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Men Only Pub! Men Only, You've Been Warned!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Is it illegal to open a men only pub these days?

Just wondering how it would be nice to have one. Where a man could have a quite drink with no juke box blaring in the background disturbing intelligent conversation with like minded souls but more importantly no girly giggling, twirling or banal faux-lesbian flirting s**t going on.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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No you can't.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So men don't use juke boxes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any jobs going in this bar????

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

But I like lissning to thoons on the jukebox over a pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I doubt it OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, I can see this thread going down well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there is a law that says you can't have a men's only pub but you can open a tap room men's club and bypass the law,,just saying ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are women only gyms... In contrast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahahaha... that didn't quite work did it OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any jobs going in this bar????"

A bit of bar candy might be allowed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are women only gyms... In contrast "

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Intelligent conversation?

If intelligence is bitching about women who like each other, interacting when grumpy and complaining about your desert like sex life... yeah, crack on. Keeping it in a bubble would be grand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A private members only bar can be male only.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds a bit boring tbh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds a bit boring tbh"

Sounds like a horrific sausage fest to me.

Personally I like women!

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

I'd quite like that. I hate the incessant muzak in pubs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was 'fly on the wall' programme of men in a pub. They were aware the camera was there etc. They talked about women, sex, sex, sex, football, work, women and sex. Not sure why you would want to exclude women

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Intelligent conversation?

If intelligence is bitching about women who like each other, interacting when grumpy and complaining about your desert like sex life... yeah, crack on. Keeping it in a bubble would be grand. "

It'd be my happy place, oh and on Sunday dinnertimes they'd be allowed a little classical music, nothing heavy though, maybe a little Vaughan Williams.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Intelligent conversation?

If intelligence is bitching about women who like each other, interacting when grumpy and complaining about your desert like sex life... yeah, crack on. Keeping it in a bubble would be grand. "

Or a box. Put it in a box

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I go to real ale pubs and talk about manly things like bikes, trains, and cars. Not sure why it would have the be blokes only.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a pub by me, I went a few years ago, just before xmas, and it was filled with men, no females at all, the atmosphere was awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you gonna let all the fab straight fellas in to your men only bar OP?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Will there be belching and farting competitions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Join a really posh golf club. You'll find a lounge where women aren't allowed. There's normally heavy leather arm chairs, little tables and board games such as back gamon and drafts. Oh...and no duke box

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

All my mates are blokes. That sounds like my evenings out anyway. Or are you saying I can't have a pint and do the crossword with them any more because I have boobs? I'd miss out and they'd be pretty pissed off; they can never finish the fucking thing without me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All my mates are blokes. That sounds like my evenings out anyway. Or are you saying I can't have a pint and do the crossword with them any more because I have boobs? I'd miss out and they'd be pretty pissed off; they can never finish the fucking thing without me."

See, that's why you shouldn't be allowed! Only two sentences and already you've resorted to sex and swearing, very lady like!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"All my mates are blokes. That sounds like my evenings out anyway. Or are you saying I can't have a pint and do the crossword with them any more because I have boobs? I'd miss out and they'd be pretty pissed off; they can never finish the fucking thing without me.

See, that's why you shouldn't be allowed! Only two sentences and already you've resorted to sex and swearing, very lady like!"

I have never claimed to be a fucking lady. Or given a shit about being perceived as one. Luckily my mates appreciate me for me rather than getting stymied by my gender.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"All my mates are blokes. That sounds like my evenings out anyway. Or are you saying I can't have a pint and do the crossword with them any more because I have boobs? I'd miss out and they'd be pretty pissed off; they can never finish the fucking thing without me.

See, that's why you shouldn't be allowed! Only two sentences and already you've resorted to sex and swearing, very lady like!

I have never claimed to be a fucking lady. Or given a shit about being perceived as one. Luckily my mates appreciate me for me rather than getting stymied by my gender. "

So you can't be a lady but you can't be ladylike to be in here?!

Are you in this pub alone?

Is it your kitchen?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"All my mates are blokes. That sounds like my evenings out anyway. Or are you saying I can't have a pint and do the crossword with them any more because I have boobs? I'd miss out and they'd be pretty pissed off; they can never finish the fucking thing without me.

See, that's why you shouldn't be allowed! Only two sentences and already you've resorted to sex and swearing, very lady like!"

Sex and swearing? Sounds like the typical blokes night out, or at least the stag parties I've witnessed.

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By *pikeyMan
over a year ago

chester

You have opened a can of worms here

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

I'm not too much of an historian but weren't they a place that men frequented after the working day to relieve a bit of stress? But at the end of the day, the word public speaks for itself.... maybe a mens club.... or even just a club?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God no! A room full of men and no women.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"So men don't use juke boxes? "

Yeah, and they all put Girls Aloud on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All my mates are blokes. That sounds like my evenings out anyway. Or are you saying I can't have a pint and do the crossword with them any more because I have boobs? I'd miss out and they'd be pretty pissed off; they can never finish the fucking thing without me.

See, that's why you shouldn't be allowed! Only two sentences and already you've resorted to sex and swearing, very lady like!

I have never claimed to be a fucking lady. Or given a shit about being perceived as one. Luckily my mates appreciate me for me rather than getting stymied by my gender.

So you can't be a lady but you can't be ladylike to be in here?!

Are you in this pub alone?

Is it your kitchen?"

Bit personal!

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

There's a place near me that's a men only members club, women only allowed on bank holidays it's a shit hole

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

I find it amusing the one bloke who dared go into the womens only post was chased out smartish, but there are women all over this one. You just can't keep us out!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Are you gonna let all the fab straight fellas in to your men only bar OP? "

What about the men who like to be ladies?

This is all very confusing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd need some bar staff. I can pull a decent pint and know my way around the optics.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"I find it amusing the one bloke who dared go into the womens only post was chased out smartish, but there are women all over this one. You just can't keep us out! "

Poor OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men only pub and intelligent conversation

Thanks for the laugh OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"God no! A room full of men and no women.

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Although...

Under certain circumstances

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I go to real ale pubs and talk about manly things like bikes, trains, and cars. Not sure why it would have the be blokes only."

What about sheds and man drawers fs missus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why the fuck would anyone want that? Who's tits am I supposed to perve on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd much rather go for a drink and talk about football than shoes, makeup or women's problems. They bore the shit out of me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You'd need some bar staff. I can pull a decent pint and know my way around the optics. "

More than welcome, I'll put in a good word to the Committee for you! Be warned though, you'll either be constantly and d*unkenly chatted up or bored to death by talk of MG Midget track rod ends. Still want the job?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I go to real ale pubs and talk about manly things like bikes, trains, and cars. Not sure why it would have the be blokes only.

What about sheds and man drawers fs missus "

Drawers as in pants? Or drawers as in those things full of things you think you might need, like 2" bits of fuse wire and half a fork, but never do?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I find it amusing the one bloke who dared go into the womens only post was chased out smartish, but there are women all over this one. You just can't keep us out! "

Call be pedantic but I counted 5!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could call the pub "the lamb"

Bahhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man talk? Kill me now..I'd much rather flirt with some ladies..

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I can work a bar, talk about motorbikes and a job I had which you guys would be amazed by.

I'm not all batty lashes y'know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd need some bar staff. I can pull a decent pint and know my way around the optics.

More than welcome, I'll put in a good word to the Committee for you! Be warned though, you'll either be constantly and d*unkenly chatted up or bored to death by talk of MG Midget track rod ends. Still want the job? "

Oh I think I can handle you lot, I used to manage some very suspect pubs years ago. I have developed a good sense of selective hearing re football and cars

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I go to real ale pubs and talk about manly things like bikes, trains, and cars. Not sure why it would have the be blokes only.

What about sheds and man drawers fs missus

Drawers as in pants? Or drawers as in those things full of things you think you might need, like 2" bits of fuse wire and half a fork, but never do?"

No not pants ya daft bint!

A man drawer consists of many items which are unintelligible to the female species

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You'd need some bar staff. I can pull a decent pint and know my way around the optics.

More than welcome, I'll put in a good word to the Committee for you! Be warned though, you'll either be constantly and d*unkenly chatted up or bored to death by talk of MG Midget track rod ends. Still want the job?

Oh I think I can handle you lot, I used to manage some very suspect pubs years ago. I have developed a good sense of selective hearing re football and cars "

Welcome on board, you're hired, when can you start?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Man talk? Kill me now..I'd much rather flirt with some laydees.."

Well I'm sure Soxy or Tina would be up for a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd need some bar staff. I can pull a decent pint and know my way around the optics.

More than welcome, I'll put in a good word to the Committee for you! Be warned though, you'll either be constantly and d*unkenly chatted up or bored to death by talk of MG Midget track rod ends. Still want the job?

Oh I think I can handle you lot, I used to manage some very suspect pubs years ago. I have developed a good sense of selective hearing re football and cars

Welcome on board, you're hired, when can you start? "

Now, name your poison

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You'd need some bar staff. I can pull a decent pint and know my way around the optics.

More than welcome, I'll put in a good word to the Committee for you! Be warned though, you'll either be constantly and d*unkenly chatted up or bored to death by talk of MG Midget track rod ends. Still want the job?

Oh I think I can handle you lot, I used to manage some very suspect pubs years ago. I have developed a good sense of selective hearing re football and cars

Welcome on board, you're hired, when can you start?

Now, name your poison "

Large Highland Park my darling,and if you don't mind me saying gorgeous that's a smashing blouse you're wearing and what a lovely perfume you're wearing. Did I tell you I've just bought a two seater sports car, take you for a spin if you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You'd need some bar staff. I can pull a decent pint and know my way around the optics.

More than welcome, I'll put in a good word to the Committee for you! Be warned though, you'll either be constantly and d*unkenly chatted up or bored to death by talk of MG Midget track rod ends. Still want the job?

Oh I think I can handle you lot, I used to manage some very suspect pubs years ago. I have developed a good sense of selective hearing re football and cars

Welcome on board, you're hired, when can you start?

Now, name your poison

Large Highland Park my darling,and if you don't mind me saying gorgeous that's a smashing blouse you're wearing and what a lovely perfume you're wearing. Did I tell you I've just bought a two seater sports car, take you for a spin if you like?"

Thank you, any ice in that. And what colour is the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'd much rather go for a drink and talk about football than shoes, makeup or women's problems. They bore the shit out of me.

"

No pseudo lesbianism tendencies Miss I....

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Sounds great to me if I'm allowed in

I can talk man stuff, I used to have my own Screwfix account

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You'd need some bar staff. I can pull a decent pint and know my way around the optics.

More than welcome, I'll put in a good word to the Committee for you! Be warned though, you'll either be constantly and d*unkenly chatted up or bored to death by talk of MG Midget track rod ends. Still want the job?

Oh I think I can handle you lot, I used to manage some very suspect pubs years ago. I have developed a good sense of selective hearing re football and cars

Welcome on board, you're hired, when can you start?

Now, name your poison

Large Highland Park my darling,and if you don't mind me saying gorgeous that's a smashing blouse you're wearing and what a lovely perfume you're wearing. Did I tell you I've just bought a two seater sports car, take you for a spin if you like?

Thank you, any ice in that. And what colour is the car"

No ice or water thank you, I like to gently caress it in hands and breathe in the vapour.

The motor's Brookland's Racing Green

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah well 1 large highland park, would you like the bottle leaving close by. And green is a good colour. A ride would be nice, if you leave the top down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sounds great to me if I'm allowed in

I can talk man stuff, I used to have my own Screwfix account "

You are more than welcome, the pub's not too far from you!

You haven't got a drill bit sharpener by any chance have you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah well 1 large highland park, would you like the bottle leaving close by. And green is a good colour. A ride would be nice, if you leave the top down "

Certainly, it's quite nice to feel the wind in your hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ah well 1 large highland park, would you like the bottle leaving close by. And green is a good colour. A ride would be nice, if you leave the top down

Certainly, it's quite nice to feel the wind in your hair. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds great to me if I'm allowed in

I can talk man stuff, I used to have my own Screwfix account "

Ahh screwfix....I was a bit disappointed when I found out it wasn't a hook up site!

Took consolation in buying a new spanner though

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Sounds great to me if I'm allowed in

I can talk man stuff, I used to have my own Screwfix account

You are more than welcome, the pub's not too far from you!

You haven't got a drill bit sharpener by any chance have you? "

I haven't but I know where to get one

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Sounds great to me if I'm allowed in

I can talk man stuff, I used to have my own Screwfix account

Ahh screwfix....I was a bit disappointed when I found out it wasn't a hook up site!

Took consolation in buying a new spanner though "

Bizarrely I never made that connection until right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds great to me if I'm allowed in

I can talk man stuff, I used to have my own Screwfix account

Ahh screwfix....I was a bit disappointed when I found out it wasn't a hook up site!

Took consolation in buying a new spanner though

Bizarrely I never made that connection until right now "

Did ye,aye?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Ahh screwfix....I was a bit disappointed when I found out it wasn't a hook up site!

Took consolation in buying a new spanner though

Bizarrely I never made that connection until right now

Did ye,aye? "

Genuine, I just saw it as screws and tools. In my defence I did used to be uber vanilla

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Twirling

It sounds like a flip flopping sucky pub

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"No Twirling

It sounds like a flip flopping sucky pub "

Booze will all be in pints though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No Twirling

It sounds like a flip flopping sucky pub

Booze will all be in pints though "

Kinky you know I don't drink from a pint glass unless at a tea party

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"No Twirling

It sounds like a flip flopping sucky pub

Booze will all be in pints though

Kinky you know I don't drink from a pint glass unless at a tea party "

True, we could hold a 2 person Tea Party there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No Twirling

It sounds like a flip flopping sucky pub

Booze will all be in pints though

Kinky you know I don't drink from a pint glass unless at a tea party

True, we could hold a 2 person Tea Party there? "

I like how you think lady

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By *uddlybear2015Man
over a year ago

BEDFORD

My mum and dad worked in a working mans club in 70's, women only allowed in lounge bar,it was a shite hole of a place,mens side was beer and testosterone. A men only pub would be my idea of hell,so I'm out!

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