FabSwingers.com forum: Would you fuck me?

By *sagent81 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me so hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nahh

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Wowzers. ....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Yeah

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By *sagent81 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Hose for you then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With my strap on? Sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me so hard."

Well that's you sorted then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Err no

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"With my strap on? Sure. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're that tense your chins gone lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But... but.... your profile says you're straight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isnt that from a film??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh silence of the lambs!

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By *sagent81 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Anybody not wanting to fuck me gets the hose!

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By *sagent81 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Oooh silence of the lambs!"

We have a winner!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Can I use my 12 inch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rs mischiefWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me so hard."

Considering I can't see your picture would have to be a no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me so hard."

I'll let you know when I've finished watching my self wank in the mirror.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Out of my age range sorry........ phew

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

Unfortunately, I am, apparently, far too much of a wizened old bat for you.

I am distraught.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anybody not wanting to fuck me gets the hose! "

I'll take the hose please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I'm straight (straight straight, not Fab straight!

) but hell, yeah, y'know I think I would! Bend over OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*sighs*... I kinda miss the fab folk that pulled up chairs or grabbed the popcorn for these kinda threads *stares off wistfully in to days gone by*

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Well I'm straight (straight straight, not Fab straight!

) but hell, yeah, y'know I think I would! Bend over OP!

Floozy

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No dear.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Well I'm straight (straight straight, not Fab straight!

) but hell, yeah, y'know I think I would! Bend over OP!

You've lost it today pmsl

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Anybody not wanting to fuck me gets the hose!

I'll take the hose please"

Can we share the hose?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*sighs*... I kinda miss the fab folk that pulled up chairs or grabbed the popcorn for these kinda threads *stares off wistfully in to days gone by*"

They all got piles and diabetes from sitting on hard cold chairs and too much popcorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you take 10" ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's fannyman!

PTU xxx

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The OP is joking.

It's the lines out of "silence of the Lambs".

*face palms*

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Errr...no thanks, OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With Anthony Hopkins. Hannibal Lecter.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"The OP is joking.

It's the lines out of "silence of the Lambs".

*face palms*

Whaaaaat? No way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The OP is joking.

It's the lines out of "silence of the Lambs".

*face palms*

Whaaaaat? No way! "

Yeah haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*sighs*... I kinda miss the fab folk that pulled up chairs or grabbed the popcorn for these kinda threads *stares off wistfully in to days gone by*

They all got piles and diabetes from sitting on hard cold chairs and too much popcorn

Thought they'd been a bit quiet of late

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The OP is joking.

It's the lines out of "silence of the Lambs".

*face palms*

No. This is the forums - please answer with the appropriate amount of outrage.

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By *sagent81 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Anybody not wanting to fuck me gets the hose!

I'll take the hose please

Can we share the hose? "

Gonna need a big hose aren't I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chianti anyone ?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Anybody not wanting to fuck me gets the hose!

I'll take the hose please

Can we share the hose?

Gonna need a big hose aren't I "

Yeah. Probably.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me so hard."

I bet you are well pissed you can't fit your own cock up your arse!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope, I don't like Leeds

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By *sagent81 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"The OP is joking.

It's the lines out of "silence of the Lambs".

*face palms*

Thanks. I hadn't gathered so many people hadn't seen it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*sighs*... I kinda miss the fab folk that pulled up chairs or grabbed the popcorn for these kinda threads *stares off wistfully in to days gone by*

They all got piles and diabetes from sitting on hard cold chairs and too much popcorn

Thought they'd been a bit quiet of late

Now if you want we can snuggle up on a cosy sofa with wine and some low cal snacks and watch with fascination as how many didnt pick up on what I said earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The OP is joking.

It's the lines out of "silence of the Lambs".

*face palms*

Thanks. I hadn't gathered so many people hadn't seen it."

This is the forums mate.

*bang*

*crash*

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"The OP is joking.

It's the lines out of "silence of the Lambs".

*face palms*

Thanks. I hadn't gathered so many people hadn't seen it."

I think a few were playing along OP... I hope so anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nahhhh, no offence!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chianti anyone ?"

Fafafafa x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anybody not wanting to fuck me gets the hose!

I'll take the hose please

Can we share the hose? "

Damn right we can!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nahh"

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By *100Man
over a year ago

Essex

Hello Brendon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you'd fuck you .....dick touch your arse ?...what you waiting for ..go fuck yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me so hard."

Can I say 'go and fuck yourself, then!' . And not get a time out here?

It's a joke!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Such a gripping topic..... Outcome,man fucks himself with a giant hose... So European

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry no

Kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me so hard."

Are you still in the habit of shoving moth larvae down people's throats? And admiring yourself naked in the mirror with your meat n two veg tucked away between your legs??

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

Nope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unfortunately, I am, apparently, far too much of a wizened old bat for you.

I am distraught.

Nooo..you are very sexy and sensually erotic, until I got down to that strap on that scared the living shit out of me...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely a no from me

Ruby

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By *sagent81 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me so hard.

Are you still in the habit of shoving moth larvae down people's throats? And admiring yourself naked in the mirror with your meat n two veg tucked away between your legs??

No I just like the song "goodbye horses"

No moths!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anybody not wanting to fuck me gets the hose! "

You best give me the hose so

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Can't see your face well enough to even begin considering it

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Every time I read this, I hear it as Buffalo Bill

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With my strap on? Sure.

I've always been curious about this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me so hard.

Are you still in the habit of shoving moth larvae down people's throats? And admiring yourself naked in the mirror with your meat n two veg tucked away between your legs??

No I just like the song "goodbye horses"

No moths! "

I always wondered what that was called, just googled, cheers

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By *sagent81 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Chianti anyone ?

Fafafafa x"

She gets it

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By *eachPreacherMan
over a year ago

Kent/London

I'd fuck me too. But only with a paper bag over my head

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By *sagent81 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Every time I read this, I hear it as Buffalo Bill"

That's the correct way

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By *sagent81 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me so hard.

Are you still in the habit of shoving moth larvae down people's throats? And admiring yourself naked in the mirror with your meat n two veg tucked away between your legs??

No I just like the song "goodbye horses"

No moths!

I always wondered what that was called, just googled, cheers

It's a great song and the reason this thread exists after hearing it again yesterday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It took way too long for people to realise its from one the best films ever made

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

An invisible guy - I'd have to reject you op

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

As soon as i read it I had the image of that shawl thing, bits tucked away, knees together and lipstick being applied.

Precious, precious, come here you little shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I use my 12 inch?"

Bad girl!!!

Go and get my cake!

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By *sagent81 OP Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"As soon as i read it I had the image of that shawl thing, bits tucked away, knees together and lipstick being applied.

Precious, precious, come here you little shit."

Lotion for you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't need anyone else then .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 05/04/17 11:30:49]"
so you won't be offended if someone said go fuck yourself! !

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