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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

What can I give you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The takings

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Kisses and bubbles please

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"The takings

No takings here...just giving!

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Kisses and bubbles please "

Coming right up

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Could i have a diet with ice and a slice of lime please lisa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double vodka and cranberry with a shot of tequila on the side please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corona and kiss please bar tend x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The takings

No takings here...just giving!"

Hmmm. Dry roasted nuts then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double jameson and diet 7 up please. Thank you

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Treble Jager and vanilla please bar keep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pornstar martini please x

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Could i have a diet with ice and a slice of lime please lisa "

Gladly. With a bendy straw

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Single malt with ice. I'm going to sip it slowly

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Double vodka and cranberry with a shot of tequila on the side please

Here you are xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A White Russian .....would go down nicely

please

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Corona and kiss please bar tend x"

Xxx

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"The takings

No takings here...just giving!

Hmmm. Dry roasted nuts then"

Here are some nuts for you to nibble on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A couple of pints and some chasers; can't stop- I've got an early start tomorrow

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By *ips n NipsWoman
over a year ago

in dreams

A nice cold glass of Sancerre please

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

salted nuts, a cuddle and a jaegermeister please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cold lager please, before I go out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dirty Martini -- plenty of olives and brine (filth) please

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Soda water please

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

My glass is almost empty, a nice Shiraz next please if you don't mind x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The takings

No takings here...just giving!

Hmmm. Dry roasted nuts then

Here are some nuts for you to nibble on

Are these fresh nuts or have they been left on the bar for anyone with pissy hands to nibble on?

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"A couple of pints and some chasers; can't stop- I've got an early start tomorrow

On their way

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"The takings

No takings here...just giving!

Hmmm. Dry roasted nuts then

Here are some nuts for you to nibble on

Are these fresh nuts or have they been left on the bar for anyone with pissy hands to nibble on?"

Fresh, of course

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"My glass is almost empty, a nice Shiraz next please if you don't mind x"

I'll leave you the bottle...

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Dirty Martini -- plenty of olives and brine (filth) please

Olives...yuk!

* passes bowl hastily across the bar...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A couple of pints and some chasers; can't stop- I've got an early start tomorrow

On their way

Cheers xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a bottle of Malbec and a straw please..

been a tough couple of weeks ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Negroni, please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The takings

No takings here...just giving!

Hmmm. Dry roasted nuts then

Here are some nuts for you to nibble on

Are these fresh nuts or have they been left on the bar for anyone with pissy hands to nibble on?

Fresh, of course

Awesome. Let's get the party started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm feeling fruity....a Pepsi, ice and a slice please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Negroni, please

Wtf is that. Something posh no doubt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold cider please bar wench

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

Another Batemans mocha please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi ppl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large glass of red please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving in the morning so a chocolate milkshake extra cream please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty Martini -- plenty of olives and brine (filth) please

Olives...yuk!

* passes bowl hastily across the bar...

The olives are in the drink! Pfffft. Need better staff....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll av sex on the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty Martini -- plenty of olives and brine (filth) please

Olives...yuk!

* passes bowl hastily across the bar...

The olives are in the drink! Pfffft. Need better staff....

Bloody amateurs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty Martini -- plenty of olives and brine (filth) please

Olives...yuk!

* passes bowl hastily across the bar...

The olives are in the drink! Pfffft. Need better staff....

Bloody amateurs"

Let's open our own cocktail bar

(Lisa, you can come and we'll serve you

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By *ips n NipsWoman
over a year ago

in dreams

Jeez, how longs a girl gotta wait..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty Martini -- plenty of olives and brine (filth) please

Olives...yuk!

* passes bowl hastily across the bar...

The olives are in the drink! Pfffft. Need better staff....

Bloody amateurs

Let's open our own cocktail bar

(Lisa, you can come and we'll serve you

Yes! I fear I may drink all of the cocktails though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bubbly please

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Negroni, please

Done!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slow comfortable screw....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Espresso Martini, don't knock until you have tried!

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I'm feeling fruity....a Pepsi, ice and a slice please "

I supose you want a fancy straw with that?

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Cold cider please bar wench

How rude

For that, you can give me a hand behind the bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cold cider please bar wench

How rude

For that, you can give me a hand behind the bar

Just the one?

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Another Batemans mocha please..."

Sorted

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Dirty Martini -- plenty of olives and brine (filth) please

Olives...yuk!

* passes bowl hastily across the bar...

The olives are in the drink! Pfffft. Need better staff....

Olives are vacumn packed to stop their stench escaping

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I'll av sex on the beach "

Excuse me, everybody, I'm just nipping to the beach

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Dirty Martini -- plenty of olives and brine (filth) please

Olives...yuk!

* passes bowl hastily across the bar...

The olives are in the drink! Pfffft. Need better staff....

Sorry about the delay...there was a problem in the bogs. A couple shagging, would you believe! How rude

Bloody amateurs"

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Bubbly please

Served to you in your hot-tub

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Cold cider please bar wench

How rude

For that, you can give me a hand behind the bar

Just the one?

Ok...both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still waiting for my wine . It must be bring a bottle night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LARGE glass of red wine please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LARGE glass of red wine please

Malbec if you have it please?

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Still waiting for my wine . It must be bring a bottle night

I think we have to find a different bar... no service here unless you offer a hand or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs I'm driving non alcoholic for me please ... Anita x

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Beer please

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By *ocoaXXXMan
over a year ago

London

Double courvoisier and please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still waiting for my wine . It must be bring a bottle night

you shouldn't have necked your other 2 bottles so quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LARGE glass of red wine please

Malbec if you have it please?"

Shall we just get a bottle and share??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still waiting for my wine . It must be bring a bottle night

I think we have to find a different bar... no service here unless you offer a hand or two

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I can be a waiter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Double courvoisier and please

heathen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still waiting for my wine . It must be bring a bottle night

you shouldn't have necked your other 2 bottles so quick

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I was thirsty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuba Libre please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cold cider please bar wench

How rude

For that, you can give me a hand behind the bar

Just the one?

Ok...both

Yes boss

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By *ocoaXXXMan
over a year ago

London

"Double courvoisier and please

heathen

What do you mean by heathen ??

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By *ips n NipsWoman
over a year ago

in dreams

"Still waiting for my wine . It must be bring a bottle night

I think we have to find a different bar... no service here unless you offer a hand or two

I can be a waiter

I'll come with, dying of thirst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still waiting for my wine . It must be bring a bottle night

I think we have to find a different bar... no service here unless you offer a hand or two

I can be a waiter

I'll come with, dying of thirst "
ok I'm dressed and ready

Wine coming up

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm off to find somewhere that will serve me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large Highland Park please, no ice or water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm feeling fruity....a Pepsi, ice and a slice please

I supose you want a fancy straw with that?

I like this bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Um, lemonade please

Oh, unless you do tea?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LARGE glass of red wine please

Malbec if you have it please?

Shall we just get a bottle and share??"

Guess not lol...... Grabs bottle after eventually being served... Sits in corner... Alone.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Double courvoisier and please

heathen

What do you mean by heathen ??

adding to courviosier...it needs no mixer

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By *ocoaXXXMan
over a year ago

London

"Double courvoisier and please

heathen

What do you mean by heathen ??

adding to courviosier...it needs no mixer"

Very true, but i also want to pace myself

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Still waiting for my wine . It must be bring a bottle night

*plonks bottle and glass down, before running off to sort the next order

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Still waiting for my wine . It must be bring a bottle night

I think we have to find a different bar... no service here unless you offer a hand or two

I am trying hard...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still waiting for my wine . It must be bring a bottle night

*plonks bottle and glass down, before running off to sort the next order

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love the customer service in here

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Ffs I'm driving non alcoholic for me please ... Anita x

Virgin cocktail?

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Double courvoisier and please

Coke?! In Courvoisier?

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

"My glass is almost empty, a nice Shiraz next please if you don't mind x

I'll leave you the bottle...

Thx. Finished that now

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By *ustthe2ofusXXXCouple
over a year ago

coventry

I will have a Stella while the wife is up stairs with her fb

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Still waiting for my wine . It must be bring a bottle night

I think we have to find a different bar... no service here unless you offer a hand or two

I can be a waiter

Yummy...delicious staff

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Kids are in bed now. Would love a gin and tonic please. Large!!!!

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Cuba Libre please"

Ta dah! With a little paper coaster for your glass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still waiting for my wine . It must be bring a bottle night

I think we have to find a different bar... no service here unless you offer a hand or two

I can be a waiter

Yummy...delicious staff

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At your service xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lisa's rushed off her feet here people. I'm getting behind the bar. and pouring myself a cheeky Glenmorangie

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Kids are in bed now. Would love a gin and tonic please. Large!!!!

One bucket of gin & tonic just for you

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Lisa's rushed off her feet here people. I'm getting behind the bar. and pouring myself a cheeky Glenmorangie

Oi! Hands off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kids are in bed now. Would love a gin and tonic please. Large!!!!

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They will be up again soon . Better make that coffee

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Still waiting for my wine . It must be bring a bottle night

I think we have to find a different bar... no service here unless you offer a hand or two

I can be a waiter

Yummy...delicious staff

At your service xx"

Excuse me, everyone, I have to interview the new waiter...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still waiting for my wine . It must be bring a bottle night

I think we have to find a different bar... no service here unless you offer a hand or two

I can be a waiter

Yummy...delicious staff

At your service xx

Excuse me, everyone, I have to interview the new waiter...

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I have a Cv and everything

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I will have a Stella while the wife is up stairs with her fb

Large one?

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Still waiting for my wine . It must be bring a bottle night

I think we have to find a different bar... no service here unless you offer a hand or two

I can be a waiter

Yummy...delicious staff

At your service xx

Excuse me, everyone, I have to interview the new waiter...

I have a Cv and everything

Rest assured, I intend to give it a good going over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will have a Stella while the wife is up stairs with her fb

Large one?

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that's a bit personal

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

"The takings

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Hey thats greedy..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Still waiting for my wine . It must be bring a bottle night

I think we have to find a different bar... no service here unless you offer a hand or two

I can be a waiter

Yummy...delicious staff

At your service xx

Excuse me, everyone, I have to interview the new waiter...

I have a Cv and everything

Rest assured, I intend to give it a good going over

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Double courvoisier and please

heathen

What do you mean by heathen ??

adding to courviosier...it needs no mixer

If you want a mixer with your brandy, you can have Asda basics rum...

Very true, but i also want to pace myself

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I will have a Stella while the wife is up stairs with her fb

Large one?

that's a bit personal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry Lisa I've been waiting patiently for my drink. Can I just have a bottle of cold white wine and a glass. Oh and the waiter please

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Um, lemonade please

Oh, unless you do tea?"

Tea, blue milk, no sugar. Served in a pink mug. Because I like pink.

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Sorry Lisa I've been waiting patiently for my drink. Can I just have a bottle of cold white wine and a glass. Oh and the waiter please

I'll give you the wine, but the waiter is mine

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By *oxic1998Woman
over a year ago

Belfast

I'll take just a coffee....black no sugar please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry Lisa I've been waiting patiently for my drink. Can I just have a bottle of cold white wine and a glass. Oh and the waiter please

I'll give you the wine, but the waiter is mine

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Yay I got the job

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I'll take just a coffee....black no sugar please

Espresso?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry Lisa I've been waiting patiently for my drink. Can I just have a bottle of cold white wine and a glass. Oh and the waiter please

I'll give you the wine, but the waiter is mine

We can share

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Sorry Lisa I've been waiting patiently for my drink. Can I just have a bottle of cold white wine and a glass. Oh and the waiter please

I'll give you the wine, but the waiter is mine

Yay I got the job

I see from your avatar that you already know the uniform...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry Lisa I've been waiting patiently for my drink. Can I just have a bottle of cold white wine and a glass. Oh and the waiter please

I'll give you the wine, but the waiter is mine

We can share

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Sorry Lisa I've been waiting patiently for my drink. Can I just have a bottle of cold white wine and a glass. Oh and the waiter please

I'll give you the wine, but the waiter is mine

We can share

Hell no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry Lisa I've been waiting patiently for my drink. Can I just have a bottle of cold white wine and a glass. Oh and the waiter please

I'll give you the wine, but the waiter is mine

Yay I got the job

I see from your avatar that you already know the uniform...

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yeah I thought it might be somehow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lisa's rushed off her feet here people. I'm getting behind the bar. and pouring myself a cheeky Glenmorangie

Oi! Hands off!"

Helping you behind the bar of course!... a free nip is my payment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tapping bar irritably with pound coin, if you could drag yourself away from mindless chit chat any chance of my Highland Park please, great bar!

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Sorry Lisa I've been waiting patiently for my drink. Can I just have a bottle of cold white wine and a glass. Oh and the waiter please

I'll give you the wine, but the waiter is mine

Yay I got the job

I see from your avatar that you already know the uniform...

yeah I thought it might be somehow "

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Lisa's rushed off her feet here people. I'm getting behind the bar. and pouring myself a cheeky Glenmorangie

Oi! Hands off!

Helping you behind the bar of course!... a free nip is my payment

I could do with the extra help...go on then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lisa's rushed off her feet here people. I'm getting behind the bar. and pouring myself a cheeky Glenmorangie

Oi! Hands off!

Helping you behind the bar of course!... a free nip is my payment

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no nipping behind the bar on my watch

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Tapping bar irritably with pound coin, if you could drag yourself away from mindless chit chat any chance of my Highland Park please, great bar!

Sorry sir...problems under the bar..

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over a year ago

I've already had a few

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over a year ago

"Tapping bar irritably with pound coin, if you could drag yourself away from mindless chit chat any chance of my Highland Park please, great bar!

Sorry sir...problems under the bar..

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Lisa's rushed off her feet here people. I'm getting behind the bar. and pouring myself a cheeky Glenmorangie

Oi! Hands off!

Helping you behind the bar of course!... a free nip is my payment

no nipping behind the bar on my watch

It's ok...I'll make sure she doesn't pinch too much

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I've already had a few

Well-greased?

No trouble here, please!

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over a year ago

"I've already had a few

Well-greased?

No trouble here, please!"

Best behaviour

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over a year ago

I need a vodka with no mixer! Very stressful day at work!!

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I've already had a few

Well-greased?

No trouble here, please!

Best behaviour

Good.

Or it's the naughty corner...

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over a year ago

I've drank the whole bottle of Malbec to myself as I sit in the corner..... Alone....

Is it worth queuing up for another given the quality of service

Waving money in the air!!

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I need a vodka with no mixer! Very stressful day at work!!"

Shoulder rub?

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over a year ago

Falls in the door,a twisted nipple please

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over a year ago

Fabville

"I've drank the whole bottle of Malbec to myself as I sit in the corner..... Alone....

Is it worth queuing up for another given the quality of service

Waving money in the air!! "

Come here

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over a year ago

Fab is getting boring

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over a year ago

"I've drank the whole bottle of Malbec to myself as I sit in the corner..... Alone....

Is it worth queuing up for another given the quality of service

Waving money in the air!!

Come here

I'm here.... I'm here!!

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Falls in the door,a twisted nipple please

With a paper umberella...

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over a year ago

Let's hear it for the beer!

All hail to the ale

And welcome the wine for the ladies

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over a year ago

"I've already had a few

Well-greased?

No trouble here, please!

Best behaviour

Good.

Or it's the naughty corner..."

Which sounds more interesting than being on best behaviour

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over a year ago

"I need a vodka with no mixer! Very stressful day at work!!

Shoulder rub?"

Would be very much appreciated.

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over a year ago

"Let's hear it for the beer!

All hail to the ale

And welcome the wine for the ladies

Lè sesh!

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over a year ago

"Falls in the door,a twisted nipple please

With a paper umberella... "

Is that actually a cocktail or a reference to S&M?

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over a year ago

Fabville

"I've already had a few

Well-greased?

No trouble here, please!

Best behaviour

Good.

Or it's the naughty corner...

Which sounds more interesting than being on best behaviour

It certainly is...

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over a year ago

"Let's hear it for the beer!

All hail to the ale

And welcome the wine for the ladies

Lè sesh!"

We'd come for the sesh in London!

But fuck those beer prices

How bloody much!?

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over a year ago

Fabville

"Falls in the door,a twisted nipple please

With a paper umberella...

Is that actually a cocktail or a reference to S&M?

Both, I expect...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something fruity laced with alcohol that I can't taste plz

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over a year ago

Fabville

"Let's hear it for the beer!

All hail to the ale

And welcome the wine for the ladies

Lè sesh!

We'd come for the sesh in London!

But fuck those beer prices

How bloody much!?

I have top quality bar staff...

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over a year ago

"Let's hear it for the beer!

All hail to the ale

And welcome the wine for the ladies

Lè sesh!

We'd come for the sesh in London!

But fuck those beer prices

How bloody much!?

I have top quality bar staff..."
You do . We never spoke about wages

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over a year ago

"Let's hear it for the beer!

All hail to the ale

And welcome the wine for the ladies

Lè sesh!

We'd come for the sesh in London!

But fuck those beer prices

How bloody much!?

I'll have to come visit my relatives in the north east then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Late to the party, so a brandy to warm my cockles before bed please Lisa

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over a year ago

Fabville

"Let's hear it for the beer!

All hail to the ale

And welcome the wine for the ladies

Lè sesh!

We'd come for the sesh in London!

But fuck those beer prices

How bloody much!?

I have top quality bar staff... You do . We never spoke about wages

Come to my office

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over a year ago

Fabville

"Late to the party, so a brandy to warm my cockles before bed please Lisa

Here's a double...to help you sleep!

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over a year ago

"Let's hear it for the beer!

All hail to the ale

And welcome the wine for the ladies

Lè sesh!

We'd come for the sesh in London!

But fuck those beer prices

How bloody much!?

I have top quality bar staff... You do . We never spoke about wages

Come to my office

"
will I get a rise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whisky.. I need whisky!!

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Mojito please

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over a year ago

"Lisa's rushed off her feet here people. I'm getting behind the bar. and pouring myself a cheeky Glenmorangie

Oi! Hands off!

Helping you behind the bar of course!... a free nip is my payment

no nipping behind the bar on my watch

It's ok...I'll make sure she doesn't pinch too much

*pours a sneaky triple to make it last*

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over a year ago

"What can I give you?

Cup of tea please. Good glug of milk, no sugar, I'm sweet enough.

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over a year ago

"Um, lemonade please

Oh, unless you do tea?

Tea, blue milk, no sugar. Served in a pink mug. Because I like pink."

Perfect

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