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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just watching a cure for fishy fanny on the telly now who thinks they invent the names on a whim. Bacterial vaginosis for fucks sakes - I find squatting over a BBQ always gives me that smokey mysterious odour that hides the kippery smell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As sweet as honey me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"As sweet as honey me "

Isnt douching in honey a bit messy and we have heard of sticky knickers but thats ridiculous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blame the shortage of bees .... douching is an unnecessary nonsense started in america, it must be true I heard it on loose women lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As sweet as honey me "

You look it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As sweet as honey me

You look it too "

roy is in full flirting mode, must be needing a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As sweet as honey me

You look it too

roy is in full flirting mode, must be needing a shag "

Aggggghhhh that woman again!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As sweet as honey me

You look it too

roy is in full flirting mode, must be needing a shag "

What again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or was that you volunteering?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As sweet as honey me

You look it too

roy is in full flirting mode, must be needing a shag

What again? "

Off in dreamland.............

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Or was that you volunteering????? "

think the thought of fishy/honey fanny batter gets hime going - takes all sorts!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As sweet as honey me

You look it too

roy is in full flirting mode, must be needing a shag

Aggggghhhh that woman again!!!!!!"

yeah its me again....the bane of your life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As sweet as honey me

You look it too

roy is in full flirting mode, must be needing a shag

What again?

Off in dreamland............. "

gonna need a brolly roy

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Blame the shortage of bees .... douching is an unnecessary nonsense started in america, it must be true I heard it on loose women lol"

Douching the front bottom is actually bad for you. Because it's nicely warm and wet, it is the perfect breeding ground for all sorts of nasties. The nasties are controlled by good breedy things. Douching the front bottom washes away all the good breedy things and leaves a clear breeding ground for the nasties.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blame the shortage of bees .... douching is an unnecessary nonsense started in america, it must be true I heard it on loose women lol

Douching the front bottom is actually bad for you. Because it's nicely warm and wet, it is the perfect breeding ground for all sorts of nasties. The nasties are controlled by good breedy things. Douching the front bottom washes away all the good breedy things and leaves a clear breeding ground for the nasties."

pwhoooooooar can smell u from here innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blame the shortage of bees .... douching is an unnecessary nonsense started in america, it must be true I heard it on loose women lol

Douching the front bottom is actually bad for you. Because it's nicely warm and wet, it is the perfect breeding ground for all sorts of nasties. The nasties are controlled by good breedy things. Douching the front bottom washes away all the good breedy things and leaves a clear breeding ground for the nasties."

*what polo said*

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Blame the shortage of bees .... douching is an unnecessary nonsense started in america, it must be true I heard it on loose women lol

Douching the front bottom is actually bad for you. Because it's nicely warm and wet, it is the perfect breeding ground for all sorts of nasties. The nasties are controlled by good breedy things. Douching the front bottom washes away all the good breedy things and leaves a clear breeding ground for the nasties.

pwhoooooooar can smell u from here innit"

We tend to first smell what is under our own nose

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blame the shortage of bees .... douching is an unnecessary nonsense started in america, it must be true I heard it on loose women lol

Douching the front bottom is actually bad for you. Because it's nicely warm and wet, it is the perfect breeding ground for all sorts of nasties. The nasties are controlled by good breedy things. Douching the front bottom washes away all the good breedy things and leaves a clear breeding ground for the nasties.

pwhoooooooar can smell u from here innit

We tend to first smell what is under our own nose "

lol hope you have a clip

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Blame the shortage of bees .... douching is an unnecessary nonsense started in america, it must be true I heard it on loose women lol

Douching the front bottom is actually bad for you. Because it's nicely warm and wet, it is the perfect breeding ground for all sorts of nasties. The nasties are controlled by good breedy things. Douching the front bottom washes away all the good breedy things and leaves a clear breeding ground for the nasties.

pwhoooooooar can smell u from here innit

We tend to first smell what is under our own nose

lol hope you have a clip"

Why? Are you inviting me round later?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blame the shortage of bees .... douching is an unnecessary nonsense started in america, it must be true I heard it on loose women lol

Douching the front bottom is actually bad for you. Because it's nicely warm and wet, it is the perfect breeding ground for all sorts of nasties. The nasties are controlled by good breedy things. Douching the front bottom washes away all the good breedy things and leaves a clear breeding ground for the nasties.

pwhoooooooar can smell u from here innit

We tend to first smell what is under our own nose

lol hope you have a clip"

What's that about a fox smelling it's own?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blame the shortage of bees .... douching is an unnecessary nonsense started in america, it must be true I heard it on loose women lol

Douching the front bottom is actually bad for you. Because it's nicely warm and wet, it is the perfect breeding ground for all sorts of nasties. The nasties are controlled by good breedy things. Douching the front bottom washes away all the good breedy things and leaves a clear breeding ground for the nasties."

and douching (shoving the shower hose up yer arse) your back bottom washes away all the bad hard lumps of pooh that you dont want to see on the end of your swinging partners cock....haha!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As sweet as honey me

You look it too

roy is in full flirting mode, must be needing a shag

What again?

Off in dreamland.............

gonna need a brolly roy "

Will you join me under it Debs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As sweet as honey me

You look it too

roy is in full flirting mode, must be needing a shag

What again?

Off in dreamland.............

gonna need a brolly roy

Will you join me under it Debs? "

oh chuffing hell he is off again.

now listen here to ya Mother royston....I told yer only to play with good girls who go to Sunday school

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Blame the shortage of bees .... douching is an unnecessary nonsense started in america, it must be true I heard it on loose women lol

Douching the front bottom is actually bad for you. Because it's nicely warm and wet, it is the perfect breeding ground for all sorts of nasties. The nasties are controlled by good breedy things. Douching the front bottom washes away all the good breedy things and leaves a clear breeding ground for the nasties.

and douching (shoving the shower hose up yer arse) your back bottom washes away all the bad hard lumps of pooh that you dont want to see on the end of your swinging partners cock....haha!!"

Have you tried glycerin suppositories?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blame the shortage of bees .... douching is an unnecessary nonsense started in america, it must be true I heard it on loose women lol

Douching the front bottom is actually bad for you. Because it's nicely warm and wet, it is the perfect breeding ground for all sorts of nasties. The nasties are controlled by good breedy things. Douching the front bottom washes away all the good breedy things and leaves a clear breeding ground for the nasties.

and douching (shoving the shower hose up yer arse) your back bottom washes away all the bad hard lumps of pooh that you dont want to see on the end of your swinging partners cock....haha!!

Have you tried glycerin suppositories? "

ooooher does that act like a laxitive and give yer the trotts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As sweet as honey me

You look it too

roy is in full flirting mode, must be needing a shag

What again?

Off in dreamland.............

gonna need a brolly roy

Will you join me under it Debs? "

Bad girls do roy and as the late mj said ... I'm bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As sweet as honey me

You look it too

roy is in full flirting mode, must be needing a shag

What again?

Off in dreamland.............

gonna need a brolly roy

Will you join me under it Debs?

Bad girls do roy and as the late mj said ... I'm bad "

Shumon

(or however he used to say it lol)

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Blame the shortage of bees .... douching is an unnecessary nonsense started in america, it must be true I heard it on loose women lol

Douching the front bottom is actually bad for you. Because it's nicely warm and wet, it is the perfect breeding ground for all sorts of nasties. The nasties are controlled by good breedy things. Douching the front bottom washes away all the good breedy things and leaves a clear breeding ground for the nasties.

and douching (shoving the shower hose up yer arse) your back bottom washes away all the bad hard lumps of pooh that you dont want to see on the end of your swinging partners cock....haha!!

Have you tried glycerin suppositories?

ooooher does that act like a laxitive and give yer the trotts "

Nope. If you have anything hanging around waiting to be dumped but not ready to be despatched yet... it just makes you want to go and clears the despatch area. No runny stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blame the shortage of bees .... douching is an unnecessary nonsense started in america, it must be true I heard it on loose women lol

Douching the front bottom is actually bad for you. Because it's nicely warm and wet, it is the perfect breeding ground for all sorts of nasties. The nasties are controlled by good breedy things. Douching the front bottom washes away all the good breedy things and leaves a clear breeding ground for the nasties.

and douching (shoving the shower hose up yer arse) your back bottom washes away all the bad hard lumps of pooh that you dont want to see on the end of your swinging partners cock....haha!!

Have you tried glycerin suppositories?

ooooher does that act like a laxitive and give yer the trotts

Nope. If you have anything hanging around waiting to be dumped but not ready to be despatched yet... it just makes you want to go and clears the despatch area. No runny stuff."

yeah but does this glycerine suppository make your hair shine

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Blame the shortage of bees .... douching is an unnecessary nonsense started in america, it must be true I heard it on loose women lol

Douching the front bottom is actually bad for you. Because it's nicely warm and wet, it is the perfect breeding ground for all sorts of nasties. The nasties are controlled by good breedy things. Douching the front bottom washes away all the good breedy things and leaves a clear breeding ground for the nasties.

and douching (shoving the shower hose up yer arse) your back bottom washes away all the bad hard lumps of pooh that you dont want to see on the end of your swinging partners cock....haha!!

Have you tried glycerin suppositories?

ooooher does that act like a laxitive and give yer the trotts

Nope. If you have anything hanging around waiting to be dumped but not ready to be despatched yet... it just makes you want to go and clears the despatch area. No runny stuff.

yeah but does this glycerine suppository make your hair shine "

Only if you are pooing fur balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blame the shortage of bees .... douching is an unnecessary nonsense started in america, it must be true I heard it on loose women lol

Douching the front bottom is actually bad for you. Because it's nicely warm and wet, it is the perfect breeding ground for all sorts of nasties. The nasties are controlled by good breedy things. Douching the front bottom washes away all the good breedy things and leaves a clear breeding ground for the nasties.

and douching (shoving the shower hose up yer arse) your back bottom washes away all the bad hard lumps of pooh that you dont want to see on the end of your swinging partners cock....haha!!

Have you tried glycerin suppositories?

ooooher does that act like a laxitive and give yer the trotts

Nope. If you have anything hanging around waiting to be dumped but not ready to be despatched yet... it just makes you want to go and clears the despatch area. No runny stuff.

yeah but does this glycerine suppository make your hair shine

Only if you are pooing fur balls "

well with the amount of pussies i have eaten over the time, suppose i must shit the odd fur ball now and again. so you reckon now they would come out with a shine. suppose there could be some form of recycling idea in that hun

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By *imfromGlasgowMan
over a year ago

er...guess


"Just watching a cure for fishy fanny on the telly now who thinks they invent the names on a whim. Bacterial vaginosis for fucks sakes - I find squatting over a BBQ always gives me that smokey mysterious odour that hides the kippery smell."

Cures for 'fishy fanny' have been around for years - usually Metronidazole. Was this something new or perhaps a herbal/ homeopathic 'cure'?

As for making stuff up - what about Bifidus Digestivum and Bifidus Regularis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just watching a cure for fishy fanny on the telly now who thinks they invent the names on a whim. Bacterial vaginosis for fucks sakes - I find squatting over a BBQ always gives me that smokey mysterious odour that hides the kippery smell.

Cures for 'fishy fanny' have been around for years - usually Metronidazole. Was this something new or perhaps a herbal/ homeopathic 'cure'?

As for making stuff up - what about Bifidus Digestivum and Bifidus Regularis?"

couldn't agree more about those bifidus names - what a joke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just watching a cure for fishy fanny on the telly now who thinks they invent the names on a whim. Bacterial vaginosis for fucks sakes - I find squatting over a BBQ always gives me that smokey mysterious odour that hides the kippery smell.

Cures for 'fishy fanny' have been around for years - usually Metronidazole. Was this something new or perhaps a herbal/ homeopathic 'cure'?

As for making stuff up - what about Bifidus Digestivum and Bifidus Regularis?"

Oh come on, next you'll be saying Swingerus Fuckeranythingus is made up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just watching a cure for fishy fanny on the telly now who thinks they invent the names on a whim. Bacterial vaginosis for fucks sakes - I find squatting over a BBQ always gives me that smokey mysterious odour that hides the kippery smell.

Cures for 'fishy fanny' have been around for years - usually Metronidazole. Was this something new or perhaps a herbal/ homeopathic 'cure'?

As for making stuff up - what about Bifidus Digestivum and Bifidus Regularis?

Oh come on, next you'll be saying Swingerus Fuckeranythingus is made up "

absolutely not, i can confirm that that is real!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

As for making stuff up - what about Bifidus Digestivum and Bifidus Regularis?

"

never let crap psuedo science get in the way of marketing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried those! Turned me legs to jelly!!

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