FabSwingers.com forum: Ladies-only bar...

By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

In response to the 'Men only pub" thread...

There will be comfy squishy seats, no sports channels and lots of dark corners...

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Can we giggle and twirl and squish

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Something terribly wrong there. What is it?

Oh shit yeah, the name. It should be called "Heaven"

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Nah, I'll be in the men's only pub, wearing a fake moustache.

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Well hello

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Can we giggle and twirl and squish"

You can squish my cushions

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

oooooooo isnt it nice and posh in here

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen

I'd love this. I'm sick of men in pubs making loads of noise and interrupting all my intelligent conversations.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Can we still talk about cars though?

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Well hello

What can I give you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah, I'll be in the men's only pub, wearing a fake moustache."

You'd be welcome, just don't tell anyone, ssssh mum's the word!

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"oooooooo isnt it nice and posh in here "

Thank you...what sort of music shall we play?

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Can we still talk about cars though? "

Of course we can x

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Nah, I'll be in the men's only pub, wearing a fake moustache.

You'd be welcome, just don't tell anyone, ssssh mum's the word!

Oi! Get out!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Well hello

What can I give you?

What you offering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh hello, can I join in, I'm rather squiffy though, may need someone to sit with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Erm. ...I'll pass thanks

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over a year ago

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By *cott73Man
over a year ago

brighton

You'll need naked waiters though, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah, I'll be in the men's only pub, wearing a fake moustache."

I fear my moustache is real enough

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Nah, I'll be in the men's only pub, wearing a fake moustache.

I fear my moustache is real enough

Hah, good point!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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This is lovely but I do like to admire a penis on a night out

Can we have hot pics on the big screen?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"This is lovely but I do like to admire a penis on a night out

Can we have hot pics on the big screen? "

We can just wander off to another establishment to find penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah, I'll be in the men's only pub, wearing a fake moustache.

You'd be welcome, just don't tell anyone, ssssh mum's the word!

Oi! Get out!

Harrumph, harrumph, bloody women, only wanted a quiet drink!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"This is lovely but I do like to admire a penis on a night out

Can we have hot pics on the big screen?

We can just wander off to another establishment to find penis.

Your plans are always the best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dark corners you say?

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

is there a bar man vacancy going?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"This is lovely but I do like to admire a penis on a night out

Can we have hot pics on the big screen?

We can just wander off to another establishment to find penis.

Your plans are always the best "

Drinks. And then penis hunt. Reads like a standard night out for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a dance floor? I like a wee dance!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dark corners you say?

Come and sit in the corner with me

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Clear off! No blokes allowed!

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"You'll need naked waiters though, right?"

...and waitresses...

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"This is lovely but I do like to admire a penis on a night out

Can we have hot pics on the big screen? "

Ok then. Do you want to select them?

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Nah, I'll be in the men's only pub, wearing a fake moustache.

You'd be welcome, just don't tell anyone, ssssh mum's the word!

Oi! Get out!

Harrumph, harrumph, bloody women, only wanted a quiet drink!

Then bugger off to your men's pub!!

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Dark corners you say?

I do. Let me show you...

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Is there a dance floor? I like a wee dance! "

Yes, there is a dance floor

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"This is lovely but I do like to admire a penis on a night out

Can we have hot pics on the big screen?

We can just wander off to another establishment to find penis.

Your plans are always the best

Drinks. And then penis hunt. Reads like a standard night out for me. "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In response to the 'Men only pub" thread...

There will be comfy squishy seats, no sports channels and lots of dark corners...

Sounds much better than the Men's only pub!

If I wear a dress, can I be an honorary woman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a dance floor? I like a wee dance! "

Me too but I always seem to dribble a little before I make it

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"In response to the 'Men only pub" thread...

There will be comfy squishy seats, no sports channels and lots of dark corners...

Sounds much better than the Men's only pub!

If I wear a dress, can I be an honorary woman?"

Only if you like cushions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if you like cushions

I could try and understand for the evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sports channels?

If it's those shite soaps on, I'm leaving

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By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Only if you like cushions

I could try and understand for the evening

That's the spirit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can we giggle and twirl and squish"

Can I watch?

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By *ticky_vikkiWoman
over a year ago

Herts

"In response to the 'Men only pub" thread...

There will be comfy squishy seats, no sports channels and lots of dark corners...

Can I become a sleeping partner, I'm local

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry ladies, I've got a job behind the bar in the men's pub. All them men to myself, I'm going to be very busy

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen

"Sorry ladies, I've got a job behind the bar in the men's pub. All them men to myself, I'm going to be very busy

Give me a shout if you need a hand.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is there a dance floor? I like a wee dance! "

No sport and a dance floor? Awsome. My kinda joint.

Look after my drink please; I'm hitting the dance floor. Banging tunes please. My hips need to mooooove.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry ladies, I've got a job behind the bar in the men's pub. All them men to myself, I'm going to be very busy

Give me a shout if you need a hand....."

I need a hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In response to the 'Men only pub" thread...

There will be comfy squishy seats, no sports channels and lots of dark corners...

Sounds much better than the Men's only pub!

If I wear a dress, can I be an honorary woman?"

It takes more than just popping a dress on buster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crap. I'm naked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In response to the 'Men only pub" thread...

There will be comfy squishy seats, no sports channels and lots of dark corners...

Can I become a sleeping partner, I'm local

You won't be appreciated here, I know a quiet little up market pub where a young lady like you would be much more at home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry ladies, I've got a job behind the bar in the men's pub. All them men to myself, I'm going to be very busy

Give me a shout if you need a hand.....

I need a hand

Plenty of room behind the bar ladies, all help gratefully received.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry ladies, I've got a job behind the bar in the men's pub. All them men to myself, I'm going to be very busy

I've snuck in the cellar door so I think not...

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen

"Sorry ladies, I've got a job behind the bar in the men's pub. All them men to myself, I'm going to be very busy

Give me a shout if you need a hand.....

I need a hand

Oh hey....

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Oooo, off to find the pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In response to the 'Men only pub" thread...

There will be comfy squishy seats, no sports channels and lots of dark corners...

I approve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmm it's nice in here x

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By *aroleBaskinWoman
over a year ago

somewhere down the rabbit hole, Aberdeen

"Sorry ladies, I've got a job behind the bar in the men's pub. All them men to myself, I'm going to be very busy

Give me a shout if you need a hand.....

I need a hand

Plenty of room behind the bar ladies, all help gratefully received.

Let's all go. I'll bring a juke box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry ladies, I've got a job behind the bar in the men's pub. All them men to myself, I'm going to be very busy

Give me a shout if you need a hand.....

I need a hand

Plenty of room behind the bar ladies, all help gratefully received.

Let's all go. I'll bring a juke box. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I Twirl?

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