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"First one got full .. Ok the person above has been spamming your inbox with cock and / or vagina pics for AGES and you FINALLY agree to meet them! But ONLY IF ... what!? Be serious, funny, outrageous whatever but play nicely and please no deliberate skipping / missing the bloke above to reply to that hot female who replied 15 minute ago "He can give me magic eye lessons | |||
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"You buy me a Gibson les paul! "Only if looking for trouble.  | |||
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"You buy me a Gibson les paul!
Only if looking for trouble. "Great band! \m/ | |||
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"You buy me a Gibson les paul!
Only if looking for trouble.
Great band! \m/"No if's, see you soon | |||
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"You buy me a Gibson les paul!
Only if looking for trouble.
Great band! \m/
No if's, see you soon"I can sink my teeth into his ass | |||
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"They don't skip me " how's about instead of skipping I slip those panties to the side and tease your clit? | |||
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"They don't skip me "She brings the bikini so we can go skinnydipping so....don't bring it  | |||
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"They don't skip me
how's about instead of skipping I slip those panties to the side and tease your clit? " | |||
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"Oh my to the above three threads" Totes  | |||
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"You buy me a Gibson les paul! "Or a Flying V | |||
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"They don't skip me
She brings the bikini so we can go skinnydipping so....don't bring it "Bikinis are over rated. Bare skin all the way | |||
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"He brings his parrot" If she's standing against the wall... | |||
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"They don't skip me
how's about instead of skipping I slip those panties to the side and tease your clit?
"  any preference as to method of teasing? | |||
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"Only if we can see a proper photo of what you look like!
H x"You weren't almost 20 yrs younger | |||
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"Only if we can see a proper photo of what you look like!
H x"If Taunton can be next door | |||
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"Only if we can see a proper photo of what you look like!
H x
You weren't almost 20 yrs younger "If I can buy enough baby oil. | |||
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"Only if we can see a proper photo of what you look like!
H x
You weren't almost 20 yrs younger "I get to rub in the oil | |||
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"That missredABC agrees to my meet terms and conditions "Which are? | |||
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"They don't skip me
how's about instead of skipping I slip those panties to the side and tease your clit?
any preference as to method of teasing?"Oh would have to be with the tongue | |||
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"Only if we can see a proper photo of what you look like!
H x
If Taunton can be next door "If she can do mind fuckery too | |||
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"They don't skip me
how's about instead of skipping I slip those panties to the side and tease your clit?
any preference as to method of teasing?
Oh would have to be with the tongue "Music to my ears.....let the tongue caressing commence | |||
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"They don't skip me
how's about instead of skipping I slip those panties to the side and tease your clit?
any preference as to method of teasing?
Oh would have to be with the tongue "No if | |||
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"Only if we can see a proper photo of what you look like!
H x
If Taunton can be next door
If she can do mind fuckery too"Mind fuckery? If by that you mean tease until you can't think which way is up then yeah I can do that | |||
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"If she wears stockings and suspenders;)" He face slaps me with that rock hard member.... or has a mk1 escort. | |||
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"If she wears stockings and suspenders;) He face slaps me with that rock hard member.... or has a mk1 escort." No mk1 escort, but happily do the other | |||
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"They have bubblebath" Is their room for me as well with you both?;) | |||
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"They have bubblebath" If she loosens that towel just a teeny bit x | |||
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"They don't skip me
how's about instead of skipping I slip those panties to the side and tease your clit?
any preference as to method of teasing?
Oh would have to be with the tongue
No if"No ifs or buts | |||
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"They have bubblebath If she loosens that towel just a teeny bit x"If he doesn't mind me stroking his chest hair | |||
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"They don't skip me
how's about instead of skipping I slip those panties to the side and tease your clit?
any preference as to method of teasing?
Oh would have to be with the tongue
No if
No ifs or buts "Only when's | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 13:27:20]" If Bunnyhop agrees to mischief in the hidden nooks of the Bridges and the open fields of the Meadows. Both things I think about every time I'm in Edinburgh... | |||
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"They have bubblebath If she loosens that towel just a teeny bit x
If he doesn't mind me stroking his chest hair " | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 13:27:20] If Bunnyhop agrees to mischief in the hidden nooks of the Bridges and the open fields of the Meadows. Both things I think about every time I'm in Edinburgh..." He lets me borrow his top hat and dance to a merry show tune | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 13:27:20] If Bunnyhop agrees to mischief in the hidden nooks of the Bridges and the open fields of the Meadows. Both things I think about every time I'm in Edinburgh..." Edinburgh is made for naughty encounters, so many alleyways and backstreets. | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 13:27:20] If Bunnyhop agrees to mischief in the hidden nooks of the Bridges and the open fields of the Meadows. Both things I think about every time I'm in Edinburgh... He lets me borrow his top hat and dance to a merry show tune" I have a top hat? | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 13:27:20] If Bunnyhop agrees to mischief in the hidden nooks of the Bridges and the open fields of the Meadows. Both things I think about every time I'm in Edinburgh... Edinburgh is made for naughty encounters, so many alleyways and backstreets. " If she didn't mind laying back and letting me give the pleasure | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 13:27:20] If Bunnyhop agrees to mischief in the hidden nooks of the Bridges and the open fields of the Meadows. Both things I think about every time I'm in Edinburgh... Edinburgh is made for naughty encounters, so many alleyways and backstreets. " Oh god it is! I've had a few fun encounters in Prince's Street Gardens over the years  | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 13:27:20] If Bunnyhop agrees to mischief in the hidden nooks of the Bridges and the open fields of the Meadows. Both things I think about every time I'm in Edinburgh... He lets me borrow his top hat and dance to a merry show tune I have a top hat?" Bowler, don't be so pinickity! | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 13:27:20] If Bunnyhop agrees to mischief in the hidden nooks of the Bridges and the open fields of the Meadows. Both things I think about every time I'm in Edinburgh... He lets me borrow his top hat and dance to a merry show tune I have a top hat?"
I get to join you in that jacuzzi along with everyone on this thread x | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 13:27:20] If Bunnyhop agrees to mischief in the hidden nooks of the Bridges and the open fields of the Meadows. Both things I think about every time I'm in Edinburgh... He lets me borrow his top hat and dance to a merry show tune I have a top hat?
I get to join you in that jacuzzi along with everyone on this thread x"If she can find the time for me | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 13:27:20] If Bunnyhop agrees to mischief in the hidden nooks of the Bridges and the open fields of the Meadows. Both things I think about every time I'm in Edinburgh... He lets me borrow his top hat and dance to a merry show tune I have a top hat?
I get to join you in that jacuzzi along with everyone on this thread x"I'm in for that;) | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 13:27:20] If Bunnyhop agrees to mischief in the hidden nooks of the Bridges and the open fields of the Meadows. Both things I think about every time I'm in Edinburgh... He lets me borrow his top hat and dance to a merry show tune I have a top hat?
I get to join you in that jacuzzi along with everyone on this thread x
If she can find the time for me "If he is free Friday? x | |||
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"[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 13:27:20] If Bunnyhop agrees to mischief in the hidden nooks of the Bridges and the open fields of the Meadows. Both things I think about every time I'm in Edinburgh... He lets me borrow his top hat and dance to a merry show tune I have a top hat? Bowler, don't be so pinickity!" Thought I might have bought one and forgot lol | |||
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"That missredABC agrees to my meet terms and conditions
Which are?"If u let me blindfold you and handcuff your hands behind her back in doggy position and let me have my way with you | |||
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"Chef .. only if he cooks up a slap up meal! Mind you we're both straight so it would be useful to have a couple of ladies along too to make it a double date? "Yum! I love a meal out me. I'll come. | |||
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"Chef .. only if he cooks up a slap up meal! Mind you we're both straight so it would be useful to have a couple of ladies along too to make it a double date?
Yum! I love a meal out me. I'll come."If she allows me to pay... | |||
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"Chef .. only if he cooks up a slap up meal! Mind you we're both straight so it would be useful to have a couple of ladies along too to make it a double date? "Dan I love the way you think . Would be an awesome meet. | |||
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"You buy me a Gibson les paul!
Or a Flying V "Got one;-) and an SG | |||
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"You buy me a Gibson les paul!
Or a Flying V
Got one;-) and an SG "We go for a picnic in the sun | |||
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"You buy me a Gibson les paul!
Or a Flying V
Got one;-) and an SG "Only if you let me choose the and ale | |||
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"You buy me a Gibson les paul!
Or a Flying V
Got one;-) and an SG
We go for a picnic in the sun"Oops. Let me lick your bumhole | |||
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"You buy me a Gibson les paul!
Or a Flying V
Got one;-) and an SG
We go for a picnic in the sun
Oops. Let me lick your bumhole "If he is insatiable | |||
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"You buy me a Gibson les paul!
Only if looking for trouble.
Great band! \m/
No if's, see you soon
I can sink my teeth into his ass"Anyone else want to come to our ass biting jam session? | |||
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"You buy me a Gibson les paul!
Only if looking for trouble.
Great band! \m/
No if's, see you soon
I can sink my teeth into his ass
Anyone else want to come to our ass biting jam session? "Provide jaffa cakes and cucumber sandwiches and we're on | |||
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"You buy me a Gibson les paul!
Only if looking for trouble.
Great band! \m/
No if's, see you soon
I can sink my teeth into his ass
Anyone else want to come to our ass biting jam session? "Can I lick ?? | |||
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"You buy me a Gibson les paul!
Only if looking for trouble.
Great band! \m/
No if's, see you soon
I can sink my teeth into his ass
Anyone else want to come to our ass biting jam session?
Can I lick ?? "Lick whatever you like as long as I can lick you | |||
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"You buy me a Gibson les paul!
Only if looking for trouble.
Great band! \m/
No if's, see you soon
I can sink my teeth into his ass
Yeah if I can roll
Anyone else want to come to our ass biting jam session?
Can I lick ?? " | |||
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"You buy me a Gibson les paul!
Only if looking for trouble.
Great band! \m/
No if's, see you soon
I can sink my teeth into his ass
Anyone else want to come to our ass biting jam session?
Provide jaffa cakes and cucumber sandwiches and we're on"We'll bring cucumbers, we can slice them later! | |||
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"You buy me a Gibson les paul!
Only if looking for trouble.
Great band! \m/
No if's, see you soon
I can sink my teeth into his ass
Anyone else want to come to our ass biting jam session?
Provide jaffa cakes and cucumber sandwiches and we're on
We'll bring cucumbers, we can slice them later! "My kinda shindig | |||
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"They let me rub oil on their peachy bum "she sends me a face pic first ! | |||
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"They let me rub oil on their peachy bum "She becomes bi | |||
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"They let me rub oil on their peachy bum she sends me a face pic first !"U beat me to her | |||
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"They let me rub oil on their peachy bum
She becomes bi "I thought my bio said bi-curious oh jeez changing ASAP!! | |||
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"You buy me a Gibson les paul!
Only if looking for trouble.
Great band! \m/
No if's, see you soon
I can sink my teeth into his ass
Anyone else want to come to our ass biting jam session?
Provide jaffa cakes and cucumber sandwiches and we're on
We'll bring cucumbers, we can slice them later!
My kinda shindig "Huzzah! | |||
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"You buy me a Gibson les paul!
Or a Flying V
Got one;-) and an SG "Only if dude plays and you dance whilst I sing x | |||
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"You buy me a Gibson les paul!
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Got one;-) and an SG
Only if dude plays and you dance whilst I sing x"Only if we can drink rum | |||
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"You buy me a Gibson les paul!
Or a Flying V
Got one;-) and an SG
Only if dude plays and you dance whilst I sing x
Only if we can drink rum"Only if I can drink rum off your body | |||
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"You buy me a Gibson les paul!
Or a Flying V
Got one;-) and an SG
Only if dude plays and you dance whilst I sing x
Only if we can drink rum
Only if I can drink rum off your body "You are both welcome to join us all | |||
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"You buy me a Gibson les paul!
Or a Flying V
Got one;-) and an SG
Only if dude plays and you dance whilst I sing x
Only if we can drink rum
Only if I can drink rum off your body
You are both welcome to join us all "Only if we can fuck in the sand dunex | |||
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"LisaB - .. I can test her 'lips taste as good as they look' theory .. "He gets his arse in gear!! | |||
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"LisaB - .. I can test her 'lips taste as good as they look' theory ..
He gets his arse in gear!!" she makes a special cake .. x | |||
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"LisaB - .. I can test her 'lips taste as good as they look' theory ..
He gets his arse in gear!!
she makes a special cake .. x"I might make one and just have you watch me eating it! | |||
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"LisaB - .. I can test her 'lips taste as good as they look' theory ..
He gets his arse in gear!!
she makes a special cake .. x
I might make one and just have you watch me eating it!"She lets me put sun cream on those red bits. | |||
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"LisaB - .. I can test her 'lips taste as good as they look' theory ..
He gets his arse in gear!!
she makes a special cake .. x
I might make one and just have you watch me eating it!
She lets me put sun cream on those red bits. "He let's me rub lube on his white bits! | |||
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"LisaB - .. I can test her 'lips taste as good as they look' theory ..
He gets his arse in gear!!
she makes a special cake .. x
I might make one and just have you watch me eating it!
She lets me put sun cream on those red bits.
He let's me rub lube on his white bits! "She cooks me liver and bacon | |||
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"LisaB - .. I can test her 'lips taste as good as they look' theory ..
He gets his arse in gear!!
she makes a special cake .. x
I might make one and just have you watch me eating it!
She lets me put sun cream on those red bits.
He let's me rub lube on his white bits! "She doesn't expect sex on the first date - I'm not that kind of girl | |||
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" He convinces me he's female "Only if he comes in clown mode | |||
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" He convinces me he's female
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" He convinces me he's female
Only if he comes in clown mode "If she decided to move to London | |||
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" He convinces me he's female
Only if he comes in clown mode
only if she doesn't hop off "Only if she promises not to behave | |||
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" He convinces me he's female
Only if he comes in clown mode
only if she doesn't hop off
Only if she promises not to behave "Only if he doesn't hide up trees | |||
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" He convinces me he's female
Only if he comes in clown mode
only if she doesn't hop off
Only if she promises not to behave
Only if he doesn't hide up trees"Only if she explains what clown mode does in clear language | |||
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"As long as she brings the other angels!!!" As long as he bring the angels | |||
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"You buy me a Gibson les paul!
Or a Flying V
Got one;-) and an SG
Only if dude plays and you dance whilst I sing x
Only if we can drink rum
Only if I can drink rum off your body
You are both welcome to join us all
Only if we can fuck in the sand dunex
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"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers." Only if we can have a photo shoot and she gives me tips! | |||
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"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers." If she promises to wear on of our fave outfits. S | |||
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"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers. If she promises to wear on of our fave outfits. S" Has a big enough bed | |||
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"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers. If she promises to wear on of our fave outfits. S" Mr stands in the corner n promises not to have a sneaky peek! | |||
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"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers. If she promises to wear on of our fave outfits. S Mr stands in the corner n promises not to have a sneaky peek! "Only if you start from the bottom and work your way up | |||
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"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers. If she promises to wear on of our fave outfits. S Mr stands in the corner n promises not to have a sneaky peek!
Only if you start from the bottom and work your way up "She agrees | |||
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"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers. If she promises to wear on of our fave outfits. S Mr stands in the corner n promises not to have a sneaky peek!
Only if you start from the bottom and work your way up
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"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers. If she promises to wear on of our fave outfits. S Mr stands in the corner n promises not to have a sneaky peek!
Only if you start from the bottom and work your way up "Feet aren't really my thing but I wouldn't be cutting off my nose to spite my face!....So lemme at those tootsies! | |||
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"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers. If she promises to wear on of our fave outfits. S Mr stands in the corner n promises not to have a sneaky peek!
Only if you start from the bottom and work your way up
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If he pops the kettle on"if she goes Gallivanting with me | |||
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"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers. If she promises to wear on of our fave outfits. S Mr stands in the corner n promises not to have a sneaky peek!
Only if you start from the bottom and work your way up
She agrees
If he pops the kettle on
if she goes Gallivanting with me"Stays heterosexual and up for offloading, gocarting or bikers weekend. You know ' manly' stuff | |||
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"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers. Only if we can have a photo shoot and she gives me tips! " Only if she's let's me go at least twice, fear I may go off a little early first time round.. | |||
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"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers. Only if we can have a photo shoot and she gives me tips! Only if she's let's me go at least twice, fear I may go off a little early first time round.. "He let's me get lunch this time | |||
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" He let's me get lunch this time "Only if she lets me hold the boobs! | |||
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"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers." I can play an ocarina and have brick of left handed sticks x | |||
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"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers. I can play an ocarina and have brick of left handed sticks x" If he's sings the Jake and the never land pirates theme tune song | |||
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"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers. I can play an ocarina and have brick of left handed sticks x If he's sings the Jake and the never land pirates theme tune song "If i get to hold her up against the wall. | |||
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"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers. I can play an ocarina and have brick of left handed sticks x If he's sings the Jake and the never land pirates theme tune song
If i get to hold her up against the wall."He stops playing with his tits long enough! | |||
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"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers. I can play an ocarina and have brick of left handed sticks x If he's sings the Jake and the never land pirates theme tune song
If i get to hold her up against the wall.
He stops playing with his tits long enough!". Let's me play with hers instead | |||
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" He stops playing with his tits long enough!" Only if she falls for my charm, wit and dazzling good looks... | |||
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"Only if he goes into a music shop and demonstrates his skills with an ocarina before asking if they can recommend any sticks for left handed drummers. Only if we can have a photo shoot and she gives me tips! Only if she's let's me go at least twice, fear I may go off a little early first time round..
He let's me get lunch this time "Depends what's on the menu I guess .... | |||
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" He let's me get lunch this time
Only if she lets me hold the boobs! "Only if she shares and we can hold one each.. | |||
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" He let's me get lunch this time
Only if she lets me hold the boobs!
Only if she shares and we can hold one each.."Only if I can eat his banana | |||
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" He let's me get lunch this time
Only if she lets me hold the boobs!
Only if she shares and we can hold one each..
Only if I can eat his banana "She confesses her sins the following Sunday | |||
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" He let's me get lunch this time
Only if she lets me hold the boobs!
Only if she shares and we can hold one each..
Only if I can eat his banana "Only if i get to take my time kissing those lips. | |||
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" He let's me get lunch this time
Only if she lets me hold the boobs!
Only if she shares and we can hold one each..
Only if I can eat his banana
She confesses her sins the following Sunday "I am pure and without sin | |||
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" He let's me get lunch this time
Only if she lets me hold the boobs!
Only if she shares and we can hold one each..
Only if I can eat his banana
Only if i get to take my time kissing those lips. "Sure | |||
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" He let's me get lunch this time
Only if she lets me hold the boobs!
Only if she shares and we can hold one each..
Only if I can eat his banana
Only if i get to take my time kissing those lips.
Sure "I can reprimand her for telling porkies | |||
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" I can reprimand her for telling porkies "If he does my housework | |||
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" I can reprimand her for telling porkies
If he does my housework "We share some good scotch | |||
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PTU xxx | |||
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" I can reprimand her for telling porkies
If he does my housework "She promises not to critique my profile too hard!!
No euphemisms were harmed in the making of this post!! | |||
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" I can reprimand her for telling porkies
If he does my housework "She lets me play with that ass in the shower.. | |||
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"She removes these bloody Easter eggs. I'm getting funny looks now.
PTU xxx "She unties her self and promises to pop the kettle on | |||
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" I can reprimand her for telling porkies
If he does my housework
She lets me play with that ass in the shower.."He brings snorkels | |||
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"Gets a divorce and grows 5 inches" Gets on a train to Harlow | |||
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"Gets a divorce and grows 5 inches Gets on a train to Harlow" Picks me up a Harlow station. | |||
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"Gets a divorce and grows 5 inches Gets on a train to Harlow Picks me up a Harlow station." He changes his name by depole to Thomas O'malley | |||
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"Gets a divorce and grows 5 inches Gets on a train to Harlow Picks me up a Harlow station. He changes his name by depole to Thomas O'malley "She meets me in that red/pink/ruby/puce dress | |||
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"Gets a divorce and grows 5 inches Gets on a train to Harlow Picks me up a Harlow station. He changes his name by depole to Thomas O'malley
She meets me in that red/pink/ruby/puce dress "Picks me up at Liverpool St on the way to Harlow | |||
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"Gets a divorce and grows 5 inches Gets on a train to Harlow Picks me up a Harlow station. He changes his name by depole to Thomas O'malley
She meets me in that red/pink/ruby/puce dress
Picks me up at Liverpool St on the way to Harlow"He brings M&S biscuits | |||
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"Gets a divorce and grows 5 inches Gets on a train to Harlow Picks me up a Harlow station. He changes his name by depole to Thomas O'malley
She meets me in that red/pink/ruby/puce dress
Picks me up at Liverpool St on the way to Harlow
He brings M&S biscuits "Its a social, he buys the drinks and doesn't try any funny business! | |||
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"Gets a divorce and grows 5 inches Gets on a train to Harlow Picks me up a Harlow station. He changes his name by depole to Thomas O'malley
She meets me in that red/pink/ruby/puce dress
Picks me up at Liverpool St on the way to Harlow
He brings M&S biscuits
Its a social, he buys the drinks and doesn't try any funny business! "Answers the following question: when is a social a date? | |||
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"You buy me a Gibson les paul!
Or a Flying V
Got one;-) and an SG
Only if dude plays and you dance whilst I sing x
Only if we can drink rum"Now you're talking | |||
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"You buy me a Gibson les paul!
Or a Flying V
Got one;-) and an SG
Only if dude plays and you dance whilst I sing x
Only if we can drink rum
Only if I can drink rum off your body
You are both welcome to join us all "It's you! | |||
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"If the dude lets me fuck morgan " If he agrees to turn up | |||
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"If the dude lets me fuck morgan If he agrees to turn up "If she lowers her standards | |||
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"If she lets me satisfy her in every possible way x" Only if the date was so good, he turned me gay.  | |||
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"If she lets me satisfy her in every possible way x Only if the date was so good, he turned me gay. "HE adds 15 years on his age | |||
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"Hope she is game for most things." And supports the red side of Liverpool | |||
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"Hope she is game for most things. And supports the red side of Liverpool " I'm a red! | |||
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"Hope she is game for most things. And supports the red side of Liverpool I'm a red!" If the meet didn't consist of a 4 hour drive including a stressful journey on the M25 | |||
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"Hope she is game for most things. And supports the red side of Liverpool I'm a red! If the meet didn't consist of a 4 hour drive including a stressful journey on the M25 "I'd do the driving x | |||
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"And me  "Every time I come on this thread it's you that's posted last. You best have a road trip! | |||
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"And me
Every time I come on this thread it's you that's posted last. You best have a road trip! "...I can share the sunbed | |||
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