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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You're failing in your duties Jim Bob.

No cake for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh Jim's bottom got prettier!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooh Jim's bottom got prettier! "

You can stick your face in my cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooh Jim's bottom got prettier!

You can stick your face in my cake "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooh Jim's bottom got prettier!

You can stick your face in my cake

"

I meant my cream cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cheeky!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooh its the prettiest star in the sky

I do love your name and it makes me want to watcb stardust each time I see you post

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"tartlet!"

FTFY.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tartlet!

FTFY."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooooh its the prettiest star in the sky

I do love your name and it makes me want to watcb stardust each time I see you post "

Awww, thank you

I haven't watched it or read it in ages

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Good evening ladies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"tartlet!

FTFY.

"

Smoochies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're failing in your duties Jim Bob.

No cake for you."

What do I get?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Good evening ladies "

Was gonna say that maself before this turned into a total lezzerfest

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening ladies "

Oi oi saveloy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're failing in your duties Jim Bob.

No cake for you.

What do I get?"

Smack on the nose.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside


"Good evening ladies

Oi oi saveloy. "

How you doin' ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tartlet!

FTFY.

Smoochies?"

Always

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooooh its the prettiest star in the sky

I do love your name and it makes me want to watcb stardust each time I see you post

Awww, thank you

I haven't watched it or read it in ages"

Its one of the ones I have to watch every few months! Its like a modern day princess bride for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're failing in your duties Jim Bob.

No cake for you.

What do I get?

Smack on the nose."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're failing in your duties Jim Bob.

No cake for you.

What do I get?

Smack on the nose.

"

Nose is a euphemism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening ladies

Oi oi saveloy.

How you doin' ?"

Hot & waiting for my painkillers to kick in

How YOU doin'?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're failing in your duties Jim Bob.

No cake for you.

What do I get?

Smack on the nose.

Nose is a euphemism "

You nose it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're failing in your duties Jim Bob.

No cake for you.

What do I get?

Smack on the nose.

Nose is a euphemism "

No, I'm going to bite his butt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""

Dry your eyes mate

I know it’s hard to take but her mind has been made up

There’s plenty more fish in the sea

Dry your eyes mate

I know you want to make her see how much this pain hurts

But you’ve got to walk away now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're failing in your duties Jim Bob.

No cake for you.

What do I get?

Smack on the nose.

Nose is a euphemism

You nose it?"

A nose by any other name...

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"You're failing in your duties Jim Bob.

No cake for you.

What do I get?

Smack on the nose.

Nose is a euphemism

No, I'm going to bite his butt."
noooo don't do that

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Good evening ladies

Oi oi saveloy.

How you doin' ?"

Troy McClure? You're Joey in disguise really aren't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're failing in your duties Jim Bob.

No cake for you.

What do I get?

Smack on the nose.

Nose is a euphemism

No, I'm going to bite his butt.noooo don't do that"

Don't stop her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're failing in your duties Jim Bob.

No cake for you.

What do I get?

Smack on the nose.

Nose is a euphemism

No, I'm going to bite his butt.noooo don't do that

Don't stop her."

You kinky little...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're failing in your duties Jim Bob.

No cake for you.

What do I get?

Smack on the nose.

Nose is a euphemism

No, I'm going to bite his butt.noooo don't do that

Don't stop her.

You kinky little... "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You're failing in your duties Jim Bob.

No cake for you.

What do I get?

Smack on the nose.

Nose is a euphemism

No, I'm going to bite his butt.noooo don't do that

Don't stop her.

You kinky little...

"

Can I add some chocolate sauce before I chow down?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're failing in your duties Jim Bob.

No cake for you.

What do I get?

Smack on the nose.

Nose is a euphemism

No, I'm going to bite his butt.noooo don't do that

Don't stop her.

You kinky little...

Can I add some chocolate sauce before I chow down?"

Squeeze my bum, then squeeze the bottle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You're failing in your duties Jim Bob.

No cake for you.

What do I get?

Smack on the nose.

Nose is a euphemism

No, I'm going to bite his butt.noooo don't do that

Don't stop her.

You kinky little...

Can I add some chocolate sauce before I chow down?

Squeeze my bum, then squeeze the bottle."

#euph

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


""

Where's j0hnny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Where's j0hnny? "

Dead.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"

Where's j0hnny?

Dead."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Where's j0hnny?

Dead.

"

I know, I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fine Young Cannibals - Johnny Come Home

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"

Where's j0hnny?

Dead.

I know, I know. "

Anyway, back to the real world now, what colour should I dye ma goatee next as I'm meeting a lady next week that spent 4 nights at ma gaffe late last year and it was turquoise then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fine Young Cannibals - Johnny Come Home"

I'll be J0hnny if it floats your boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Where's j0hnny?

Dead.

I know, I know.

Anyway, back to the real world now, what colour should I dye ma goatee next as I'm meeting a lady next week that spent 4 nights at ma gaffe late last year and it was turquoise then? "

What colour is it now?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*gaff even, that was an unintentional gaffe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*gaff even, that was an unintentional gaffe "

Forgiven, just don't be guffing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*gaff even, that was an unintentional gaffe "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Where's j0hnny?

Dead.

I know, I know.

Anyway, back to the real world now, what colour should I dye ma goatee next as I'm meeting a lady next week that spent 4 nights at ma gaffe late last year and it was turquoise then? "

Pink to make her wink.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fine Young Cannibals - Johnny Come Home

I'll be J0hnny if it floats your boat "

I prefer Estella.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*gaff even, that was an unintentional gaffe

Forgiven, just don't be guffing "

On my muffin.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


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What colour is it now?"

A bit nondescript really, as it's only a semi permanent colour it doesn't take long for it to wash out over time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fine Young Cannibals - Johnny Come Home

I'll be J0hnny if it floats your boat

I prefer Estella."

Thank you, James.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

What colour is it now?

A bit nondescript really, as it's only a semi permanent colour it doesn't take long for it to wash out over time. "

Can you do multi colours?

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By *oul BrothaMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away

Can new nocturnals sign in and report for duty?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*gaff even, that was an unintentional gaffe

Forgiven, just don't be guffing

On my muffin."

You can play with my muff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can new nocturnals sign in and report for duty?"

Welcome!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can new nocturnals sign in and report for duty?"

Fuck yeah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*gaff even, that was an unintentional gaffe

Forgiven, just don't be guffing

On my muffin.

You can play with my muff."

Sweet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*gaff even, that was an unintentional gaffe

Forgiven, just don't be guffing

On my muffin.

You can play with my muff.

Sweet."

It is.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Fine Young Cannibals - Johnny Come Home

I'll be J0hnny if it floats your boat

I prefer a pint of Stella."

Your round then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fine Young Cannibals - Johnny Come Home

I'll be J0hnny if it floats your boat

I prefer a pint of Stella.

Your round then "

Or Estrella

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By *oul BrothaMan
over a year ago

A Galaxy far far away


"Can new nocturnals sign in and report for duty?

Fuck yeah."

Thanks for the warm welcome both.

So is it night shift, insomnia or late night perving for everyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can new nocturnals sign in and report for duty?

Fuck yeah.

Thanks for the warm welcome both.

So is it night shift, insomnia or late night perving for everyone?"

I never sleep. I'm always perving.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Can new nocturnals sign in and report for duty?

Fuck yeah.

Thanks for the warm welcome both.

So is it night shift, insomnia or late night perving for everyone?"

Jut a handful of idiots that post utter inane drivel on here to entertain ourselves basically. There is no known cure apparently

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Jim & Estella sitting in a tree

K I S S I N G

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim & Estella sitting in a tree

K I S S I N G "

As if.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Jim & Estella sitting in a tree

K I S S I N G

As if. "

Ok, I'll give you a joke that I made up then

Knock knock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VALUE BOX FROM THE ONLY PLACE OPEN AT THIS TIME.

I'm going to go with I've had worse things in my mouth. But not for a while

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim & Estella sitting in a tree

K I S S I N G

As if.

Ok, I'll give you a joke that I made up then

Knock knock."

We're gonna have problems if your holding that with your left hand ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"VALUE BOX FROM THE ONLY PLACE OPEN AT THIS TIME.

I'm going to go with I've had worse things in my mouth. But not for a while "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim & Estella sitting in a tree

K I S S I N G

As if.

Ok, I'll give you a joke that I made up then

Knock knock."

Who's there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"VALUE BOX FROM THE ONLY PLACE OPEN AT THIS TIME.

I'm going to go with I've had worse things in my mouth. But not for a while

"

Hey it's way better than some things

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Jim & Estella sitting in a tree

K I S S I N G

As if.

Ok, I'll give you a joke that I made up then

Knock knock.

Who's there?"

Amir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"VALUE BOX FROM THE ONLY PLACE OPEN AT THIS TIME.

I'm going to go with I've had worse things in my mouth. But not for a while

Hey it's way better than some things "

True say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim & Estella sitting in a tree

K I S S I N G

As if.

Ok, I'll give you a joke that I made up then

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Amir"

Amir who?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Jim & Estella sitting in a tree

K I S S I N G

As if.

Ok, I'll give you a joke that I made up then

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Amir

Amir who?"

Amir to see you of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jim & Estella sitting in a tree

K I S S I N G

As if.

Ok, I'll give you a joke that I made up then

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Amir

Amir who?

Amir to see you of course "

Hilarious!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right which sly shady fucker decided to start wrapping kebab an chicken boxes in cling film before delivering em to d*unks??????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right which sly shady fucker decided to start wrapping kebab an chicken boxes in cling film before delivering em to d*unks?????? "

That's just mean!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right which sly shady fucker decided to start wrapping kebab an chicken boxes in cling film before delivering em to d*unks??????

That's just mean!"

This is something none drinkers do intit?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Right which sly shady fucker decided to start wrapping kebab an chicken boxes in cling film before delivering em to d*unks?????? "

Ah now you see, that's where you slipped up my friend. Go for a Chinese instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right which sly shady fucker decided to start wrapping kebab an chicken boxes in cling film before delivering em to d*unks??????

That's just mean!

This is something none drinkers do intit? "

Must be. The f*ckers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right which sly shady fucker decided to start wrapping kebab an chicken boxes in cling film before delivering em to d*unks??????

Ah now you see, that's where you slipped up my friend. Go for a Chinese instead "

Not now I opened it with a big knife.

Not wanting to sound racist ....

Actually I don't care ....

It's probably revenge for me refusing to give the taxi driver who picked me up outside a gay club the other week a blow job in lieu of payment.

Cheeky fucker asked if I was gay, so I said no I'm bi. Pulls up outside my street says

'there's more than one way to pay'

I said

'Or I can just ring the police because you've just propositioned me'

He said

'Ok it's £6'

I said

'Fuck you and die'

An got out and walked away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right which sly shady fucker decided to start wrapping kebab an chicken boxes in cling film before delivering em to d*unks??????

Ah now you see, that's where you slipped up my friend. Go for a Chinese instead

Not now I opened it with a big knife.

Not wanting to sound racist ....

Actually I don't care ....

It's probably revenge for me refusing to give the taxi driver who picked me up outside a gay club the other week a blow job in lieu of payment.

Cheeky fucker asked if I was gay, so I said no I'm bi. Pulls up outside my street says

'there's more than one way to pay'

I said

'Or I can just ring the police because you've just propositioned me'

He said

'Ok it's £6'

I said

'Fuck you and die'

An got out and walked away. "

Why would that be racist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He stunk and obviously hadn't washed in ages. I was quite angry if I'd been a teen girl that would of been really intimidating and a bad experience as opposed to mildly annoying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all "

Urgh it is init

Top of the morning to ye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all

Urgh it is init

Top of the morning to ye "

Top of the morning is right, can't believe I'm dragging myself out of bed at this hour..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all

Urgh it is init

Top of the morning to ye

Top of the morning is right, can't believe I'm dragging myself out of bed at this hour.. "

I'd say you can join me I'm just crawling in the pit after a particularly disappointing kebab n chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all

Urgh it is init

Top of the morning to ye

Top of the morning is right, can't believe I'm dragging myself out of bed at this hour..

I'd say you can join me I'm just crawling in the pit after a particularly disappointing kebab n chicken "

Aye, I read

Sorry to hear it.

Perhaps take your custom elsewhere for you next late night post pub meal.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

*they

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I said not wanting to sound racist but I don't care.

Also the taxi driver was earlier in the week.

Facts my lil southern bell facts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I said not wanting to sound racist but I don't care.

Also the taxi driver was earlier in the week.

Facts my lil southern bell facts "

No, I read all that. I just concluded with the fact it was racist. I care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying that you don't want to sound racist does not make it not seem racist..

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I give up sometimes, I really do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I give up sometimes, I really do "

Morning thread time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saying that you don't want to sound racist does not make it not seem racist.. "

I did then say I didn't care. And I don't to be honest. Not a lot does really bother me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You all need to learn the fact that when some ones says

'I don't want to sound ..... but'

The next impression will be jack boots and Adolph screaming at the masses.

Kay?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I give up sometimes, I really do "

Anyway. If I offered you sex would you? If I promised to keep my mouth shut apart from when you fuck my face?

You can slap me a bit and bruise me up.

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