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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's been a while peeps,What you having

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Beer in a STRAIGHT glass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have it on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A straight in a beer glass plz OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have it on me

He said IN a glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Original Magners

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have it on me

He said IN a glass

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lol what you having madam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a GnT please.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Mojito please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Original Magners "
its on me sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mojito please

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coming up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Original Magners its on me sir

Not being ungrateful but prefer to have a glass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Original Magners its on me sir

Not being ungrateful but prefer to have a glass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

OMG!! Get off the pool table!! I've only opened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you sorted out that funny smell coming from the men's toilets?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you sorted out that funny smell coming from the men's toilets?

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i do apologise it was rather shocking last night

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Have you sorted out that funny smell coming from the men's toilets?

Yeah and the crap music

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you sorted out that funny smell coming from the men's toilets?

Yeah and the crap music

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have a cocktail on me madam,Anything you want

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Be back Ina bit just going to sort the pole out for our act tonight

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I'd like a virgin pina colada, in a pineapple with a straw please, I love a good suck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a GnT please.

Still waiting for my drink

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a virgin pina colada, in a pineapple with a straw please, I love a good suck

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on the way up madam

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a GnT please.

Still waiting for my drink

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here you go my lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you sorted out that funny smell coming from the men's toilets?

Yeah and the crap music

have a cocktail on me madam,Anything you want

Oh, I see, favouritism already. Didn't see me getting offered a cocktail

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I'd like a virgin pina colada, in a pineapple with a straw please, I love a good suck

on the way up madam

As it should be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a GnT please.

Still waiting for my drink

here you go my lovely

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you sorted out that funny smell coming from the men's toilets?

Just don't eat the pineapple chunks !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sloe gin and tonic please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you sorted out that funny smell coming from the men's toilets?

Yeah and the crap music

have a cocktail on me madam,Anything you want

Oh, I see, favouritism already. Didn't see me getting offered a cocktail

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here you go madam,any nuts with that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sloe gin and tonic please

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here you go my lovely nice and cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Captain Morgan's n

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Captain Morgan's n "
on the way up madam

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Wahey, welcome back landlord

I'll have a pint of real ale please before Mr Rossi gets here and drinks the bar dry

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I need a refill please I've sucked the pineapple dry

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Service is a bit slow around here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots and lots of alcohol.. pref

Whisky based

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Champagne from a furry pink slipper

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Service is a bit slow around here

That's probably because the landlord is shagging the barmaid in the cellar

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Good to see you again,here you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex on the beach would be nice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've got to grease the pole for tonight,help yourselves back in a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you sorted out that funny smell coming from the men's toilets?

Yeah and the crap music

have a cocktail on me madam,Anything you want

Oh, I see, favouritism already. Didn't see me getting offered a cocktail

here you go madam,any nuts with that?

Bout time. Salted please

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Service is a bit slow around here

That's probably because the landlord is shagging the barmaid in the cellar

Greasing his pole apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Champagne from a furry pink slipper

I have furry white ones. They whiff a bit though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've got to grease the pole for tonight,help yourselves back in a bit

Yeah there will be nothing left im sorry!!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Sex on the beach would be nice.

Too much sand gets everywhere.......... ohhhhhh you mean the drink

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By *tephanie19631TV/TS
over a year ago

oxford

Slow comfortable screw please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a white wine please. Colder the better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Latte, stirred and not shaken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just put two quid in the johnny machine and it's no fucking working, cock blocked by durex fs, who deals wi the refunds in this shit hole?

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Latte, stirred and not shaken"

I was getting excited then I thought Daniel Craig had walked in

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By *randMrsPCouple
over a year ago

Nr Salisbury

A Dark and Stormy please. Mines nearly run out. Shall I help myself? I can see you're busy.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"I've just put two quid in the johnny machine and it's no fucking working, cock blocked by durex fs, who deals wi the refunds in this shit hole?"

He's busy greasing his pole still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just put two quid in the johnny machine and it's no fucking working, cock blocked by durex fs, who deals wi the refunds in this shit hole?

He's busy greasing his pole still

Is he ayeeeeeeeee, fine open bar it is then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ale.

With your finest scotch on the side, please and thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Latte, stirred and not shaken

I was getting excited then I thought Daniel Craig had walked in

More like his shorter, less attractive cousin that the family doesn't like to talk about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

G&T please x

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Latte, stirred and not shaken

I was getting excited then I thought Daniel Craig had walked in

More like his shorter, less attractive cousin that the family doesn't like to talk about

Bloody hell make that drink a grande

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By *randMrsPCouple
over a year ago

Nr Salisbury

Oh can you make a mean BMW? Desperate to try one but don't want to have to wait until Gran Canaria in September!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Can I have a Harvey Wallbanger please? And make sure the Harvey is fit-looking, please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pops head around the door, seems a nice quite place, large Highland Park please, no ice or water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint of woodpecker with blackcurrant, and some roasted nuts please xx

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"A pint of woodpecker with blackcurrant, and some roasted nuts please xx "

Do they still serve Woodpecker in pubs?

Have a pint of Mackeson, a bag of pork scratchings and be done with it missus. Might treat you to a game of darts later if ya play yer cards right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd really like a cold beer please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a screaming orgasm followed closely by a slippery nipple or is it the other way round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a screaming orgasm followed closely by a slippery nipple or is it the other way round

And then to drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint of Dutch courage please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd really like a cold beer please

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coming up madam xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pint of Dutch courage please

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have it on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a screaming orgasm followed closely by a slippery nipple or is it the other way round

And then to drink? "

That is to drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So much choice. I'll start with JD on the rocks and go from there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So much choice. I'll start with JD on the rocks and go from there

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jd coming up sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a crudy pub, still haven't being served!

At least last night I was acknowledge in the pub of the sweet scented ones, thrown out, but at least acknowledged!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What a crudy pub, still haven't being served!

At least last night I was acknowledge in the pub of the sweet scented ones, thrown out, but at least acknowledged!

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good evening mr Martin have a drink on me,I will send over one of my personal barmaids to give you their full attention,anything you need just let her know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What a crudy pub, still haven't being served!

At least last night I was acknowledge in the pub of the sweet scented ones, thrown out, but at least acknowledged!

good evening mr Martin have a drink on me,I will send over one of my personal barmaids to give you their full attention,anything you need just let her know

Lovely, a free drink!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What a crudy pub, still haven't being served!

At least last night I was acknowledge in the pub of the sweet scented ones, thrown out, but at least acknowledged!

good evening mr Martin have a drink on me,I will send over one of my personal barmaids to give you their full attention,anything you need just let her know

drink it is

Lovely, a free drink!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

A pint of you landlord and some nuts please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pint of you landlord and some nuts please "
of course madam nuts and a refreshingly good drink coming up after

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"A pint of you landlord and some nuts please of course madam nuts and a refreshingly good drink coming up after

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Are you blushing landlord or having a hot flush

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pint of you landlord and some nuts please of course madam nuts and a refreshingly good drink coming up after

Are you blushing landlord or having a hot flush

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good god no madam it's my sauna that's throwing off a lot of heat xx

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"A pint of you landlord and some nuts please of course madam nuts and a refreshingly good drink coming up after

Are you blushing landlord or having a hot flush

good god no madam it's my sauna that's throwing off a lot of heat xx

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pours some water to make it hotter to steam up the windows strips off mmmmm lovely and warm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pint of you landlord and some nuts please of course madam nuts and a refreshingly good drink coming up after

Are you blushing landlord or having a hot flush

good god no madam it's my sauna that's throwing off a lot of heat xx

pours some water to make it hotter to steam up the windows strips off mmmmm lovely and warm"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pint of you landlord and some nuts please of course madam nuts and a refreshingly good drink coming up after

Are you blushing landlord or having a hot flush

good god no madam it's my sauna that's throwing off a lot of heat xx

pours some water to make it hotter to steam up the windows strips off mmmmm lovely and warm

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locks up grabs a bottle of bubbly and well lights out and sauna

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hmmmmm that was a heavy night

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