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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Rocket. It blasts off after a ten second count down.

Any more humorous descriptions for your manhoods?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

At the moment a limp cocktail sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At the moment a limp cocktail sausage

Needs nibbling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm wetter than a haddock's bathing costume.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.. a visit to Madame Tussaud's. A crushing disappointment.

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

....a penis, but smaller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a cock only smaller

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....a penis, but smaller"

Snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like a cock only smaller "

Like playing the incredibles on the PS2.. (bear with me).. starts off quite disappointing, then it gets hard and makes it worthwhile.

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By *reakShow90Man
over a year ago

Manchester/halifax

Special in its own way or so my mum keeps telling me. A joke

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"....a penis, but smaller

Snap

Aww bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm wetter than a haddock's bathing costume."

I've flooded my basement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*singing*

Has anybody seen my cock?

A big Rhode Island Red?

It's mostly pink,

With a little bit of blue

And purple on the top.

And it stands right up

In the morning

And gives my wife a shock.

Has anybody seen,

Has anybody seen my cock?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A good red wine. The older it gets, the better it tastes.

I live in hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...red, red, rose. That's newly sprung in June...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"At the moment a limp cocktail sausage

Needs nibbling

Now you've said that it's a bratwurst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At the moment a limp cocktail sausage

Needs nibbling

Now you've said that it's a bratwurst

willkommen!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

A mini Lynx can at the moment

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

I call my penis 'The Tardis' it appears to be small but feels a lot bigger once inside!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As big as a sky remote when I hold the camera at a certain angle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I call my penis 'The Tardis' it appears to be small but feels a lot bigger once inside!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is like the first cup of coffee of the day

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"I'm wetter than a haddock's bathing costume."

Wetter than an otters pocket

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By *ighlandballsMan
over a year ago

perth

Very twitchy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...a box of poundworld chocolates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...red, red, rose. That's newly sprung in June..."

it works! Better get that redness checked though heh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...red, red, rose. That's newly sprung in June...

it works! Better get that redness checked though heh."

That reminds me, I need to buy more miracle grow.

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