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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sadly I am on antibiotics but I can still serve and converse...what are you drinking?

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By *ire X IceCouple
over a year ago

coventry

Can I have a nice half of cider? Sun is shining and I'm feeling festivally!

How's your day been?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old Fashioned for me tonight, please. Thank you kindly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In this sunshine? A nice cold cider please

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

I am old fashioned.

Result!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in bed poorly so just a shandy for me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cider is very popular in the sunshine!

Enjoy lovelies..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am old fashioned.

Result!!!"

Badum tssshhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old Fashioned for me tonight, please. Thank you kindly.

Have you ever had a smoked old fashioned??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Old Fashioned for me tonight, please. Thank you kindly.

Old fashioned? Is that Real Ale? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thatchers Haze please barkeep. Cider I up!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Please may I have a large gin? No tonic thanks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a nice half of cider? Sun is shining and I'm feeling festivally!

How's your day been? "

Thankyou for asking- better than the last!

Festivally- sounds chilled x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im in bed poorly so just a shandy for me please "

Oh dear- gws xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pussy come sounds good to down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thatchers Haze please barkeep. Cider I up! "

Pint coming up.. nuts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old Fashioned for me tonight, please. Thank you kindly.

Old fashioned? Is that Real Ale? X"

It's a cocker-tail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Stella would be nice please, with a dash of lime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please may I have a large gin? No tonic thanks. "

Over ice or straight up?

Bad day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old Fashioned for me tonight, please. Thank you kindly.

Have you ever had a smoked old fashioned??"

No, sounds interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sadly I am on antibiotics but I can still serve and converse...what are you drinking?"

Could murder a pint of Doom Bar, thanks...and a bag of pork scratchings please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Old Fashioned for me tonight, please. Thank you kindly.

Old fashioned? Is that Real Ale? X

It's a cocker-tail

Oh not heard of it- what's in it and I will do my best? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Stella would be nice please, with a dash of lime "

Estella?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Stella would be nice please, with a dash of lime "
one Stella tortoise and lime Sir!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sadly I am on antibiotics but I can still serve and converse...what are you drinking?

Could murder a pint of Doom Bar, thanks...and a bag of pork scratchings please.

Pint with head- just resting it.. and pig dermatitis, coming up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Stella would be nice please, with a dash of lime

Estella? "

NO A PINT OF STELLA are you deaf ?

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

"I am old fashioned.

Result!!!

Badum tssshhh"

And for me, a nice, refreshing eStella please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Stella would be nice please, with a dash of lime one Stella tortoise and lime Sir!

Thank you.

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Treble Jager and vanilla please bar keep

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By *im2203Couple
over a year ago

colchester

Vodka and . Already on our 3rd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Stella would be nice please, with a dash of lime

Estella?

NO A PINT OF STELLA are you deaf ? "

Hahaha!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Treble Jager and vanilla please bar keep

On a mission?

Coming up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old Fashioned for me tonight, please. Thank you kindly.

Have you ever had a smoked old fashioned??

No, sounds interesting

The drink is still made the same just the place i went would put it into a bottle then pipe in smoke which was made from lighting cedar or maple chips then put a stopper on so when you poured it over ice it was amazing, the smoke gave it a really unique smooth flavour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A porn star martini please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka and . Already on our 3rd

xx "
Good work!

Double?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im in bed poorly so just a shandy for me please

Oh dear- gws xx"

And you too (bloody hate antibiotics)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A porn star martini please

Ooh yummy- coming right up! Or should that be going down?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After the day I've had I'll have a Hendricks & slimline tonic please,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pear cider now, to be followed by a sneaky pastis then a bottle of red with dinner.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im in bed poorly so just a shandy for me please

Oh dear- gws xx

And you too (bloody hate antibiotics) "

Ditto- made me more wobbly than the bronchitis! x

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By *ire X IceCouple
over a year ago

coventry

"Can I have a nice half of cider? Sun is shining and I'm feeling festivally!

How's your day been?

Thankyou for asking- better than the last!

Festivally- sounds chilled x"

Unfortunately I've been working all day but nearly home now, looking forward to my cider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old Fashioned for me tonight, please. Thank you kindly.

Have you ever had a smoked old fashioned??

No, sounds interesting

Ooooh I'll look out for that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After the day I've had I'll have a Hendricks & slimline tonic please, "
Classy xx

With a slice of cucumber, or a twist of lime?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberry and lime cider with crushed ice please and a bar of chocolate for yourself as you cant drink xx

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Ohh good idea vodka and tonic ice and lime thank you.

Im having a smart meter fitted he recons at least 3 hours without electricity.

Thankfully my laptop is on and I still seem to have internet must be on tethering on my fone. Good job.

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Oh Bacardi and Coke with 2 ice please and thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pear cider now, to be followed by a sneaky pastis then a bottle of red with dinner."

If you want Pastis you will have to go to Greggs!

Pear cider, I can do!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a nice half of cider? Sun is shining and I'm feeling festivally!

How's your day been?

Thankyou for asking- better than the last!

Festivally- sounds chilled x

Unfortunately I've been working all day but nearly home now, looking forward to my cider

Have a lovely evening x

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Please may I have a large gin? No tonic thanks.

Over ice or straight up?

Bad day?"

Ice would be lovely. Good day, now finished for the weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Strawberry and lime cider with crushed ice please and a bar of chocolate for yourself as you cant drink xx"

If I start on the chocolate, you won't get served! Will save it for later when I can savour it!

Crushed ice...Cider... oops bit too much head...will top you up in a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ohh good idea vodka and tonic ice and lime thank you.

Im having a smart meter fitted he recons at least 3 hours without electricity.

Thankfully my laptop is on and I still seem to have internet must be on tethering on my fone. Good job. "

Yummy- enjoy- hope it's not out for too long xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large NZ Sauvignon Blanc for me please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh Bacardi and Coke with 2 ice please and thank you xx"

2 ice- very precise!

Coming up xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Old Fashioned for me tonight, please. Thank you kindly.

Have you ever had a smoked old fashioned??

No, sounds interesting

Ooooh I'll look out for that

Any decent cocktail bar should be able to make it if they smoke any other drinks, dammit now I really want cocktails!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please may I have a large gin? No tonic thanks.

Over ice or straight up?

Bad day?

Ice would be lovely. Good day, now finished for the weekend

Me too- it's lovely not having to work on Friday isn't it! Enjoy, lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im in bed poorly so just a shandy for me please

Oh dear- gws xx

And you too (bloody hate antibiotics)

Ditto- made me more wobbly than the bronchitis! x"

Oh shit

bronchitis is horrid, hope the antibiotics work I had to have an inhaler with mine with a mask and tube to spray it in to (damned if i can remember what its called)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Large NZ Sauvignon Blanc for me please

Coming up- delicious! Enjoy Lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sadly I am on antibiotics but I can still serve and converse...what are you drinking?

Could murder a pint of Doom Bar, thanks...and a bag of pork scratchings please.

Pint with head- just resting it.. and pig dermatitis, coming up!"

You're a star, and get yourself something non alcoholic while you're there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im in bed poorly so just a shandy for me please

Oh dear- gws xx

And you too (bloody hate antibiotics)

Ditto- made me more wobbly than the bronchitis! x

Oh shit

bronchitis is horrid, hope the antibiotics work I had to have an inhaler with mine with a mask and tube to spray it in to (damned if i can remember what its called) "

Thanks Chick very kind xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sadly I am on antibiotics but I can still serve and converse...what are you drinking?

Could murder a pint of Doom Bar, thanks...and a bag of pork scratchings please.

Pint with head- just resting it.. and pig dermatitis, coming up!

You're a star, and get yourself something non alcoholic while you're there.

I'll have a Virgin Diet Cubrè Libre thanks xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sadly I am on antibiotics but I can still serve and converse...what are you drinking?

Could murder a pint of Doom Bar, thanks...and a bag of pork scratchings please.

Pint with head- just resting it.. and pig dermatitis, coming up!

You're a star, and get yourself something non alcoholic while you're there.

I'll have a Virgin Diet Cubrè Libre thanks xx"

Diet then haha

did you get that from big bang theory? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pear cider now, to be followed by a sneaky pastis then a bottle of red with dinner.

If you want Pastis you will have to go to Greggs!

Pear cider, I can do!"

If Greggs sold pastis, I would be in much more often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A porn star martini please

Ooh yummy- coming right up! Or should that be going down?!"

Yes, line them up they go down very well x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Strawberry and lime cider with crushed ice please and a bar of chocolate for yourself as you cant drink xx

If I start on the chocolate, you won't get served! Will save it for later when I can savour it!

Crushed ice...Cider... oops bit too much head...will top you up in a bit

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well put it somewhere cool don't want it melting and ohhhhhhhh thanks I shall enjoy this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sadly I am on antibiotics but I can still serve and converse...what are you drinking?

Could murder a pint of Doom Bar, thanks...and a bag of pork scratchings please.

Pint with head- just resting it.. and pig dermatitis, coming up!

You're a star, and get yourself something non alcoholic while you're there.

I'll have a Virgin Diet Cubrè Libre thanks xx

Diet then haha

did you get that from big bang theory? X"

Bazinga!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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A nice glass of fizzy fizz please

Actually...the bottle

Mwah xx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Anything please, I think I'm losing the will to live

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Large NZ Sauvignon Blanc for me please

Coming up- delicious! Enjoy Lovely x"
thank you! Perfect summer tipple!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May I have a glass of very cold white wine and some dry roasted nuts please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pear cider now, to be followed by a sneaky pastis then a bottle of red with dinner.

If you want Pastis you will have to go to Greggs!

Pear cider, I can do!

If Greggs sold pastis, I would be in much more often

Prefer Tapas myself!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have an irn bru in a glass of ice please

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By *im2203Couple
over a year ago

colchester

"Vodka and . Already on our 3rd

xx Good work!

Double?"

Yes doubles or triples

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything please, I think I'm losing the will to live

You Miss, get a bottle of Cava and a shot or two of Chambourd, in each glass!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice glass of fizzy fizz please

Actually...the bottle

Mwah xx"

Greedy Girl! You can share with Miss Cheekychops!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"May I have a glass of very cold white wine and some dry roasted nuts please

You may- funnily enough Danberks has the nuts over there!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Anything please, I think I'm losing the will to live

You Miss, get a bottle of Cava and a shot or two of Chambourd, in each glass!

Ooooo that makes me sound like a lady lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have an irn bru in a glass of ice please "

What! No Gur-Durrs!

Coming up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything please, I think I'm losing the will to live

You Miss, get a bottle of Cava and a shot or two of Chambourd, in each glass!

Ooooo that makes me sound like a lady lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything please, I think I'm losing the will to live

You Miss, get a bottle of Cava and a shot or two of Chambourd, in each glass!

That is one of my favourite drinks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything please, I think I'm losing the will to live

You Miss, get a bottle of Cava and a shot or two of Chambourd, in each glass!

That is one of my favourite drinks

Have that then? Or an ice cold Frascati? Ladies' choice?

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Anything please, I think I'm losing the will to live

You Miss, get a bottle of Cava and a shot or two of Chambourd, in each glass!

That is one of my favourite drinks

Have that then? Or an ice cold Frascati? Ladies' choice?"

Dax and i dont drink so we will join you in an ice cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pear cider now, to be followed by a sneaky pastis then a bottle of red with dinner.

If you want Pastis you will have to go to Greggs!

Pear cider, I can do!

If Greggs sold pastis, I would be in much more often

Prefer Tapas myself!"

Me too. In fact would like a nibble now, then something to eat

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Another treble Jager and vanilla please bar keep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have that mango cider... rekordalig?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blue eyed monster please

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

Stella n black please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stella n black please x"
mmmmmm that sounds nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anything please, I think I'm losing the will to live

You Miss, get a bottle of Cava and a shot or two of Chambourd, in each glass!

That is one of my favourite drinks

Have that then? Or an ice cold Frascati? Ladies' choice?

Dax and i dont drink so we will join you in an ice cold

Sorry- the barrel needed changing ..

Here you go, enjoy lovelies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me a wkd blue or white wine and him either a lager.... or a smooth bitter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another treble Jager and vanilla please bar keep

Doh!

I recognise you now!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have that mango cider... rekordalig?"

Always something exotic!

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

"Another treble Jager and vanilla please bar keep

Doh!

I recognise you now!

Will I get my drinks quicker now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A blue eyed monster please

Better than a one eyed trouser snake!

Coming up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Give me a wkd blue or white wine and him either a lager.... or a smooth bitter"

Wkd and Tetleys, coming up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another treble Jager and vanilla please bar keep

Doh!

I recognise you now!

Will I get my drinks quicker now

Will you fuck!

Go to Moe's!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Stella n black please x"

Stella and black.. okay...

Brings back memories of purple vomit!

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By *airymagicWoman
over a year ago

goblin city

"Stella n black please x

Stella and black.. okay...

Brings back memories of purple vomit!

Urgggg well i don't want it now!!

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

"Another treble Jager and vanilla please bar keep

Doh!

I recognise you now!

Will I get my drinks quicker now

Will you fuck!

Go to Moe's!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice pint of cider in the sun sounds a good idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rusty Nail and ice please..

And your own of course..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another treble Jager and vanilla please bar keep

Doh!

I recognise you now!

Will I get my drinks quicker now

Will you fuck!

Go to Moe's!

Kidding- Dan- for you- cake with silver balls on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A nice pint of cider in the sun sounds a good idea."

Coming up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rusty Nail and ice please..

And your own of course.."

Here you go and actually, I will have a brew!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please can I have a twisted nipple

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please can I have a twisted nipple

Yeah- you wanna drink with that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blackcurrant and lemonade please I'm celebrating. 24hrs of being almost pain free.

PTU XXX

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

"Another treble Jager and vanilla please bar keep

Doh!

I recognise you now!

Will I get my drinks quicker now

Will you fuck!

Go to Moe's!

Kidding- Dan- for you- cake with silver balls on!

Oooh bless you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A taboo and lemonade please. Oh and a packet of cheese and onion or pickled onion monster munch the choice is your barkeep xxx

thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can I have a gin fizz please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please can I have a twisted nipple

after all those shouty threads you deserve 2

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