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"Too. Many. Things. To. Say. *bites tongue* Hope you're ok, OP " I am almost bleeding I'm biting so hard. | |||
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"Too. Many. Things. To. Say. *bites tongue* Hope you're ok, OP I am almost bleeding I'm biting so hard." . Ouch op but I'm still | |||
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"Just got back in from hospital after getting butt plug stuck in my arse and had to be put under to get it back out. Oops. " How the hell did you get it stuck! | |||
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"Too. Many. Things. To. Say. *bites tongue* Hope you're ok, OP I am almost bleeding I'm biting so hard." | |||
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"Too. Many. Things. To. Say. *bites tongue* Hope you're ok, OP I am almost bleeding I'm biting so hard." That's a bit of an arsey thing to say. Poor OP, must have been a bit of a pain. | |||
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"There's a very funny post on here from a couple of years ago about a woman who sucked a butt plug up her bum. Unfortunately I wouldn't know where to find it." Find what? .... the plug or the thread | |||
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"Too. Many. Things. To. Say. *bites tongue* Hope you're ok, OP I am almost bleeding I'm biting so hard. That's a bit of an arsey thing to say. Poor OP, must have been a bit of a pain." And for the staff too, I bet there were piles of paperwork.... | |||
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"Don't make the OP the butt of your jokes." I'm sure he knows it's tongue in cheek | |||
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"There's a very funny post on here from a couple of years ago about a woman who sucked a butt plug up her bum. Unfortunately I wouldn't know where to find it. Find what? .... the plug or the thread " I shouldn't laugh though. I once had to go to A & E with cervical bruising from being fucked too hard. | |||
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"There's a very funny post on here from a couple of years ago about a woman who sucked a butt plug up her bum. Unfortunately I wouldn't know where to find it. Find what? .... the plug or the thread I shouldn't laugh though. I once had to go to A & E with cervical bruising from being fucked too hard." What did they recommend? Genuinely curious. | |||
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"There's a very funny post on here from a couple of years ago about a woman who sucked a butt plug up her bum. Unfortunately I wouldn't know where to find it. Find what? .... the plug or the thread I shouldn't laugh though. I once had to go to A & E with cervical bruising from being fucked too hard." One can only dream of such injuries | |||
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"Don't make the OP the butt of your jokes. I'm sure he knows it's tongue in cheek " Very well done. | |||
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"I shouldn't laugh though. I once had to go to A & E with cervical bruising from being fucked too hard." I bet you a pound to a penny, it wasn't me though | |||
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"Don't make the OP the butt of your jokes. I'm sure he knows it's tongue in cheek Very well done." *takes a bow and admits I may not top that for a while* Thank you, thank you | |||
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"There's a very funny post on here from a couple of years ago about a woman who sucked a butt plug up her bum. Unfortunately I wouldn't know where to find it. Find what? .... the plug or the thread I shouldn't laugh though. I once had to go to A & E with cervical bruising from being fucked too hard. What did they recommend? Genuinely curious." Nothing. I was in there for 4 hours by which time the pain had gone. | |||
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"I shouldn't laugh though. I once had to go to A & E with cervical bruising from being fucked too hard. I bet you a pound to a penny, it wasn't me though " There is no way I'd ever forget fucking you, so no. | |||
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"I shouldn't laugh though. I once had to go to A & E with cervical bruising from being fucked too hard. I bet you a pound to a penny, it wasn't me though There is no way I'd ever forget fucking you, so no." *taps fingers waiting for this to actually happen...... Did you check ma link out though | |||
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"Well fuck me, I posted this link earlier today https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XS7a59KQAw Be careful out there ladies " Just...ouch!! | |||
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"Ouch,I work in healthcare and have seen lots of strange items in bums. Miss" Yes, it's amazing what goes up someone's arse when they slip or fall over | |||
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"Ouch,I work in healthcare and have seen lots of strange items in bums. Miss Yes, it's amazing what goes up someone's arse when they slip or fall over " Yep always found that too | |||
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"Just got back in from hospital after getting butt plug stuck in my arse and had to be put under to get it back out. Oops. " please don't tell me I'm the only one seeing this post as a April fools one . | |||
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"There's a very funny post on here from a couple of years ago about a woman who sucked a butt plug up her bum. Unfortunately I wouldn't know where to find it. Find what? .... the plug or the thread I shouldn't laugh though. I once had to go to A & E with cervical bruising from being fucked too hard. What did they recommend? Genuinely curious. Nothing. I was in there for 4 hours by which time the pain had gone." 4 hours!! That's a waiting time target missed right there. Jeremy Hunt needs to know | |||
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"There's a very funny post on here from a couple of years ago about a woman who sucked a butt plug up her bum. Unfortunately I wouldn't know where to find it." Where to find it? It's up her bum? | |||
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"Just got back in from hospital after getting butt plug stuck in my arse and had to be put under to get it back out. Oops. please don't tell me I'm the only one seeing this post as a April fools one . " He posted it yesterday. | |||
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"Your toy definitely sent you to ER" My toy definitely sent me to ER lol. Still hurting like mad today. | |||
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"Your toy definitely sent you to ER My toy definitely sent me to ER lol. Still hurting like mad today. " Ouch! It must have been awful. | |||
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"There's a very funny post on here from a couple of years ago about a woman who sucked a butt plug up her bum. Unfortunately I wouldn't know where to find it." I remember it. Can't remember the title either but I remember her profile name. Get well soon OP. x | |||
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"I hope your okay op. But you'll laugh about it in the future , just like I'm laughing now. Sorry. and you know the doctors and nurses have tales to tell over the weekend in the pub. I hope you feel better. " Did you see the Newspaper report this week, about a nurse being struck off for sharing a video of someone having a plug removed ? | |||
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"There's a very funny post on here from a couple of years ago about a woman who sucked a butt plug up her bum. Unfortunately I wouldn't know where to find it. I remember it. Can't remember the title either but I remember her profile name. Get well soon OP. x " www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/152922 All credit for finding it goes to someone lovely that isn't me. x | |||
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"It's been just over a week now and only just getting any where near back to having a normal arse again. Never again am I using a butt plug. " I hope your bum gets better soon. | |||
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"It's been just over a week now and only just getting any where near back to having a normal arse again. Never again am I using a butt plug. I hope your bum gets better soon." Sometimes bum play is off the table. | |||
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"I was playing yesterday. I had my butt plug in my ass, my vibrator in my pussy, and my wand massaging my clit. When I came my butt plug shot across the room like a bullet from a gun xxxxx Suzi " this has happened to me only mine shot through the bedroom window | |||
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"I was playing yesterday. I had my butt plug in my ass, my vibrator in my pussy, and my wand massaging my clit. When I came my butt plug shot across the room like a bullet from a gun xxxxx Suzi this has happened to me only mine shot through the bedroom window " did it take out a pedestrian walking past? Please say yes! | |||
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"I was playing yesterday. I had my butt plug in my ass, my vibrator in my pussy, and my wand massaging my clit. When I came my butt plug shot across the room like a bullet from a gun xxxxx Suzi this has happened to me only mine shot through the bedroom window did it take out a pedestrian walking past? Please say yes!" Just the pigeon on the windowsill ... feathers everywhere | |||
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"I was playing yesterday. I had my butt plug in my ass, my vibrator in my pussy, and my wand massaging my clit. When I came my butt plug shot across the room like a bullet from a gun xxxxx Suzi this has happened to me only mine shot through the bedroom window did it take out a pedestrian walking past? Please say yes! Just the pigeon on the windowsill ... feathers everywhere " !! That's tickled me. Love it! | |||
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"Just got back in from hospital after getting butt plug stuck in my arse and had to be put under to get it back out. Oops. How the hell did you get it stuck! " Thinking the same thing Butt plugs are design to go up the bum so unless you telling lies i can't see how you could do it | |||
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"Just got back in from hospital after getting butt plug stuck in my arse and had to be put under to get it back out. Oops. How the hell did you get it stuck! Thinking the same thing Butt plugs are design to go up the bum so unless you telling lies i can't see how you could do it" butt plugs are designed to go up the arse but the flanges or rings that are supposed to stop the plug going all the way in sometimes are not strong enough to resist at the ass hole and all the plug gets sucked up by the rectum muscles, it happened to me once and it was so scarey, imagined hospital visit etc and I managed by relaxing as much as I could and sat on the loo and pushing very hard to have it pop out again, never again will I use a plug unless I have added extra width and protection at the bottom of the plug to stop it going all the way up again. I can totally sympathise with the OP , scariest thing in my sexual life | |||
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"It's been just over a week now and only just getting any where near back to having a normal arse again. Never again am I using a butt plug. " Have you ever imagined object to have feelings and emotions? Maybe a personality? Your bury plug is now telling the other objects in your drawer a fabulous tale of amusement. 'This guy picked me up one day..,you won't believe what happened next....can you leave the light on tonight guys?' You will laugh about this in the future. I promise. | |||
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"It's been just over a week now and only just getting any where near back to having a normal arse again. Never again am I using a butt plug. Have you ever imagined object to have feelings and emotions? Maybe a personality? Your bury plug is now telling the other objects in your drawer a fabulous tale of amusement. 'This guy picked me up one day..,you won't believe what happened next....can you leave the light on tonight guys?' You will laugh about this in the future. I promise. " Lol. Made me giggle. Yeah I know I will eventually. Not till I'm back to normal though. | |||
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"Come on guys, no need to rip him a new one." That made me laugh xx | |||
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