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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Guys who write

I'm gonna destroy your pussy

Tear you apart

Rip your ass in two

Pound you like a jackhammer

Smash your box

Stab you with my mighty black sword

Etc etc and all those other very manly, chest pounding cliches but very aggressive terms

ON A FIRST MESSAGE!

Is just a bit Ew and yuck.

Does that ever work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys who write

I'm gonna destroy your pussy

Tear you apart

Rip your ass in two

Pound you like a jackhammer

Smash your box

Stab you with my mighty black sword

Etc etc and all those other very manly, chest pounding cliches but very aggressive terms

ON A FIRST MESSAGE!

Is just a bit Ew and yuck.

Does that ever work?

Only if they want blocked and reported

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend to offer to ride them hard with my strapon till I rupture their spleen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys who write

I'm gonna destroy your pussy

Tear you apart

Rip your ass in two

Pound you like a jackhammer

Smash your box

Stab you with my mighty black sword

Etc etc and all those other very manly, chest pounding cliches but very aggressive terms

ON A FIRST MESSAGE!

Is just a bit Ew and yuck.

Does that ever work?

Only if they want blocked and reported

Why would you report them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look at the 1st line and press delete without reading.

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

I shake my head and typically just hit delete. If it's something vile I'll tell them off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys who write

I'm gonna destroy your pussy

Tear you apart

Rip your ass in two

Pound you like a jackhammer

Smash your box

Stab you with my mighty black sword

Etc etc and all those other very manly, chest pounding cliches but very aggressive terms

ON A FIRST MESSAGE!

Is just a bit Ew and yuck.

Does that ever work?

Only if they want blocked and reported

Why would you report them?

Threats of violence???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I tend to offer to ride them hard with my strapon till I rupture their spleen.

Fricking love this.

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By *axandbooCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I would have a face palm moment

Why does he want to destroy my cat? Hes done nothing to him :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to offer to ride them hard with my strapon till I rupture their spleen.

Fricking love this. "

You're welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys who write

I'm gonna destroy your pussy

Tear you apart

Rip your ass in two

Pound you like a jackhammer

Smash your box

Stab you with my mighty black sword

Etc etc and all those other very manly, chest pounding cliches but very aggressive terms

ON A FIRST MESSAGE!

Is just a bit Ew and yuck.

Does that ever work?

I never use the black sword one because that would be lying

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

Aah, you females get all the good messages its so unfair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys who write

I'm gonna destroy your pussy

Tear you apart

Rip your ass in two

Pound you like a jackhammer

Smash your box

Stab you with my mighty black sword

Etc etc and all those other very manly, chest pounding cliches but very aggressive terms

ON A FIRST MESSAGE!

Is just a bit Ew and yuck.

Does that ever work?

I never use the black sword one because that would be lying

I dont even have a white one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does that really happen? Wow I'm gobsmacked!

Probably the same guys who start threads asking why they can't get meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys who write

I'm gonna destroy your pussy

Tear you apart

Rip your ass in two

Pound you like a jackhammer

Smash your box

Stab you with my mighty black sword

Etc etc and all those other very manly, chest pounding cliches but very aggressive terms

ON A FIRST MESSAGE!

Is just a bit Ew and yuck.

Does that ever work?

Only if they want blocked and reported

Why would you report them?

Threats of violence???

Really? You really think those messages are threats of real violence?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually them types are shite in the sack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys who write

I'm gonna destroy your pussy

Tear you apart

Rip your ass in two

Pound you like a jackhammer

Smash your box

Stab you with my mighty black sword

Etc etc and all those other very manly, chest pounding cliches but very aggressive terms

ON A FIRST MESSAGE!

Is just a bit Ew and yuck.

Does that ever work?

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they normally get put off when they realise I don't have a black sword

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys who write

I'm gonna destroy your pussy

Tear you apart

Rip your ass in two

Pound you like a jackhammer

Smash your box

Stab you with my mighty black sword

Etc etc and all those other very manly, chest pounding cliches but very aggressive terms

ON A FIRST MESSAGE!

Is just a bit Ew and yuck.

Does that ever work?

Only if they want blocked and reported

Why would you report them?

Tbh I don't know what I'd do..

I don't tend to attract the desperadoes ..

Most of my first messages are polite and respectful, generally...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm gonna eat your pussy like a pot noodle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always assume that they're going to be the kind of guy who can't restrain his violence, and block them accordingly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually them types are shite in the sack "

Well the sword would probably rip it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There just euphemisms for rough sex its no big deal

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There are some LOVELY guys on here, but sometimes I wish I had more hands to facepalm myself with.

God bless the good guys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys who write

I'm gonna destroy your pussy

Tear you apart

Rip your ass in two

Pound you like a jackhammer

Smash your box

Stab you with my mighty black sword

Etc etc and all those other very manly, chest pounding cliches but very aggressive terms

ON A FIRST MESSAGE!

Is just a bit Ew and yuck.

Does that ever work?

Only if they want blocked and reported

Why would you report them?

Threats of violence???

Really? You really think those messages are threats of real violence?

No lol,don't be ridiculous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna eat your pussy like a pot noodle "

With a fork

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There just euphemisms for rough sex its no big deal"

Except they're pretty misogynistic in their nature.

If you enjoy rough sex then just say you enjoy rough sex. Don't use analogies that read more like domestic violence.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys who write

I'm gonna destroy your pussy

Tear you apart

Rip your ass in two

Pound you like a jackhammer

Smash your box

Stab you with my mighty black sword

Etc etc and all those other very manly, chest pounding cliches but very aggressive terms

ON A FIRST MESSAGE!

Is just a bit Ew and yuck.

Does that ever work?

I never use the black sword one because that would be lying

I dont even have a white one"

Best use the jackhammer one so Rossi

Blunt instrument

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose I'm lucky that as a couple I'm not subjected to that type of message, but do get some odd ones. I'd just block and delete x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to offer to ride them hard with my strapon till I rupture their spleen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There just euphemisms for rough sex its no big deal

Except they're pretty misogynistic in their nature.

If you enjoy rough sex then just say you enjoy rough sex. Don't use analogies that read more like domestic violence."

Especially on a first message

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

Seems to sound like sexual violence to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to offer to ride them hard with my strapon till I rupture their spleen.

"Oh baby, I'll fuck you so hard with my horse size strap on that I'll rupture your colon and put you in intensive care with peritonitis."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does that ever work?

If I'm feeling cantankerous I usually just ask them if it does actually ever work for them...I've yet to receive a reply lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys who write

I'm gonna destroy your pussy

Tear you apart

Rip your ass in two

Pound you like a jackhammer

Smash your box

Stab you with my mighty black sword

Etc etc and all those other very manly, chest pounding cliches but very aggressive terms

ON A FIRST MESSAGE!

Is just a bit Ew and yuck.

Does that ever work?

Only if they want blocked and reported

Why would you report them?

Threats of violence???

Really? You really think those messages are threats of real violence?

No lol,don't be ridiculous

I thought you were being serious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to offer to ride them hard with my strapon till I rupture their spleen.

"Oh baby, I'll fuck you so hard with my horse size strap on that I'll rupture your colon and put you in intensive care with peritonitis.""

Im hard now!!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Should I ever receive such a message I'd run out and acquire a wedding dress, he'd definitely be a keeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to offer to ride them hard with my strapon till I rupture their spleen.

can I please steal this and use next time I get that kind of message??

I usually just ignore or block if they repeatedly send such things. Doesn't do it for me anyway

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Guys who write

I'm gonna destroy your pussy

Tear you apart

Rip your ass in two

Pound you like a jackhammer

Smash your box

Stab you with my mighty black sword

Etc etc and all those other very manly, chest pounding cliches but very aggressive terms

ON A FIRST MESSAGE!

Is just a bit Ew and yuck.

Does that ever work?

Ofcourse it works; it makes me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should I ever receive such a message I'd run out and acquire a wedding dress, he'd definitely be a keeper

Well it's still early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to offer to ride them hard with my strapon till I rupture their spleen.

"Oh baby, I'll fuck you so hard with my horse size strap on that I'll rupture your colon and put you in intensive care with peritonitis.""

My fingers get too tired typing for all that!

But in all seriousness, you're spot on with the casual violence that these messages reek of. And I would not entertain it in the slightest.

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By *omerladyWoman
over a year ago

Taunton

"Guys who write

I'm gonna destroy your pussy

Tear you apart

Rip your ass in two

Pound you like a jackhammer

Smash your box

Stab you with my mighty black sword

Etc etc and all those other very manly, chest pounding cliches but very aggressive terms

ON A FIRST MESSAGE!

Is just a bit Ew and yuck.

Does that ever work?

I haven't had this;

for a while. But I do remember it well.

That's why I have to block all single men from messaging me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does that really happen? Wow I'm gobsmacked!

Probably the same guys who start threads asking why they can't get meets"

EVERY. SINGLE. DAY.

Several times a day.

Usually I don't even read past the first line, but sometimes one is extra aggressive or stupid and I'll dial up my inner psycho and tell them off.

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By *ild-1Woman
over a year ago

york

Wouldn't work with me as I just see it as pathetic childish behaviour i.e. Someone I wouldn't want to meet!!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Should I ever receive such a message I'd run out and acquire a wedding dress, he'd definitely be a keeper

Well it's still early

I've got my running shoes on ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to offer to ride them hard with my strapon till I rupture their spleen.

can I please steal this and use next time I get that kind of message??

I usually just ignore or block if they repeatedly send such things. Doesn't do it for me anyway "

I own not words, use them as you deem fit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It really is a shocker why a lot of people cant get meets isn't it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should I ever receive such a message I'd run out and acquire a wedding dress, he'd definitely be a keeper

Yeah,a lighthouse keeper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to offer to ride them hard with my strapon till I rupture their spleen.

If I had a strap on that's what I'd say... Will a whip do ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to offer to ride them hard with my strapon till I rupture their spleen.

"Oh baby, I'll fuck you so hard with my horse size strap on that I'll rupture your colon and put you in intensive care with peritonitis.""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Comments such as those are shite in any message!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Because we are a couple, they usually offer to abuse and disrespect my parter for good measure. That's the man I love FFS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to offer to ride them hard with my strapon till I rupture their spleen.

"Oh baby, I'll fuck you so hard with my horse size strap on that I'll rupture your colon and put you in intensive care with peritonitis."

Im hard now!!"

Damn that medical fetish!

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"I tend to offer to ride them hard with my strapon till I rupture their spleen.

"Oh baby, I'll fuck you so hard with my horse size strap on that I'll rupture your colon and put you in intensive care with peritonitis."

My fingers get too tired typing for all that!

But in all seriousness, you're spot on with the casual violence that these messages reek of. And I would not entertain it in the slightest.

No cutting and pasting allowed, only well constructed responses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fingers get too tired typing for all that! "

Are you sure that's from... typing? *wink-nudge*

We women need to improve our copypasta skills!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Why does he want to destroy my cat? Hes done nothing to him :p "

Yes and he wants to bisect my donkey as well!!!

This sort of violence to animals is totally unacceptable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fingers get too tired typing for all that!

Are you sure that's from... typing? *wink-nudge*

We women need to improve our copypasta skills!"

Yes, typing. My fingers are *never* too tied to wank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fingers get too tired typing for all that!

Are you sure that's from... typing? *wink-nudge*

We women need to improve our copypasta skills!

Yes, typing. My fingers are *never* too tied to wank.

Or even *tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only the first floor have worked. I'd ditch the rest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fingers get too tired typing for all that!

Are you sure that's from... typing? *wink-nudge*

We women need to improve our copypasta skills!

Yes, typing. My fingers are *never* too tied to wank.

Or even *tired

Don't electrocute yourself on the keyboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We get the odd message like that, I usually just roll my eyes and delete. I've reported a couple that have been particularly nasty, with lots of abusive language. I imagine some people who enjoy humiliation and degradation might appreciate it but as a first message to a profile that doesn't hint at that at all its not nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fingers get too tired typing for all that!

Are you sure that's from... typing? *wink-nudge*

We women need to improve our copypasta skills!

Yes, typing. My fingers are *never* too tied to wank.

Or even *tired

Don't electrocute yourself on the keyboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fingers get too tired typing for all that!

Are you sure that's from... typing? *wink-nudge*

We women need to improve our copypasta skills!

Yes, typing. My fingers are *never* too tied to wank.

Or even *tired

Don't electrocute yourself on the keyboard

Are your typing skills as good as Jessica Fletchers on murder she wrote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fingers get too tired typing for all that!

Are you sure that's from... typing? *wink-nudge*

We women need to improve our copypasta skills!

Yes, typing. My fingers are *never* too tied to wank.

Or even *tired

Don't electrocute yourself on the keyboard

Are your typing skills as good as Jessica Fletchers on murder she wrote"

The rolling eyes indicated I wasn't amused.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna eat your pussy like a pot noodle "

That's the best chat up line ever!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna eat your pussy like a pot noodle "

Twiddle it round a fork?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because we are a couple, they usually offer to abuse and disrespect my parter for good measure. That's the man I love FFS!"

Some people would love the messages you describe in the OP. I don't like them but I'm not offended.

As to your post above ^ some couples are into cuckolding. They probably just mean they want that.

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By *inaryGuyMan
over a year ago

Near the River

"Guys who write

I'm gonna destroy your pussy

Tear you apart

Rip your ass in two

Pound you like a jackhammer

Smash your box

Stab you with my mighty black sword

Etc etc and all those other very manly, chest pounding cliches but very aggressive terms

ON A FIRST MESSAGE!

Is just a bit Ew and yuck.

Does that ever work?

I suggested to a female friend once that she should reply to similar messages with "Yeh let's do it.....I wanna fist you hard!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tend to offer to ride them hard with my strapon till I rupture their spleen.

Ill let you but only if i can fuck you first baby x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm gonna eat your pussy like a pot noodle "

Give it a good forking in between blowing on it?

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By *r and Mrs DebaucheryCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

We don't ever respond to messages like that. No need for them in our opinion, then men wonder why they don't get any meets.

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