FabSwingers.com forum: Brains before a meet

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We all get a few butterflies before a meet,what else goes through your minds?

Be nice peeps

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Where do they keep their axe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have they got rope and a shovel in their boot? Im sure ive seen one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just hope to be able to eat her fish taco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will I remember to put my false teeth back in.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Will I remember to put my false teeth back in.

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By *wo4FemCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Hope she turns up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just hope to be able to eat her fish taco "

Omg lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this thread was about necking back welsh beer before a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope they smell good

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Usually mine is full of self doubts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where do they keep their axe"

Back of the van, of course

What? You don't have one?!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Will they like me

Do I look ok

What if they don't like me

Oh God I'm nervous

Shit

Usually in the order.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Where do they keep their axe

Back of the van, of course

What? You don't have one?!

I see what you were getting at now.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Where do they keep their axe

Back of the van, of course

What? You don't have one?!

I don't have my own axe! I'm off shopping .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My football team kick off at 7.45, I hope she doesn't mind me checking the score ..

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Where do they keep their axe

Back of the van, of course

What? You don't have one?!

I don't have my own axe! I'm off shopping ..... "

Might I suggest a kit?

Axe, multi tool, hammer....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where do they keep their axe

Back of the van, of course

What? You don't have one?!

I don't have my own axe! I'm off shopping .....

Might I suggest a kit?

Axe, multi tool, hammer...."

Seriously, how do folks live without them?!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Where do they keep their axe

Back of the van, of course

What? You don't have one?!

I don't have my own axe! I'm off shopping .....

Might I suggest a kit?

Axe, multi tool, hammer....

Seriously, how do folks live without them?!

I don't have an axe in my car.....or do I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will she like my aftershave

And will she be a great kisser

But very nervous at times lol

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"Will they like me

Do I look ok

What if they don't like me

Oh God I'm nervous

Shit

Usually in the order."

Probably

For sure

Stuff 'em

Butterflies are pretty things

Yeah, do it before leaving the house

Hope that helps x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"................agghhh................"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will they like me

Do I look ok

What if they don't like me

Oh God I'm nervous

Shit

Usually in the order."

You have a shit?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Will they like me

Do I look ok

What if they don't like me

Oh God I'm nervous

Shit

Usually in the order.

Probably

For sure

Stuff 'em

Butterflies are pretty things

Yeah, do it before leaving the house

Hope that helps x"

thanks

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Will they like me

Do I look ok

What if they don't like me

Oh God I'm nervous

Shit

Usually in the order.

You have a shit?

Fuck sake

No, but as soon as I arrive I have to pee- true story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will they like me

Do I look ok

What if they don't like me

Oh God I'm nervous

Shit

Usually in the order.

You have a shit?

Thats the nerves kicking in

Fuck sake

No, but as soon as I arrive I have to pee- true story "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't bottle it, don't bottle it, don't bottle it.

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"Will they like me

Do I look ok

What if they don't like me

Oh God I'm nervous

Shit

Usually in the order.

You have a shit?

Fuck sake

No, but as soon as I arrive I have to pee- true story "

Urine trouble then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all get a few butterflies before a meet,what else goes through your minds?

Be nice peeps

Check breath, do I smell ok, make sure look smart, then keep an eye out for the lady.

Ooh, there she is, wow, she's gorgeous, eyes lock & she's smiling......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I pull them knickers down will she have a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope I don't fart...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Where do they keep their axe

Back of the van, of course

What? You don't have one?!

I don't have my own axe! I'm off shopping .....

Might I suggest a kit?

Axe, multi tool, hammer...."

A kit belt and tools ... weapons ... tools

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a zombie thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please dont let me talk so much nervous gibberish it turns them off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please dont let me talk so much nervous gibberish it turns them off!"

This! I gabble. And blush. And grin. Lots!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

What if he looks disappointed?

What if he doesn't like me?

What if I fall over?

What if I babble like an idiot?

What if he doesn't show up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please turn up.

Please don't leave as soon as you turn up.

Did I wipe my bum properly last time I had a poo.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Please dont let me talk so much nervous gibberish it turns them off!

This! I gabble. And blush. And grin. Lots!

Yes you do

So do I, or I sit there twiddling my hair talking nonsense and smiling

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Where do they keep their axe

Back of the van, of course

What? You don't have one?!

I don't have my own axe! I'm off shopping .....

Might I suggest a kit?

Axe, multi tool, hammer...."

What, no shovel? Schoolboy error....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Where do they keep their axe

Back of the van, of course

What? You don't have one?!

I don't have my own axe! I'm off shopping .....

Might I suggest a kit?

Axe, multi tool, hammer....

What, no shovel? Schoolboy error...."

I was going to chop them up.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Where do they keep their axe

Back of the van, of course

What? You don't have one?!

I don't have my own axe! I'm off shopping .....

Might I suggest a kit?

Axe, multi tool, hammer....

What, no shovel? Schoolboy error....

I was going to chop them up. "

Still need to dispose of the bits. Come on woman, are you some kind of amateur...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Where do they keep their axe

Back of the van, of course

What? You don't have one?!

I don't have my own axe! I'm off shopping .....

Might I suggest a kit?

Axe, multi tool, hammer....

What, no shovel? Schoolboy error....

I was going to chop them up.

Still need to dispose of the bits. Come on woman, are you some kind of amateur..."

Pies darling pies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only thing I usually worry about is whether they're pushy or not.

Totally kills the moment when someone asks me to do something and won't take no for an answer until I get firm, then they exact to carry on as if the whole situation never happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god I hope they like me. What if they think I'm ugly. Will I please them. Will it be good. I need a wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is it with most of the ladies needing a wee lol its deffo got to be a nerves thing and must say theres some lovely ladies on show today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god I hope they like me. What if they think I'm ugly. Will I please them. Will it be good. I need a wee

I'm normally the one needing a wee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Basically an over excited OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines always

Will they think im too fat :/

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

I was going to chop them up.

Still need to dispose of the bits. Come on woman, are you some kind of amateur...

Pies darling pies"

My bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god I hope they like me. What if they think I'm ugly. Will I please them. Will it be good. I need a wee

I'm normally the one needing a wee "

Nerves go straight to the bladder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will she run the lotion on her skin?

Or do I have to get the hose....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is he going to be a nutter and should I text all my friends his picture .. car reg and anything else I can think of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're a vegetarian, is it 'Grains before a meet'...?

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By *ySweetLadyWoman
over a year ago

London

"Will they like me

Do I look ok

What if they don't like me

Oh God I'm nervous

Shit

Usually in the order."

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

"We all get a few butterflies before a meet,what else goes through your minds?

Be nice peeps

where is their eye gouger outer ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will they like me

Do I look ok

What if they don't like me

Oh God I'm nervous

Shit

Usually in the order.

This along with I hope I don't talk too much gibberish and put them off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think about all the fucking we're going to be doing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this thread was about necking back welsh beer before a meet

I thought this was going to be about eating faggots before a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this thread was about necking back welsh beer before a meet

I thought this was going to be about eating faggots at my meet."

That's such a pejorative term, James. I thought better or you. It's okay that you like cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this thread was about necking back welsh beer before a meet

I thought this was going to be about eating faggots at my meet.

That's such a pejorative term, James. I thought better or you. It's okay that you like cock.

*of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought this thread was about necking back welsh beer before a meet

I thought this was going to be about eating faggots at my meet.

That's such a pejorative term, James. I thought better or you. It's okay that you like cock.

*Goes to Google pejorative*

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