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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hello! What you doing? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? Whatever the heck you're doing, share it here. And just chat with the other night owls. Thread watchers that don't usually post, you're very, very welcome here. Join in, it's super fun! Here come the smileyfaces.

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By *ire X IceCouple
over a year ago

coventry

Pervin, catching up on posts, and getting d*unk whilst the Mr is out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pervin, catching up on posts, and getting d*unk whilst the Mr is out "

Happy Friday!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Good evening LouLou.

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By *ire X IceCouple
over a year ago

coventry


"Pervin, catching up on posts, and getting d*unk whilst the Mr is out

Happy Friday!"

Exactly!!! Happy Friday back, what are you up to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you say to a Aston Villa supporter with a good looking bird on his arm?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Axel, you're a pervert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good evening LouLou."

Evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pervin, catching up on posts, and getting d*unk whilst the Mr is out

Happy Friday!

Exactly!!! Happy Friday back, what are you up to?"

I'm sat on the sofa, doing this thread. And listening to Nick Abbott on the wireless.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good evening LouLou.

Evening "

Hey Lou. How are you doing? What's with the emoji?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pervin, catching up on posts, and getting d*unk whilst the Mr is out

Happy Friday!

Exactly!!! Happy Friday back, what are you up to?

I'm sat on the sofa, doing this thread. And listening to Nick Abbott on the wireless."

*tweaks your knobs*

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By *ire X IceCouple
over a year ago

coventry


"Pervin, catching up on posts, and getting d*unk whilst the Mr is out

Happy Friday!

Exactly!!! Happy Friday back, what are you up to?

I'm sat on the sofa, doing this thread. And listening to Nick Abbott on the wireless."

Ah, I have the tv on, no idea what's on! The wireless? Wow not heard it called that for a while xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What do you say to a Aston Villa supporter with a good looking bird on his arm?"

Up the Villa!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi jim,i was going to post a d*unk talk bollox have a laff thread but,i think it would encroach on this lovely thread,soooooo im not botherin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pervin, catching up on posts, and getting d*unk whilst the Mr is out

Happy Friday!

Exactly!!! Happy Friday back, what are you up to?

I'm sat on the sofa, doing this thread. And listening to Nick Abbott on the wireless.

*tweaks your knobs*"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What do you say to a Aston Villa supporter with a good looking bird on his arm?

Up the Villa!"

No. The answer is nice tattoo.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pervin, catching up on posts, and getting d*unk whilst the Mr is out

Happy Friday!

Exactly!!! Happy Friday back, what are you up to?

I'm sat on the sofa, doing this thread. And listening to Nick Abbott on the wireless.

Ah, I have the tv on, no idea what's on! The wireless? Wow not heard it called that for a while xxx"

Yeah, I like the wireless.

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By *ire X IceCouple
over a year ago

coventry


"Hi jim,i was going to post a d*unk talk bollox have a laff thread but,i think it would encroach on this lovely thread,soooooo im not botherin"

I can do drink bollox, struggling to see straight lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi jim,i was going to post a d*unk talk bollox have a laff thread but,i think it would encroach on this lovely thread,soooooo im not botherin"

Hey Rossi. You can post d*unk bollocks talk on here. And you're free to do your very own d*unk talk bollocks thread. It's all groovy with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm supporting Norwich tomorrow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hi jim,i was going to post a d*unk talk bollox have a laff thread but,i think it would encroach on this lovely thread,soooooo im not botherin

I can do drink bollox, struggling to see straight lol"

Are you seeing Fab straight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm supporting Norwich tomorrow. "

BOO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nails are drying, have no idea what I'm watching now, I think it's another TOTP 70's spinoff

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

comes in with hot chocs and toasted hot x buns

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teenage Kicks, now that's a choon!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Nails are drying, have no idea what I'm watching now, I think it's another TOTP 70's spinoff "
1977 one its making me feel old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Teenage Kicks, now that's a choon!"

Good tune

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm supporting Norwich tomorrow.

BOO!"

Hehe you're alright. I like a rampant lion.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nails are drying, have no idea what I'm watching now, I think it's another TOTP 70's spinoff "

I do like a bit of TOTP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back to lurk. Oh and for a toasted hot cross bun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nails are drying, have no idea what I'm watching now, I think it's another TOTP 70's spinoff 1977 one its making me feel old "

My year of birth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi jim,i was going to post a d*unk talk bollox have a laff thread but,i think it would encroach on this lovely thread,soooooo im not botherin"

Evening!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Back to lurk. Oh and for a toasted hot cross bun "

Hi ho, hi ho, it's back to lurk he goes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"comes in with hot chocs and toasted hot x buns"

Now that is a welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nails are drying, have no idea what I'm watching now, I think it's another TOTP 70's spinoff 1977 one its making me feel old

My year of birth! "

Silver Jubilee year too, I still have the mug

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"comes in with hot chocs and toasted hot x buns"

Thank you very much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nails are drying, have no idea what I'm watching now, I think it's another TOTP 70's spinoff 1977 one its making me feel old

My year of birth!

Silver Jubilee year too, I still have the mug "

Wasn't even a twinkle in the eye

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nails are drying, have no idea what I'm watching now, I think it's another TOTP 70's spinoff 1977 one its making me feel old

My year of birth!

Silver Jubilee year too, I still have the mug "

Alley and me enjoy a mug.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really fucking angry tonight.

Some women act like fucking doormats around men

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm supporting Norwich tomorrow.

BOO!

Hehe you're alright. I like a rampant lion."

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon

Bloody hell I fed the babies and you'd all fecked off to a new thread! 1 kitten has pooped, (the greedy 1 that was resembling a limbed furry tennis ball)

he managed to explode down my shirt earlier. ungrateful little twat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im just here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nails are drying, have no idea what I'm watching now, I think it's another TOTP 70's spinoff 1977 one its making me feel old

My year of birth!

Silver Jubilee year too, I still have the mug "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody hell I fed the babies and you'd all fecked off to a new thread! 1 kitten has pooped, (the greedy 1 that was resembling a limbed furry tennis ball)

he managed to explode down my shirt earlier. ungrateful little twat. "

That's a relief

For him

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Good Evening James.

Second thread already; Blimey, you're working fast tonight!

Just passing thru, been a busy day.

Have a good weekend.

Iain

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bloody hell I fed the babies and you'd all fecked off to a new thread! 1 kitten has pooped, (the greedy 1 that was resembling a limbed furry tennis ball)

he managed to explode down my shirt earlier. ungrateful little twat. "

We've got one pooper.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"im just here "

So you are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was very confused what happened then... but figured out this new thread thing! lol

I'm watching Gavin & Stacey, finally stopped throwing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm really fucking angry tonight.

Some women act like fucking doormats around men "

What's happened?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had lunch and enjoying the rest of my break.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good Evening James.

Second thread already; Blimey, you're wanking fast tonight!

Just passing thru, been a busy day.

Have a good weekend.

Iain"

FYFY Iain

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Evening James.

Second thread already; Blimey, you're working fast tonight!

Just passing thru, been a busy day.

Have a good weekend.

Iain"

Good evening GG. Told you, you'd get a job soon.

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon


"Bloody hell I fed the babies and you'd all fecked off to a new thread! 1 kitten has pooped, (the greedy 1 that was resembling a limbed furry tennis ball)

he managed to explode down my shirt earlier. ungrateful little twat.

That's a relief

For him"

he should be relieved, he'd have been going for an enema in the morning if he'd not been.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nails are drying, have no idea what I'm watching now, I think it's another TOTP 70's spinoff 1977 one its making me feel old

My year of birth!

Silver Jubilee year too, I still have the mug

Alley and me enjoy a mug."

A little too much sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody hell I fed the babies and you'd all fecked off to a new thread! 1 kitten has pooped, (the greedy 1 that was resembling a limbed furry tennis ball)

he managed to explode down my shirt earlier. ungrateful little twat.

That's a relief

For him

he should be relieved, he'd have been going for an enema in the morning if he'd not been. "

I've known cats purr with things up their bum. He might have been looking forward to it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Was very confused what happened then... but figured out this new thread thing! lol

I'm watching Gavin & Stacey, finally stopped throwing up "

Welcome aboard. Good news and good news.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nails are drying, have no idea what I'm watching now, I think it's another TOTP 70's spinoff 1977 one its making me feel old

My year of birth!

Silver Jubilee year too, I still have the mug

Alley and me enjoy a mug.

A little too much sometimes "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Evening James.

Second thread already; Blimey, you're wanking fast tonight!

Just passing thru, been a busy day.

Have a good weekend.

Iain

FYFY Iain "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup... I'll be here a while

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon


"Bloody hell I fed the babies and you'd all fecked off to a new thread! 1 kitten has pooped, (the greedy 1 that was resembling a limbed furry tennis ball)

he managed to explode down my shirt earlier. ungrateful little twat.

That's a relief

For him

he should be relieved, he'd have been going for an enema in the morning if he'd not been.

I've known cats purr with things up their bum. He might have been looking forward to it"

vet tried explaining to me over the phone how to do it myself. told him I'd rather just pay him or a nurse to do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm supporting Norwich tomorrow. "

I support them every weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just had lunch and enjoying the rest of my break. "

What time is it in Scotland?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody hell I fed the babies and you'd all fecked off to a new thread! 1 kitten has pooped, (the greedy 1 that was resembling a limbed furry tennis ball)

he managed to explode down my shirt earlier. ungrateful little twat.

That's a relief

For him

he should be relieved, he'd have been going for an enema in the morning if he'd not been.

I've known cats purr with things up their bum. He might have been looking forward to it"

I've known men similarly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm supporting Norwich tomorrow.

I support them every weekend

"

Canaries!! Whoop whoop!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm supporting Norwich tomorrow.

I support them every weekend

"

It's just like watching Brazil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody hell I fed the babies and you'd all fecked off to a new thread! 1 kitten has pooped, (the greedy 1 that was resembling a limbed furry tennis ball)

he managed to explode down my shirt earlier. ungrateful little twat.

That's a relief

For him

he should be relieved, he'd have been going for an enema in the morning if he'd not been.

I've known cats purr with things up their bum. He might have been looking forward to it

I've known men similarly."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm supporting Norwich tomorrow.

I support them every weekend

Canaries!! Whoop whoop!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hello all you late night fabbers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"hello all you late night fabbers "

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bloody hell I fed the babies and you'd all fecked off to a new thread! 1 kitten has pooped, (the greedy 1 that was resembling a limbed furry tennis ball)

he managed to explode down my shirt earlier. ungrateful little twat.

That's a relief

For him

he should be relieved, he'd have been going for an enema in the morning if he'd not been.

I've known cats purr with things up their bum. He might have been looking forward to it

vet tried explaining to me over the phone how to do it myself. told him I'd rather just pay him or a nurse to do it. "

I'd have been the same!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Good Evening James.

Second thread already; Blimey, you're working fast tonight!

Just passing thru, been a busy day.

Have a good weekend.

Iain

Good evening GG. Told you, you'd get a job soon."

Crazy thong was that two agencies who haven't spoken to me in months, rang me today with work. Both were for hotel Night Manager roles, despite me telling agencies, No More Night Jobs!

New job admin under way, DBS Checks commenced, Job Centre issued travel warrant for train to/from H.O. for training nxt week; even their MD rang & said Hello to me today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“To be is to do” -- Socrates

“To do is to be” -- Jean-Paul Sartre

“Do be do be do”-- Frank Sinatra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veni, vidi, vice

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By *ewrocksWoman
over a year ago

button moon


"Bloody hell I fed the babies and you'd all fecked off to a new thread! 1 kitten has pooped, (the greedy 1 that was resembling a limbed furry tennis ball)

he managed to explode down my shirt earlier. ungrateful little twat.

That's a relief

For him

he should be relieved, he'd have been going for an enema in the morning if he'd not been.

I've known cats purr with things up their bum. He might have been looking forward to it

I've known men similarly.

"

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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Hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Evening James.

Second thread already; Blimey, you're working fast tonight!

Just passing thru, been a busy day.

Have a good weekend.

Iain

Good evening GG. Told you, you'd get a job soon.

Crazy thong was that two agencies who haven't spoken to me in months, rang me today with work. Both were for hotel Night Manager roles, despite me telling agencies, No More Night Jobs!

New job admin under way, DBS Checks commenced, Job Centre issued travel warrant for train to/from H.O. for training nxt week; even their MD rang & said Hello to me today!

"

I'm really pleased for you GG. I'm still wanking fast, it's your crazy thong. I can't help it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Veni, vidi, vice "

Latin me in yer erse yet m1cks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Veni, vidi, vice "

Yo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello "

Midnight hellos!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what time is it EJ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hello "

Good evening Babs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what time is it EJ?"

It's the midnight hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am drinkin rum and rebull...... Anythink cud happen fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am drinkin rum and rebull...... Anythink cud happen fs "

Jim. You witnessed this, right? He's relaxing....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Come on Villa!

Come on you Shrews!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Am drinkin rum and rebull...... Anythink cud happen fs

Jim. You witnessed this, right? He's relaxing...."

I see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just had lunch and enjoying the rest of my break.

What time is it in Scotland?"

Tiz salsa time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come on Villa!

Come on you Shrews!"

Come on Norwich!

Come on Bristol!

Cum on me, Jim!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Hello

Midnight hellos!"

Hello lovely. Are they behaving in here tonight?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

m1cks is feelin' fruity tooty on a Friday night. Anything could happen, anything could happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello

Midnight hellos!"

well hello there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Come on Villa!

Come on you Shrews!

Come on Norwich!

Come on Bristol!

Cum on me, Jim!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've just had lunch and enjoying the rest of my break.

What time is it in Scotland?

Tiz salsa time "

Fruity tooty time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone want a cuppa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prometheus done - I'm safe to watch the new Alien film when it emerges.

Time for sleep I think.

Night all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Prometheus done - I'm safe to watch the new Alien film when it emerges.

Time for sleep I think.

Night all"

It's in May isn't it?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Good Evening James.

Second thread already; Blimey, you're working fast tonight!

Just passing thru, been a busy day.

Have a good weekend.

Iain

Good evening GG. Told you, you'd get a job soon.

Crazy thong was that two agencies who haven't spoken to me in months, rang me today with work. Both were for hotel Night Manager roles, despite me telling agencies, No More Night Jobs!

New job admin under way, DBS Checks commenced, Job Centre issued travel warrant for train to/from H.O. for training nxt week; even their MD rang & said Hello to me today!

I'm really pleased for you GG. I'm still wanking fast, it's your crazy thong. I can't help it."

Oh, my apologies about the typos.

My phone is really playing up. Despite me typing up correctly and previewing where possible or double checking before sending, at times it changes spellings of words by one or two letters after I send the message or email. Phone is about 2.5 years old and otherwise very good so don't wish to change it yet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anyone want a cuppa?"

Yes please. Good glug of milk, no sugar. Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone want a cuppa?

Yes please. Good glug of milk, no sugar. Thank you."

Can I come in your kitchen then? I need the facilities.

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"Prometheus done - I'm safe to watch the new Alien film when it emerges.

Time for sleep I think.

Night all

It's in May isn't it?"

Just checked - May 19th

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over a year ago

I dosed off

What have I missed and more to the point who missed me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"m1cks is feelin' fruity tooty on a Friday night. Anything could happen, anything could happen."

You put your right leg in, You put your right leg out, You put your right leg in, And you shake it all about,. You dae the Salsa fs

Chicks are on point

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over a year ago


"Prometheus done - I'm safe to watch the new Alien film when it emerges.

Time for sleep I think.

Night all

It's in May isn't it?

Just checked - May 19th"

I May be excited about this one.

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over a year ago


"I dosed off

What have I missed and more to the point who missed me? "

We all missed you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Good Evening James.

Second thread already; Blimey, you're working fast tonight!

Just passing thru, been a busy day.

Have a good weekend.

Iain

Good evening GG. Told you, you'd get a job soon.

Crazy thong was that two agencies who haven't spoken to me in months, rang me today with work. Both were for hotel Night Manager roles, despite me telling agencies, No More Night Jobs!

New job admin under way, DBS Checks commenced, Job Centre issued travel warrant for train to/from H.O. for training nxt week; even their MD rang & said Hello to me today!

I'm really pleased for you GG. I'm still wanking fast, it's your crazy thong. I can't help it.

Oh, my apologies about the typos.

My phone is really playing up. Despite me typing up correctly and previewing where possible or double checking before sending, at times it changes spellings of words by one or two letters after I send the message or email. Phone is about 2.5 years old and otherwise very good so don't wish to change it yet."

That's alright, I'm just foolin' around. Since the last update the Google keyboard seems very sensitive to changing my words.

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over a year ago

I love the echo-echo phonecall on the wireless!!!

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over a year ago

**Tipsy Tink Twirls In**

Evening

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

Cotswolds

Trying to write a report on a meeting I had in South Africa last week to be ready for Sunday midday! Not going well!

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over a year ago

Some kint remind me tae start a fake tan thred the morrow . Kints looking like they've been tango'd fs

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over a year ago


"Anyone want a cuppa?

Yes please. Good glug of milk, no sugar. Thank you.

Can I come in your kitchen then? I need the facilities. "

Of course you can.

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over a year ago


"Trying to write a report on a meeting I had in South Africa last week to be ready for Sunday midday! Not going well! "

Do it tomorrow.

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over a year ago


"**Tipsy Tink Twirls In**

Evening "

Good evening TTT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snuggles?

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over a year ago


"I love the echo-echo phonecall on the wireless!!! "

Haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**Tipsy Tink Twirls In**

Evening "

hello tink

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over a year ago


"I love the echo-echo phonecall on the wireless!!! "

Dion is a bit of a phone in legend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**Tipsy Tink Twirls In**

Evening "

Evening your loveliness and goodnight your loveliness

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over a year ago


"I love the echo-echo phonecall on the wireless!!!

Dion is a bit of a phone in legend."

Me or You or EU?

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

Cotswolds


"Trying to write a report on a meeting I had in South Africa last week to be ready for Sunday midday! Not going well!

Do it tomorrow."

I will be in between work and a meet;) lol

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over a year ago


"Snuggles?"

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**Tipsy Tink Twirls In**

Evening

Good evening TTT. "

How are you this fine evening EJ?

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over a year ago


"Snuggles?"

Yes please. Although I'd like to be really pervy filthy tonight. So I may turn snuggles into play.

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over a year ago


"**Tipsy Tink Twirls In**

Evening

hello tink "

Hi

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over a year ago


"Trying to write a report on a meeting I had in South Africa last week to be ready for Sunday midday! Not going well!

Do it tomorrow.

I will be in between work and a meet;) lol"

You're weeting!

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over a year ago


"I love the echo-echo phonecall on the wireless!!!

Dion is a bit of a phone in legend.

Me or You or EU?"

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over a year ago


"Hi jim,i was going to post a d*unk talk bollox have a laff thread but,i think it would encroach on this lovely thread,soooooo im not botherin

Hey Rossi. You can post d*unk bollocks talk on here. And you're free to do your very own d*unk talk bollocks thread. It's all groovy with me."

I think i'll just talk bollox on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**Tipsy Tink Twirls In**

Evening

Evening your loveliness and goodnight your loveliness "

Sleep tight handsome

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over a year ago


"Snuggles?

Yes please. Although I'd like to be really pervy filthy tonight. So I may turn snuggles into play. "

S'alright, I'll just lay with you on one side & Jim Bob on t'other

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over a year ago

I'd like to update that my jasmine has been well looked after this week.

It's generally happier.

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over a year ago


"Snuggles?

Yes please. Although I'd like to be really pervy filthy tonight. So I may turn snuggles into play.

S'alright, I'll just lay with you on one side & Jim Bob on t'other "

I'd make you sensually worship JB's manhood with your mouth.

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over a year ago


"Hi jim,i was going to post a d*unk talk bollox have a laff thread but,i think it would encroach on this lovely thread,soooooo im not botherin

Hey Rossi. You can post d*unk bollocks talk on here. And you're free to do your very own d*unk talk bollocks thread. It's all groovy with me.

I think i'll just talk bollox on here"

Hopefully Ace will be along soon. His hovercraft was full of eels yesterday. I wonder how his Friday was?

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

Cotswolds


"Trying to write a report on a meeting I had in South Africa last week to be ready for Sunday midday! Not going well!

Do it tomorrow.

I will be in between work and a meet;) lol

You're weeting! "

Weeting? Lol

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over a year ago


"Snuggles?

Yes please. Although I'd like to be really pervy filthy tonight. So I may turn snuggles into play.

S'alright, I'll just lay with you on one side & Jim Bob on t'other

I'd make you sensually worship JB's manhood with your mouth. "

MAKE me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trying to write a report on a meeting I had in South Africa last week to be ready for Sunday midday! Not going well!

Do it tomorrow.

I will be in between work and a meet;) lol

You're weeting!

Weeting? Lol"

work/meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snuggles?

Yes please. Although I'd like to be really pervy filthy tonight. So I may turn snuggles into play.

S'alright, I'll just lay with you on one side & Jim Bob on t'other

I'd make you sensually worship JB's manhood with your mouth.

MAKE me? "

I know you want to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snuggles?

Yes please. Although I'd like to be really pervy filthy tonight. So I may turn snuggles into play.

S'alright, I'll just lay with you on one side & Jim Bob on t'other

I'd make you sensually worship JB's manhood with your mouth.

MAKE me?

I know you want to. "

I know he wants it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"**Tipsy Tink Twirls In**

Evening

Good evening TTT.

How are you this fine evening EJ?"

I'm just peachy.

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over a year ago


"Trying to write a report on a meeting I had in South Africa last week to be ready for Sunday midday! Not going well!

Do it tomorrow.

I will be in between work and a meet;) lol"

Busy busy busy beaver.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snuggles?

Yes please. Although I'd like to be really pervy filthy tonight. So I may turn snuggles into play.

S'alright, I'll just lay with you on one side & Jim Bob on t'other

I'd make you sensually worship JB's manhood with your mouth.

MAKE me?

I know you want to.

I know he wants it. "

*hides face bashfully*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Snuggles?

Yes please. Although I'd like to be really pervy filthy tonight. So I may turn snuggles into play.

S'alright, I'll just lay with you on one side & Jim Bob on t'other

I'd make you sensually worship JB's manhood with your mouth. "

Oooooooffft.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snuggles?

Yes please. Although I'd like to be really pervy filthy tonight. So I may turn snuggles into play.

S'alright, I'll just lay with you on one side & Jim Bob on t'other

I'd make you sensually worship JB's manhood with your mouth.

MAKE me?

I know you want to.

I know he wants it.

*hides face bashfully in Jim's crotchal area*"

Good girl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am going to get me some suhweet apple pie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm away, and looking at different bums and cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"**Tipsy Tink Twirls In**

Evening

Good evening TTT.

How are you this fine evening EJ?

I'm just peachy."

Well your bottom certainly is

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

Cotswolds


"Trying to write a report on a meeting I had in South Africa last week to be ready for Sunday midday! Not going well!

Do it tomorrow.

I will be in between work and a meet;) lol

You're weeting!

Weeting? Lol

work/meeting"

Yeah work morning, meet at lunch to destress then back to work in evening helping a friend out! Then up Sunday for more meetings (work) lol

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over a year ago


"Snuggles?

Yes please. Although I'd like to be really pervy filthy tonight. So I may turn snuggles into play.

S'alright, I'll just lay with you on one side & Jim Bob on t'other

I'd make you sensually worship JB's manhood with your mouth.

MAKE me?

I know you want to.

I know he wants it.

*hides face bashfully in Jim's crotchal area*

Good girl."

Stop putting words into my mouth

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to update that my jasmine has been well looked after this week.

It's generally happier. "

I like happy jasmines.

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over a year ago


"I'm away, and looking at different bums and cocks "

Dirty girl!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Snuggles?

Yes please. Although I'd like to be really pervy filthy tonight. So I may turn snuggles into play.

S'alright, I'll just lay with you on one side & Jim Bob on t'other

I'd make you sensually worship JB's manhood with your mouth.

MAKE me?

I know you want to.

I know he wants it.

*hides face bashfully in Jim's crotchal area*

Good girl.

Stop putting words into my mouth "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snuggles?

Yes please. Although I'd like to be really pervy filthy tonight. So I may turn snuggles into play.

S'alright, I'll just lay with you on one side & Jim Bob on t'other

I'd make you sensually worship JB's manhood with your mouth.

MAKE me?

I know you want to.

I know he wants it.

*hides face bashfully in Jim's crotchal area*

Good girl.

Stop putting Jim's cock into my mouth "

Are you sure? You look to be enjoying it. And he does too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"**Tipsy Tink Twirls In**

Evening

Good evening TTT.

How are you this fine evening EJ?

I'm just peachy.

Well your bottom certainly is "

Thanks!

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over a year ago


"I'd like to update that my jasmine has been well looked after this week.

It's generally happier.

I like happy jasmines."

Would you like to make my jasmine happy?

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

Cotswolds


"Snuggles?

Yes please. Although I'd like to be really pervy filthy tonight. So I may turn snuggles into play.

S'alright, I'll just lay with you on one side & Jim Bob on t'other

I'd make you sensually worship JB's manhood with your mouth.

MAKE me?

I know you want to.

I know he wants it.

*hides face bashfully in Jim's crotchal area*

Good girl.

Stop putting words into my mouth "

Hmm def like to put something in your mouth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snuggles?

Yes please. Although I'd like to be really pervy filthy tonight. So I may turn snuggles into play.

S'alright, I'll just lay with you on one side & Jim Bob on t'other

I'd make you sensually worship JB's manhood with your mouth.

MAKE me?

I know you want to.

I know he wants it.

*hides face bashfully in Jim's crotchal area*

Good girl.

Stop putting words into my mouth

"

JAMES. Don't encourage her

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over a year ago


"I'm away, and looking at different bums and cocks "

Have you got a selection in front of you, or online like? I really hope you're in a bum cock type supermarket.

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over a year ago


"I'd like to update that my jasmine has been well looked after this week.

It's generally happier.

I like happy jasmines.

Would you like to make my jasmine happy?"

I certainly would.

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over a year ago


"Snuggles?

Yes please. Although I'd like to be really pervy filthy tonight. So I may turn snuggles into play.

S'alright, I'll just lay with you on one side & Jim Bob on t'other

I'd make you sensually worship JB's manhood with your mouth.

MAKE me?

I know you want to.

I know he wants it.

*hides face bashfully in Jim's crotchal area*

Good girl.

Stop putting words into my mouth

Hmm def like to put something in your mouth lol"

That's wckdlynaughty!

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over a year ago

Evening/Morning all!!

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over a year ago


"Snuggles?

Yes please. Although I'd like to be really pervy filthy tonight. So I may turn snuggles into play.

S'alright, I'll just lay with you on one side & Jim Bob on t'other

I'd make you sensually worship JB's manhood with your mouth.

MAKE me?

I know you want to.

I know he wants it.

*hides face bashfully in Jim's crotchal area*

Good girl.

Stop putting words into my mouth

JAMES. Don't encourage her "

Say my name again like that.

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over a year ago


"Evening/Morning all!!"

Good eveningmorning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening/Morning all!!

Good eveningmorning."

Hi Jim!

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By *itofamouthfullMan
over a year ago

Cotswolds


"Snuggles?

Yes please. Although I'd like to be really pervy filthy tonight. So I may turn snuggles into play.

S'alright, I'll just lay with you on one side & Jim Bob on t'other

I'd make you sensually worship JB's manhood with your mouth.

MAKE me?

I know you want to.

I know he wants it.

*hides face bashfully in Jim's crotchal area*

Good girl.

Stop putting words into my mouth

Hmm def like to put something in your mouth lol

That's wckdlynaughty! "

Says she with the very sexy wicked smile;)

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over a year ago


"I'd like to update that my jasmine has been well looked after this week.

It's generally happier.

I like happy jasmines.

Would you like to make my jasmine happy?

I certainly would."

You need to gently pluck it with your fingers. Ensure you get it moist. Talk to it. Make sure there's plenty of light. Feed it something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snuggles?

Yes please. Although I'd like to be really pervy filthy tonight. So I may turn snuggles into play.

S'alright, I'll just lay with you on one side & Jim Bob on t'other

I'd make you sensually worship JB's manhood with your mouth.

MAKE me?

I know you want to.

I know he wants it.

*hides face bashfully in Jim's crotchal area*

Good girl.

Stop putting words into my mouth

JAMES. Don't encourage her

Say my name again like that."

Like 'oooooooh James I want to feel your cock cumming in my mouth please.'

Like that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening/Morning all!!

Good eveningmorning.

Hi Jim!"

Hey Fun! How are you doing?

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over a year ago


"Evening/Morning all!!"

Hello!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Snuggles?

Yes please. Although I'd like to be really pervy filthy tonight. So I may turn snuggles into play.

S'alright, I'll just lay with you on one side & Jim Bob on t'other

I'd make you sensually worship JB's manhood with your mouth.

MAKE me?

I know you want to.

I know he wants it.

*hides face bashfully in Jim's crotchal area*

Good girl.

Stop putting words into my mouth

JAMES. Don't encourage her

Say my name again like that.

Like 'oooooooh James I want to feel your cock cumming in my mouth please.'

Like that?"

Just like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening/Morning all!!

Good eveningmorning.

Hi Jim!

Hey Fun! How are you doing?"

I'm good thanks, how are you?

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over a year ago


"Evening/Morning all!!

Hello!"

Hey, how are you? xx

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over a year ago


"I'd like to update that my jasmine has been well looked after this week.

It's generally happier.

I like happy jasmines.

Would you like to make my jasmine happy?

I certainly would.

You need to gently pluck it with your fingers. Ensure you get it moist. Talk to it. Make sure there's plenty of light. Feed it something. "

I've got it.

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over a year ago


"Evening/Morning all!!

Hello!

Hey, how are you? xx"

I'm very good thank you. Thanks for asking. They're an odd bunch in here, I don't really know what's going on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Snuggles?

Yes please. Although I'd like to be really pervy filthy tonight. So I may turn snuggles into play.

S'alright, I'll just lay with you on one side & Jim Bob on t'other

I'd make you sensually worship JB's manhood with your mouth.

MAKE me?

I know you want to.

I know he wants it.

*hides face bashfully in Jim's crotchal area*

Good girl.

Stop putting words into my mouth

JAMES. Don't encourage her

Say my name again like that.

Like 'oooooooh James I want to feel your cock cumming in my mouth please.'

Like that?

Just like that."

Or 'I want to get on my knees and suck your hard cock until you reward me with your cum flowing down my throat please'

?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening/Morning all!!

Good eveningmorning.

Hi Jim!

Hey Fun! How are you doing?

I'm good thanks, how are you? "

I'm good as well thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd like to update that my jasmine has been well looked after this week.

It's generally happier.

I like happy jasmines.

Would you like to make my jasmine happy?

I certainly would.

You need to gently pluck it with your fingers. Ensure you get it moist. Talk to it. Make sure there's plenty of light. Feed it something.

I've got it.

"

Not yet you haven't.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Snuggles?

Yes please. Although I'd like to be really pervy filthy tonight. So I may turn snuggles into play.

S'alright, I'll just lay with you on one side & Jim Bob on t'other

I'd make you sensually worship JB's manhood with your mouth.

MAKE me?

I know you want to.

I know he wants it.

*hides face bashfully in Jim's crotchal area*

Good girl.

Stop putting words into my mouth

JAMES. Don't encourage her

Say my name again like that.

Like 'oooooooh James I want to feel your cock cumming in my mouth please.'

Like that?

Just like that.

Or 'I want to get on my knees and suck your hard cock until you reward me with your cum flowing down my throat please'

?"

I like the way you talk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JOhnny thanks, though I don't think your quite as innocent as you claim!! Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'd like to update that my jasmine has been well looked after this week.

It's generally happier.

I like happy jasmines.

Would you like to make my jasmine happy?

I certainly would.

You need to gently pluck it with your fingers. Ensure you get it moist. Talk to it. Make sure there's plenty of light. Feed it something.

I've got it.

Not yet you haven't. "

Yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm very innocent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep Vein Thrombosis.

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