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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would you like to sit on me erect shaft while you are eating a spicy curry ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be nan bread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how nice is the curry, asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will there be nan bread

Depends on the tits size of the person sitting on me shaft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be nan bread

Is that like naan bread but made by your nan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if I can have some onion bahjis...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only if I can have some onion bahjis... "

I can't refuse anything to you pretty, except my credit card

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Any samosas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be nan bread

Is that like naan bread but made by your nan?

A mix of both though in wales it would be Nain bread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll pass thanks

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

"Will there be nan bread

Is that like naan bread but made by your nan?

Or maybe its breeding your nan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a beer, too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll nominate someone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if I can have some onion bahjis...

I can't refuse anything to you pretty, except my credit card "

I'm out!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Only if I can have some onion bahjis... "

Haha I was just going to say the same!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only if I can have some onion bahjis...

I can't refuse anything to you pretty, except my credit card

I'm out! "

Wait before leaving, do you mind caressing my testicles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if I can have some onion bahjis...

Haha I was just going to say the same!

With mint sauce!?

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

The Balti Cottage has banned erect shafts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if I can have some onion bahjis...

I can't refuse anything to you pretty, except my credit card

I'm out!

Wait before leaving, do you mind caressing my testicles? "

That depends how good the bahjis are!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Balti Cottage has banned erect shafts! "

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

I don't like curry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a poppadum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do i qualify for naan bread?

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By *ittleAcornMan
over a year ago

visiting the beach

"The Balti Cottage has banned erect shafts! "

Probably best to get a takeaway.

Saves any awkwardness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simply. No.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Sure why not, can we get a side of saag aloo though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have to pass.you're really not my type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spicy you say?

Hmmmmm.....where did I put the natural yogurt leftover from that bitch of an itch I've had recently....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So many no

would have it worked if I had said 'out of date yogurt' ) instead of 'spicy curry' ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many no

would have it worked if I had said 'out of date yogurt' ) instead of 'spicy curry' ?

You know I don't need bribing with curry

Just manly spooning after will do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many no

would have it worked if I had said 'out of date yogurt' ) instead of 'spicy curry' ?

Should have offered cake instead, partial to a bit of lemon drizzle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like to sit on me erect shaft while you are eating a spicy curry ? "

Are there poppadoms?

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

I'm a messy eater.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many no

would have it worked if I had said 'out of date yogurt' ) instead of 'spicy curry' ?

Ooh now you're talking. . Will you spoon it in to me?

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

See, if you were offering some of your Kinder Bueno stash I might have considered it ....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So many no

would have it worked if I had said 'out of date yogurt' ) instead of 'spicy curry' ?

You know I don't need bribing with curry

Just manly spooning after will do "

Does manly spooning invovle a pillow between the two bodies ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"See, if you were offering some of your Kinder Bueno stash I might have considered it ....

It is a no brainer that you would have access to my kinder bueno stash but only if you could exchange what you take with kinder maxi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many no

would have it worked if I had said 'out of date yogurt' ) instead of 'spicy curry' ?

"
Oooh did I hear someone mention 'yoghurt'

Mmmm smothered in yoghurt, watch my tongue work it's magic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many no

would have it worked if I had said 'out of date yogurt' ) instead of 'spicy curry' ?

Should have offered cake instead, partial to a bit of lemon drizzle

I do like a bit lemon drizzle I love a bit of handson too

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

It's the best offer I've had this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will there be nan bread

Is that like naan bread but made by your nan?

Or maybe its breeding your nan"

Now that's desperate

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Is Thai, Indian or Chinese curry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many no

would have it worked if I had said 'out of date yogurt' ) instead of 'spicy curry' ?

You know I don't need bribing with curry

Just manly spooning after will do

Does manly spooning invovle a pillow between the two bodies ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its what ive been doing the last two weeks now can we change it to mild curry dear

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Chicken pakora included?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And now I really fancy a curry!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Only if I can have some onion bahjis...

Haha I was just going to say the same!

With mint sauce!?

No, naked!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So many no

would have it worked if I had said 'out of date yogurt' ) instead of 'spicy curry' ?

Should have offered cake instead, partial to a bit of lemon drizzle

I do like a bit lemon drizzle I love a bit of handson too

A handson sandwich sounds good x

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

F&B I love you and all...and even though I do swing "that" way....I'd only consider if you threw in some extra OLB and LPG

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we get a Cobra to wash it down with as well?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Throw in some of that bright yellow dip that looks like remnants from a nuclear power station and I won't just sit on it, I'll ride it like the lone ranger on Silver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like to sit on me erect shaft while you are eating a spicy curry ? "

No. I don't do spicy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How spicy are we talking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How far down your shaft are we talking?"

FTFY.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How far down your shaft are we talking?

I want his cock too

FTFY

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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago

in the eye of the storm

"Would you like to sit on me erect shaft while you are eating a spicy curry ? "

no thanks op but I'm glad to see your back posting may a suggest you make who is ever going to sit on that erect shaft pay for the curry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will there be mango chutney lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"F&B I love you and all...and even though I do swing "that" way....I'd only consider if you threw in some extra OLB and LPG

you too especially when you have your OLB for me during greetings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How far down your shaft are we talking?

I want to see his watermelon.

FTFY"

FTFY too.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"F&B I love you and all...and even though I do swing "that" way....I'd only consider if you threw in some extra OLB and LPG

you too especially when you have your OLB for me during greetings "

Always!! Would never dream of having it any other way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if its Jamaican curry goat

Doll x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How far down your shaft are we talking?

I want to see his watermelon.

FTFY

And suck on his hairy nuts

FTFY again, my you are struggling today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want a poppadum!"

same here - plus relishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How far down your shaft are we talking?

I want to see his watermelon.

FTFY

And suck on his hairy nuts

FTFY again, my you are struggling today"

Yup......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you change the food to mint choc chip ice cream I'm in ...

Otherwise no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you change the food to mint choc chip ice cream I'm in ...

Otherwise no

I have mint choc chip neopolitan icecream... wanna spoon?

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

It's a bit wam for a curry tbh

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Only if its Jamaican curry goat

Doll x "

Oooh I love Jamaican curried Chicken!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like to sit on me erect shaft while you are eating a spicy curry ? "

YES. I'll even offer a reach-around

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Would you like to sit on me erect shaft while you are eating a spicy curry ? "

Nah,don't like curry

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Would you like to sit on me erect shaft while you are eating a spicy curry ? "

Depends on the type of curry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you read me stories as I do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be a new experience for me, so yeah why not lol

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By *haneleviMan
over a year ago

Kidderminster

"Would you like to sit on me erect shaft while you are eating a spicy curry ? "

You know me. Always up for a challange

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Would you like to swing on a star? Carry moonbeams home in a jar?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry buddy - you're just waaaay out of my comfort zone

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I get wind from curry... are you sure you want to deal with those consequences?

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