FabSwingers.com forum: New £20 note

By *lem-H-Fandango OP Man
over a year ago

salisbury

I see rather than use a tiny piece of cow they're going to help the extinction of thousands of species including the oranutan by using palm oil. Nice one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The cow is of the bovine ilk,

One end moo, the other milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought a monkey was £500

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought a monkey was £500"

I thought it was a cheeky child

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By *ileyMan
over a year ago

basildon

"I thought a monkey was £500"
It Is but do u no where the saying originates from?

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"I thought a monkey was £500 It Is but do u no where the saying originates from?"

Yes. In Laandon, the going rate for a pet Monkey was historically £500, so if somebody said

'I can't adam and eve it, I've fell down the apple and pears and ripped me whistle and flute'

'Don't worry, treacle, you can have this one for a monkey'

He'd know what they meant.

Is that it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh?

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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why they printing money for anyway? i use paypal or my card for everything now.

get with the times already.

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By *unandbuckCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

"why they printing money for anyway? i use paypal or my card for everything now.

get with the times already."

Then all the shops can give Paypal or the credit card company 3% of everything they sell....

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By *ileyMan
over a year ago

basildon

"I thought a monkey was £500 It Is but do u no where the saying originates from?

Yes. In Laandon, the going rate for a pet Monkey was historically £500, so if somebody said

'I can't adam and eve it

, I've fell down the apple and pears and ripped me whistle and flute'

'Don't worry, treacle, you can have this one for a monkey'

He'd know what they meant.

Is that it?"

Back in the day in India the british soldiers wage was 500 rubels and a 500 note had the monkey on it hence a monkey.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"why they printing money for anyway? i use paypal or my card for everything now.

get with the times already.

Then all the shops can give Paypal or the credit card company 3% of everything they sell...."

i pay that now anyway. don't mind paying for the convenience.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"I thought a monkey was £500 It Is but do u no where the saying originates from?

Yes. In Laandon, the going rate for a pet Monkey was historically £500, so if somebody said

'I can't adam and eve it

, I've fell down the apple and pears and ripped me whistle and flute'

'Don't worry, treacle, you can have this one for a monkey'

He'd know what they meant.

Is that it?

Back in the day in India the british soldiers wage was 500 rubels and a 500 note had the monkey on it hence a monkey."

I think that being in India it might have been Rupee's as Roubles would be hard to spend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought a monkey was £500 It Is but do u no where the saying originates from?

Yes. In Laandon, the going rate for a pet Monkey was historically £500, so if somebody said

'I can't adam and eve it

, I've fell down the apple and pears and ripped me whistle and flute'

'Don't worry, treacle, you can have this one for a monkey'

He'd know what they meant.

Is that it?

Back in the day in India the british soldiers wage was 500 rubels and a 500 note had the monkey on it hence a monkey."

Rubels?? (Ruble) Thats Ruskie currency, surely you mean Rupees?

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By *ileyMan
over a year ago

basildon

"I thought a monkey was £500 It Is but do u no where the saying originates from?

Yes. In Laandon, the going rate for a pet Monkey was historically £500, so if somebody said

'I can't adam and eve it

, I've fell down the apple and pears and ripped me whistle and flute'

'Don't worry, treacle, you can have this one for a monkey'

He'd know what they meant.

Is that it?

Back in the day in India the british soldiers wage was 500 rubels and a 500 note had the monkey on it hence a monkey.

Rubels?? (Ruble) Thats Ruskie currency, surely you mean Rupees?

yep u got it.

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