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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lots of threads popping up from single men complaining about not meeting anyone.

So use this thread to advertise what makes you a mans man. You never know, may get a message from it

Me? I drink lager from a can and sharpen pencils with Stanley knives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pop champagne corks with my bare hands none of this tea towel nonsense

I call people mate (only when I can't remember their names though )

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne


"Lots of threads popping up from single men complaining about not meeting anyone.

So use this thread to advertise what makes you a mans man. You never know, may get a message from it

Me? I drink lager from a can and sharpen pencils with Stanley knives "

I'm sold lol

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By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife


"Lots of threads popping up from single men complaining about not meeting anyone.

So use this thread to advertise what makes you a mans man. You never know, may get a message from it

Me? I drink lager from a can and sharpen pencils with Stanley knives "

ooh get you!

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By *aggersMan
over a year ago

portsmouth

I blow bombs up for a living !! not sure it makes me a mans man but it's bloody good fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I know all the dance moves to 'Tragedy' by Steps and just *love* watching Brides of Beverley Hills .. no??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think the term "a man's man" was invented for me!

I'm so macho I chew bricks and clean my teeth with an angle grinder

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think the term "a man's man" was invented for me!

I'm so macho I chew bricks and clean my teeth with an angle grinder "

I imagine you've only ever cleaned your teeth with an angle grinder once?

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Oooooo I love a mans man ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so manly my chest hair is actually made up of smaller less manly men linking hands and hanging on to my nips

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I pop champagne corks with my bare hands none of this tea towel nonsense

I call people mate (only when I can't remember their names though )"

I guess mate is better than what I call you

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I think the term "a man's man" was invented for me!

I'm so macho I chew bricks and clean my teeth with an angle grinder

I imagine you've only ever cleaned your teeth with an angle grinder once? "

He didn't need to, had none left after chewing bricks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lots of threads popping up from single men complaining about not meeting anyone.

So use this thread to advertise what makes you a mans man. You never know, may get a message from it

Me? I drink lager from a can and sharpen pencils with Stanley knives "

Do you crush the can? With one hand??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think the term "a man's man" was invented for me!

I'm so macho I chew bricks and clean my teeth with an angle grinder

I imagine you've only ever cleaned your teeth with an angle grinder once? "

Yep, now I just cauterise my gums nightly

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lots of threads popping up from single men complaining about not meeting anyone.

So use this thread to advertise what makes you a mans man. You never know, may get a message from it

Me? I drink lager from a can and sharpen pencils with Stanley knives

Do you crush the can? With one hand?? "

Yes, well clenching my teeth and letting out a manly GGRRR

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Yes, well clenching my teeth and letting out a manly GGRRR"

If you had crushed it onto your forehead id have been impressed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I worked doors for a living, but now limit my manliness to ripping tissues, crushing grapes with my bare hands and jumping off kerbs......grrrrrrrrrrrrr hear me roar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lots of threads popping up from single men complaining about not meeting anyone.

So use this thread to advertise what makes you a mans man. You never know, may get a message from it

Me? I drink lager from a can and sharpen pencils with Stanley knives

Do you crush the can? With one hand??

Yes, well clenching my teeth and letting out a manly GGRRR"

Phwooaarr!!!

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

am a scrap man by trade!

Need I say more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm so manly my chest hair is actually made up of smaller less manly men linking hands and hanging on to my nips "

*fap fap*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I pop champagne corks with my bare hands none of this tea towel nonsense

I call people mate (only when I can't remember their names though )

I guess mate is better than what I call you "

I like what you call me almost sounds like a compliment if you say it underwater

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I pop champagne corks with my bare hands none of this tea towel nonsense

I call people mate (only when I can't remember their names though )

I guess mate is better than what I call you

I like what you call me almost sounds like a compliment if you say it underwater "

Your compliments aren't much better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I pop champagne corks with my bare hands none of this tea towel nonsense

I call people mate (only when I can't remember their names though )

I guess mate is better than what I call you

I like what you call me almost sounds like a compliment if you say it underwater

Your compliments aren't much better "

I didn't realise I'd ever complimented you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like sucking cock and bum sex.

That kinda makes me a mans man don't it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like sucking cock and bum sex.

That kinda makes me a mans man don't it? "

Can't argue with the logic

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By *ungdublinguyMan
over a year ago

Dublin/Leitrim

Artist and can play xbox for hours.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I like sucking cock and bum sex.

That kinda makes me a mans man don't it? "

Until he mentions the L word

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I pop champagne corks with my bare hands none of this tea towel nonsense

I call people mate (only when I can't remember their names though )

I guess mate is better than what I call you

I like what you call me almost sounds like a compliment if you say it underwater

Your compliments aren't much better

I didn't realise I'd ever complimented you "

That's my point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I pop champagne corks with my bare hands none of this tea towel nonsense

I call people mate (only when I can't remember their names though )

I guess mate is better than what I call you

I like what you call me almost sounds like a compliment if you say it underwater

Your compliments aren't much better

I didn't realise I'd ever complimented you

That's my point "

Well you are very pink and panther like best you're gonna get for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ok ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like sucking cock and bum sex.

That kinda makes me a mans man don't it?

Until he mentions the L word "

Then he doesn't get his cock sucked or bum sex.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I pop champagne corks with my bare hands none of this tea towel nonsense

I call people mate (only when I can't remember their names though )

I guess mate is better than what I call you

I like what you call me almost sounds like a compliment if you say it underwater

Your compliments aren't much better

I didn't realise I'd ever complimented you

That's my point

Well you are very pink and panther like best you're gonna get for now "

I won't block you just yet then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How is clusoe nowadays pink?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"I like sucking cock and bum sex.

That kinda makes me a mans man don't it?

Until he mentions the L word

Then he doesn't get his cock sucked or bum sex. "

That's harsh

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"How is clusoe nowadays pink?"

God knows I'm all about the diamond

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like sucking cock and bum sex.

That kinda makes me a mans man don't it?

Until he mentions the L word

Then he doesn't get his cock sucked or bum sex.

That's harsh "

Well I suppose he could just not from me. I'm miserable today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Competitive strongman, hands like spades and can lift really heavy stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id challenge chuck norris to an arm wrestle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm off to put the washing out

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By *ranimallxl5Man
over a year ago

Winchester

If you are single and after just sex.. Try badoo, tinder or pof.. You wil get a lot more sex

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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago

West Wales

I once stood in for Desperate Dan of the Beano while he was on hols.

Didn't get a second stint as they said I made him look effeminate.

S

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