FabSwingers.com forum: Grandparents, don't you just love 'em

By *ushroom7 OP Man
over a year ago

Bradford

One sunny day, Grandad was playing on the lawn with his five year old grandson. On spying a worm appear on the lawn he thought he would have some fun with the little 'un.

"Jimmy, i bet you a £1 you can't get that worm back in it's hole"

"Ok Grampy i'll try" at which point he disappears, reappears two minutes later and proceeds to push the worm back into it's hole,

"Well, i never" said Grandad "here's your £1 but tell me how did you do that?"

"Easy, i just squirted it with mums hair laquer"

The next day is fine and sunny, the two are out playing again and Grandad gives the lad another £1.

"But you paid me yesterday Grampy"

"I know, this ones from your grandma"