le clique'

Actually it is female so la* clique "

There's another Eddie Izzard line making me giggle....

"It's not female, it's a dessert!" Or something along those lines

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ou est la piscine - we must have learnt that phrase 100 times !

"

Where is the toilet? I knew that one! Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fabuleux échangistes est tellement amusant, les femmes sont vraiment sexy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fabuleux échangistes est tellement amusant, les femmes sont vraiment sexy"

Merci beaucoup

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"Take no notice of that git he was in wrexham far too long so he thinks he'a french but its just welsh "

The bus station is certainly better now he's gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take no notice of that git he was in wrexham far too long so he thinks he'a french but its just welsh

The bus station is certainly better now he's gone "

Haha I had nothing to do with that bus station !!

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold


"Take no notice of that git he was in wrexham far too long so he thinks he'a french but its just welsh

The bus station is certainly better now he's gone

Haha I had nothing to do with that bus station !! "

Got any gear ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take no notice of that git he was in wrexham far too long so he thinks he'a french but its just welsh

The bus station is certainly better now he's gone

Haha I had nothing to do with that bus station !!

Got any gear ? "

I have few rubbers if you need any ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah my petit filous. Tres bon

Some lovely bum pics on this thread gents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take no notice of that git he was in wrexham far too long so he thinks he'a french but its just welsh

The bus station is certainly better now he's gone "

Im not so sure about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Take no notice of that git he was in wrexham far too long so he thinks he'a french but its just welsh

The bus station is certainly better now he's gone

Haha I had nothing to do with that bus station !! "

Lies all lies

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Him - "I think I can scrape together some schoolboy French!"

Ahem... Los sciento Senor, puede repetir mas despatchio por favour?

Yeah, looks about.... wait, hang on... erm.... something not right here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Him - "I think I can scrape together some schoolboy French!"

Ahem... Los sciento Senor, puede repetir mas despatchio por favour?

Yeah, looks about.... wait, hang on... erm.... something not right here? "

Thats a bit spanish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Je voudrais un chambre pour cinq personne si vous plait

Only thing I remember from doing French

Bonjour

Au revoir

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon


"Him - "I think I can scrape together some schoolboy French!"

Ahem... Los sciento Senor, puede repetir mas despatchio por favour?

Yeah, looks about.... wait, hang on... erm.... something not right here?

Thats a bit spanish "

Yeah, its a lot Spanish lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone know any Greek

Tessera ouzo me nero parakalour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bonjour

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"Franchement tout ce que je veux c'est baiser une bonne chatte poilu !

Et manger un kinder bueno!

Nique kia ceed!

Ma chatte est rasée

Je te la lèche quand même!

Tres bien! "

C'est la pauvre Kia qui me fait rire moi

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton


"Je voudrais un chambre pour cinq personne si vous plait

Only thing I remember from doing French

Bonjour

Au revoir"

A room for 5? Why Jo!

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By *rightonfranceMan
over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

Well i live in france so half way there already.. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's back!!!!

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By *eardedProctologistMan
over a year ago

Here and there but more here than there

Haha realising now all the nonsense that comes out my mouth

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Oh let me just check my messages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs! Bon gets changed to bonus by my dictionary!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Oops it's fallen off the page...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Good to see you back anyway!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Welcome back, I’ve heard a lot about you but never had the please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Haha realising now all the nonsense that comes out my mouth "

We bond over that nonsense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hurrah!! Welcome back o'bearded one!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Mangetout. Nice shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bienvenue sur votre retour proctologue barbu

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Welcome back, I’ve heard a lot about you but never had the pleasure "

FTFM, it seems typing doesn’t improve with age

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Zut alors!! Who'd have thunk it!! Welcome back mon ami

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By *eardedProctologistMan
over a year ago

Here and there but more here than there

Thank you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Thank you all "

Well well well

Welcome back sir - have a Bueno

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh great you can post finally x

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By *rightonfranceMan
over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

sounds like the bearded one is a popular chapie

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"sounds like the bearded one is a popular chapie"

He is,he's the best man on here now he's back

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Great taste in shoes and socks - welcome back!

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