FabSwingers.com forum: words i hate to hear.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I hate 'cheer's instead of thank you. And when people say think rather than thing (example) anythink somethink and nothink. It is thing ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me it's "lad", it gets used all the time here in Liverpool and it grinds me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bae

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bae"

Fuck that word right back to hell!!!!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Hun. Or babe. Hate is a bit strong, I do dislike them though.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Cool in response to anythinG grrrrrrrrr.

My dog just died!

Cool

No it bloody well isn't cool fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate 'cheer's instead of thank you. And when people say think rather than thing (example) anythink somethink and nothink. It is thing ffs"

Cheers for sharing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss off small dick!!

I don't like Bae either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the word slacks

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Piss off small dick!!

I don't like Bae either"

Or old birds, I remembe_ed lol

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Bae - hate with a passion

Babe - no im not a talking pig!

Luv - no im not that

Hun - Attila?

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"I hate the word slacks

Random - I love that!

I hate the word "meld". No idea why, if just drives me mad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hun

Love - no im not your love you cuntbag

Bae - urghh

On fleek - shush just shush

Reem - oh dear lord

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By *arren the doggerMan
over a year ago

willenhall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boo

Bae

Shithead

Lovemuffin

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Thar are onley a cupall of words that i carnt stand and I don't think im alowed to say them on hear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Moist

What if its about cake though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aks / axe instead of ask...what the fuck is that about ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pal hate it with a passion

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By *ogerNesszonesMan
over a year ago

Northern England

I simply loathe to hear a woman's breasts described as her "rack"

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Minge. Hate that word

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By *layfulCouple86Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

"For me it's "lad", it gets used all the time here in Liverpool and it grinds me."

Or just "La"

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Bae

Fuck that word right back to hell!!!!"

Nothing wrong with that in Cornwall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate the word slacks

Random - I love that!

I hate the word "meld". No idea why, if just drives me mad."

I have no idea why I hate the word slacks either. It makes me cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kekkle ..why ..really ..its kettle

Ickle wtf

I'll leave it there winding me up just typing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chillax

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

'My bad'

I don't know where that came from but it can fuck off back there. I hate hearing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chillax

Chillax..wtf is that a tampax from the fridge ..glad to say first time I've heard that one

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

I must admit to using cheers in emails but I never actually say it. I'm more partial to a "ta very much".

My irksome word is lush. I thought it confined to South Wales but it seems to be spreading.

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By *atdancerCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Lose - not win, misplace something.

Loose - not tight, release something, fire an arrow.

"You" is the plural version of "you" in English. There is no "yous"; if there was, it would definitely not be spelled "use" which means to utilise something.

For those who don't know: yous is popular in Scotland when addressing a group. "How yous doin'?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vanilla

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

'You do not have to say anything, anything you do say....'

I hate it when that happens

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By *ild-1Woman
over a year ago

york

Innit !!!! Hate that word especially when it follows every sentence.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"I hate 'cheer's instead of thank you. And when people say think rather than thing (example) anythink somethink and nothink. It is thing ffs"

"Gud" really winds me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me it's "lad", it gets used all the time here in Liverpool and it grinds me."

Is 'la' ok though - cos I love that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Innit !!!! Hate that word especially when it follows every sentence. "

Fuckin' stupid word, init?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I must admit to using cheers in emails but I never actually say it. I'm more partial to a "ta very much".

My irksome word is lush. I thought it confined to South Wales but it seems to be spreading."

You'd hate me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I must be getting to relaxed in my old age. I can't think of any words that bug me...........people of the other hand

PTU XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Belly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're cute" puppies and kittens are cute!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""You're cute" puppies and kittens are cute! "

Such a cute thing to say - you bloody cutey

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Vanilla"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smashed!

Lads, lads, lads comes to mind!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Last orders please" grinds my gears

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By *aren1956TV/TS
over a year ago

Fakenham

Newcastle United.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lose - not win, misplace something.

Loose - not tight, release something, fire an arrow.

"You" is the plural version of "you" in English. There is no "yous"; if there was, it would definitely not be spelled "use" which means to utilise something.

For those who don't know: yous is popular in Scotland when addressing a group. "How yous doin'?""

It's popular in Ireland too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You owe me...

Your bill sir..

Open the door its the polis (for Scots readers)

Freeze motherfucker..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'You do not have to say anything, anything you do say....'

I hate it when that happens

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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago

not far from you..

Any type of swear word!..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Bezzie'

Where did that monstrosity of a word come from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'You do not have to say anything, anything you do say....'

I hate it when that happens

I sentence you to......

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

I could like, y'know, just put the words, but that would be , y'know, too easy. So I'm going to, y'know, stretch it out a little, y'know, longer.

It's like, y'know, really annoying..

Do you know what i mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fella. Normally said by someone trying to be patronising who wouldn't know who they're talking to from Adam.

And moist and gusset. And doubly bad, moist gusset.

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

"Lose - not win, misplace something.

Loose - not tight, release something, fire an arrow.

"You" is the plural version of "you" in English. There is no "yous"; if there was, it would definitely not be spelled "use" which means to utilise something.

For those who don't know: yous is popular in Scotland when addressing a group. "How yous doin'?""

And Norn Iron as well. Apparently I am guilty of using yous.

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Dunno what people have got against bae?

It's one of the biggest employers in the UK...

Odd..

Anyway,

There are lots of words that annoy me.. Those bullshit business buzz words like granular, collaborate, upwording, offshoring....

They don't quite boil my blood quite as much as when some bullshit is strung together..get your ducks in a row, at the end of the day, low hanging fruit and my absolute fave, my perception is your reality...

For all those that love those terms I have some words for them..

Cockwombles, fuckwits and cuntmuppets...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hun....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an aversion to a shop assistant or similar saying "see you later" when they have just served me. I will NOT be seeing you later or if I do the chances are so infinitesimal that it's pointless to even say it. Do not say "see you later"

Rant over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bae - hate with a passion

Babe - no im not a talking pig!

Luv - no im not that

Hun - Attila?

Brilliant! I thought I was just being an old git!

Can I add 'mush' ? Wtf is that all about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Random

Banter

Proactive

Liase

Panties (shudder)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wince not winch

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Random

Banter

Proactive

Liase

Panties (shudder)

When all's said and done, at the end of the day, let's push the boundaries and think outside of the box.....

I'm guessing you work in an office

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Random

Banter

Proactive

Liase

Panties (shudder)

When all's said and done, at the end of the day, let's push the boundaries and think outside of the box.....

I'm guessing you work in an office

Haha

I work in hell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Basically

people who start every sentence with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the mundane managerial drivel I have to suffer on a daily basis

• the ball is in your court

• the sooner you finish the sooner you can go

• we have to work as a team

• in terms of......

• in my experience........

Somebody save me

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By *atdancerCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I hate the mundane managerial drivel I have to suffer on a daily basis

• the ball is in your court

• the sooner you finish the sooner you can go

• we have to work as a team

• in terms of......

• in my experience........

Somebody save me

"Going forward." In the past we used to call that "in the future".

Drop the Dead Donkey (for those who remember it) Used to be good at lampooning this kind of talk.

"Let me just pop that in my mental microwave and see if it dings."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'My bad'

I don't know where that came from but it can fuck off back there. I hate hearing it."

bloody American bobbins!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do the Math" - no, no, no!!! You're British - stick an 's' on the end for Christ's sake!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate the mundane managerial drivel I have to suffer on a daily basis

• the ball is in your court

• the sooner you finish the sooner you can go

• we have to work as a team

• in terms of......

• in my experience........

Somebody save me

"Going forward." In the past we used to call that "in the future".

Drop the Dead Donkey (for those who remember it) Used to be good at lampooning this kind of talk.

"Let me just pop that in my mental microwave and see if it dings.""
"

"Blue sky thinking" wtf????

"Lets push it up the flagpole" how about I push it up your bum hole!! It's like working with David Brent! Please save me

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"Hun....

Oh i don't know, the Germans are a fun bunch

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Preform instead of perform. It's one of the main reasons I don't watch saturday night telly, it's rife on there!

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By *arksidesubCouple
over a year ago

not far from you..

"What's the crack" annoying..

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I have a bit of an issue with armpit.

Don't care for the word moist (even when it's about cake I shudder).

Don't like swear words.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was"; when used in the "were" context

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By *aul020269Man
over a year ago

bidford on Avon

It's me not you we can still be friends

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By *aul020269Man
over a year ago

bidford on Avon

People who say do you no what i mean

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Swear words generally..

There are some that make me cringe, one in particular is used in fab alot (I don't even want to type it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The term "made love" makes me physically sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate the mundane managerial drivel I have to suffer on a daily basis

• the ball is in your court

• the sooner you finish the sooner you can go

• we have to work as a team

• in terms of......

• in my experience........

Somebody save me

"Going forward." In the past we used to call that "in the future".

Drop the Dead Donkey (for those who remember it) Used to be good at lampooning this kind of talk.

"Let me just pop that in my mental microwave and see if it dings.""

Love it pmsl

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By *XandMXCouple
over a year ago

South east

I hate the words

Bae

clunge

Random

Sic

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

People who mispronounce 'specific' and 'specifically' as 'pacific' and 'pacifically'.

Aaaaargh!

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By *obyn67Woman
over a year ago

Wonderland

LOL ...I know it is not a word per se ....but it may as well be as some people use it repeatedly .

In fact any text speak that people use. Language can be so expressive, beautiful, provocative....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any sentence beginning with 'So'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LOL ...I know it is not a word per se ....but it may as well be as some people use it repeatedly .

In fact any text speak that people use. Language can be so expressive, beautiful, provocative...."

I completely agree with you on this, I can not stand text talk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alright cock. ..I hate anyone saying that to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it in yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fink. Wiv. Summat. Ov. Fort...hate it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chick and the phrase "it is what it is"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and geez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knecking, horrible phrase/ word.

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By *anillaguyMan
over a year ago

Kingston

Should of instead of should've

Chest of draws

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chick and the phrase "it is what it is""
well it is what it is. Lol.

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Pal hate it with a passion "

Hate 'pal' and 'lad'

Also cannot stand folk using street talk during serious conversation.

For example, we had external auditors visit the office. I told a colleague to hide a contentious file. Her reply was "cool man, will keep it on the D L..."

WTF...??!!!???

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By *orny IrishMan
over a year ago

Rural Wiltshire

""What's the crack" annoying.."

So is what's the craic? OK?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who write 'defiantly ' instead of 'definitely'

Panties

Sugartits or xyz-tits (xyz = A.N. Other sweet item) - massive bleurgh.

Ewwwww the transatlantic version of 'ugh'. Nasty!

Titties... minging word! Tits or boobs please.

I would post this on my profile description if it didn't make me look like a picky bugger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Monday

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Not a hate but of, instead of have.

Lol - people use this without anything being even slightly funny. Stop it.

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

There's a whole series of fab cliches that make us cringe

"we are a couple very much in love " always seems like protesting too much

" if you don't like zZz jog on" - why would you jog because someone doesn't suit you?

"no timewasters" - *because that's really going to put off those who want to waste your time.

"single guys we know where to find you" - a bit bleeding obvious when three quarters of people on here are single guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am going to bury you alive in a box.

I hate those words

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Anyone said 'meh' yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people say pacific instead of specific! It's quite funny!

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By *issy99Woman
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"'You do not have to say anything, anything you do say....'

I hate it when that happens

Hilarious!!

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By *issy99Woman
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Off of!!!

That drives me crazy. E.g. 'That guy off of the telly'

Arrrggghhhh!!

It's 'that guy OFF the telly' not off of!!

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

"I hate the word slacks

skirt and slack centre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Exited rather than excited really grinds my gears but apart from that anything racist or homophobic gets on my nerves!

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

what about 'nice' to describe something as nice is just so non-descriptive really isn't it???

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

"Chillax

Chillax..wtf is that a tampax from the fridge ..glad to say first time I've heard that one "
I got a birthday card with chillax on it once I never put it up as I hate the word almost as much as bought instead of brought

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

"Lose - not win, misplace something.

Loose - not tight, release something, fire an arrow.

"You" is the plural version of "you" in English. There is no "yous"; if there was, it would definitely not be spelled "use" which means to utilise something.

For those who don't know: yous is popular in Scotland when addressing a group. "How yous doin'?""

oh sha dancer

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

intit but

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

"Fella. Normally said by someone trying to be patronising who wouldn't know who they're talking to from Adam.

And moist and gusset. And doubly bad, moist gusset.

"
not a fan of gusset or fanny

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

"I hate the mundane managerial drivel I have to suffer on a daily basis

• the ball is in your court

• the sooner you finish the sooner you can go

• we have to work as a team

• in terms of......

• in my experience........

Somebody save me

teamwork makes the dream work!

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

"I have a bit of an issue with armpit.

Don't care for the word moist (even when it's about cake I shudder).

Don't like swear words. "
armpit is better than oxter

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

"LOL ...I know it is not a word per se ....but it may as well be as some people use it repeatedly .

In fact any text speak that people use. Language can be so expressive, beautiful, provocative....

I completely agree with you on this, I can not stand text talk. "
I hate lol especially when it's used for punctuation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hun

Love - no im not your love you cuntbag

Bae - urghh

On fleek - shush just shush

Reem - oh dear lord"

Cuntbag , my first proper laugh today thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say again...no it's pardon.

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

Most men on here hate to hear no lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big time.....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I don't like the words probably or nice.

I do like moist, fella and cunt though.

For example

"Hey fella, your face makes my cunt moist"

See, what's wrong with that?

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Hate is too strong but incorrect useage bugs me.... Of instead of have, the wrong there, Pacific instead of specific etc etc....

Moist seems to grate on lots of people... We've been winding up a couple of ladies at work all week who cringe at the word

Nita

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

I need to tell you something

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sir, you're making a scene.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

"I have an aversion to a shop assistant or similar saying "see you later" when they have just served me. I will NOT be seeing you later or if I do the chances are so infinitesimal that it's pointless to even say it. Do not say "see you later"

Rant over."

On the way back from a funeral I was asked to pop to get some milk as the family worried they hadn't enough, so there I am on the lone looking like a sullen extra from Men in Black and the conversation goes...

"£2.54 please"

"Thank you sir, Have a ni...."

"Fuck off, just fuck off!"

I did pop back next day and apologise though

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

T_edegar

Some who's going to Birminam! It's pronounced Birmingham you fuckwit! Birm-ing-ham!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guesstimate.

It's a guess or an estimate ffs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Banter, or any variation of the word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like the words probably or nice.

I do like moist, fella and cunt though.

For example

"Hey fella, your wife makes my cunt moist"

See, what's wrong with that?

Ftfy

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

Hen

Gilet

Jitty

Minger

Dear as in yes dear.

Jugs/knockers/melons.

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By *eadySteadyCockCouple
over a year ago

T_edegar

How about someone talking "pacifically" about something! Or a whole new breed of business halfwits changing letters in a word e.g. better becomes bedder or twitter becomes twidder! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*ding ding*

Last orders please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*ding ding*

Last orders please "

Thought you was going to say you didn't like Leslie Philips!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*ding ding*

Last orders please

Thought you was going to say you didn't like Leslie Philips!

Had to google that

Ding dong !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*ding ding*

Last orders please

Thought you was going to say you didn't like Leslie Philips!

Had to google that

Ding dong !"

Could have sworn you'd wrote "ding dong".... had to google that!!!

did say I thought Lacey was Polish!

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

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By *regboy49Man
over a year ago

Sandhurst

Not so much a word but a saying 'two times ' just say ' twice '

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate to hear the word ERRR, the amount of fuckwits that start every sentence with ERRR drives me nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't like the words probably or nice.

I do like moist, fella and cunt though.

For example

"Hey fella, your face makes my cunt moist"

See, what's wrong with that? Hahaha best comment ive seen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cool in response to anythinG grrrrrrrrr.

My dog just died!

Cool

No it bloody well isn't cool fs

Bit like the bloke on bullseye when he told Jim Bowen he was unemployed and Jim replied 'super smashing great'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in advertising and I'm sure there's a secret competition running for the most ad-wank word you can come up with, and I'm sure you get double points if a client then starts using it in their day to day repertoire, classics that have made me want to shoot myself are:

Ideation

Client - what phase of the project is next

Ad land wanker - we'll be starting ideation on Tuesday

You mean concepting you dickhead!

Thought Shower

Account Director - we really need to come up with some great ideas for this project, get the team together

Account Exec (junior) - ok, I'll book us all in for a Thought Shower in meeting room 2

WTF! It's a brainstorm, which to be honest is not really much better

Al-desko

Anyone - who want to join me for a pub lunch?

Someone who bought their own in - I'm having mine al-desko

Seriously?

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Lol

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

'Lunch' and 'snack'. They make me physically cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Al-desko is brilliant -- I'm stealing that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Card declined".

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Being called guys....one of us isn't a guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I work in advertising and I'm sure there's a secret competition running for the most ad-wank word you can come up with, and I'm sure you get double points if a client then starts using it in their day to day repertoire, classics that have made me want to shoot myself are:

Ideation

Client - what phase of the project is next

Ad land wanker - we'll be starting ideation on Tuesday

You mean concepting you dickhead!

Thought Shower

Account Director - we really need to come up with some great ideas for this project, get the team together

Account Exec (junior) - ok, I'll book us all in for a Thought Shower in meeting room 2

WTF! It's a brainstorm, which to be honest is not really much better

Al-desko

Anyone - who want to join me for a pub lunch?

Someone who bought their own in - I'm having mine al-desko

Seriously?

If shooting people, ever became socially acceptable......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'You're nicked'..

Never have liked hearing those, lol..

I'm pretty easy going with anything else..

Harry

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

"I hate the word slacks

Oh I love slacks and frock !!! Lol (actually I don't like lol !!! ) x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ideation

Client - what phase of the project is next

Ad land wanker - we'll be starting ideation on Tuesday

You mean concepting you dickhead!

Thought Shower

Account Director - we really need to come up with some great ideas for this project, get the team together

Account Exec (junior) - ok, I'll book us all in for a Thought Shower in meeting room 2

WTF! It's a brainstorm, which to be honest is not really much better

Al-desko

Anyone - who want to join me for a pub lunch?

Someone who bought their own in - I'm having mine al-desko

Seriously?

Brainstorm is not allowed as a term in the NHS due to connection with mental health issues.

What's wrong with calling it what it is....generating ideas?

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

An earlier poster alluded to this, I would just like to agree wholeheartedly with that, or in the bullshit bingo lingo that everyone seems to talk in business: I recognise that.

I am going to get bullsbit bingo lingo cards out at my next presentation in order to direct people that we stop using suck ass terminology like ducks in a row skiing on the same piste, etc.

In addition I despise TLAs and FLAs being used in documents without them being initially explained (Three, and Four, Letter Abbreviations.)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gash, Muff or Fanny.

Sweetie, baby or hun.

Moist

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By *arvin35Man
over a year ago

penrith

Chimley - there is no L in the word chimney!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fella is another derogatory word i hate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Rhetoric" is being bandied about all over political news items...

"BREXIT"

"HARD BREXIT/SOFT BREXIT"

Anyone who claims to be anti 'ist' well that's just bullshit...they probably would shag anything darker than White...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ideation

Client - what phase of the project is next

Ad land wanker - we'll be starting ideation on Tuesday

You mean concepting you dickhead!

Thought Shower

Account Director - we really need to come up with some great ideas for this project, get the team together

Account Exec (junior) - ok, I'll book us all in for a Thought Shower in meeting room 2

WTF! It's a brainstorm, which to be honest is not really much better

Al-desko

Anyone - who want to join me for a pub lunch?

Someone who bought their own in - I'm having mine al-desko

Seriously?

So are you one of the culprits behind bland, unamusing and irritating shitverts thesedays?

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By *ait88Man
over a year ago

Plymouth

Urban Dictionary top definition of “LOS”

A dope ass rapper from Baltimore, MD. Kills your favorite rapper's beat and doesn't take shit from anybody.

OMG!

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By *aitMan
over a year ago

Plymouth

File not found

Wrong user name or password

Going forward (in future)

Team player

Proactive

Exiting

Gifting

Here’s your bill, sir

Is this your car, sir?

I’ve got a headache

There’s someone downstairs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'No'

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By *ollyGWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Hole instead of pussy, it's not something that had just been dug with a spade!!!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Lol, I know it's not a word but I don't really like it and can judge people on its overuse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'No'

Same here was gonna say dito but someone might not like it ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to get slaughte_ed for this, but I can't stand the word. Hate x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Boobies"

Such a turnoff when a woman uses it to describe her anatomy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Boobies"

Such a turnoff when a woman uses it to describe her anatomy.

What do you prefer ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you pour your heart out to someone with a two page text and they reply back 'K', yeh that, that gets my back up fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that deviates from proper grammar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who write 'defiantly ' instead of 'definitely'

Panties

Sugartits or xyz-tits (xyz = A.N. Other sweet item) - massive bleurgh.

Ewwwww the transatlantic version of 'ugh'. Nasty!

Titties... minging word! Tits or boobs please.

I would post this on my profile description if it didn't make me look like a picky bugger.

Defiantly- hah, that's a common annoyance

I'll have to disagree about tits and boobs... I HATE those words especially if tits is pronounced "tats" as in "ma tats"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Boobies"

Such a turnoff when a woman uses it to describe her anatomy.

What do you prefer ?"

Breasts and Nipples! 'Titties' is okay depending on how it's used.

I also like to see the word 'Areolas' written.

But 'boobies' is just too diminutive and just feels like something an inexperienced adolescent would say. Like "oh look I think I'm growing boobies"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bae

Fuck that word right back to hell!!!!"

What does Bae mean?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Thanks for the lovely message Sam but you're not my type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Boobies"

Such a turnoff when a woman uses it to describe her anatomy.

What do you prefer ?

Breasts and Nipples! 'Titties' is okay depending on how it's used.

I also like to see the word 'Areolas' written.

But 'boobies' is just too diminutive and just feels like something an inexperienced adolescent would say. Like "oh look I think I'm growing boobies"

Areola is a beautiful word, so sensual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for the lovely message Sam but you're not my type

Haha you actually get a reply? Well done, I spend half an hour composing a complimentary but witty message and sit back rather smugly to a_ait a response, only to find it deleted virtually straight away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hun. Or babe. Hate is a bit strong, I do dislike them though."

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over a year ago

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Wrong user name or password

Going forward (in future)

Team player

Proactive

Exiting

Gifting

Here’s your bill, sir

Is this your car, sir?

I’ve got a headache

There’s someone downstairs!

CLOSED

You missed out 'paradigm shift'

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