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"That Granny is because we are. It gave the vet quite a shock but he'll get over it." Not to mention the cat  | |||
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Today I will be fixing a tap, making a stir fry and looking up kitchen deals. None of which will involve furious wanking | |||
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"I seldom think of forumites doing every day chores like washing the dishes or taking the cat to the vet..... I view you all as furiously wanking and typing at the same time.." Do you mean the tape over the web cam doesn't work? Bugger | |||
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"That Granny is because we are. It gave the vet quite a shock but he'll get over it. Not to mention the cat "He couldn't see, I had to rest the keyboard on something. | |||
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"I only ever vacuum whilst wearing a peep hole bra, crotchless knicks and a vibrating butt plug. Don't you Granny? "Naturally ! | |||
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" I view you all as furiously wanking and typing at the same time.." I can't multi-task fs  | |||
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"I seldom think of forumites doing every day chores like washing the dishes or taking the cat to the vet..... I view you all as furiously wanking and typing at the same time.." Occasionally when it's quiet at work  | |||
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"I'm actually having sex later Granny, not had it for over a year. My moans will echo all over the Country like a foghorn of bliss and you can say "that'll be Valiant getting a good seeing to" and carry on with your day "When I hear you, I'll put the kettle on. | |||
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"I seldom think of forumites doing every day chores like washing the dishes or taking the cat to the vet..... I view you all as furiously wanking and typing at the same time.. Occasionally when it's quiet at work "You still doing News at 10 then ? | |||
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" I view you all as furiously wanking and typing at the same time.. I can't multi-task fs "I've noticed. Your cock looks tapped and your keyboard looks stringled! ( wouldn't let me use an a in there!) | |||
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"I seldom think of forumites doing every day chores like washing the dishes or taking the cat to the vet..... I view you all as furiously wanking and typing at the same time.. Occasionally when it's quiet at work
You still doing News at 10 then ?"Luckily I'm only a cameraman | |||
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"I seldom think of forumites doing every day chores like washing the dishes or taking the cat to the vet..... I view you all as furiously wanking and typing at the same time.." But men can't multi-task........ | |||
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"I seldom think of forumites doing every day chores like washing the dishes or taking the cat to the vet..... I view you all as furiously wanking and typing at the same time.. But men can't multi-task........" So they're all just wanking then ? | |||
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"I seldom think of forumites doing every day chores like washing the dishes or taking the cat to the vet..... I view you all as furiously wanking and typing at the same time.." I'm not really a regular in the forums. But as someone stated before I cant multi task also don't think it would be a good idea wanking at work | |||
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" I view you all as furiously wanking and typing at the same time.. I can't multi-task fs
I've noticed. Your cock looks tapped and your keyboard looks stringled!
( wouldn't let me use an a in there!)"Granny are you on they drugs fs? | |||
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" I view you all as furiously wanking and typing at the same time.. I can't multi-task fs
I've noticed. Your cock looks tapped and your keyboard looks stringled!
( wouldn't let me use an a in there!)
Granny are you on they drugs fs? "No. Are you ? | |||
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"I seldom think of forumites " An wtf are forumites? Reminds me of woodlice fs, fmite is the word 'fmite' | |||
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"I seldom think of forumites An wtf are forumites? Reminds me of woodlice fs, fmite is the word 'fmite' "Ah.... you are. | |||
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"I seldom think of forumites doing every day chores like washing the dishes or taking the cat to the vet..... I view you all as furiously wanking and typing at the same time.." Well, if you are furiously wanking and typing at the same time whilst posting I can see how you would visualise everyone else doing the same. Other than that I can't see why you would naturally assume everyone else to be furious wankers whilst you are the sole abstemious forum voice. | |||
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"I seldom think of forumites doing every day chores like washing the dishes or taking the cat to the vet..... I view you all as furiously wanking and typing at the same time.." Ha ha .... I am currently working on a high st shop on the till ! So the wanking will have to wait | |||
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"I seldom think of forumites doing every day chores like washing the dishes or taking the cat to the vet..... I view you all as furiously wanking and typing at the same time.. Well, if you are furiously wanking and typing at the same time whilst posting I can see how you would visualise everyone else doing the same. Other than that I can't see why you would naturally assume everyone else to be furious wankers whilst you are the sole abstemious forum voice. " Why is your writing so wobbly ? | |||
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"That's because you're a pervert. " Why say something just because it's true Titfanny ? | |||
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"I seldom think of forumites doing every day chores like washing the dishes or taking the cat to the vet..... I view you all as furiously wanking and typing at the same time.. Ha ha .... I am currently working on a high st shop on the till ! So the wanking will have to wait "You could go behind that door that shop staff hide behind to pretend they are looking for your size...... | |||
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"I seldom think of forumites doing every day chores like washing the dishes or taking the cat to the vet..... I view you all as furiously wanking and typing at the same time.." Granny you are welcome to your sick perverted thoughts of us forumites. If it makes you happy thats all that matters  | |||
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"I seldom think of forumites doing every day chores like washing the dishes or taking the cat to the vet..... I view you all as furiously wanking and typing at the same time.. Granny you are welcome to your sick perverted thoughts of us forumites. If it makes you happy thats all that matters "It does. Thank you Jesus. Mind you.... I always wondered why you hung out with those twelve blokes.... | |||
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"I seldom think of forumites doing every day chores like washing the dishes or taking the cat to the vet..... I view you all as furiously wanking and typing at the same time.. Granny you are welcome to your sick perverted thoughts of us forumites. If it makes you happy thats all that matters
It does. Thank you Jesus. Mind you.... I always wondered why you hung out with those twelve blokes.... "They were just hangers on I couldnt shake off | |||
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"I seldom think of forumites doing every day chores like washing the dishes or taking the cat to the vet..... I view you all as furiously wanking and typing at the same time.." That's funny cos I picture you with knitting...in a housecoat  | |||
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It's always a bit odd when they ask questions about daily life and practical stuff ! I'm not wanking as I type this BTW. | |||
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"I seldom think of forumites doing every day chores like washing the dishes or taking the cat to the vet..... I view you all as furiously wanking and typing at the same time.. Well, if you are furiously wanking and typing at the same time whilst posting I can see how you would visualise everyone else doing the same. Other than that I can't see why you would naturally assume everyone else to be furious wankers whilst you are the sole abstemious forum voice. " To play devil's advocate here, Granny doesn't actually suggest that she isn't wanking furiously. | |||
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"I seldom think of forumites doing every day chores like washing the dishes or taking the cat to the vet..... I view you all as furiously wanking and typing at the same time.." That is why my OH does the chores whilst I am on here ... | |||
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"Whatever floats your boat
Today I will be fixing a tap, making a stir fry and looking up kitchen deals. None of which will involve furious wanking"only because you cant xx | |||
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"I seldom think of forumites doing every day chores like washing the dishes or taking the cat to the vet..... I view you all as furiously wanking and typing at the same time.." Keyboard wankers  | |||
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"I seldom think of forumites doing every day chores like washing the dishes or taking the cat to the vet..... I view you all as furiously wanking and typing at the same time.." Well I do have a pile of damp & crumpled tissues next to me, but that's due to blowing my nose, not fiddling with lady bits. I am the least sexy I've ever been at the mo. And that's saying something! | |||
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"I seldom think of forumites doing every day chores like washing the dishes or taking the cat to the vet..... I view you all as furiously wanking and typing at the same time.. Well I do have a pile of damp & crumpled tissues next to me, but that's due to blowing my nose, not fiddling with lady bits. I am the least sexy I've ever been at the mo. And that's saying something!" GWS xx | |||
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"I seldom think of forumites doing every day chores like washing the dishes or taking the cat to the vet..... I view you all as furiously wanking and typing at the same time.. Well I do have a pile of damp & crumpled tissues next to me, but that's due to blowing my nose, not fiddling with lady bits. I am the least sexy I've ever been at the mo. And that's saying something! GWS xx" Thanks | |||
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"Whatever floats your boat
Today I will be fixing a tap, making a stir fry and looking up kitchen deals. None of which will involve furious wanking only because you cant xx"Good point well made Kat | |||
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"I've spent 2 hours doing ironing this morning!" O no, no that chore is sent away to be done! | |||
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"Whatever floats your boat
Today I will be fixing a tap, making a stir fry and looking up kitchen deals. None of which will involve furious wanking only because you cant xx
Good point well made Kat "What about cerebral masturbation? That is a real phenomenon commonly referred to as a head fuck on Fabbington Towers! | |||
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"That Granny is because we are. It gave the vet quite a shock but he'll get over it. Not to mention the cat "I truly  you both. You make my eyes crinkle. | |||
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"That Granny is because we are. It gave the vet quite a shock but he'll get over it. Not to mention the cat
I truly you both. You make my eyes crinkle. " x | |||
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"I find after spending time on the forums wanking is the last thing on my mind. "
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"That's because you're a pervert. Why say something just because it's true Titfanny ? " Reality check Granny. | |||
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"Whatever floats your boat
Today I will be fixing a tap, making a stir fry and looking up kitchen deals. None of which will involve furious wanking only because you cant xx
Good point well made Kat "not long now mr  xx | |||
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"Whatever floats your boat
Today I will be fixing a tap, making a stir fry and looking up kitchen deals. None of which will involve furious wanking only because you cant xx
Good point well made Kat not long now mr xx"The end is in sight And an end will be in sight | |||
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"Whatever floats your boat
Today I will be fixing a tap, making a stir fry and looking up kitchen deals. None of which will involve furious wanking only because you cant xx
Good point well made Kat not long now mr xx
The end is in sight
And an end will be in sight "how long left and ohhhh what a sight it will be xx | |||
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PTU xxx | |||
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"I'm actually having sex later Granny, not had it for over a year. My moans will echo all over the Country like a foghorn of bliss and you can say "that'll be Valiant getting a good seeing to" and carry on with your day " Be sure to crank it up to 11! Have fun! | |||
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"Whatever floats your boat
Today I will be fixing a tap, making a stir fry and looking up kitchen deals. None of which will involve furious wanking only because you cant xx
Good point well made Kat not long now mr xx
The end is in sight
And an end will be in sight how long left and ohhhh what a sight it will be xx"Couple of weeks give or take a few days | |||
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"I seldom think of forumites doing every day chores like washing the dishes or taking the cat to the vet..... I view you all as furiously wanking and typing at the same time.." I have a dishwasher and no pets | |||
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"Whatever floats your boat
Today I will be fixing a tap, making a stir fry and looking up kitchen deals. None of which will involve furious wanking only because you cant xx
Good point well made Kat not long now mr xx
The end is in sight
And an end will be in sight how long left and ohhhh what a sight it will be xx
Couple of weeks give or take a few days"really that long seems like ages xx | |||
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"I seldom think of forumites doing every day chores like washing the dishes or taking the cat to the vet..... I view you all as furiously wanking and typing at the same time.. Well, if you are furiously wanking and typing at the same time whilst posting I can see how you would visualise everyone else doing the same. Other than that I can't see why you would naturally assume everyone else to be furious wankers whilst you are the sole abstemious forum voice. To play devil's advocate here, Granny doesn't actually suggest that she isn't wanking furiously. " Quite right. Perception is a funny old bugger ! | |||
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"I seldom think of forumites doing every day chores like washing the dishes or taking the cat to the vet..... I view you all as furiously wanking and typing at the same time.. That's funny cos I picture you with knitting...in a housecoat "Funny you should say that | |||
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"Well granny I'm still in bed. I did catch myself humping my duvet whilst havin a sexy dream but upon waking I realised I just need to pee.
PTU xxx"Call it squirting. Men just love it. | |||
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"*faps*" Half face pic? Check. Black and white? Check. Fapping? Check.
I think you have officially become the female version of Lib... | |||
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"Well granny I'm still in bed. I did catch myself humping my duvet whilst havin a sexy dream but upon waking I realised I just need to pee.
PTU xxx
Call it squirting. Men just love it."No we don't!  | |||
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"Well granny I'm still in bed. I did catch myself humping my duvet whilst havin a sexy dream but upon waking I realised I just need to pee.
PTU xxx
Call it squirting. Men just love it.
No we don't! "I think you mean "no we don't fs!" | |||
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"*faps* Half face pic? Check. Black and white? Check. Fapping? Check.
I think you have officially become the female version of Lib..."But with a bigger cock | |||
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"I'm actually having sex later Granny, not had it for over a year. My moans will echo all over the Country like a foghorn of bliss and you can say "that'll be Valiant getting a good seeing to" and carry on with your day "I'm going to salute you with a glass of wine later! | |||
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"Well granny I'm still in bed. I did catch myself humping my duvet whilst havin a sexy dream but upon waking I realised I just need to pee.
PTU xxx
Call it squirting. Men just love it." x | |||
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pussy is 100% healthy but may pop round to the sexy vet later and get him to have a closer look
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"Well granny I'm still in bed. I did catch myself humping my duvet whilst havin a sexy dream but upon waking I realised I just need to pee.
PTU xxx
Call it squirting. Men just love it.
No we don't!
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"Hate it when chicks generalise us men, just cause some of us like certain shit, doesn't mean we all do fs. "Worship the cock | |||
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"Hate it when chicks generalise us men, just cause some of us like certain shit, doesn't mean we all do fs.
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"*faps* Half face pic? Check. Black and white? Check. Fapping? Check.
I think you have officially become the female version of Lib..."Oh Christ! You're right. | |||
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"I seldom think of forumites doing every day chores like washing the dishes or taking the cat to the vet..... I view you all as furiously wanking and typing at the same time.." It's why I type one handedly, but only when I read your posts | |||
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"*faps* Half face pic? Check. Black and white? Check. Fapping? Check.
I think you have officially become the female version of Lib...
Oh Christ! You're right. "I have NO leather jacket. Peace is restored | |||
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"*faps* Half face pic? Check. Black and white? Check. Fapping? Check.
I think you have officially become the female version of Lib...
Oh Christ! You're right.
I have NO leather jacket. Peace is restored "You can borrow mine. | |||
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"*faps* Half face pic? Check. Black and white? Check. Fapping? Check.
I think you have officially become the female version of Lib...
Oh Christ! You're right.
I have NO leather jacket. Peace is restored
You can borrow mine. " | |||
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"*faps* Half face pic? Check. Black and white? Check. Fapping? Check.
I think you have officially become the female version of Lib...
Oh Christ! You're right.
I have NO leather jacket. Peace is restored "Fine. You're Lib, but with better taste. | |||
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"*faps* Half face pic? Check. Black and white? Check. Fapping? Check.
I think you have officially become the female version of Lib...
Oh Christ! You're right.
I have NO leather jacket. Peace is restored
Fine. You're Lib, but with better taste. "I'll take that | |||
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"Now taking the family out for a pub meal! "I love a pub meal with the kids | |||
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"I've been modifying my sons bicycle today! Also did a bit of shooting just to keep my eye in. Oh and i cleared the guttering. " I hope you put go faster stripes on it, a horn and spokies! | |||
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"I seldom think of forumites doing every day chores like washing the dishes or taking the cat to the vet..... I view you all as furiously wanking and typing at the same time.." Nah, that's only on Thursdays
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"I seldom think of forumites doing every day chores like washing the dishes or taking the cat to the vet..... I view you all as furiously wanking and typing at the same time.." Today I have mostly been racing go-karts. For a change, I came third | |||
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" I view you all as furiously wanking..." Made me think of Samuel L Jackson's Pulp Fiction monologue.
Today? Boat racing. Tomorrow watching the boat race (WW2 ordnance permitting) | |||
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"I seldom think of forumites doing every day chores like washing the dishes or taking the cat to the vet..... I view you all as furiously wanking and typing at the same time.. Well, if you are furiously wanking and typing at the same time whilst posting I can see how you would visualise everyone else doing the same. Other than that I can't see why you would naturally assume everyone else to be furious wankers whilst you are the sole abstemious forum voice. To play devil's advocate here, Granny doesn't actually suggest that she isn't wanking furiously. Quite right. Perception is a funny old bugger !" Well, fair's fair | |||
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