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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I love lamp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like to come to a pants party?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They give me the urge to piss

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Lamp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a lamp post but I don't want anyone to piss on it

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Love struck I've fallen for a lamppost given her my utmost

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying it because you saw it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying it because you saw it?"

Not the lamp

Just

Lamp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck your lamp

And the

The er

Lamp you rode in on

I'm so tired someone hug me

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Fuck your lamp

And the

The er

Lamp you rode in on

I'm so tired someone hug me "

hug the lamp, it's lovable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lava lamp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck your lamp

And the

The er

Lamp you rode in on

I'm so tired someone hug me "

Gives a man hug*

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I used to like grabbing hold of a lamppost and swinging round it like a non graceful Gene Kelly but since being on here I have started to realise how much piss they have on them so that little pleasure is gone. As is swinging round a fabber whose lamppost has been well and truly pissed on. For similar reasons.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dogs love a lamp post lol all three pee up it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, that escalated quickly....

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

I'm a lampy (technically) does that count?

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i put 2 lightbulbs in my eyes and shoved my finger in the electrical outlet, now i'm a lamp.

love me!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"i put 2 lightbulbs in my eyes and shoved my finger in the electrical outlet, now i'm a lamp.

love me!!!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I once knocked a lamp over as a kid and burnt my new bedroom carpet

On that day....

I did not love lamp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i put 2 lightbulbs in my eyes and shoved my finger in the electrical outlet, now i'm a lamp.

love me!!!"

You said 'hug the lamp'

Now you are the lamp

So I hug you right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a bit shadey... so I'm a perfect fit for lamps

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"i put 2 lightbulbs in my eyes and shoved my finger in the electrical outlet, now i'm a lamp.

love me!!!

You said 'hug the lamp'

Now you are the lamp

So I hug you right?"

i am a huggable lamp, so yes.

although my eyelashes and eyebrows are slightly singed right now and might smell a bit 'burny'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i put 2 lightbulbs in my eyes and shoved my finger in the electrical outlet, now i'm a lamp.

love me!!!

You said 'hug the lamp'

Now you are the lamp

So I hug you right?

i am a huggable lamp, so yes.

although my eyelashes and eyebrows are slightly singed right now and might smell a bit 'burny'."

Meh details

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"i put 2 lightbulbs in my eyes and shoved my finger in the electrical outlet, now i'm a lamp.

love me!!!

You said 'hug the lamp'

Now you are the lamp

So I hug you right?

i am a huggable lamp, so yes.

although my eyelashes and eyebrows are slightly singed right now and might smell a bit 'burny'.

Meh details

aw, i like you.

*does a little wee*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i put 2 lightbulbs in my eyes and shoved my finger in the electrical outlet, now i'm a lamp.

love me!!!

You said 'hug the lamp'

Now you are the lamp

So I hug you right?

i am a huggable lamp, so yes.

although my eyelashes and eyebrows are slightly singed right now and might smell a bit 'burny'.

Meh details

aw, i like you.

*does a little wee*"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love lamp

J0hnny loves lamp

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I love lamp

J0hnny loves lamp"

I would love J0hnny to piss on my lamp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love lamp

J0hnny loves lamp

I would love J0hnny to piss on my lamp"

J0hnny nods. He'd lamp you one.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?

Is it plugged in?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I love lamp

J0hnny loves lamp

I would love J0hnny to piss on my lamp

J0hnny nods. He'd lamp you one."

Sexy

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?

nothing. if you don't plus it in. if you plug it in after it's dried i think your toaster will stink of piss (and any toast you put in it), if it's wet the toaster will probably fuse.

learned, via my kids, that washing powder wrecks toasters also.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?

Is it plugged in?"

Yes

(Bread inserted is optional)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the actual friggety fuck are you all on tonight!!!

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"What the actual friggety fuck are you all on tonight!!!

i haven't had sex for ages. it's more fun this site when you don't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What the actual friggety fuck are you all on tonight!!!

I can't see the problem

You obviously don't own a lamp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?

Is it plugged in?

Yes

(Bread inserted is optional)"

Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I think I'm to sober,you people seen more crazy than normal tonight. I fear I may be the only sane person here and trust me my sanity went a long time ago!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Fuck your lamp

And the

The er

Lamp you rode in on

I'm so tired someone hug me "

Hugs

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"What the actual friggety fuck are you all on tonight!!!

Lamp juice

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"What the actual friggety fuck are you all on tonight!!!

Lamp juice "

Mmmmmm lamp juice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?

Is it plugged in?

Yes

(Bread inserted is optional)

Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer

Ok so now we've solved the conundrum.

Let's say someone sticks their finger in the stream of piss....would they also be electrocuted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the actual friggety fuck are you all on tonight!!!

i haven't had sex for ages. it's more fun this site when you don't.

I haven't had any for a month!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"I think I'm to sober,you people seen more crazy than normal tonight. I fear I may be the only sane person here and trust me my sanity went a long time ago!

I'm super sane and I don't drink

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"What the actual friggety fuck are you all on tonight!!!

i haven't had sex for ages. it's more fun this site when you don't.

I haven't had any for a month!

Yesterday *weeps*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?

Is it plugged in?

Yes

(Bread inserted is optional)

Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer

Ok so now we've solved the conundrum.

Let's say someone sticks their finger in the stream of piss....would they also be electrocuted

I think we need some volunteers.. who dont we like that we could electrocute

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"What the actual friggety fuck are you all on tonight!!!

i haven't had sex for ages. it's more fun this site when you don't.

I haven't had any for a month!

mine is longer than that i think, dunno. sometimes i forget guys and that i've had sex with them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love lamp

Can I rub it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?

Is it plugged in?

Yes

(Bread inserted is optional)

Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer

Ok so now we've solved the conundrum.

Let's say someone sticks their finger in the stream of piss....would they also be electrocuted

I think we need some volunteers.. who dont we like that we could electrocute

Well 3sum queen was on about sticking bulbs in her eyes and fingering a plug socket earlier so I'm sure she'd be up for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love lamp

Can I rub it?

Sure but be warned.

It's like potassium in water when you touch it......

volatile and will go off very quickly.

P.s I've just realised who you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the actual friggety fuck are you all on tonight!!!

i haven't had sex for ages. it's more fun this site when you don't.

I haven't had any for a month!

mine is longer than that i think, dunno. sometimes i forget guys and that i've had sex with them.

I know exactly when it was, it was memorable.

Is it a full moon or something?

Heatstroke?

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?

Is it plugged in?

Yes

(Bread inserted is optional)

Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer

Ok so now we've solved the conundrum.

Let's say someone sticks their finger in the stream of piss....would they also be electrocuted

I think we need some volunteers.. who dont we like that we could electrocute

Well 3sum queen was on about sticking bulbs in her eyes and fingering a plug socket earlier so I'm sure she'd be up for it "

it's against the lamp regulations of 1669 for me to become involved with a toaster. yes there is segregation of appliances still in this day and age.

so i can't do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck your lamp

And the

The er

Lamp you rode in on

I'm so tired someone hug me

Hugs

Yay - they are nice hugs

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Fuck your lamp

And the

The er

Lamp you rode in on

I'm so tired someone hug me

Hugs

Yay - they are nice hugs "

So are yours

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"What the actual friggety fuck are you all on tonight!!!

i haven't had sex for ages. it's more fun this site when you don't.

I haven't had any for a month!

mine is longer than that i think, dunno. sometimes i forget guys and that i've had sex with them.

I know exactly when it was, it was memorable.

Is it a full moon or something?

Heatstroke? "

i fuck too many guys and acknowledge that.

for me the longer i stay away from men trying to get in my pants the happier i become. no idea why.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Oh no, that's LPP

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What the actual friggety fuck are you all on tonight!!!

i haven't had sex for ages. it's more fun this site when you don't.

I haven't had any for a month!

mine is longer than that i think, dunno. sometimes i forget guys and that i've had sex with them.

I know exactly when it was, it was memorable.

Is it a full moon or something?

Heatstroke?

i fuck too many guys and acknowledge that.

for me the longer i stay away from men trying to get in my pants the happier i become. no idea why.

You could wear crotchless, technically they aren't "in" your pants then

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"What the actual friggety fuck are you all on tonight!!!

i haven't had sex for ages. it's more fun this site when you don't.

I haven't had any for a month!

mine is longer than that i think, dunno. sometimes i forget guys and that i've had sex with them.

I know exactly when it was, it was memorable.

Is it a full moon or something?

Heatstroke?

i fuck too many guys and acknowledge that.

for me the longer i stay away from men trying to get in my pants the happier i become. no idea why.

You could wear crotchless, technically they aren't "in" your pants then "

if i do wear pants i wear those.

just realised i never wear them unless i have to. wonder why i say in my pants when i never wear them hardly?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the actual friggety fuck are you all on tonight!!!

i haven't had sex for ages. it's more fun this site when you don't.

I haven't had any for a month!

mine is longer than that i think, dunno. sometimes i forget guys and that i've had sex with them.

I know exactly when it was, it was memorable.

Is it a full moon or something?

Heatstroke?

i fuck too many guys and acknowledge that.

for me the longer i stay away from men trying to get in my pants the happier i become. no idea why.

You could wear crotchless, technically they aren't "in" your pants then

if i do wear pants i wear those.

just realised i never wear them unless i have to. wonder why i say in my pants when i never wear them hardly?"
I didn't mean you personally and heaven knows I wouldn't judge someone on how many guys they fuck.

Interesting that You think you fuck too many and would be happier with less? Food for thought but maybe quality over quantity might be an option? x

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"What the actual friggety fuck are you all on tonight!!!

i haven't had sex for ages. it's more fun this site when you don't.

I haven't had any for a month!

mine is longer than that i think, dunno. sometimes i forget guys and that i've had sex with them.

I know exactly when it was, it was memorable.

Is it a full moon or something?

Heatstroke?

i fuck too many guys and acknowledge that.

for me the longer i stay away from men trying to get in my pants the happier i become. no idea why.

You could wear crotchless, technically they aren't "in" your pants then

if i do wear pants i wear those.

just realised i never wear them unless i have to. wonder why i say in my pants when i never wear them hardly?I didn't mean you personally and heaven knows I wouldn't judge someone on how many guys they fuck.

Interesting that You think you fuck too many and would be happier with less? Food for thought but maybe quality over quantity might be an option? x"

always been happier with less, so long as the guy also has a high sex drive. yeah.

think i'm just happier not being used and using others also.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i didn't feel judged either.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Mine's been upgraded to an led bulb

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?

Is it plugged in?

Yes

(Bread inserted is optional)

Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer

Ok so now we've solved the conundrum.

Let's say someone sticks their finger in the stream of piss....would they also be electrocuted

I think we need some volunteers.. who dont we like that we could electrocute

Well 3sum queen was on about sticking bulbs in her eyes and fingering a plug socket earlier so I'm sure she'd be up for it

it's against the lamp regulations of 1669 for me to become involved with a toaster. yes there is segregation of appliances still in this day and age.

so i can't do it."

I'll step in and take the heat

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?

Is it plugged in?

Yes

(Bread inserted is optional)

Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer

Ok so now we've solved the conundrum.

Let's say someone sticks their finger in the stream of piss....would they also be electrocuted

I think we need some volunteers.. who dont we like that we could electrocute

Well 3sum queen was on about sticking bulbs in her eyes and fingering a plug socket earlier so I'm sure she'd be up for it

it's against the lamp regulations of 1669 for me to become involved with a toaster. yes there is segregation of appliances still in this day and age.

so i can't do it.

I'll step in and take the heat

good luck.

don't tell the kitchen appliances convention. if they know you've been fraternizing with toasters and lamps you'll get in trouble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?

Is it plugged in?

Yes

(Bread inserted is optional)

Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer

Ok so now we've solved the conundrum.

Let's say someone sticks their finger in the stream of piss....would they also be electrocuted

I think we need some volunteers.. who dont we like that we could electrocute

Well 3sum queen was on about sticking bulbs in her eyes and fingering a plug socket earlier so I'm sure she'd be up for it "

Noooo ones we dont like!!!! 3sum would be missed if it went wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lamp

I'd lamp ya one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"J0hnny loves lamp"

I've got their second album somewhere.

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?

Is it plugged in?

Yes

(Bread inserted is optional)

Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer

Ok so now we've solved the conundrum.

Let's say someone sticks their finger in the stream of piss....would they also be electrocuted

I think we need some volunteers.. who dont we like that we could electrocute

Well 3sum queen was on about sticking bulbs in her eyes and fingering a plug socket earlier so I'm sure she'd be up for it

it's against the lamp regulations of 1669 for me to become involved with a toaster. yes there is segregation of appliances still in this day and age.

so i can't do it.

I'll step in and take the heat

good luck.

don't tell the kitchen appliances convention. if they know you've been fraternizing with toasters and lamps you'll get in trouble."

My middle name is trouble

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?

Is it plugged in?

Yes

(Bread inserted is optional)

Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer

Ok so now we've solved the conundrum.

Let's say someone sticks their finger in the stream of piss....would they also be electrocuted

I think we need some volunteers.. who dont we like that we could electrocute

Well 3sum queen was on about sticking bulbs in her eyes and fingering a plug socket earlier so I'm sure she'd be up for it

it's against the lamp regulations of 1669 for me to become involved with a toaster. yes there is segregation of appliances still in this day and age.

so i can't do it.

I'll step in and take the heat

good luck.

don't tell the kitchen appliances convention. if they know you've been fraternizing with toasters and lamps you'll get in trouble.

My middle name is trouble

if it's microwave oven then you'll be executed.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?

Is it plugged in?

Yes

(Bread inserted is optional)

Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer

Ok so now we've solved the conundrum.

Let's say someone sticks their finger in the stream of piss....would they also be electrocuted

I think we need some volunteers.. who dont we like that we could electrocute

Well 3sum queen was on about sticking bulbs in her eyes and fingering a plug socket earlier so I'm sure she'd be up for it

Noooo ones we dont like!!!! 3sum would be missed if it went wrong "

thank you for pissing on my post.

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?

Is it plugged in?

Yes

(Bread inserted is optional)

Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer

Ok so now we've solved the conundrum.

Let's say someone sticks their finger in the stream of piss....would they also be electrocuted

I think we need some volunteers.. who dont we like that we could electrocute

Well 3sum queen was on about sticking bulbs in her eyes and fingering a plug socket earlier so I'm sure she'd be up for it

it's against the lamp regulations of 1669 for me to become involved with a toaster. yes there is segregation of appliances still in this day and age.

so i can't do it.

I'll step in and take the heat

good luck.

don't tell the kitchen appliances convention. if they know you've been fraternizing with toasters and lamps you'll get in trouble.

My middle name is trouble

if it's microwave oven then you'll be executed.

Ok, wide birth on the microwave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?

Is it plugged in?

Yes

(Bread inserted is optional)

Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer

Ok so now we've solved the conundrum.

Let's say someone sticks their finger in the stream of piss....would they also be electrocuted

I think we need some volunteers.. who dont we like that we could electrocute

Well 3sum queen was on about sticking bulbs in her eyes and fingering a plug socket earlier so I'm sure she'd be up for it

Noooo ones we dont like!!!! 3sum would be missed if it went wrong

thank you for pissing on my post.

I sprayed it like a motherfucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"J0hnny loves lamp

I've got their second album somewhere."

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?

Is it plugged in?

Yes

(Bread inserted is optional)

Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer

Ok so now we've solved the conundrum.

Let's say someone sticks their finger in the stream of piss....would they also be electrocuted

I think we need some volunteers.. who dont we like that we could electrocute

Well 3sum queen was on about sticking bulbs in her eyes and fingering a plug socket earlier so I'm sure she'd be up for it

it's against the lamp regulations of 1669 for me to become involved with a toaster. yes there is segregation of appliances still in this day and age.

so i can't do it.

I'll step in and take the heat

good luck.

don't tell the kitchen appliances convention. if they know you've been fraternizing with toasters and lamps you'll get in trouble.

My middle name is trouble

if it's microwave oven then you'll be executed.

Ok, wide birth on the microwave

i like how you just fitted into my silly fantasy appliance scenario and don't give a shit.

yeah i am pissing on you.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?

Is it plugged in?

Yes

(Bread inserted is optional)

Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer

Ok so now we've solved the conundrum.

Let's say someone sticks their finger in the stream of piss....would they also be electrocuted

I think we need some volunteers.. who dont we like that we could electrocute

Well 3sum queen was on about sticking bulbs in her eyes and fingering a plug socket earlier so I'm sure she'd be up for it

Noooo ones we dont like!!!! 3sum would be missed if it went wrong

thank you for pissing on my post.

I sprayed it like a motherfucker

and thanks for not killing me off like.

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over a year ago

"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?

Is it plugged in?

Yes

(Bread inserted is optional)

Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer

Ok so now we've solved the conundrum.

Let's say someone sticks their finger in the stream of piss....would they also be electrocuted

I think we need some volunteers.. who dont we like that we could electrocute

Well 3sum queen was on about sticking bulbs in her eyes and fingering a plug socket earlier so I'm sure she'd be up for it

Noooo ones we dont like!!!! 3sum would be missed if it went wrong

thank you for pissing on my post.

I sprayed it like a motherfucker

and thanks for not killing me off like.

Well come on if i was going to do it is use my fangs not a toaster

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

"Think I asked in another thread, what would happen if you pissed on a toaster?

Is it plugged in?

Yes

(Bread inserted is optional)

Im gonna hazard a guess but electrocuted might be the answer

Ok so now we've solved the conundrum.

Let's say someone sticks their finger in the stream of piss....would they also be electrocuted

I think we need some volunteers.. who dont we like that we could electrocute

Well 3sum queen was on about sticking bulbs in her eyes and fingering a plug socket earlier so I'm sure she'd be up for it

it's against the lamp regulations of 1669 for me to become involved with a toaster. yes there is segregation of appliances still in this day and age.

so i can't do it.

I'll step in and take the heat

good luck.

don't tell the kitchen appliances convention. if they know you've been fraternizing with toasters and lamps you'll get in trouble.

My middle name is trouble

if it's microwave oven then you'll be executed.

Ok, wide birth on the microwave

i like how you just fitted into my silly fantasy appliance scenario and don't give a shit.

yeah i am pissing on you.

Pissed on

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over a year ago

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the more people i piss on the less likely i am to die in a forum topic. it's all good.

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