FabSwingers.com forum: Funny car bumper stickers

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Saw one the other day....

'life is a bed of roses.......watch out for the pricks' lol

whats the funniest you have seen?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moms Taxi

I fell on the floor laughing

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

If it's got tits or wheels,

Your going to have trouble with it.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

..Don't come a knockin, if the car is a rockin!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Keep the wheels a wobblin,

and the girls a gobblin!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Windsurfers, Do It, Standing up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a range rover : dont park to close. Rust can jump!

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

mothers with teenagers know why animals eat their young.. seen on a peopple carrier.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

I'm not allowed to put the sticker I have here on my car

it says

Scuba Divers go Deep

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Fisherman don't die, they just smell that way!

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

What the Hell, it goes...

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

nought too Sixty, eventually.

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

" Fisherman don't die, they just smell that way!

i saw one once that said " the best way to a fishermans heart is through his flies"

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

If you can read this sticker,

I've lost my caravan...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motorbike one.

The car in front Was a toyota,

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Not a car sticker, but was out riding yesterday, and a guy we were chatting to had one the back of his jacket,

"If you can read this, the bitch fell off."

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

...You wish your wife got this dirty.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

If your going to ride my ass,

at least pull my hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Save gas, fart in a jar

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By *quamarina1964Woman
over a year ago

Bideford

Discover Wildlife, Raise Twins

lmao

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By *quamarina1964Woman
over a year ago

Bideford

If Obama's the answer, How stupid was the question!

Wear your seatbelt! It makes it

harder for the aliens to suck you

out of the car!

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on the back of a golf.

'my other girfriend works at hooters'

on the back of a caravan.

'if she's rockin! don't come knockin!

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By *athnBobCouple
over a year ago

sandwell

two I wont are:

"Please God, save me from your followers."

and

"Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades""

That's pretty clever actually. Just GOOGLED it.

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By *edhotminxWoman
over a year ago

Turn left at the Singing Ringing Tree

"Squirrels are nature's speed bumps"

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

No word of a lie a young lady came tootling past me the other week and she had a sticker on the back of her car: 'I love my butt plug'

I followed her for some considerable time and thankfully now know where she lives and works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis propinquus ades"

That's pretty clever actually. Just GOOGLED it.

I've just done the same... that has to be the only car sticker I actually find amusing lol

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Jesus Loves You....

Everyone else thinks your an, asshole...

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I'm not d*unk,

just avoiding Potholes....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please refrain from licking the windows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a car sticker, but was out riding yesterday, and a guy we were chatting to had one the back of his jacket,

"If you can read this, the bitch fell off."

hahaha thats ace..

My friends Landrover has... if you can read this, please turn me back over.

My car has.. "if you think the car is dirty, you havent seen the driver"

Katie. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If your going to ride my ass,

at least pull my hair. "

Ohhhh I could so have that one.. lol

Hate tailgaters.. lol

KAtie. x

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

A man is like snow,

You never know how many inches

you're gonna get....

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

Seen on a Jag in Florida:

Love is Grand, Divorce is Twennty plus!

I laughed at the time, but so true

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

I don't need sex

The Government fucks me everyday...

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By *quamarina1964Woman
over a year ago

Bideford

" I don't need sex

The Government fucks me everyday...

Baz you really make me lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

i saw one on the lada of a lady friend that said my other car is a porsche!!

thing was, it was true! the porsche was for weekends and the lada for running to and from work. Worked in a real rough area though so who can blame her.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Don't Steal.......

The Government hates competition!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"Seen on a Jag in Florida:

Love is Grand, Divorce is Twennty plus!

I laughed at the time, but so true

Must've been some while ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thatsarerrperrofperrsuvgotherr. Drove people off the road both trying to understand it and to see if it was true

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By *iz78Woman
over a year ago

wirral

make love, not war... see driver for details

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

I can only please one person a day...

today isnt your day...

and tomorrow isnt looking good either...

Mistress x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be alert....this country needs more lerts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of the funniest bumper stickers I've seen, albeit a bit abstract, was 'Can't sleep - clowns will eat me!'

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By *limBobStretchedPantsMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

My favourite dyslexics of the world UNTIE!!

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By *JandLLCouple
over a year ago

sutton

Please pass - I never drive faster than my guardian angel can fly !

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Keep the Lipstick

Off your Dipstick...

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

be nice to america or we will bring democracy to your country.....fat people are harder to kidnap...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on the back of a big 4x4, my other toy has tits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be alert ... Your country needs lerts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grumpy Old Bastard On Board

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Windsurfers do it standing up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Astronomy is looking up

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