FabSwingers.com forum: Fab cliches that make you cringe

By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

Mentioned this on another thread but though it deserved a thread of its own dedicated to those words and phrases that keep coming up in profiles and make you inwardly cringe. We nominate

"we are a couple very much in love " always seems like protesting too much

" if you don't like zZz jog on" - why would you jog because someone doesn't suit you?

"no timewasters" - *because that's really going to put off those who want to waste your time.

"single guys we know where to find you" - a bit bleeding obvious when three quarters of people on here are single guys

Any more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't bite unless I'm asked.

I'll fill my profile in later.

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

Mrs keen to explore her bi side.

Which we translate as "after weeks of nagging from him she has agreed to give same sex action a whirl"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not like the rest of the guys on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Treat her with respect guys" - actually I was thinking of threading her like shit. But now you've said that, I won't!

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By *ittlemisssassypantsCouple
over a year ago

South East Wales

'We don't bite...hard'

'Fill in later' - especially when profile has been around for over a year

And the legal disclaimers.

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

'What you see is what you get', shit that's mine, time for a rethink...?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

The one where someone trying to be the whitest of white knights says something about other blokes spoiling it for them..

Quite funny..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one where someone trying to be the whitest of white knights says something about other blokes spoiling it for them..

Quite funny.."

Ah the old 'ruining it for us genuine guys' patter! Always a classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can repeat more than an episode of friends.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*I'm new here*

Profile over a year old

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I hate the jog on thing,who the heck started that.

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

I am very discreet. Used by guys as a selling point as if we feared they would track down our parents and bosses and shop us.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

The word 'genuine' that word should be banned!

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"The one where someone trying to be the whitest of white knights says something about other blokes spoiling it for them..

Quite funny..

Ah the old 'ruining it for us genuine guys' patter! Always a classic

I know, half the time one thinks ' well just leave then Einstein' ..

But is too polite to say..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

see a lot with 'have all my own hair and teeth' ...

who the feck elses would you have fgs

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"The one where someone trying to be the whitest of white knights says something about other blokes spoiling it for them..

Quite funny..

Ah the old 'ruining it for us genuine guys' patter! Always a classic

"genuine guy" itself is one. No one is going to pretend to be a guy are they...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm baaaaccccckkk, can't stay away lol"

1. Who are you again

2. "Lol"

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

When you get a message along the lines of "do you like *insert ethnic origin* cock?"

I like cock I don't care what colour it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get a message along the lines of "do you like *insert ethnic origin* cock?"

I like cock I don't care what colour it is "

On a profile?

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"see a lot with 'have all my own hair and teeth' ...

who the feck elses would you have fgs

You see I think that's quite funny.

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"a friend told me about the site" why does anyone feel the need to mention that? Are we supposed to be impressed that they have a friend?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

The lick you till you scream..

When the scream will be feckin stop..

Or fuck you all night long..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking for quality not quantity.

Not looking to sleep my way through the whole site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Professional"

Professional what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really dont like pics of women with slut or whore wrote on them with lipstick or marker

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"not a hardened swinger". Way to go. You are on a site dedicated to casual sex and getting into implied slut shaming.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Professional"

Professional what?

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any profile with the word drama used. I don't do drama etc.

Most dramatic fuckers you'll ever encounter.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

""a friend told me about the site" why does anyone feel the need to mention that? Are we supposed to be impressed that they have a friend? "

Suppose it's better than I spend umpteen hours of my day locked in my room looking at porn on the Web and stumbled across the site..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can repeat more than an episode of friends. "

Profile not available - member has hidden their profile

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

""a friend told me about the site" why does anyone feel the need to mention that? Are we supposed to be impressed that they have a friend?

Suppose it's better than I spend umpteen hours of my day locked in my room looking at porn on the Web and stumbled across the site.."

Strangely, I don't think most people give a flying fuck about how you found the site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For the forums rather than profiles ..

"Gets popcorn, pulls up chair" .. agh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a partner who does not know I'm on here . But I'm very Genuine and Honest

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

""a friend told me about the site" why does anyone feel the need to mention that? Are we supposed to be impressed that they have a friend?

Suppose it's better than I spend umpteen hours of my day locked in my room looking at porn on the Web and stumbled across the site..

Strangely, I don't think most people give a flying fuck about how you found the site

Agreed..

Right it's back to browsing then..

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"don't judge me". Just own your behaviour. Don't tell people that they can't form an opinion about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a partner who does not know I'm on here . But I'm very Genuine and Honest

She's just never available on any day ending in y.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the forums rather than profiles ..

"Gets popcorn, pulls up chair" .. agh!

!!"

That makes my blood boil

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

'I can lick for hours'....oh really? You probably aren't doing it very well then!

'I'd like to keep this one to myself '....any kind of territory marking makes me cringe.

Amongst others!

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"'I can lick for hours'....oh really? You probably aren't doing it very well then!

'I'd like to keep this one to myself '....any kind of territory marking makes me cringe.

Amongst others!

Agree on the second. It's always struck me as bizarre that some couples will quite happily allow genital penetration with strangers but kissing "is just for us". On what planet is the latter more intimate than the former?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biggest cringy things

"If you want to start your message with 'hello how are you?' then pass me by".... surely thats been a form of greeting people for decades. Why is it not appropriate on here??

"If you dont have a face pic i will delete" .... okay? Would you like to extend the same courtesy or do you actually resemble the standard fab aviatar?

"If youve not been verified then, sorry, no chance of talking to me" ... oh Im sorry, I didnt realise a verification from a past sexual encounter means you dont have leprasy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any profile with the word drama used. I don't do drama etc.

Most dramatic fuckers you'll ever encounter.

Haha so true. No drama.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

BBW

Being being doesn't automatically make you beautiful

I will participate in BBW threads but don't particularly use it like the term, it's for other to decide if they think I'm beautiful

Even though I know I'm shit hot

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"BBW

Being being doesn't automatically make you beautiful

I will participate in BBW threads but don't particularly use it like the term, it's for other to decide if they think I'm beautiful

Even though I know I'm shit hot

*being big

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"curves in all the right places". That's a relief. I was worried she might have a boob coming out of her ankle or a buttock underneath her ear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biggest cliches? Well, what can I say....

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

""curves in all the right places". That's a relief. I was worried she might have a boob coming out of her ankle or a buttock underneath her ear. "

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

""Treat her with respect guys" - actually I was thinking of threading her like shit. But now you've said that, I won't! "

tee hee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a partner who does not know I'm on here . But I'm very Genuine and Honest

She's just never available on any day ending in y. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excessive ! use or using an ellipsis all over the place...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Professional"

Professional what?

Yes

I tend to read that to mean a) they're clearly mind readers and b) they're almost certainly better than you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't put pics on here because of my job. Always makes me wonder what they spend their time at work doing if their colleagues would recognise them from some strategic non identifying nude /teasing photos.

And If you want to know anything just ask. Usually features on profiles with hardly anything else on it and smacks of expecting people to fall in their lap.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Excessive ! use or using an ellipsis all over the place..."

Ok!!!! I understand!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excessive ! use or using an ellipsis all over the place..."

Oh... like... whatever grandad...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excessive ! use or using an ellipsis all over the place...

Oh... like... whatever grandad...

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"no Asians (or whatever). No offence meant. Just our preference"

No its not a preference it's an exclusion. If it was a preference you would be open to the excluded group in certain situations. If I prefer kit kats to creme eggs that doesn't mean I won't eat creme eggs in the absence of kit kats.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my wife and I are looking for a unicorn....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excessive ! use or using an ellipsis all over the place...

Ok!!!! I understand!!!

really missy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We've been here before and know what it's all about"

Yeah sex! and so does someone who's new to it unless their a virgin.

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By *y Favorite PornstarCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

*insert racist statement* followed by "it's just our preference" to somehow make it sound ok

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"my wife and I are looking for a unicorn....

"the ever elusive single female" is another one.

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

Will fill this in later

not looking for notches

420 friendly

more about pleasing the lady than my pleasure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please write "abc" as your subject to prove you have read my war and peace sized profile. But will ignore you anyway.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Looking for quality not quantity.

Not looking to sleep my way through the whole site."

Yeah those are classic one's!

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"Looking for quality not quantity.

Not looking to sleep my way through the whole site.

Yeah those are classic one's!"

"sleep" as a euphemism for sex annoys me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything SAID IN CAPITALS on a profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please write "abc" as your subject to prove you have read my war and peace sized profile. But will ignore you anyway. "

And the profile is just full of "dont's"and"wont's"

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Excessive ! use or using an ellipsis all over the place..."

I'm a bit guilty of those

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By *oul BrothaMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

I'm very "discrete" and unable to distinguish between that and the word "discreet"

Only intelligent guys - profile littered with spelling and grammatical errors.

#grammarnazi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NO this!!

NO that!!

NO t'other!!

DON'T EVEN THINK OF this ..!!

Or you WILL be blocked!

Ah, fuck off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must have face pic to contact me. Writen under a grey silhouette.

No pic no answer.

Writen under a grey silhouette.

Must be gym fit.

Written under a picture of some one who looks like the last time they went near a gym, Jim fixed it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im looking for a well hung young stud aged between 25-35 with a hot muscular body,who can fuck for hours,heavy cummer with a thick cock"

Woah!! No mirror's in your house love?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open minded

Except

Won't

Don't

Can't

Shan't

NO I SAY NO! Only my hubby does the chocolate starfish!

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"Must have face pic to contact me. Writen under a grey silhouette.

No pic no answer.

Writen under a grey silhouette.

Must be gym fit.

Written under a picture of some one who looks like the last time they went near a gym, Jim fixed it.

On the last point the sad reality is that less than hot women can can get very hot men on here. Purely because of the numbers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excessive ! use or using an ellipsis all over the place...

I'm a bit guilty of those

Good - can add you to my 'over the knee' list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age range 18 to 99 . Really ? 98 yeah but anything above that is sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If u carnt zpell, ur bloked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Im looking for a well hung young stud aged between 25-35 with a hot muscular body,who can fuck for hours,heavy cummer with a thick cock"

Woah!! No mirror's in your house love?

Nope, I got rid of them all. I ain't stupid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want to know anything else, just ask.

No, I can't be arsed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Im looking for a well hung young stud aged between 25-35 with a hot muscular body,who can fuck for hours,heavy cummer with a thick cock"

Woah!! No mirror's in your house love?

Nope, I got rid of them all. I ain't stupid

When they cracked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No bi guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Age range 18 to 99 . Really ? 98 yeah but anything above that is sick "

I use this as a marker for a fake profile. What 20 something wants to casually fuck a 99 year old.

I'm a dirty fucker and I draw the line somewhere

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By *fcdTV/TS
over a year ago

Southend

Cock pics with an aerosol can, Sky remote or somesuch held next to it so you can be suitably wowed by the comparison.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please message me and tell me what you would like to do with my wife . Erm no . Can I not just show her in person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Im looking for a well hung young stud aged between 25-35 with a hot muscular body,who can fuck for hours,heavy cummer with a thick cock"

Woah!! No mirror's in your house love?

Nope, I got rid of them all. I ain't stupid

When they cracked?"

Boom!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love the 'Treat her with respect' when on the couples profile the female is being mauled by a number of males, with slut written over her boobs or bum, whilst being restrained.. So much respect there..!!

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By *fcdTV/TS
over a year ago

Southend

"Excessive ! use or using an ellipsis all over the place...

I'm a bit guilty of those

Are you... ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock pics with an aerosol can, Sky remote or somesuch held next to it so you can be suitably wowed by the comparison."

You know those little products to take on holiday in super drug? I'm gonna get some mini lynx and look like mr python

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Age range 18 to 99 . Really ? 98 yeah but anything above that is sick

I use this as a marker for a fake profile. What 20 something wants to casually fuck a 99 year old.

I'm a dirty fucker and I draw the line somewhere "

So your an ageist are you,bloody thought so(insert smile) well it is emoji free friday

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Excessive ! use or using an ellipsis all over the place...

I'm a bit guilty of those

Good - can add you to my 'over the knee' list

Hopefully it's a big list so by the time you get to me your hand will be too sore

. Oh you're just going to say you don't use your hand aren't you!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Excessive ! use or using an ellipsis all over the place...

I'm a bit guilty of those

Are you... ?"

I am indeed!!!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excessive ! use or using an ellipsis all over the place...

I'm a bit guilty of those

Good - can add you to my 'over the knee' list

Hopefully it's a big list so by the time you get to me your hand will be too sore

. Oh you're just going to say you don't use your hand aren't you!"

I've got two hands

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By *fcdTV/TS
over a year ago

Southend

"You know those little products to take on holiday in super drug? I'm gonna get some mini lynx and look like mr python "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

90 posts on this thread and not one argument.....pleasant suprise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Love the 'Treat her with respect' when on the couples profile the female is being mauled by a number of males, with slut written over her boobs or bum, whilst being restrained.. So much respect there..!!

There's that very special verification one ain't there?

Treat her with respect or answer to me/us.

Like it's usually written by some middle aged guy who last had a fight a primary school. Fuckin hell out of all the people on here to have a go at me he would be my favourite....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"90 posts on this thread and not one argument.....pleasant suprise"

Hi, have we met?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock pics with an aerosol can, Sky remote or somesuch held next to it so you can be suitably wowed by the comparison."
I use my car fob . I look fucking huge

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

Is this the right room for an argument?

(only people of a certain age will get that

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"90 posts on this thread and not one argument.....pleasant suprise

Hi, have we met? "

I dont think so?

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By *ick turpin2000Man
over a year ago

ayr

Leaving fab soon... just go then why let us know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

treat her right and reap the rewards - wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this the right room for an argument?

(only people of a certain age will get that

) "

Only if your young and hung

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read your profile....followed by a cock shot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best bj I've ever had . Till there next veri

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By *fcdTV/TS
over a year ago

Southend

"treat her right and reap the rewards - wtf"
I'm guessing rolled up tenners pop out if you get it right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leaving fab soon... just go then why let us know"

Awww come on,im leaving tomorrow and was going to postt a goodbye thread....not now

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By *oul BrothaMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

Write the special encoded word in your message or you'll be blocked.

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"Is this the right room for an argument?

(only people of a certain age will get that

)

Only if your young and hung"

The correct response is "I've told you once"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"90 posts on this thread and not one argument.....pleasant suprise

Hi, have we met?

I dont think so?"

Shall we argue? I'd like you to beat me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Biggest cringy things

"If you want to start your message with 'hello how are you?' then pass me by".... surely thats been a form of greeting people for decades. Why is it not appropriate on here??

"If you dont have a face pic i will delete" .... okay? Would you like to extend the same courtesy or do you actually resemble the standard fab aviatar?

"If youve not been verified then, sorry, no chance of talking to me" ... oh Im sorry, I didnt realise a verification from a past sexual encounter means you dont have leprasy.

these are the worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leaving fab soon... just go then why let us know

Awww come on,im leaving tomorrow and was going to postt a goodbye thread....not now

Don't go I was having a sexual fantasy about you

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By *fcdTV/TS
over a year ago

Southend

"The correct response is "I've told you once"

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No you didn't

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"The correct response is "I've told you once"

No you didn't"

I most definitely told you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leaving fab soon... just go then why let us know

Awww come on,im leaving tomorrow and was going to postt a goodbye thread....not now

Don't go I was having a sexual fantasy about you "

I'll send you a cock pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""curves in all the right places". That's a relief. I was worried she might have a boob coming out of her ankle or a buttock underneath her ear. "

Who knows? She might be a Picasso painting come to life...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leaving fab soon... just go then why let us know

Awww come on,im leaving tomorrow and was going to postt a goodbye thread....not now

Don't go I was having a sexual fantasy about you

I'll send you a cock pic"

Aw thanks xxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really dont like pics of women with slut or whore wrote on them with lipstick or marker"

Awwwww that was gonna be tomorrow pic.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sucks like a dyson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leaving fab soon... just go then why let us know

Awww come on,im leaving tomorrow and was going to postt a goodbye thread....not now

Don't go I was having a sexual fantasy about you "

i dont want him to go either - he says nice things to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Biggest cringy things

"If you want to start your message with 'hello how are you?' then pass me by".... surely thats been a form of greeting people for decades. Why is it not appropriate on here??

"If you dont have a face pic i will delete" .... okay? Would you like to extend the same courtesy or do you actually resemble the standard fab aviatar?

"If youve not been verified then, sorry, no chance of talking to me" ... oh Im sorry, I didnt realise a verification from a past sexual encounter means you dont have leprasy.

Tails on their heads there my friend.

Profile location as: Our of this world; million miles away etc etc, are you not wanting or expecting a meet then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Age range 18 to 99 . Really ? 98 yeah but anything above that is sick

I use this as a marker for a fake profile. What 20 something wants to casually fuck a 99 year old.

I'm a dirty fucker and I draw the line somewhere "

Personally, I'd like to question why the age parameters stop at 99...does that mean that Dame Vera Lynn is no longer allowed to be a member of Fab?

She was 'The Forces Sweetheart' after all...bet there are a few WWII vets on here who wouldn't mind meeting her...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can't I get a meet?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leaving fab soon... just go then why let us know

Awww come on,im leaving tomorrow and was going to postt a goodbye thread....not now

Don't go I was having a sexual fantasy about you

i dont want him to go either - he says nice things to me

He's really nice isn't he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my wife and I are looking for a unicorn....

Try a trip up the yellow brick road...or wander through some other fairy tale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leaving fab soon... just go then why let us know

Awww come on,im leaving tomorrow and was going to postt a goodbye thread....not now

Don't go I was having a sexual fantasy about you

i dont want him to go either - he says nice things to me

He's really nice isn't he? "

Oi i havnt gone yet!

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By *fcdTV/TS
over a year ago

Southend

"Sucks like a dyson"
And as a result smells of dusty rubber and clogged filters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leaving fab soon... just go then why let us know

Awww come on,im leaving tomorrow and was going to postt a goodbye thread....not now

Don't go I was having a sexual fantasy about you

i dont want him to go either - he says nice things to me

He's really nice isn't he?

Oi i havnt gone yet!"

Your really nice I like you. X

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By *fcdTV/TS
over a year ago

Southend

"I most definitely told you "
Sorry, is this a five minute argument or the full half hour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leaving fab soon... just go then why let us know

Awww come on,im leaving tomorrow and was going to postt a goodbye thread....not now

Don't go I was having a sexual fantasy about you

i dont want him to go either - he says nice things to me

He's really nice isn't he?

Oi i havnt gone yet!

Your really nice I like you. X "

Awwww thanksX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock pics with an aerosol can, Sky remote or somesuch held next to it so you can be suitably wowed by the comparison.

You know those little products to take on holiday in super drug? I'm gonna get some mini lynx and look like mr python "

Why didn't I think of that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'You know who you are'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leaving fab soon... just go then why let us know

Awww come on,im leaving tomorrow and was going to postt a goodbye thread....not now

Don't go I was having a sexual fantasy about you

i dont want him to go either - he says nice things to me

He's really nice isn't he?

Oi i havnt gone yet!"

so dont

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

When someone refers to women as anything on a status or in their profile.

Ie 'looking for anything tonight' bit derogatory and desperate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leaving fab soon... just go then why let us know

Awww come on,im leaving tomorrow and was going to postt a goodbye thread....not now

Don't go I was having a sexual fantasy about you

i dont want him to go either - he says nice things to me

He's really nice isn't he?

Oi i havnt gone yet!

so dont "

My site thingy runs out tomorrow,i will post my ladt d*unken thread tonight and upset a few people whilst d*unk

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

We are a professional couple......so you are paid to be a couple, or you have become professionally recognised by a Guild or Institute as a couple?

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

Bollocks I got the end of the thread and all of my favourite ones have been taken

Apart from some bloke eating haribos whilst reading marginally controversial forum threads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who agree to add you as a friend, but only if you pay for their 'Silver' or 'Gold' Membership...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock pics with an aerosol can, Sky remote or somesuch held next to it so you can be suitably wowed by the comparison.

You know those little products to take on holiday in super drug? I'm gonna get some mini lynx and look like mr python

Why didn't I think of that?"

Lol he's a fucking genius!

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By *ranimallxl5Man
over a year ago

Winchester

One in the bum no harm done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bollocks I got the end of the thread and all of my favourite ones have been taken

Apart from some bloke eating haribos whilst reading marginally controversial forum threads "

What kind of haribos?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leaving fab soon... just go then why let us know

Awww come on,im leaving tomorrow and was going to postt a goodbye thread....not now

Don't go I was having a sexual fantasy about you

i dont want him to go either - he says nice things to me

He's really nice isn't he?

Oi i havnt gone yet!

so dont

My site thingy runs out tomorrow,i will post my ladt d*unken thread tonight and upset a few people whilst d*unk"

You can stay as a free user.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leaving fab soon... just go then why let us know

Awww come on,im leaving tomorrow and was going to postt a goodbye thread....not now

Don't go I was having a sexual fantasy about you

i dont want him to go either - he says nice things to me

He's really nice isn't he?

Oi i havnt gone yet!

so dont

My site thingy runs out tomorrow,i will post my ladt d*unken thread tonight and upset a few people whilst d*unk"

can still stay and banter/upset folk on here without the paid up doodar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock pics with an aerosol can, Sky remote or somesuch held next to it so you can be suitably wowed by the comparison.

You know those little products to take on holiday in super drug? I'm gonna get some mini lynx and look like mr python

Why didn't I think of that?

Lol he's a fucking genius!"

Oh fuck I've started something here

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By *exatooCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth/ Fuerteventura

(Mrs)

On the verifications "don't pass them by"

Drives me nuts, I'll make my own mind up, no just listen to your personal opinion

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By *exatooCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth/ Fuerteventura

"(Mrs)

On the verifications "don't pass them by"

Drives me nuts, I'll make my own mind up, not just listen to your personal opinion "

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By *andaCouple
over a year ago

co down

You know who you are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know who you are!

I'm me

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By *l4yerMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

"..out of messages. Will reply tomorrow"

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Can't get through the thread without interruption so apologies if this is here somewhere but "I can breathe through my ears". If that's the case get off here and donate your body to science fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't get through the thread without interruption so apologies if this is here somewhere but "I can breathe through my ears". If that's the case get off here and donate your body to science fs

It's up there with 'suprised he could do it without a snorkel'

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I've said it many many times......... there is no cliche!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Can't get through the thread without interruption so apologies if this is here somewhere but "I can breathe through my ears". If that's the case get off here and donate your body to science fs

It's up there with 'suprised he could do it without a snorkel' "

Now I've never seen the snorkel one yet on a profile pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From my own profile (!):

"Personality more important than looks"

..er..

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Sucks like a dyson

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"Must have face pic to contact me. Writen under a grey silhouette.

No pic no answer.

Writen under a grey silhouette.

Must be gym fit.

Written under a picture of some one who looks like the last time they went near a gym, Jim fixed it.

On the last point the sad reality is that less than hot women can can get very hot men on here. Purely because of the numbers. "

And therefore are they very hot tempered and angry in the real world, eg work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send a face pic with your first message if I like I'll respond...

ESPECIALLY Ccringy when they've been a site member for 6hrs...

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"When someone refers to women as anything on a status or in their profile.

Ie 'looking for anything tonight' bit derogatory and desperate

Nope! It's short for whatever the kind of meet- social, group, one on one, hotel, car, outdoors, yours, mine, etc. On that note, what do you want now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've said it many many times......... there is no cliche!"

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"When someone refers to women as anything on a status or in their profile.

Ie 'looking for anything tonight' bit derogatory and desperate

Nope! It's short for whatever the kind of meet- social, group, one on one, hotel, car, outdoors, yours, mine, etc. On that note, what do you want now?

That's not how I see it

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

"Bollocks I got the end of the thread and all of my favourite ones have been taken

Apart from some bloke eating haribos whilst reading marginally controversial forum threads

What kind of haribos?!

Erm probably the fizzy ones

I'm sure there was controversy over the fried egg ones on here sometime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put the secret code word in your message so I know you've read my profile".....yeah righto

'Run my profile..." for some reason that grates on me, it ain't a business

Status updates...."time to leave", "had enough" followed next by photo upload and "I love you all"

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"People who agree to add you as a friend, but only if you pay for their 'Silver' or 'Gold' Membership..."

Ooh I might try that,I wonder if it will work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heavy cummer

Best oral you've ever had

Lick you all night

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"... the sad reality is that less than hot women can can get very hot men on here. Purely because of the numbers. "

The sadness depends on your perspective, surely. I am less than hot and although the men I have 'got' on here and their arbitrarily defined hotness may be on a pretty wide scale to the casual observer I have enjoyed myself with them immensely. If I were going for very hot men (whatever that means) then the numbers would work in my favour, meaning I would be happy rather than sad. They might be sad but if they're so hot they can surely hold out for the very hot woman and wave my saggy arse and wrinkly face on its merry fab way.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"People who agree to add you as a friend, but only if you pay for their 'Silver' or 'Gold' Membership...

Ooh I might try that,I wonder if it will work

Quick question does anyone know of any hot chick's that can give a bj at short notice,I have someone waiting?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Leaving fab soon... just go then why let us know

Awww come on,im leaving tomorrow and was going to postt a goodbye thread....not now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine couple/single.....

That means they'll tend to genuinely waste your time.

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By *inkyLondonpair OP Couple
over a year ago

London

"... the sad reality is that less than hot women can can get very hot men on here. Purely because of the numbers.

The "sadly" was ironic in response to the guy who seemingly objected to women not at the peak of attractiveness requesting attractive men

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"People who agree to add you as a friend, but only if you pay for their 'Silver' or 'Gold' Membership...

Ooh I might try that,I wonder if it will work

Quick question does anyone know of any hot chick's that can give a bj at short notice,I have someone waiting?

God struth at this rate I'll have to pay for my own membership,you people have let me down...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... the sad reality is that less than hot women can can get very hot men on here. Purely because of the numbers.

The "sadly" was ironic in response to the guy who seemingly objected to women not at the peak of attractiveness requesting attractive men

The comment wasn't about attractiveness.

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By *effrey45Man
over a year ago

Lytham

"Having an op, won't be playing for a while"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for reading!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

""Having an op, won't be playing for a while""

Pmsl I've just remembered that thread, he was spectacular

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Thanks for reading!

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know who you are!

I'm me"

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