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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok the person above has been spamming your inbox with cock and / or vagina pics for AGES and you FINALLY agree to meet them!

But ONLY IF ... what!?

Be serious, funny, outrageous whatever but play nicely and please no deliberate skipping / missing the bloke above to reply to that hot female who replied 15 minute ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can pop his balloon.

PTU xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can pop his balloon.

PTU xxx "

She would get a shower installed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can pop his balloon.

PTU xxx "

Cuppa and a chin wag with my buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can pop his balloon.

PTU xxx "

I can star in one of her profile pics

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can pop his balloon.

PTU xxx

She would get a shower installed"

I can remove his towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can pop his balloon.

PTU xxx

Cuppa and a chin wag with my buddy "

I can stroke Pooch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 08:59:01]"

I can let him have a go!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can pop his balloon.

PTU xxx

She would get a shower installed

I can remove his towel "

If she'll actually reply to my hundreds of cock pics

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

He buys me a beer

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By *ips n NipsWoman
over a year ago

in dreams


"I can pop his balloon.

PTU xxx

She would get a shower installed

I can remove his towel

If she'll actually reply to my hundreds of cock pics"

I was 100%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can pop his balloon.

PTU xxx

She would get a shower installed

I can remove his towel

If she'll actually reply to my hundreds of cock pics

I was 100%"

I get to sample those lips

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By *hor ThumbMan
over a year ago

bristol

I will meet the persons above if we can smoke whilst wearing your cowboy hat whilst doing full penetration in reverse cowboy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can pop his balloon.

PTU xxx

She would get a shower installed

I can remove his towel

If she'll actually reply to my hundreds of cock pics

I was 100%"

Buy me a beer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I will meet the persons above if we can smoke whilst wearing your cowboy hat whilst doing full penetration in reverse cowboy"

If we can invite Brighton Steve too as he was missed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can pop his balloon.

PTU xxx

She would get a shower installed

I can remove his towel

If she'll actually reply to my hundreds of cock pics

I was 100%

Buy me a beer... "

He grew 7 inches... in height

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she doesn't mind taking the lead

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"I will meet the persons above if we can smoke whilst wearing your cowboy hat whilst doing full penetration in reverse cowboy

If we can invite Brighton Steve too as he was missed "

If I can have her minus Brighton Steve

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"If she doesn't mind taking the lead "

I'd definitely take the lead plus know how cold Aberdeen is....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Darlo - we met half way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can pop his balloon.

PTU xxx

She would get a shower installed

I can remove his towel

If she'll actually reply to my hundreds of cock pics

I was 100%"

Sorry did I say 95%, I definitely meant 100%

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"If she doesn't mind taking the lead

I'd definitely take the lead plus know how cold Aberdeen is...."

She let's me kiss her heart

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Darlo - we met half way! "

He brings the book of magic eye pics. I can do them don't ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If she doesn't mind taking the lead

I'd definitely take the lead plus know how cold Aberdeen is....

She let's me kiss her heart"

He promised to be gentle

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"If she doesn't mind taking the lead

I'd definitely take the lead plus know how cold Aberdeen is....

She let's me kiss her heart"

Ooh I'll toss the heart away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If she doesn't mind taking the lead

I'd definitely take the lead plus know how cold Aberdeen is....

She let's me kiss her heart"

If he clarifies if that's a beetroot stain or not on his pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Darlo - we met half way!

He brings the book of magic eye pics. I can do them don't ya know "

She accepts my apology for missing her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If she doesn't mind taking the lead

I'd definitely take the lead plus know how cold Aberdeen is....

She let's me kiss her heart

If he clarifies if that's a beetroot stain or not on his pants "

She offers me a face sitting

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"If she doesn't mind taking the lead

I'd definitely take the lead plus know how cold Aberdeen is....

She let's me kiss her heart

Ooh I'll toss the heart away "

As long as that's not the only thing g you'll toss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That the balloon isn't the only thing that rises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She leaves glitter lip prints on my bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She leaves glitter lip prints on my bum "
only if you bring your bunny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wine Queen - if I can have a cider instead of wine x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wine Queen - if I can have a cider instead of wine x "
you can have whatever you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if he lends me his beano

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She leaves glitter lip prints on my bum "

Only if she wears bunny ears and a lil bunny tail.. and puts a photo of it on her profile!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She leaves glitter lip prints on my bum

Only if she wears bunny ears and a lil bunny tail.. and puts a photo of it on her profile! "

If he owned a pub and it was last orders and he was buying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She leaves glitter lip prints on my bum

Only if she wears bunny ears and a lil bunny tail.. and puts a photo of it on her profile!

If he owned a pub and it was last orders and he was buying. "

If he ditched the squirty cream. Chocolate sauce is better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She leaves glitter lip prints on my bum

Only if she wears bunny ears and a lil bunny tail.. and puts a photo of it on her profile!

If he owned a pub and it was last orders and he was buying.

If he ditched the squirty cream. Chocolate sauce is better "

..I can bring jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"She leaves glitter lip prints on my bum

Only if she wears bunny ears and a lil bunny tail.. and puts a photo of it on her profile!

If he owned a pub and it was last orders and he was buying.

If he ditched the squirty cream. Chocolate sauce is better "

If you would show me your bum...chakalaka

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"She leaves glitter lip prints on my bum

Only if she wears bunny ears and a lil bunny tail.. and puts a photo of it on her profile!

If he owned a pub and it was last orders and he was buying.

If he ditched the squirty cream. Chocolate sauce is better

..I can bring jaffa cakes"

Can have ice cream and jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can pop his balloon.

PTU xxx

She would get a shower installed"

Will you install it? x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She leaves glitter lip prints on my bum

Only if she wears bunny ears and a lil bunny tail.. and puts a photo of it on her profile!

If he owned a pub and it was last orders and he was buying.

If he ditched the squirty cream. Chocolate sauce is better

..I can bring jaffa cakes"
can you bring wine too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can pop his balloon.

PTU xxx

Cuppa and a chin wag with my buddy "
After easter I recon the weather will be better then. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can pop his balloon.

PTU xxx

I can star in one of her profile pics "

Now that's a plan I like. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She lets me take the other breast out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She lets me take the other breast out "

She puts on an English accent

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"She lets me take the other breast out "

She need do nothing. Just stand there and let me admire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She lets me take the other breast out

She need do nothing. Just stand there and let me admire "
promises to sweep my leaves too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She lets me take the other breast out "
This one's the nawty one. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She lets me take the other breast out

She need do nothing. Just stand there and let me admire promises to sweep my leaves too. "

Likes cocktails?

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"She lets me take the other breast out

She need do nothing. Just stand there and let me admire promises to sweep my leaves too. "

I can bring my truncheon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She lets me take the other breast out

She need do nothing. Just stand there and let me admire promises to sweep my leaves too. "

Cleans my house while she wears that outfit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She lets me take the other breast out This one's the nawty one. x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She lets me take the other breast out

She need do nothing. Just stand there and let me admire promises to sweep my leaves too.

Likes cocktails? "
if it's alcoholic I'll drink it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She lets me take the other breast out This one's the nawty one. x

"

If i can bring my bunny ears and tail along

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She lets me take the other breast out

She need do nothing. Just stand there and let me admire promises to sweep my leaves too.

Cleans my house while she wears that outfit! "
I'll make sure all your nooks & crannies are spotlessly clean when I've finished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She lets me take the other breast out

She need do nothing. Just stand there and let me admire promises to sweep my leaves too.

Cleans my house while she wears that outfit! I'll make sure all your nooks & crannies are spotlessly clean when I've finished "

I have 7 bedrooms so you need to get there early lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She lets me take the other breast out

She need do nothing. Just stand there and let me admire promises to sweep my leaves too.

Cleans my house while she wears that outfit! I'll make sure all your nooks & crannies are spotlessly clean when I've finished

I have 7 bedrooms so you need to get there early lol"
might bring a toothbrush incase I end up falling asleep in one of the beds til morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She lets me take the other breast out

She need do nothing. Just stand there and let me admire promises to sweep my leaves too.

Cleans my house while she wears that outfit! I'll make sure all your nooks & crannies are spotlessly clean when I've finished

I have 7 bedrooms so you need to get there early lol might bring a toothbrush incase I end up falling asleep in one of the beds til morning "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Promises to have Yorkshire tea in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She lets me take the other breast out

She need do nothing. Just stand there and let me admire promises to sweep my leaves too.

Cleans my house while she wears that outfit! I'll make sure all your nooks & crannies are spotlessly clean when I've finished

I have 7 bedrooms so you need to get there early lol might bring a toothbrush incase I end up falling asleep in one of the beds til morning

Lol "
anyway why am I not suprised you have 7 bedrooms living in Cheshire haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Promises to have Yorkshire tea in"

My kind of man, so to speak lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She lets me take the other breast out

She need do nothing. Just stand there and let me admire promises to sweep my leaves too.

Cleans my house while she wears that outfit! I'll make sure all your nooks & crannies are spotlessly clean when I've finished

I have 7 bedrooms so you need to get there early lol might bring a toothbrush incase I end up falling asleep in one of the beds til morning

Lol anyway why am I not suprised you have 7 bedrooms living in Cheshire haha x"

Not every house in Cheshire has 7 bedrooms!

Some have 9! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She lets me take the other breast out

She need do nothing. Just stand there and let me admire promises to sweep my leaves too.

Cleans my house while she wears that outfit! I'll make sure all your nooks & crannies are spotlessly clean when I've finished

I have 7 bedrooms so you need to get there early lol might bring a toothbrush incase I end up falling asleep in one of the beds til morning

Lol anyway why am I not suprised you have 7 bedrooms living in Cheshire haha x

Not every house in Cheshire has 7 bedrooms!

Some have 9! Lol

"
the poor people only have 7 lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I can have a special private photo

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"If I can have a special private photo "

His sexuality changes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I can have a special private photo "
lol thanks for reading our profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she brings wine and proves why she's the queen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If she brings wine and proves why she's the queen. "
you provide the wine I'll provide the proof

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"If I can have a special private photo

His sexuality changes"

They were ten years younger.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"If I can have a special private photo

His sexuality changes

They were ten years younger. "

I can baby oil those buttocks

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"If I can have a special private photo

His sexuality changes

They were ten years younger. "

She were slightly closer and bent slightly further forward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I can have a special private photo

His sexuality changes

They were ten years younger. "

If she'd accept me being an older gentleman with a sharp mind and a mediocre cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I can have a special private photo

His sexuality changes

They were ten years younger.

If she'd accept me being an older gentleman with a sharp mind and a mediocre cock"

He gets the first round in

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"If I can have a special private photo

His sexuality changes

They were ten years younger.

If she'd accept me being an older gentleman with a sharp mind and a mediocre cock

He gets the first round in "

He wears only his tie

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"If I can have a special private photo

His sexuality changes

They were ten years younger.

If she'd accept me being an older gentleman with a sharp mind and a mediocre cock

He gets the first round in

He wears only his tie"

She likes my strap on

Boo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I can have a special private photo

His sexuality changes

They were ten years younger.

If she'd accept me being an older gentleman with a sharp mind and a mediocre cock

He gets the first round in

He wears only his tie

She likes my strap on

Boo x"

She offers me her strap on

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"If I can have a special private photo

His sexuality changes

They were ten years younger.

If she'd accept me being an older gentleman with a sharp mind and a mediocre cock

He gets the first round in

He wears only his tie

She likes my strap on

Boo x

She offers me her strap on "

She agrees to share said strap on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Gemini - his wife comes along too!

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"Gemini - his wife comes along too! "

I can have his wife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I can have a special private photo

His sexuality changes

They were ten years younger.

If she'd accept me being an older gentleman with a sharp mind and a mediocre cock

He gets the first round in

He wears only his tie

She likes my strap on

Boo x

She offers me her strap on "

We can do a choo choo train all together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gemini - his wife comes along too! "

We can go out with matching balloons

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"Gemini - his wife comes along too!

We can go out with matching balloons "

He wore a red wig.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if u wear those fishnet stockings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.. hell freezes over!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

If he wasn't a smoker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If he wasn't a smoker "

If she brings the cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If he wasn't a smoker

If he brings the cream "

I'm here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She'd meet us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If he wasn't a smoker

If he brings the cream

I'm here. "

If he stopped fixing my posts!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she gave me a biscuit after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She'd meet us "

Only if Mr paid more attention the the ladies than the book!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

If she was a he.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If she gave me a biscuit after. "

If he made the tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She promised a cheeky giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bunny hop can bring me my easter eggs this year.

PTU XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She promised a cheeky giggle "

If he wore a Batman top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if u wore it instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bunny hop can bring me my easter eggs this year.

PTU XXX "

Can I please strategically place one as your second boob? Shiney shiney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She has to try my cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bunny hop can bring me my easter eggs this year.

PTU XXX

Can I please strategically place one as your second boob? Shiney shiney "
Ohhhhh pic ideas. x

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Only if... you promise to look as hot as your pics xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only if... you promise to look as hot as your pics xx"

If she was a he!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She pm me xx

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

Cotswolds

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only if... you promise to look as hot as your pics xx

If she was a he! "

If she didn't have a cock pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only if... you promise to look as hot as your pics xx

If she was a he!

If she didn't have a cock pic "

If he wears the braces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only if... you promise to look as hot as your pics xx

If she was a he!

If she didn't have a cock pic "

If he takes some new perving material

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removes all her clothes 05/04/17 11:11:27]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removes all her clothes 05/04/17 11:11:27]

"

If he brings good cake

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

Cotswolds

If she wears a bunny costume;)

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"[Removes all her clothes 05/04/17 11:11:27]

If he brings good cake "

If she was in Aberdeen. I don't go to Edinburgh very often.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removes all her clothes 05/04/17 11:11:27]

If he brings good cake "

I'll bring some carrot cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He had sex change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removes all her clothes 05/04/17 11:11:27]

If he brings good cake

If she was in Aberdeen. I don't go to Edinburgh very often. "

If she ever comes to Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removes all her clothes 05/04/17 11:11:27]

If he brings good cake

If she was in Aberdeen. I don't go to Edinburgh very often.

If she ever comes to Yorkshire "

He brings chocolate

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"[Removes all her clothes 05/04/17 11:11:27]

"

Paints my ass for posterity xxxxx suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If she behaves lol xxx

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)


"If she behaves lol xxx"

What is the meaning of this strange word....... behave ??? Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If she behaves lol xxx

What is the meaning of this strange word....... behave ??? Suzi "

If she brings chocolate.

For the love of God someone bring me chocolate!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removes all her clothes 05/04/17 11:11:27]

If he brings good cake

If she was in Aberdeen. I don't go to Edinburgh very often.

If she ever comes to Yorkshire

He brings chocolate "

That's a given and I still have that big bar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removes all her clothes 05/04/17 11:11:27]

Paints my ass for posterity xxxxx suzi "

I'll do more than paint it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brings the following

A butternut squash

Vasaline

Condoms

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york


"[Removes all her clothes 05/04/17 11:11:27]

Paints my ass for posterity xxxxx suzi

I'll do more than paint it "
I can spank him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removes all her clothes 05/04/17 11:11:27]

If he brings good cake

If she was in Aberdeen. I don't go to Edinburgh very often.

If she ever comes to Yorkshire

He brings chocolate

That's a given and I still have that big bar "

He will share his maltesers x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removes all her clothes 05/04/17 11:11:27]

Paints my ass for posterity xxxxx suzi

I'll do more than paint it I can spank him "
if she puts that green outfit in and stockings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removes all her clothes 05/04/17 11:11:27]

If he brings good cake

If she was in Aberdeen. I don't go to Edinburgh very often.

If she ever comes to Yorkshire

He brings chocolate

That's a given and I still have that big bar

He will share his maltesers x"

If you eat them naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removes all her clothes 05/04/17 11:11:27]

If he brings good cake

If she was in Aberdeen. I don't go to Edinburgh very often.

If she ever comes to Yorkshire

He brings chocolate

That's a given and I still have that big bar

He will share his maltesers x

If you eat them naked"
if he let's me smell his rose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They share their wine

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

They promise to make me shake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They share their wine"
we often share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 11:36:28]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 11:36:28]"

You lived a little closer x

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

they stop skipping me.

Cheers guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 11:36:28]

You lived a little closer x"

Your entire world isn't black and white

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they stop skipping me.

Cheers guys "

how could anyone skip you! We could geek out and watch Star Wars together!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"they stop skipping me.

Cheers guys

how could anyone skip you! We could geek out and watch Star Wars together! "

Ok you win

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they stop skipping me.

Cheers guys

how could anyone skip you! We could geek out and watch Star Wars together! "

Make that a 3some as I'm a nerd!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Cheshire ... if it was only for a pint and a curry and no funny business!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they stop skipping me.

Cheers guys "

You didn't live in the arse end of nowhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they stop skipping me.

Cheers guys "

Back tracked to make you feel better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll meet anyone if wines involved lol

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"they stop skipping me.

Cheers guys

Back tracked to make you feel better "

Agree to pilage me in a twisted way

Boo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll meet anyone if wines involved lol"

You take me with you

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"they stop skipping me.

Cheers guys

You didn't live in the arse end of nowhere! "

Nothing wrong with my arse end

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"they stop skipping me.

Cheers guys

Back tracked to make you feel better "

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

She says 'yes' to 7 out of 10 questions I ask her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll meet anyone if wines involved lol

You take me with you "
can be arranged my dear.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I'll meet anyone if wines involved lol

You take me with you "
Ilove norwich folks are freindly there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they stop skipping me.

Cheers guys

Back tracked to make you feel better

"

If she could accommodate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they stop skipping me.

Cheers guys

Back tracked to make you feel better

Agree to pilage me in a twisted way

Boo x"

See the first post a bit further up about a butternut squash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheshire ... if it was only for a pint and a curry and no funny business! "

Pint only unless you got rid of that hair, grew boobs and changed from a he to a she! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they stop skipping me.

Cheers guys

how could anyone skip you! We could geek out and watch Star Wars together!

Make that a 3some as I'm a nerd!"

4 some ... back to back Star Wars movies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"they stop skipping me.

Cheers guys

You didn't live in the arse end of nowhere!

Nothing wrong with my arse end "

It rattles a bit

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 11:36:28]

You lived a little closer x

Your entire world isn't black and white "

If you weren't a Phantom of the Opera sort. (You were being missed out!)

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE


"[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 11:36:28]

You lived a little closer x

Your entire world isn't black and white

If you weren't a Phantom of the Opera sort. (You were being missed out!)"

If you hold that position for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

No new winks ... only if you go gentle with me! tee hee, just kiddin' .. only if we can go go-karting or paint balling on a strictly heterosexual matey type thing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No new winks ... only if you go gentle with me! tee hee, just kiddin' .. only if we can go go-karting or paint balling on a strictly heterosexual matey type thing! "

ditto

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"

ditto "

There's a big bunch of flowers just for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

she asks nicely...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"she asks nicely..."

If he begs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"she asks nicely...

If he begs "

If she brings the bunny ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"she asks nicely...

If he begs "

If she wants to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"she asks nicely...

If he begs

If she brings the bunny ears "

And my tail ....boing boing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sexyspecs .. only if she turns up in that 22 May 2016 red dress.. ding dong!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

ditto

There's a big bunch of flowers just for me"

I'll deliver...Zoological Gardens for now?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

They bring snacks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

ditto

There's a big bunch of flowers just for me

I'll deliver...Zoological Gardens for now?"

His towels are really that white and he tells how he does it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not so much if... but when

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 12:54:10]

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

They open part 2 of the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They bring snacks "

If I can r2 her d2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not so much if... but when "

If we can team up and entertain any one, or perhaps all of the lovely ladies on this thread

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By *andsome_Chef88Man
over a year ago

London

Princess peach; if she let's me blindfold her and handcuff her hands behind her back in doggy position and let me have my way with her

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