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" I can do lots if I'm interested, but if not...look out, selective hearing kicks in and I become multi talentless" Selective hearing is part of men's genetic make up lol. Apologies for no pic on my profile | |||
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"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature? I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple. Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once? "Ahem, have you seen what I've been up to today. Even now I'm multitasking by typing this and watching tv at the same time. Sexist, huh...  | |||
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That said. Put a fantastic pair of tits in my inbox and that's it...end of business for the day  | |||
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"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature? I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple. Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?
Ahem, have you seen what I've been up to today. Even now I'm multitasking by typing this and watching tv at the same time. Sexist, huh... "Yeah yeah I know all about your multitasking, I've had the pleasure  | |||
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"It's been proven that multi tasking is less efficient. Choose a task and complete then focus on the next one. "Also proven that women are no better at multi-tasking than men. But we like to let them think they are.... | |||
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"It's been proven that multi tasking is less efficient. Choose a task and complete then focus on the next one. "i have to agree unless you have a work force, one job at a time! | |||
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"It's been proven that multi tasking is less efficient. Choose a task and complete then focus on the next one.
Also proven that women are no better at multi-tasking than men. But we like to let them think they are...."I was going to say, men can multi task fine. Its just that women insist we are better at things, so they let us do things for them. | |||
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"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature? I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple. Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?
Ahem, have you seen what I've been up to today. Even now I'm multitasking by typing this and watching tv at the same time. Sexist, huh...
Yeah yeah I know all about your multitasking, I've had the pleasure "So do I get a pass on this one then | |||
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"That's all very well missus, but can you drive, drink a can of Special Brew, phone yer mate and apply lippy at the same time "I'm not about to admit to breaking any road traffic laws | |||
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"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature? I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple. Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?
Ahem, have you seen what I've been up to today. Even now I'm multitasking by typing this and watching tv at the same time. Sexist, huh...
Yeah yeah I know all about your multitasking, I've had the pleasure
So do I get a pass on this one then "Silly question, just so long as you aren't hiding your assets | |||
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"It's been proven that multi tasking is less efficient. Choose a task and complete then focus on the next one. "In certain instances I'd agree | |||
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" I can do lots if I'm interested, but if not...look out, selective hearing kicks in and I become multi talentless Selective hearing is part of men's genetic make up lol. Apologies for no pic on my profile "You have no requirement to apologise to me...I was able to read your profile and create a mental image of you whilst clipping my toenails into the dishwasher as I unloaded it.  | |||
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"It's been proven that multi tasking is less efficient. Choose a task and complete then focus on the next one.
In certain instances I'd agree " haha | |||
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" I can do lots if I'm interested, but if not...look out, selective hearing kicks in and I become multi talentless Selective hearing is part of men's genetic make up lol. Apologies for no pic on my profile
You have no requirement to apologise to me...I was able to read your profile and create a mental image of you whilst clipping my toenails into the dishwasher as I unloaded it. "I'm suitable amused and impressed with your ability to multitask lol | |||
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"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature? I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple. Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once? "My chance to shine... Messaging on more than one thread in the forum, making bairns tea, having my daughter kicking off about io6 and snap chat, and having a conversation with another person on kik. Single parent multi tasking is must if not I break down ?? | |||
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"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature? I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple. Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?
My chance to shine...
Messaging on more than one thread in the forum, making bairns tea, having my daughter kicking off about io6 and snap chat, and having a conversation with another person on kik. Single parent multi tasking is must if not I break down ?? "Top of the multitasking tree for you  | |||
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"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature? I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple. Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once? "I can multi task, could eat dinner and perv at the same time! | |||
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"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature? I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple. Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once? "They do things wrong or so bad then they know we won't ask them again. Hence why they don't multi task because we'd actually realise that they can do more than one thing at a time and we'd expect it off them everyday. | |||
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"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature? I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple. Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?
I can multi task, could eat dinner and perv at the same time! "That doesn't constitute multitasking sorry | |||
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"That's all very well missus, but can you drive, drink a can of Special Brew, phone yer mate and apply lippy at the same time
I'm not about to admit to breaking any road traffic laws "That's cool, it's not something that I would ever do as I don't wear lippy
I can however, sneeze and fart at the same time
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"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature? I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple. Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?
I can multi task, could eat dinner and perv at the same time!
That doesn't constitute multitasking sorry "How about if i eat dinner, perv at you, and ignore the phone ringing? That's three things, how many constitute multi tasking? | |||
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"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature? I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple. Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?
I can multi task, could eat dinner and perv at the same time!
That doesn't constitute multitasking sorry
How about if i eat dinner, perv at you, and ignore the phone ringing?
That's three things, how many constitute multi tasking? "It's not quantity it's the quality of tasks being undertaken lol | |||
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"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature? I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple. Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?
Ahem, have you seen what I've been up to today. Even now I'm multitasking by typing this and watching tv at the same time. Sexist, huh... "Me too + drinking. So versatile. | |||
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"It's been proven that multi tasking is less efficient. Choose a task and complete then focus on the next one. "Probably by a man who doesn't have children or a husband | |||
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"It's been proven that multi tasking is less efficient. Choose a task and complete then focus on the next one.
Probably by a man who doesn't have children or a husband "Pmsl | |||
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"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature? I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple. Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?
I can multi task, could eat dinner and perv at the same time!
That doesn't constitute multitasking sorry
How about if i eat dinner, perv at you, and ignore the phone ringing?
That's three things, how many constitute multi tasking?
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"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature? I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple. Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?
I can multi task, could eat dinner and perv at the same time!
That doesn't constitute multitasking sorry
How about if i eat dinner, perv at you, and ignore the phone ringing?
That's three things, how many constitute multi tasking?
It's not quantity it's the quality of tasks being undertaken lol
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"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature? I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple. Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?
I can multi task, could eat dinner and perv at the same time!
That doesn't constitute multitasking sorry
How about if i eat dinner, perv at you, and ignore the phone ringing?
That's three things, how many constitute multi tasking?
It's not quantity it's the quality of tasks being undertaken lol
I'll get my coat
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"I can watch porn and wank at the same time. " Whilst eating popcorn | |||
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"It's been proven that multi tasking is less efficient. Choose a task and complete then focus on the next one.
Also proven that women are no better at multi-tasking than men. But we like to let them think they are....
I was going to say, men can multi task fine. Its just that women insist we are better at things, so they let us do things for them."Wow! Now you I'd like to meet!  | |||
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"I can watch porn and wank at the same time. Whilst eating popcorn "Eeeeuw! That's one flavour of popcorn i don't want at the cinema! | |||
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"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature? I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple. Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once? "Tried walking and talking once...I fell over! | |||
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"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature? I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple. Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?
I can multi task, could eat dinner and perv at the same time!
That doesn't constitute multitasking sorry
How about if i eat dinner, perv at you, and ignore the phone ringing?
That's three things, how many constitute multi tasking?
It's not quantity it's the quality of tasks being undertaken lol
I'll get my coat "TAXI for wigandave....!! | |||
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"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature? I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple. Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?
I can multi task, could eat dinner and perv at the same time!
That doesn't constitute multitasking sorry
How about if i eat dinner, perv at you, and ignore the phone ringing?
That's three things, how many constitute multi tasking?
It's not quantity it's the quality of tasks being undertaken lol
I'll get my coat
TAXI for wigandave....!! "Thank you, most kind! | |||
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"All men can have a can and use remote . "When they can find the remote that is lol | |||
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"Do you guys consider cheating multitasking lol "How many things would i have to do while cheating? | |||
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Does focusing on a steady BPM using each hand and foot to hit one of 13 different components in the kit in different rhythms and tempos count as multitasking? 
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"I'm a drummer Does focusing on a steady BPM using each hand and foot to hit one of 13 different components in the kit in different rhythms and tempos count as multitasking?
"Yes it bloody does, I expect these skills are transferable | |||
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"Do you guys consider cheating multitasking lol
How many things would i have to do while cheating? "Well theoretically it is multitasking | |||
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" Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once? "42. | |||
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" Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?
42. "Isn't that the answer to life, the universe and everything? | |||
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" Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?
42. "Smart ass | |||
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"All men can have a can and use remote .
When they can find the remote that is lol "It's under the cushion ffs | |||
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" Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?
42.
Smart ass "No its hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, its the book next to multitasking for beginners in the library Is looking at two books multi tasking? | |||
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" Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?
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Smart ass
No its hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, its the book next to multitasking for beginners in the library
Is looking at two books multi tasking? " | |||
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"All men can have a can and use remote .
When they can find the remote that is lol
It's under the cushion ffs "Stop it pmsl you have insider knowledge | |||
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"All men can have a can and use remote .
When they can find the remote that is lol "Easy....it's at the side of their cock. Multitasking....changing Chanel and measuring their cock at the same time. | |||
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"All men can have a can and use remote .
When they can find the remote that is lol
Easy....it's at the side of their cock.
Multitasking....changing Chanel and measuring their cock at the same time."And posting a pic on fab, you forgot that element | |||
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"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature? I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple. Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once? "Does wanking and watching porn count ? | |||
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"Dunno, I beg to differ on this one, I can only do one thing at a time but am starting to think Pete should have been a drummer because he can do something different with his cock, tounge, left hand and right hand all at once whilst fucking me and still manages to keep a good rhythm! Ruby" Yes I did say sexually they can multitask | |||
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"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature? I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple. Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?
Does wanking and watching porn count ? "Nope sorry | |||
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"I can watch porn and wank at the same time. " Welcome back Stevie | |||
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"I can pick my nose and scratch my arse or balls, whilst farting and singing the National Anthem at the same time- does that count as multi-tasking?" No but I guess asking the question and lowering the tone at the same time may be considered multitasking | |||
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"I can pick my nose and scratch my arse or balls, whilst farting and singing the National Anthem at the same time- does that count as multi-tasking? No but I guess asking the question and lowering the tone at the same time may be considered multitasking "I'm a dab hand at it then | |||
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"I can pick my nose and scratch my arse or balls, whilst farting and singing the National Anthem at the same time- does that count as multi-tasking? No but I guess asking the question and lowering the tone at the same time may be considered multitasking
I'm a dab hand at it then "You too may join the others at the top of the tee | |||
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Multitasking then consisted of yelling nooooo!and trying to fight my way off again | |||
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"Sorry it took so long,on my way home from the library, i stood at the wrong stop and mistakenly got on the vengabus
Multitasking then consisted of yelling nooooo!and trying to fight my way off again "I rest my case men can't multitask lol | |||
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"Oh i can, just not how you ask in your op! "Well I'll never know about that | |||
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"And why can they never see/find what's in front of their face????? "Maybe a thread for the morning? | |||
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"And why can they never see/find what's in front of their face????? "Who says that? | |||
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"Said, not says. Can't even type a post never mind multi task "Pmsl | |||
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"Im a modern day single house husband Only today for example Working week over This morning Up and let the dog out Poppin the kettle on while i wait for his return While the tea brews The pots dried and put away Clothes Added to wasters Washed Added to dryer Music on Vaccin and Moppin All whilst Im boppin I look like Mrs doubtfire But without the fake boobs " I think you'd look good with fake boobs | |||
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"Im a modern day single house husband Only today for example Working week over This morning Up and let the dog out Poppin the kettle on while i wait for his return While the tea brews The pots dried and put away Clothes Added to wasters Washed Added to dryer Music on Vaccin and Moppin All whilst Im boppin I look like Mrs doubtfire But without the fake boobs I think you'd look good with fake boobs "Well I must be honest I have done the old Two inflated balloons up ya top trick strangly i looked and Felt quite good.... Until one popped Felt so deflated | |||
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"All men can have a can and use remote .
When they can find the remote that is lol "Do you hide it ?lol naughty but good idea . | |||
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"Dunno, I beg to differ on this one, I can only do one thing at a time but am starting to think Pete should have been a drummer because he can do something different with his cock, tounge, left hand and right hand all at once whilst fucking me and still manages to keep a good rhythm! Ruby Yes I did say sexually they can multitask "Aw sorry so you did. Oh well I agree with everything in your your first post then! (now I've read it properly )
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"Im a modern day single house husband Only today for example Working week over This morning Up and let the dog out Poppin the kettle on while i wait for his return While the tea brews The pots dried and put away Clothes Added to wasters Washed Added to dryer Music on Vaccin and Moppin All whilst Im boppin I look like Mrs doubtfire But without the fake boobs I think you'd look good with fake boobs
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I must be honest
I have done the old
Two inflated balloons up ya top trick
strangly i looked and Felt quite good....
Until one popped
Felt so deflated "Welcome to our world we rarely have 2 the same size lol | |||
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"All men can have a can and use remote .
When they can find the remote that is lol
Do you hide it ?lol naughty but good idea . "If watching a grown man cry over something so trivial wasn't quite so annoying I probably would, as it is I acquired a 2nd control to try and prevent such occurrences lol | |||
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"Men can multitask..some of them " Very true there's one on this thread who is a master!! | |||
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"Don't know what the fuss is all about? all men can multi task compared to wome...shit, my toast is burning!" Enjoy | |||
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"I quite often fail to complete several complex tasks at the same time. Right at this moment in have one sock on, and drinking a cold cup of tea, the toast has been in the toaster for about 10 minutes and I've about three half written forum posts open..... Multi tasking. Easy!" Pmsl A for effort | |||
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"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature? I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple. Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once? "What form should this 'evidence' be in? | |||
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"As a result of living here, caring for my sister and looking after my little boy half the week...I think I'm pretty good at multi tasking, I am how ever, rubbish at organisation and reading of a calendar "Another master multitasking man, this makes up for the 2 things you're failing at and will probably more than compensate for their absence. In addition to this you're a carer, only very special ppl are able to do this and they are in a league of their own!!! | |||
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"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature? I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple. Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once?
What form should this 'evidence' be in? "There's always one lol | |||
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"Im a modern day single house husband Only today for example Working week over This morning Up and let the dog out Poppin the kettle on while i wait for his return While the tea brews The pots dried and put away Clothes Added to wasters Washed Added to dryer Music on Vaccin and Moppin All whilst Im boppin I look like Mrs doubtfire But without the fake boobs I think you'd look good with fake boobs
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I must be honest
I have done the old
Two inflated balloons up ya top trick
strangly i looked and Felt quite good....
Until one popped
Felt so deflated
Welcome to our world we rarely have 2 the same size lol "Lol Im haven't slept with hundreds of girls.. But Im sure as hell there boobs didnt feel like balloons As for size.... Funnily enough While Kissing them and enjoying the female form... I never really noticed I think it makes them even more unique anyway Ill be only to happy to compare the boobage with you | |||
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"Im a modern day single house husband Only today for example Working week over This morning Up and let the dog out Poppin the kettle on while i wait for his return While the tea brews The pots dried and put away Clothes Added to wasters Washed Added to dryer Music on Vaccin and Moppin All whilst Im boppin I look like Mrs doubtfire But without the fake boobs I think you'd look good with fake boobs
Well
I must be honest
I have done the old
Two inflated balloons up ya top trick
strangly i looked and Felt quite good....
Until one popped
Felt so deflated
Welcome to our world we rarely have 2 the same size lol
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Im haven't slept with hundreds of girls.. But Im sure as hell there boobs didnt feel like balloons
As for size....
Funnily enough
While Kissing them and enjoying the female form... I never really noticed
I think it makes them even more unique anyway
Ill be only to happy to compare the boobage with you
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Well
I must be honest
I have done the old
Two inflated balloons up ya top trick
strangly i looked and Felt quite good....
Until one popped
Felt so deflated
Welcome to our world we rarely have 2 the same size lol
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Im haven't slept with hundreds of girls.. But Im sure as hell there boobs didnt feel like balloons
As for size....
Funnily enough
While Kissing them and enjoying the female form... I never really noticed
I think it makes them even more unique anyway
Ill be only to happy to compare the boobage with you
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I seem to have missed this pearl of wisdom, you are wrong with this statement therefore your theory is flawed, more research required
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I seem to have missed this pearl of wisdom, you are wrong with this statement therefore your theory is flawed, more research required
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Nah this is just lighthearted fun, I don't allow carnage in my threads
Anyway multitasking can you? "Yup I'm eating toast with peanut butter, whilst sipping freshly ground coffee, watching birds feed in my garden in the sun, whilst reading forums whilst planning a walk on the beach later and folding laundry. Proper multi tasking. | |||
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Nah this is just lighthearted fun, I don't allow carnage in my threads
Anyway multitasking can you? Yup I'm eating toast with peanut butter, whilst sipping freshly ground coffee, watching birds feed in my garden in the sun, whilst reading forums whilst planning a walk on the beach later and folding laundry. Proper multi tasking."You're folding laundry whilst eating toast with PEANUT BUTTER?
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Anyway multitasking can you? Yup I'm eating toast with peanut butter, whilst sipping freshly ground coffee, watching birds feed in my garden in the sun, whilst reading forums whilst planning a walk on the beach later and folding laundry. Proper multi tasking."You are really a woman, sorry no man could do all that and still be calm | |||
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Anyway multitasking can you? Yup I'm eating toast with peanut butter, whilst sipping freshly ground coffee, watching birds feed in my garden in the sun, whilst reading forums whilst planning a walk on the beach later and folding laundry. Proper multi tasking.
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Anyway multitasking can you? Yup I'm eating toast with peanut butter, whilst sipping freshly ground coffee, watching birds feed in my garden in the sun, whilst reading forums whilst planning a walk on the beach later and folding laundry. Proper multi tasking.
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Anyway multitasking can you? Yup I'm eating toast with peanut butter, whilst sipping freshly ground coffee, watching birds feed in my garden in the sun, whilst reading forums whilst planning a walk on the beach later and folding laundry. Proper multi tasking.
You are really a woman, sorry no man could do all that and still be calm
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That would take too long.... "And all his effort would go into worrying if his bum might look big in the dress | |||
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That would take too long....
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We Wouldnt walk
We'd b on a unicycle
While carryin out lady who cant walk cos her heels are hurtin her feet
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"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature? I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple. Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once? "I'm a full time single Dad, I'm a carer and a sports coach. I can do loads, I have to manage two homes, cook three seperate meals at the same time for eg and can either use two supermarket trollies at once or everything for both homes in the same one. My Sisters seem impressed by this and my friends of both sex's look up to me for what I do. I don't think I'm a one off and neither do I think it's just men who can't multi task. I know of both sex's who can and of those who can't. I've not counted them up so will have to go with a 50/50 split. | |||
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"Why are they so crap at it unless it involves things of a sexual nature? I'm currently making dinner, sorting washing, posting on here, answering messages, fielding questions from the kids and shopping online, it's all very simple. Come on guys prove me wrong, how many things can you do at once? "I bet you do all those things very badly | |||
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