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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Two guarantees in life.

1. When you call yer local takeaway to find out where dafuq your delivery is, the guy will say 'the drivers just left wi it'

2. When said delivery does arrive yer cans of ginger or the poppadoms will be missing.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

You forgot everyone will die.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You forgot everyone will die."

True, and most will never live.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the chow mein will be cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only happens when going through a drive thru McDonald's and you order loads of food and get home and discover its not all there ....and sometimes you get far to much ...which is even better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only happens when going through a drive thru McDonald's and you order loads of food and get home and discover its not all there ....and sometimes you get far to much ...which is even better "

Or they forget to put in curry sauce fs

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

My mam works at my fave local take away so my orders get priority

It's not what you know it's who you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mam works at my fave local take away so my orders get priority

It's not what you know it's who you know "

Lol

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Change your takeaway man! Mine is great.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Change your takeaway man! Mine is great."

That's cause you have tits.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Change your takeaway man! Mine is great.

That's cause you have tits. "

Barely

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Change your takeaway man! Mine is great.

That's cause you have tits.

Barely "

Midgie bites wi big nips eh.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only happens when going through a drive thru McDonald's and you order loads of food and get home and discover its not all there ....and sometimes you get far to much ...which is even better

Or they forget to put in curry sauce fs "

That to

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Change your takeaway man! Mine is great.

That's cause you have tits.

Barely

Midgie bites wi big nips eh..... "

No,midgie bites with small nips

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Change your takeaway man! Mine is great.

That's cause you have tits.

Barely

Midgie bites wi big nips eh.....

No,midgie bites with small nips "

Lol, don't believe you, shows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget the, owning the same motorbike for 7 years and it never once didn't start.

Then you engross in conversation with a female who wants a ride (on the bike) you go meet her and once you're there and she's on the back and it don't start

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Don't forget the, owning the same motorbike for 7 years and it never once didn't start.

Then you engross in conversation with a female who wants a ride (on the bike) you go meet her and once you're there and she's on the back and it don't start "

Sods law.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Change your takeaway man! Mine is great.

That's cause you have tits.

Barely

Midgie bites wi big nips eh.....

No,midgie bites with small nips

Lol, don't believe you, shows "

No that would be rude and unladylike

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Change your takeaway man! Mine is great.

That's cause you have tits.

Barely

Midgie bites wi big nips eh.....

No,midgie bites with small nips

Lol, don't believe you, shows

No that would be rude and unladylike "

Get the midgie bites oot fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You order ginger beer with a curry?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Change your takeaway man! Mine is great.

That's cause you have tits.

Barely

Midgie bites wi big nips eh.....

No,midgie bites with small nips

Lol, don't believe you, shows

No that would be rude and unladylike

Get the midgie bites oot fs "

Naw

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You order ginger beer with a curry?"

Aye ginger beers okay, prefer a pint wi it though, curry and a bevy, stone stuff fs.

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