FabSwingers.com forum: What's your fave insult?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What do you say to people who give you grief at work?

Do you use a common phrase?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twonk is my favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dickhead or cunt.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Silly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I normally call people a son of a whore

I have no idea how it came about of why it's stuck but that's the insult I give out of habit

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

Fuck off you cockwomble, just that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if I had a face like yours id teach my arse to speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tbh,,id just punch them,,,fuck insults

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen

I told someone to go take their face for a shit the other week. We're still friends though.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Haven't you already done that dearie?

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By *avid0894Man
over a year ago

Paisley

"Helmet"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

insults,,huh,,,a guy shouted "COCKSUCKER" AT ME ONCE,,SO?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"tbh,,id just punch them,,,fuck insults"

If you hit someone at work it's a sure fire way to get a disciplinary or the sack.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Knob end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck off mary (usually said to the same guy)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"insults,,huh,,,a guy shouted "COCKSUCKER" AT ME ONCE,,SO?

I mean if hed said I was a crap cocksucker,,i may have been offended

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

I like crempog. Sometimes followed by wlanog (pronounced oolanog).

Welsh for wooly pancake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arsehole is my current favourite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"tbh,,id just punch them,,,fuck insults

If you hit someone at work it's a sure fire way to get a disciplinary or the sack."

your fi_ed,,i own the business, now fuck off

,,im not totally dumb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I told someone to go take their face for a shit the other week. We're still friends though. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like crempog. Sometimes followed by wlanog (pronounced oolanog).

Welsh for wooly pancake."

What the fuck is a woolly pancake?

Roadkill in Wales?

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

t*ssp*t

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By *CPXMan
over a year ago

Harrogate

Fuck-knuckle

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Are you having a laugh mate? I'm gonna throw this cheese toastie at you. I hope the cheese is so hot it melts your face like that geezer out of Batman.

Not so much an insult...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Helmet""

omg...why aren't you out enjoying your holiday?

#isthiskidforreal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yer maw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You will never be the man your mother was"

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By *andVBCouple
over a year ago

Wrexham

"I like crempog. Sometimes followed by wlanog (pronounced oolanog).

Welsh for wooly pancake.

What the fuck is a woolly pancake?

Roadkill in Wales?"

Absolutely nothing. It is just fun to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank biscuit!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yer maw!"

Mum jokes. The lowest of witty banter

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yer maw!

Mum jokes. The lowest of witty banter"

Yeah almost as low as your meet count! Oh no I just didn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If your IQ was any lower, I'd have to water yout twice a week."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yer maw!

Mum jokes. The lowest of witty banter

Yeah almost as low as your meet count! Oh no I just didn't

*burns*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Your so speshul your mum gets carers allowance'

'I've met planks with more brains'

'Yeh yeh HR is over there, ask where the key for the disabled bog while your in there'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yer maw!

Mum jokes. The lowest of witty banter

Yeah almost as low as your meet count! Oh no I just didn't

Apply cold water to burned area..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yer maw!

Mum jokes. The lowest of witty banter

Yeah almost as low as your meet count! Oh no I just didn't

*burns*"

Your mums in his verifications init?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tellin' someone "ive seen better,been with worse" usually puts 'em in their place

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

When I want to hear from an arsehole I'll fart

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By *itmanAndHerrCouple
over a year ago

st helens

"What do you say to people who give you grief at work?

Do you use a common phrase?

You've got a face like Bilbo Baggins foot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don't you f**k off and leave me alone you c**t", it's almost a good morning greeting!!

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

Fishfarmer! I work in a fishfarm....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Why don't you f**k off and leave me alone you c**t", it's almost a good morning greeting!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockwomble

Fuck nugget

Twat waffle

Spunk flute

Sometimes I use them all in one sentence!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I told someone to go take their face for a shit the other week. We're still friends though. "

Aye this...."Away n take yer face for a shite!"

Also....Cuntybaws,fannybaws n bawbag....all terms of endearment in Scotland.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've got a face like a bucket of smashed crabs.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 21:41:51]

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

"[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 21:41:51]"

I don't have time to worry about people trying to give me grief at work. I do my best to only work with and for nice people, sometimes very sexy too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smeg!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck off fatty

normally works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm trying not to swear in work so during a stressful day today there's been a lot of 'Jesus christs' and even more non sweary 'Jesus, Mary and Joseph'

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"fuck off fatty

normally works

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Why am I talking to you, you are Neanderthal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's extremely offensive so best not say it here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stinky plop head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your fi_ed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you rocket scientist *said with copious amounts of sarcasm*

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Cockwomble, eejit, dixk, asshat, knob jockey, knob end, fanny baws, fanny or I'll tell someone to run up my ribs

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Usually a thumbs up with the right look works

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

"Usually a thumbs up with the right look works "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock juggling thunder cunt normally works well.

I would call them cunts but they often lack the warmth or depth, so I usually come out with I'm trying my hardest not to call you Cunt.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Usually a thumbs up with the right look works

Exactly like that, and a certain tone of voice when speaking

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Cock juggling thunder cunt normally works well.

I would call them cunts but they often lack the warmth or depth, so I usually come out with I'm trying my hardest not to call you Cunt."

I use cunt as a term of endearment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twunt/cock/cockwomble/douchecanoe. My dept wonders if i have tourettes!

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By *norksterMan
over a year ago

Darlington and beyond

"Usually a thumbs up with the right look works

Exactly like that, and a certain tone of voice when speaking "

Yup, mint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eh,,,"straight" ya say,,lol,,pa'lease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You talk so much shite it's like your arse is speaking

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By *Devil77Man
over a year ago

West Midlands

Fuckwit... works most times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You fuCKing wank stain!!!

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple
over a year ago

canterbury

what a JAMES BLUNT

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House

You've got less IQ than a glass of water

Or:

Here, have a drink and double your IQ

Or,,lately I've favo_ed this one:

There's more brain cells in an amoeba

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You've got less IQ than a glass of water

Or:

Here, have a drink and double your IQ

Or,,lately I've favo_ed this one:

There's more brain cells in an amoeba

If you had another brain cell you could be a plant.

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By *edMan
over a year ago

cambridgeshire

"Are you having a laugh mate? I'm gonna throw this cheese toastie at you. I hope the cheese is so hot it melts your face like that geezer out of Batman.

Not so much an insult..."

More a short book!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretentious forumite douche.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretentious forumite douche."

Sounds cleansing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretentious forumite douche.

Sounds cleansing. "

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

by the seaside

Phrase of choice at the moment is Mongolian cluster fuck or usually the ubiquitous FUCKTARD!!! In capitals as I usually shout it at someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your vagina had a password it would be 'pasword'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock juggling thunder cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock juggling thunder cunt

Yer no allowed tae say the c word on ere fs #handsovereyesface*

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Come back when you've got less time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I almost gave a fuck.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I hope you step on Lego...

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"What do you say to people who give you grief at work?

Do you use a common phrase?

At work - "dry your eyes"

(Also) - "nobody died"

Seems to work every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TWAAAAATTTTT!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"TWAAAAATTTTT Mustard! "

FTFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twozzock cock womble and utter prick get mentioned a lot at work

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Just ignore them as I have always done. Some people say things just to cause a reaction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you step on Lego..."

No higher amount of pain can be inflicted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had to resurrect this thread as I've just seen my mate call another one of my mates this on Facebook.

Verbatim:

"What an absolute complete and total fucking cleggnutt you are"

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

No one pisses me off at work

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

swampdonkey!

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Your only here because your mother slept in somebody else's wet patch

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By *esparate danMan
over a year ago

glasgow

Please dont point that erection at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your arse my face!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Can you come back when you've got less time?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck off gets my view across quite well.

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