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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

so if you won the jackpot on tuesday, how would you spend / invest the money ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

swinging mansion with lotsa land(a beach)...a huge swinging yacht...swinging butlers n maids(altho dunno if that would count as prostitution), oh and as many parties in a day as u can have...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd buy a nice house, open my own swingers club.. my house would have a HUGE garage... and a selection of all the cars I have ever wanted..

Plus I would sponser Vale

Oh and treat my Master to the best girls I could afford for a nice time..

Katie. x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i think i'd upgrade to gold member status on fab for starters

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By *ricky_DickyMan
over a year ago

Mirfield

First I'd tell the social where to shove incapacity benefit. Then I think I'd buy me a shag pad, it's a real pain being a single bloke and not being able to accommodate.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I would go away somewhere quiet to think about it. Id buy a nice house, invest enough to keep me comfortable for the rest of my life and give the rest away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would go away somewhere quiet to think about it. Id buy a nice house, invest enough to keep me comfortable for the rest of my life and give the rest away"

I'd do the same. I find it strange that some people's first thought is to get a swinging mansion - guess some folk only have one track minds!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"I would go away somewhere quiet to think about it. Id buy a nice house, invest enough to keep me comfortable for the rest of my life and give the rest away

I'd do the same. I find it strange that some people's first thought is to get a swinging mansion - guess some folk only have one track minds!"

Im not really a money person (although i will be doing it lol)

I would love to invest in some community projects, buy up delapidated houses and turn them into bedsits for the homeless. Let them live rent free for 6 months, but get them to do painting and gardening and stuff. Give them back some dignity. Once they are back on there feet and feel as though they have a purpose, (after about 18 months) they will move out and another group will move in. Sponser villages in third world countries. Id just love to give people better lives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set my kids up with 20 million each. Bulid my dream house. Make sure that my local Children's Hospice never had to worry about funds then help as many other charities as I could. All I really want other than that is a couple of new bikes and a Lamborghini Miura.

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By *quamarina1964Woman
over a year ago

Bideford

I'd start my own swinging site, free to all and single fellas ')! Buy a house somewhere where there arent any others close by, then id buy another one similar to be a swinging club, with indoor and outdoor swimming pools, jaqcuzzi's (sp), sauna's, massage parlourThe list is endless lmao use your imagination lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would love to invest in some community projects, buy up delapidated houses and turn them into bedsits for the homeless. Let them live rent free for 6 months, but get them to do painting and gardening and stuff. Give them back some dignity. Once they are back on there feet and feel as though they have a purpose, (after about 18 months) they will move out and another group will move in. "

There is a project similar to this which I think Terry Waite is a patron of. It is called Emmaus.

They have a hostel in a small town local to me. It is based in a converted mill so there is plenty of space.

People are taken in, housed and clothed.

Also in the mill they have a charity shop selling everything from books to 3 piece suites. There is also a cafe on site.

People living in the hostel work in the charity shop and also get involved in local community / arts projects.

I love the place

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire


" Id just love to give people better lives"

Well if you win...make sure you give me a better life lady xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd make sure my family were comfortable for life then build my own eco village.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd buy a nice house, open my own swingers club.. my house would have a HUGE garage... and a selection of all the cars I have ever wanted..

Plus I would sponser Vale

Oh and treat my Master to the best girls I could afford for a nice time..

Katie. x"

Yeah sponser Vale, good idea, but would also sponser Bradly and Scott too. Paris Hilton's help aint doing Maverick any harm in 125!!!

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By *agman n angelCouple
over a year ago

benidorm

buy this site off the owners and turn it into a pay site with restricted membership

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"buy this site off the owners and turn it into a pay site with restricted membership"

and ruin a fantastic site how amazing would that be !

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"buy this site off the owners and turn it into a pay site with restricted membership"

Why not just set up your own site and run it via invitation only and leave the peeps who love this site as it is to enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"buy this site off the owners and turn it into a pay site with restricted membership

Why not just set up your own site and run it via invitation only and leave the peeps who love this site as it is to enjoy"

well said

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By *agman n angelCouple
over a year ago

benidorm

be more fun doing it my way i love take overs and mergers, far more interesting than starting a new site.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"be more fun doing it my way i love take overs and mergers, far more interesting than starting a new site."

was going to say remind me if it was to happen to drop membership but then i wouldnt get an invite anyway and to be honest if i did would take great pleasure in telling you to stick it where the sun dont shine !

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"be more fun doing it my way i love take overs and mergers, far more interesting than starting a new site."

more fun for who, you or the rest of us

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"be more fun doing it my way i love take overs and mergers, far more interesting than starting a new site.

was going to say remind me if it was to happen to drop membership but then i wouldnt get an invite anyway and to be honest if i did would take great pleasure in telling you to stick it where the sun dont shine !"

Oh make that two

I wouldn't want to be in a club that has me as a member

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so if you won the jackpot on tuesday, how would you spend / invest the money ?"

Spend it all on clothes and shoes

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By *agman n angelCouple
over a year ago

benidorm


"be more fun doing it my way i love take overs and mergers, far more interesting than starting a new site.

was going to say remind me if it was to happen to drop membership but then i wouldnt get an invite anyway and to be honest if i did would take great pleasure in telling you to stick it where the sun dont shine !"

There wouldnt be any invites you would have to apply and fit the criteria, so maybe you would be wasting your time applying, maybe you wouldnt who knows.

let you know when we win lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"be more fun doing it my way i love take overs and mergers, far more interesting than starting a new site.

was going to say remind me if it was to happen to drop membership but then i wouldnt get an invite anyway and to be honest if i did would take great pleasure in telling you to stick it where the sun dont shine !

Oh make that two

I wouldn't want to be in a club that has me as a member "

lol would get a bit boring after a while but at least duracell wouldnt go out of business

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"be more fun doing it my way i love take overs and mergers, far more interesting than starting a new site.

was going to say remind me if it was to happen to drop membership but then i wouldnt get an invite anyway and to be honest if i did would take great pleasure in telling you to stick it where the sun dont shine !

There wouldnt be any invites you would have to apply and fit the criteria, so maybe you would be wasting your time applying, maybe you wouldnt who knows.

let you know when we win lol"

I wouldnt even bother to apply then as thats 1 of best things about this site all the different people on here , i wouldnt want to belong to any site that had a criteria to fill would be like sheep and im def not 1 of them but hey hoo thats just IMO and each to their own

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By *agman n angelCouple
over a year ago

benidorm

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Mrs R has always said that we would be the poorest lottery winners ever! I have this plan to help those who help others. Not those who are just too lazy to get off their butts and get a life, just those whose actions have had an effect on others lives.. Uncalled and unlooked for..

But first I would give the kids some dosh. Not in the accepted way of dishing out cash like sweets, but I would set up a bank account that would pay all their bills.. New house (to live in!) new cars and the everyday living expenses. They would still have to work in some way, but could be very choosey. I need to know that could fend for themselves until the "fortune" came their way... Just in case...

Other family? Just a token payment of say, £10,000 each. Parents and inlaws would have access to the same account as the kids..

The rest? Obviously we would be secure but I would make payments to those who helped others... Those lifeguards who rescued 35 people from the incoming sea in Cornwall... They got a medal, all very nice but won't help with training, housing and even going out for a meal! That guy who jumped into the Potomac river in 1982 and rescued that plane crash victim in the freezing water.. You get the picture.

Swingers clubs? Swingers mansion? Swinging for us is a hobby and we have extensive lives outside of swinging! Yeah, we would still be involved in some way, but not that desperate that we would live it!!

Online in a minute to buy a ticket.....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"be more fun doing it my way i love take overs and mergers, far more interesting than starting a new site.

was going to say remind me if it was to happen to drop membership but then i wouldnt get an invite anyway and to be honest if i did would take great pleasure in telling you to stick it where the sun dont shine !

There wouldnt be any invites you would have to apply and fit the criteria, so maybe you would be wasting your time applying, maybe you wouldnt who knows.

let you know when we win lol

I wouldnt even bother to apply then as thats 1 of best things about this site all the different people on here , i wouldnt want to belong to any site that had a criteria to fill would be like sheep and im def not 1 of them but hey hoo thats just IMO and each to their own "

+1, there are plenty of paid sites out there and ones where you have to fit a certain criteria.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

I think some are taking a tongue in cheek post way to seriously!! Not much point in getting out of shape about something that will never happen!

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By *agman n angelCouple
over a year ago

benidorm


"I think some are taking a tongue in cheek post way to seriously!! Not much point in getting out of shape about something that will never happen! "

exactly, some people wind up so easily lol

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley


"buy this site off the owners and turn it into a pay site with restricted membership"

The owners have far too much respect for us members to allow you to buy it. So stick your money up your jaxie

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By *agman n angelCouple
over a year ago

benidorm


"buy this site off the owners and turn it into a pay site with restricted membership

The owners have far too much respect for us members to allow you to buy it. So stick your money up your jaxie "

yeah and if you believe that you need to get a refund on your brain surgeon, money talks and if someone offers a very respectable sum for this or any other site it would be sold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"buy this site off the owners and turn it into a pay site with restricted membership

The owners have far too much respect for us members to allow you to buy it. So stick your money up your jaxie "

Lmao its a nice thought but money talks and a few mill and i am sure they would sell. What about if someone offered you say £5,000 for your profile would you keep it or sell it? Be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"buy this site off the owners and turn it into a pay site with restricted membership

The owners have far too much respect for us members to allow you to buy it. So stick your money up your jaxie "

Lmao its a nice thought but money talks and a few mill and i am sure they would sell. What about if someone offered you say £5,000 for your profile would you keep it or sell it? Be honest

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"I would go away somewhere quiet to think about it. Id buy a nice house, invest enough to keep me comfortable for the rest of my life and give the rest away

I'd do the same. I find it strange that some people's first thought is to get a swinging mansion - guess some folk only have one track minds!"

nooo... i'd make sure everyone family wise was sorted.... get me car... then sort of me swinging mansion... ahem... meant weekend getaway... lol

hottub with a big flatscreen tv on it... retractable roof for the 2 days of summer... built in fridge on one side.. built in hi-fi on the other.....

then the gym... i say gym... it would be a big room with another big flatscreen tv with a wii... complete with wii fit and wii fit plus!!!!

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By *agman n angelCouple
over a year ago

benidorm


"buy this site off the owners and turn it into a pay site with restricted membership

The owners have far too much respect for us members to allow you to buy it. So stick your money up your jaxie

Lmao its a nice thought but money talks and a few mill and i am sure they would sell. What about if someone offered you say £5,000 for your profile would you keep it or sell it? Be honest "

How much ? I dont think 5k is a sensible figure, think a little lower dont want to rip anyone off its yours for a monkey lol

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire


" its yours for a monkey lol"

There's a monkey floating round here somewhere, will he do?

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

then there would be the box at arsenal... maybe buy a 2nd home in the northumberland hills....

and you would always "turn left" on the plane and go travelling.... oooh... rugby world cup in new zealand....

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden


" its yours for a monkey lol

There's a monkey floating round here somewhere, will he do?"

FFS I am not common currency for your negotiations!

Unless I get a 'brutal blowjob' of course.

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire


" its yours for a monkey lol

There's a monkey floating round here somewhere, will he do?

FFS I am not common currency for your negotiations!

Unless I get a 'brutal blowjob' of course."

It's perfectly acceptable to "pimp the chimp"

And nibble your own monkey nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would join a chargeable swinging site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy ourselves a little slice of heaven on the Great Orme :D panoramic views to die for in my book :D as for the swinging, I'd be to interested in picking the tone of red for my Mustang and lets not even talk about the Bentley lol

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By *agman n angelCouple
over a year ago

benidorm


"I would join a chargeable swinging site "

ok when we buy this one you will be first on the list, you can be a mod for chat or forums or sod it you can be vice president

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does it matter if you pay or don't pay, for a swingers account. You would still get fuckwits with paypal accounts, not sure what all the fuss is about tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"buy this site off the owners and turn it into a pay site with restricted membership

The owners have far too much respect for us members to allow you to buy it. So stick your money up your jaxie

Lmao its a nice thought but money talks and a few mill and i am sure they would sell. What about if someone offered you say £5,000 for your profile would you keep it or sell it? Be honest

How much ? I dont think 5k is a sensible figure, think a little lower dont want to rip anyone off its yours for a monkey lol"

Lol well i don't really want to buy one i was just saying money talks. Besides your profile is worth at least a pair of monkeys

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By *agman n angelCouple
over a year ago

benidorm


"Why does it matter if you pay or don't pay, for a swingers account. You would still get fuckwits with paypal accounts, not sure what all the fuss is about tbh "

oh it matters big time, but thats another debate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry for saying that i would first have a swinging mansion etc etc.....I overlooked my family...my neice who needs medical help,and yes im gonna blow every penny on sex as I really dont enjoy lotsa other things in life.I dont have much care for any issues around the world blahhblahhh---

time to lighten up posters and dont see everything thats typed as gospel ffs lol

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

There are a few with humour bypasses on here today!! Again folks, this is not real life!! It aint gonna happen!!!

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

Hey Raise... Instead of "Blowing every penny on sex" Why not spend every penny on blows? You might even get a "Brutal Blowjob" lol

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

after seeing my family and loved ones "all right", I would be offski and you wouldn't see me for dust!!

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

But of course, you'd take your "Soap on a Rope" lol

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By *agman n angelCouple
over a year ago

benidorm


"But of course, you'd take your "Soap on a Rope" lol "

mmm soapy might be happy with that idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are a few with humour bypasses on here today!! Again folks, this is not real life!! It aint gonna happen!!!"

lol Rumour u wont be saying that when this euromillion winner is sitting ala Robert Redford style offering ya 1million pounds for a nite of MrsRumours company....wait...aint this a free site...what am I doing lol!!!

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By *quamarina1964Woman
over a year ago

Bideford


"There are a few with humour bypasses on here today!! Again folks, this is not real life!! It aint gonna happen!!!"

are u sure about that? lol can u see into the future lmfao think this thread was meant to be funny lol

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

A million???? Fookin hell, we are currently asking £1.50!!! (Mind you, those pics we found on the 'net have worked wonders for our mail!)

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By *agman n angelCouple
over a year ago

benidorm


"There are a few with humour bypasses on here today!! Again folks, this is not real life!! It aint gonna happen!!!

lol Rumour u wont be saying that when this euromillion winner is sitting ala Robert Redford style offering ya 1million pounds for a nite of MrsRumours company....wait...aint this a free site...what am I doing lol!!!"

indecent proposal style goes hand in hand with our profile anyone offering a monkey?

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

I'm forever blowing Bubbles.....

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire


"I'm forever blowing Bubbles..... "

Oyy im not allowed to trade the monkey.....and he's still a bit upset about the whole Jacko thing.

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By *agman n angelCouple
over a year ago

benidorm

think the monkey needs some input here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I would join a chargeable swinging site

ok when we buy this one you will be first on the list, you can be a mod for chat or forums or sod it you can be vice president"

Coolio. Thanks guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd set up an arrangement whereby each member of my family (brother, sisters, neices & nephews - over the age of 21) would get £50k in their bank accounts every year for ten years. Parents would be sorted with a £million.

Great neices/nephews would have £25k put in trust until they were 21.

I'd also set up a £1m fund to pay for family members to go to Uni (this would provide for future generations long after I'm gone).

Then I'd get totally wankered for a couple of weeks in Hawaii, stop off at Vegas on the way back a drop a $1m chip on red at the roulette table then go get Siren a boob job from the best surgeon in America. Fly back to the UK on our own private chartered jet (smoking all the fookin way), before hopping into the Ferrari I'd have ordered to be waiting for us at the airport and drive carefree with the wind in my hair to our new palatial home just outside Ponteleand.

I'd enter the mansion, sit in our huge lounge looking out onto the vast grounds we'd have, smile, then take Siren from behind whilst yelling, "I'm the king of the castle and you're my duuuurty rascal!"

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By *uss PussWoman
over a year ago

east cheshire


"I'd set up an arrangement whereby each member of my family (brother, sisters, neices & nephews - over the age of 21) would get £50k in their bank accounts every year for ten years. Parents would be sorted with a £million.

Great neices/nephews would have £25k put in trust until they were 21.

I'd also set up a £1m fund to pay for family members to go to Uni (this would provide for future generations long after I'm gone).

Then I'd get totally wankered for a couple of weeks in Hawaii, stop off at Vegas on the way back a drop a $1m chip on red at the roulette table then go get Siren a boob job from the best surgeon in America. Fly back to the UK on our own private chartered jet (smoking all the fookin way), before hopping into the Ferrari I'd have ordered to be waiting for us at the airport and drive carefree with the wind in my hair to our new palatial home just outside Ponteleand.

I'd enter the mansion, sit in our huge lounge looking out onto the vast grounds we'd have, smile, then take Siren from behind whilst yelling, "I'm the king of the castle and you're my duuuurty rascal!"

THEN gonna send Fuss Puss a big fat cheque cos she's ace

"

Awww thanks Wishy xxxxx

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By *obsrocketMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

Being a single bloke first purchase would be a sharp stick to fend off all the gold diggers with. Then of course shag pad, pool, hot tub, hot and cold running women etc. Not forgeting a Shag mobile for Fabswingers Camping weekends. Get my own Concorde back in the air.... mmm perhaps Tuesdays jackpot may not be enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh id buy a second hand car and a few bits and carry on workin

136 million wont be worth jack shit soon

It will be £4000 a liter fa petrol remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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THEN gonna send Fuss Puss a big fat cheque cos she's ace

Awww thanks Wishy xxxxx"

Be careful what you wish for as it usually comes with a price!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

THEN gonna send Fuss Puss a big fat cheque cos she's ace

Awww thanks Wishy xxxxx

Be careful what you wish for as it usually comes with a price! "

Yeah i can well believe that of you pmsl xx

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks


"then there would be the box at arsenal... maybe buy a 2nd home in the northumberland hills....

and you would always "turn left" on the plane and go travelling.... oooh... rugby world cup in new zealand...."

with £157 mil in the bank Fabio you could BUY northumberland .. not just a 2nd home lol

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