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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

As a counterbalance to the non-controversial thread how about a controversial one too?

You know - "this is my view and anyone who doesn't agree with me is clearly wrong and a smelly numpty!" type of controversy!

One rule for this thread please - keep it light hearted and PLAY NICELY! We don't want anyone on the naughty step!! It's just a bit of fun!!!

For starters : the pickled gherkin is ABSOLUTELY the best bit of a burger and anyone who removes it is clearly a fool!!

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By *obyn67Woman
over a year ago

Wonderland

LOVE a pickled gherkin !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

#teamgherkin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This should be the pickled gherkin appreciation thread. Pickled gherkin lover here Had some lovely chilly spiced ones the other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey G, greatest musical act of the 21st Century. Now there's controversy

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By *elson61Man
over a year ago

WELWYN GARDEN CITY


"

For starters : the pickled gherkin is ABSOLUTELY the best bit of a burger and anyone who removes it is clearly a fool!! "

The work of the devil and anyone who thinks it is the best bit is clearly off their rocker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love when other people remove their gherkin so I get to eat more

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Pickled gherkins are clearly the work of the devil. Along with Marmite.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Why do folk pop a Jaffa Cake straight in their mouth without savouring it? Clearly, you eat the sponge around the circular orangy bit, then the sponge from underneath the orangy bit. Pop the orangy bit with chocolate in your mouth and suck off the chocolate. Then and only then do you eat the orange bit. It's the law.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"

For starters : the pickled gherkin is ABSOLUTELY the best bit of a burger and anyone who removes it is clearly a fool!!

The work of the devil and anyone who thinks it is the best bit is clearly off their rocker"

Thank you!!

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By *ild-1Woman
over a year ago

york

Love love love gherkins!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to flash a cheeky bollock at pensioners on the M1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love when other people remove their gherkin so I get to eat more "

Much agreed I'm like a minesweeper round the table grabbing discarded gerkins mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to flash a cheeky bollock at pensioners on the M1 "
hang him! Gov hang him.

I've never been tied up.

PTU XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do folk pop a Jaffa Cake straight in their mouth without savouring it? Clearly, you eat the sponge around the circular orangy bit, then the sponge from underneath the orangy bit. Pop the orangy bit with chocolate in your mouth and suck off the chocolate. Then and only then do you eat the orange bit. It's the law. "

By the time you've done that, everyone else has finished off the packet

Can't stand Jaffa cakes, or anything that mixes fruit and chocolate

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Pineapple on a pizza, yes, yes, YES!

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @


"Pickled gherkins are clearly the work of the devil. Along with Marmite. "

Their put on burgers to test you lol..i hate them them. Ewwwww

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By *elson61Man
over a year ago

WELWYN GARDEN CITY


"Pineapple on a pizza, yes, yes, YES!"

No no no, it is wrong on so many levels!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pineapple on a pizza, yes, yes, YES!"

Anchovies on pizza. Now we're talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gherkins are amazing

Honey G should be shot

Pineapple on pizza is good

Jaffa cakes are only ever swallowed whole

Anchovies are the devils food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only red sauce should be used on bacon sandwiches

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Only red sauce should be used on bacon sandwiches "

Get out of the thread!!

Brown sauce is where it's at!! Although to be fair I am partial to a bit of both!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a counterbalance to the non-controversial thread how about a controversial one too?

You know - "this is my view and anyone who doesn't agree with me is clearly wrong and a smelly numpty!" type of controversy!

One rule for this thread please - keep it light hearted and PLAY NICELY! We don't want anyone on the naughty step!! It's just a bit of fun!!!

For starters : the pickled gherkin is ABSOLUTELY the best bit of a burger and anyone who removes it is clearly a fool!! "

The pickled gherkin is definitely brilliant; my female partner in crime AKA the Life Wife (FQ) hates them with a borderline psychotic passion. Win win. I get two!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken on a pizza is just wrong

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

cotswolds/herefordshire


"Only red sauce should be used on bacon sandwiches

Get out of the thread!!

Brown sauce is where it's at!! Although to be fair I am partial to a bit of both! "

Actually what's nicest is brown and red together!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chicken on a pizza is just wrong "

Abso-bloomin-lutely. As is BBQ sauce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only red sauce should be used on bacon sandwiches

Get out of the thread!!

Brown sauce is where it's at!! Although to be fair I am partial to a bit of both! "

Brown sauce is for eggs only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat pizza while driving down the M1 in a convertible with the roof down and the old knackers hanging out

#sunsoutplumsout

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By *ve 66Woman
over a year ago

Blackwood

Best invention ever gotta be GARLIC BREAD

As for burgers surely best bit is the rubbery slice of cheese :

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Red sauce on a bacon butty is a naw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Red sauce on a bacon butty is a naw. "

I'll red sauce your bacon butty! Brace!

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"Only red sauce should be used on bacon sandwiches "

Hush your mouth! It's got to be HP!

Unless there is egg too and then it's acceptable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brown sauce, gherkins or any of their pickled relatives, pineapple or anchovies on pizza and the netflix series " orange is the new black "

Are all smelly and numptyish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Brown sauce, gherkins or any of their pickled relatives, pineapple or anchovies on pizza and the netflix series " orange is the new black "

Are all smelly and numptyish "

Welcome back!

Disney fucking characters rule!

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By *elson61Man
over a year ago

WELWYN GARDEN CITY

Bacon butty? Which sauce? has to be red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOVE a pickled gherkin ! "

Love a chilli pickled gherkin from Aldi-better than sex!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOVE a pickled gherkin !

Love a chilli pickled gherkin from Aldi-better than sex!

"

They are good but have never had a orgasm while eating a chilli gherkin or any other gherkin for that matter...so I have to ask if 1, you was exaggerating? 2, Have a gherkin fetish? Or 3, really have to get a better sex life?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOVE a pickled gherkin !

Love a chilli pickled gherkin from Aldi-better than sex!

They are good but have never had a orgasm while eating a chilli gherkin or any other gherkin for that matter...so I have to ask if 1, you was exaggerating? 2, Have a gherkin fetish? Or 3, really have to get a better sex life?

"

When I had my first one,it made me sneeze.Isn't that meant to be like a 10th of an orgasm or something?

I don't have a gherkin fetish-however I wouldn't say no to eating a chilli gherkin from a lovely lady.She would definitely feel it down there tho

Number 3 i'm not doing bad on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Red sauce on a bacon butty is a naw.

I'll red sauce your bacon butty! Brace! "

Naw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken omelettes are just cruel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Red sauce on a bacon butty is a naw.

I'll red sauce your bacon butty! Brace!

Naw "

Couldn't resist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pickled cauliflower better then gherkins.

Pineapple on pizza all the way.

Brown sauce in bacon butty (insert obligatory daddy's sauce joke here)

Marmite on toast is amazing, marmite sandwiches are the stuff of satan's lunchbox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOVE a pickled gherkin !

Love a chilli pickled gherkin from Aldi-better than sex!

They are good but have never had a orgasm while eating a chilli gherkin or any other gherkin for that matter...so I have to ask if 1, you was exaggerating? 2, Have a gherkin fetish? Or 3, really have to get a better sex life?

When I had my first one,it made me sneeze.Isn't that meant to be like a 10th of an orgasm or something?

I don't have a gherkin fetish-however I wouldn't say no to eating a chilli gherkin from a lovely lady.She would definitely feel it down there tho

Number 3 i'm not doing bad on "

Hmmm 10th of orgasm really...think I need to keep pepper next to my bed

Watch where ur sticking them chilli gherkins on them ladies or that could be very painful

And id have to disagree if u still think gherkins are better than sex lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brown sauce, gherkins or any of their pickled relatives, pineapple or anchovies on pizza and the netflix series " orange is the new black "

Are all smelly and numptyish "

I think I love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to flash a cheeky bollock at pensioners on the M1 "

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Marmite on toast is amazing, marmite sandwiches are the stuff of satan's lunchbox."

Cheese and marmite sandwiches are amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When airport security gets a bit to close to the family jewels, at lest buy me dinner first plus why couldn't the sexy lady talking to me do it!!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Why do folk pop a Jaffa Cake straight in their mouth without savouring it? Clearly, you eat the sponge around the circular orangy bit, then the sponge from underneath the orangy bit. Pop the orangy bit with chocolate in your mouth and suck off the chocolate. Then and only then do you eat the orange bit. It's the law.

By the time you've done that, everyone else has finished off the packet

Can't stand Jaffa cakes, or anything that mixes fruit and chocolate "

It's a brave person that touches my Jaffa Cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do folk pop a Jaffa Cake straight in their mouth without savouring it? Clearly, you eat the sponge around the circular orangy bit, then the sponge from underneath the orangy bit. Pop the orangy bit with chocolate in your mouth and suck off the chocolate. Then and only then do you eat the orange bit. It's the law.

By the time you've done that, everyone else has finished off the packet

Can't stand Jaffa cakes, or anything that mixes fruit and chocolate

It's a brave person that touches my Jaffa Cakes "

I wouldn't mind touching your baps though

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By *ilf85Couple
over a year ago

Northants


"Pickled gherkins are clearly the work of the devil. Along with Marmite. "

I used to work with them stinking things I agree work of the devil just like coffee

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Why do folk pop a Jaffa Cake straight in their mouth without savouring it? Clearly, you eat the sponge around the circular orangy bit, then the sponge from underneath the orangy bit. Pop the orangy bit with chocolate in your mouth and suck off the chocolate. Then and only then do you eat the orange bit. It's the law.

By the time you've done that, everyone else has finished off the packet

Can't stand Jaffa cakes, or anything that mixes fruit and chocolate

It's a brave person that touches my Jaffa Cakes

I wouldn't mind touching your baps though "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a counterbalance to the non-controversial thread how about a controversial one too?

You know - "this is my view and anyone who doesn't agree with me is clearly wrong and a smelly numpty!" type of controversy!

One rule for this thread please - keep it light hearted and PLAY NICELY! We don't want anyone on the naughty step!! It's just a bit of fun!!!

For starters : the pickled gherkin is ABSOLUTELY the best bit of a burger and anyone who removes it is clearly a fool!! "

Meat is murder......

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By *igJandTheBlondeCouple
over a year ago

Kings Hill


"Pineapple on a pizza, yes, yes, YES!

Anchovies on pizza. Now we're talking "

Anchovies and pineapple....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a counterbalance to the non-controversial thread how about a controversial one too?

You know - "this is my view and anyone who doesn't agree with me is clearly wrong and a smelly numpty!" type of controversy!

One rule for this thread please - keep it light hearted and PLAY NICELY! We don't want anyone on the naughty step!! It's just a bit of fun!!!

For starters : the pickled gherkin is ABSOLUTELY the best bit of a burger and anyone who removes it is clearly a fool!! "

Fuck off. Vinegar is disgusting! In fact If Vinegar was in all my food, I'd be thin!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"

For starters : the pickled gherkin is ABSOLUTELY the best bit of a burger and anyone who removes it is clearly a fool!! "

Only McDonalds ones though. The rest can go fuck themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gravy on chips is the best thing ever.

And a roll is a roll not a barmcake or a cob. It's a bread roll.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"LOVE a pickled gherkin !

Love a chilli pickled gherkin from Aldi-better than sex!

They are good but have never had a orgasm while eating a chilli gherkin or any other gherkin for that matter...so I have to ask if 1, you was exaggerating? 2, Have a gherkin fetish? Or 3, really have to get a better sex life?

When I had my first one,it made me sneeze.Isn't that meant to be like a 10th of an orgasm or something?

I don't have a gherkin fetish-however I wouldn't say no to eating a chilli gherkin from a lovely lady.She would definitely feel it down there tho

Number 3 i'm not doing bad on

Hmmm 10th of orgasm really...think I need to keep pepper next to my bed

Watch where ur sticking them chilli gherkins on them ladies or that could be very painful

And id have to disagree if u still think gherkins are better than sex lol "

I definitely don't I meant that i'm doing ok on here so don't need to eat many gherkins

I'm not one to pass up the opportunity of eating something nice,from something nice,but imagine if one slipped inside,it could end up a right pickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sauce at all,red,brown or otherwise when it comes to bacon.

Anything that masks the taste of pure bacony goodness is a no no!

Pickled gherkins on cheeseburgers.....no!

Pineapple on pizzas...no!

Alcohol in food...like sherry trifle...just no! Bevvy should be d*unk,not eaten.

Anyone that disagrees needs strung up n left to die a slow miserable death!

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban


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Only McDonalds ones though. The rest can go fuck themselves."

God no! Has to be burger king.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"For starters : the pickled gherkin is ABSOLUTELY the best bit of a burger and anyone who removes it is clearly a fool!! "

Bullshit!, I put Jalapenos in the ones I make

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brown sauce, gherkins or any of their pickled relatives, pineapple or anchovies on pizza and the netflix series " orange is the new black "

Are all smelly and numptyish

Welcome back!

Disney fucking characters rule! "

Thanks

And yestheyfuckingdo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the gerkin ... yummmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brown sauce, gherkins or any of their pickled relatives, pineapple or anchovies on pizza and the netflix series " orange is the new black "

Are all smelly and numptyish

I think I love you "

Ok I accept your marriage proposal - I was on Bond Street today and saw a ring in Chanel that I fancy

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield

The only acceptable time to use tomato ketchup is on a fish fingers butty. But what REALLY annoys me is People who put sauce (red or brown) on a breakfast sandwich containing fried egg! SO WRONG!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only acceptable time to use tomato ketchup is on a fish fingers butty. But what REALLY annoys me is People who put sauce (red or brown) on a breakfast sandwich containing fried egg! SO WRONG!!! "

Behave you! A mix of red sauce, brown sauce, a bit of egg yolk and even some baked bean sauce is the mutts nuts when eating a fried egg! Sometimes I'll even throw in a boy of Worcestershire Sauce for good measure!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only acceptable time to use tomato ketchup is on a fish fingers butty. But what REALLY annoys me is People who put sauce (red or brown) on a breakfast sandwich containing fried egg! SO WRONG!!!

Behave you! A mix of red sauce, brown sauce, a bit of egg yolk and even some baked bean sauce is the mutts nuts when eating a fried egg! Sometimes I'll even throw in a boy of Worcestershire Sauce for good measure! "

Boy!?! bit!!

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By *earandmonkeyCouple
over a year ago

uxbridge


"As a counterbalance to the non-controversial thread how about a controversial one too?

You know - "this is my view and anyone who doesn't agree with me is clearly wrong and a smelly numpty!" type of controversy!

One rule for this thread please - keep it light hearted and PLAY NICELY! We don't want anyone on the naughty step!! It's just a bit of fun!!!

For starters : the pickled gherkin is ABSOLUTELY the best bit of a burger and anyone who removes it is clearly a fool!! "

I will eat mine and the

fools

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Brown sauce, gherkins or any of their pickled relatives, pineapple or anchovies on pizza and the netflix series " orange is the new black "

Are all smelly and numptyish

I think I love you

Ok I accept your marriage proposal - I was on Bond Street today and saw a ring in Chanel that I fancy "

I don't love you that much

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

A cold drink without ice is not a cold drink.

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By *irral TwoCouple
over a year ago

Wirral

People who press at crossing when clear to cross. Therfore well crossed and lights change.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As a counterbalance to the non-controversial thread how about a controversial one too?

You know - "this is my view and anyone who doesn't agree with me is clearly wrong and a smelly numpty!" type of controversy!

One rule for this thread please - keep it light hearted and PLAY NICELY! We don't want anyone on the naughty step!! It's just a bit of fun!!!

For starters : the pickled gherkin is ABSOLUTELY the best bit of a burger and anyone who removes it is clearly a fool!! "

I get more gherkins added to my burger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No sauce at all,red,brown or otherwise when it comes to bacon.

Anything that masks the taste of pure bacony goodness is a no no!

Pickled gherkins on cheeseburgers.....no!

Pineapple on pizzas...no!

Alcohol in food...like sherry trifle...just no! Bevvy should be d*unk,not eaten.

Anyone that disagrees needs strung up n left to die a slow miserable death!

"

Try killing me boy and i wont bite you :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unisex names.

Confusing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No sauce at all,red,brown or otherwise when it comes to bacon.

Anything that masks the taste of pure bacony goodness is a no no!

Pickled gherkins on cheeseburgers.....no!

Pineapple on pizzas...no!

Alcohol in food...like sherry trifle...just no! Bevvy should be d*unk,not eaten.

Anyone that disagrees needs strung up n left to die a slow miserable death!

Try killing me boy and i wont bite you :p"

Awwwwk!

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By *mojeeCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Ok it's an anniversary of the Falklands conflict so my annoyance is the French. It's well documented that they sent exocet missiles and the technical crews to fit and fire them at our brave boys down south in 82 even tho at the time there was an arm's embargo against the Argy's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok it's an anniversary of the Falklands conflict so my annoyance is the French. It's well documented that they sent exocet missiles and the technical crews to fit and fire them at our brave boys down south in 82 even tho at the time there was an arm's embargo against the Argy's. "

Oh yes and we adhere to all arms embargos as a country don't we?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

No gherkin ever appears in the vicinity of my food. They are an abomination

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No sauce at all,red,brown or otherwise when it comes to bacon.

Anything that masks the taste of pure bacony goodness is a no no!

Pickled gherkins on cheeseburgers.....no!

Pineapple on pizzas...no!

Alcohol in food...like sherry trifle...just no! Bevvy should be d*unk,not eaten.

Anyone that disagrees needs strung up n left to die a slow miserable death!

Try killing me boy and i wont bite you :p

Awwwwk! "

And who doesnt like Tirafuckingmasu!!!

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By *mojeeCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Well im pretty sure we wouldn't break an arm's embargo to supply someone from outside of NATO to fire those weapons at our allies within NATO.

Rodney you are a plonker!!!

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By *ucy. AlCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne


"Pineapple on a pizza, yes, yes, YES!

No no no, it is wrong on so many levels!! "

ANY fruit on a pizza is wrong, just like bovril, they should be outlawed and deemed unfit for human consumption - meats on a pizza on the other hand....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No sauce at all,red,brown or otherwise when it comes to bacon.

Anything that masks the taste of pure bacony goodness is a no no!

Pickled gherkins on cheeseburgers.....no!

Pineapple on pizzas...no!

Alcohol in food...like sherry trifle...just no! Bevvy should be d*unk,not eaten.

Anyone that disagrees needs strung up n left to die a slow miserable death!

Try killing me boy and i wont bite you :p

Awwwwk!

And who doesnt like Tirafuckingmasu!!! "

Fucking me that's who!

It'd be so much nicer without any bevvy in it! So there! Ner ner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No sauce at all,red,brown or otherwise when it comes to bacon.

Anything that masks the taste of pure bacony goodness is a no no!

Pickled gherkins on cheeseburgers.....no!

Pineapple on pizzas...no!

Alcohol in food...like sherry trifle...just no! Bevvy should be d*unk,not eaten.

Anyone that disagrees needs strung up n left to die a slow miserable death!

Try killing me boy and i wont bite you :p

Awwwwk!

And who doesnt like Tirafuckingmasu!!!

Fucking me that's who!

It'd be so much nicer without any bevvy in it! So there! Ner ner "

But its the main sodding ingredient to making it what it is! I on behalf of all italians slap you.. silly bruelee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No sauce at all,red,brown or otherwise when it comes to bacon.

Anything that masks the taste of pure bacony goodness is a no no!

Pickled gherkins on cheeseburgers.....no!

Pineapple on pizzas...no!

Alcohol in food...like sherry trifle...just no! Bevvy should be d*unk,not eaten.

Anyone that disagrees needs strung up n left to die a slow miserable death!

Try killing me boy and i wont bite you :p

Awwwwk!

And who doesnt like Tirafuckingmasu!!!

Fucking me that's who!

It'd be so much nicer without any bevvy in it! So there! Ner ner

But its the main sodding ingredient to making it what it is! I on behalf of all italians slap you.. silly bruelee"

I'm with you. Tiramisu is the king of desserts. End of!

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By *mojeeCouple
over a year ago

Dunfermline

Tiramisu =puke. Coffee flavoured deserts are just not normal. You people are weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tiramisu =puke. Coffee flavoured deserts are just not normal. You people are weird "

Yep

If it didn't taste of coffee or bevvy then it'd be most scrumptious!

As it is however.....bleurggghhhh!

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By *irral TwoCouple
over a year ago

Wirral


"Ok it's an anniversary of the Falklands conflict so my annoyance is the French. It's well documented that they sent exocet missiles and the technical crews to fit and fire them at our brave boys down south in 82 even tho at the time there was an arm's embargo against the Argy's. "
It's about the money. The UK is at it constantly. So naive!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should we just give the Falklands to the argys and Gibraltar to the Spanish. They are too far away anyway and everybody would think we are great and generous

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban


"Should we just give the Falklands to the argys and Gibraltar to the Spanish. They are too far away anyway and everybody would think we are great and generous "

I'd be for that if the residents were....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tiramisu =puke. Coffee flavoured deserts are just not normal. You people are weird

Yep

If it didn't taste of coffee or bevvy then it'd be most scrumptious!

As it is however.....bleurggghhhh! "

Go stand in the naughty corner now!!! Bad bruelee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tiramisu =puke. Coffee flavoured deserts are just not normal. You people are weird

Yep

If it didn't taste of coffee or bevvy then it'd be most scrumptious!

As it is however.....bleurggghhhh!

Go stand in the naughty corner now!!! Bad bruelee"

No! I'll scweam n scweam n stamp my feet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only red sauce should be used on bacon sandwiches

Get out of the thread!!

Brown sauce is where it's at!! Although to be fair I am partial to a bit of both! "

Bisauceual sauce pot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unisex names.

Confusing"

Terri across the Mersey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Unisex names.

Confusing

Terri across the Mersey."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like winks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to nibble on Jim's gherkin.

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield


"I want to nibble on Jim's gherkin. "

**Turns car around at Warwick!!!**

There's no way I can compete with Jim's girkin!!! He's too nice of a guy!!

Shame as I had two loads of sauce with your names on them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to nibble on Jim's gherkin.

**Turns car around at Warwick!!!**

There's no way I can compete with Jim's girkin!!! He's too nice of a guy!!

Shame as I had two loads of sauce with your names on them!! "

Hahahahahahaha.

I am obsessed with Jim. It's an issue.

(for him)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to nibble on Jim's gherkin.

**Turns car around at Warwick!!!**

There's no way I can compete with Jim's girkin!!! He's too nice of a guy!!

Shame as I had two loads of sauce with your names on them!!

Hahahahahahaha.

I am obsessed with Jim. It's an issue.

(for him) "

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By *ubSirVient-DefinitionCouple
over a year ago

dukinfield


"I want to nibble on Jim's gherkin.

**Turns car around at Warwick!!!**

There's no way I can compete with Jim's girkin!!! He's too nice of a guy!!

Shame as I had two loads of sauce with your names on them!!

Hahahahahahaha.

I am obsessed with Jim. It's an issue.

(for him) "

Can see why lucky for him he has an appropriate name.i mean flaccid Jim just doesn't have that certain ring to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want to nibble on Jim's gherkin.

**Turns car around at Warwick!!!**

There's no way I can compete with Jim's girkin!!! He's too nice of a guy!!

Shame as I had two loads of sauce with your names on them!!

Hahahahahahaha.

I am obsessed with Jim. It's an issue.

(for him)

Can see why lucky for him he has an appropriate name.i mean flaccid Jim just doesn't have that certain ring to it "

And it's not even his body that's the best bit.

(Although hot bod obvs)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tiramisu =puke. Coffee flavoured deserts are just not normal. You people are weird

Yep

If it didn't taste of coffee or bevvy then it'd be most scrumptious!

As it is however.....bleurggghhhh!

Go stand in the naughty corner now!!! Bad bruelee

No! I'll scweam n scweam n stamp my feet! "

You'll go over my knee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tiramisu =puke. Coffee flavoured deserts are just not normal. You people are weird

Yep

If it didn't taste of coffee or bevvy then it'd be most scrumptious!

As it is however.....bleurggghhhh!

Go stand in the naughty corner now!!! Bad bruelee

No! I'll scweam n scweam n stamp my feet!

You'll go over my knee"

Promises promises!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to create a barrier on my cooked breakfast with a sausage between the beans and the fried egg. They simply cannot touch....the taste is just gross.

And who the fuck eats Marmite; the most disgusting product ever!

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