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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And it's an open bar, so please help yourselves, but leave the 20/20, that's reserved for a very special guest who is joining us later this evening.

I'm just have a wee small glass of Highland Park for starters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A JD honey please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A JD honey please"

Something to warm ya up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint of sparkling orange pl bar tender.

PTU XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A JD honey please

Something to warm ya up

I fancy getting squiffy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pint of sparkling orange pl bar tender.

PTU XXX "

Fanta ok?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A JD honey please

Something to warm ya up

I fancy getting squiffy

Me too...... hic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Southern comfort for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have top shelf please bar man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pint of sparkling orange pl bar tender.

PTU XXX

Fanta ok?"
Oh yes please not had a fanta in a long time! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Southern comfort for me please

With ice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have top shelf please bar man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pornstar martini please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large one please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half and half for me plz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have top shelf please bar man

Thank you needed that

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Noooooo ive got work soon .... gonna have to wait till Sunday ...

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I have finished working at my company today

9.5 years the funny thing is I am now contracting and my first company is my old firm

So a huge mojito

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have finished working at my company today

9.5 years the funny thing is I am now contracting and my first company is my old firm

So a huge mojito"

Congrats my friend, might have a mojito myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vodka and irn bru please xx

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I'd love a large Jura (Superstition) please. And one for yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love a large Jura (Superstition) please. And one for yourself

What thank you very much x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"vodka and irn bru please xx"

Strange combo, comin right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A coffee please as going to work soon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"vodka and irn bru please xx"

Strange combo, comin right up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"vodka and irn bru please xx

Strange combo, comin right up"
its nice honest xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A coffee please as going to work soon

Kettles on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On antibiotics so could you whip a hot chocolate with cream and marshmallows please?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And it's an open bar, so please help yourselves, but leave the 20/20, that's reserved for a very special guest who is joining us later this evening.

I'm just have a wee small glass of Highland Park for starters."

Funny, I just poured a wee splash of the 12 myself

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Please may I have a double gin, no tonic and one ice cube?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please may I have a double gin, no tonic and one ice cube? "

Yes you may

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And it's an open bar, so please help yourselves, but leave the 20/20, that's reserved for a very special guest who is joining us later this evening.

I'm just have a wee small glass of Highland Park for starters.

Funny, I just poured a wee splash of the 12 myself

Cheers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On antibiotics so could you whip a hot chocolate with cream and marshmallows please?! "

Of course, hope you're feeling better soon xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And it's an open bar, so please help yourselves, but leave the 20/20, that's reserved for a very special guest who is joining us later this evening.

I'm just have a wee small glass of Highland Park for starters.

Funny, I just poured a wee splash of the 12 myself

Cheers

Sláinte

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something for the man flu please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black IPA please bar keep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Something for the man flu please"

Hot water bottle and a big hug

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Black IPA please bar keep

Ooh nice

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

Treble Jager and vanilla please bar keep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Black IPA please bar keep

Ooh nice "

It's my favourite these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a Moscow mule please now?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'm indecisive today, could you possibly choose for me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm indecisive today, could you possibly choose for me?

Sex on the beach?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a Moscow mule please now? "

Coming right up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Treble Jager and vanilla please bar keep

Treble? One of them days eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A large dark and stormy please Barkeep

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm indecisive today, could you possibly choose for me?

Sex on the beach?"

That'll do nicely, I'm sure it will hit the spot.

thank you muchly

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By *owdyboy 890Man
over a year ago

Country West

Bacardi and Coke and whatever the ladies are having

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By *anielpiercedMan
over a year ago

"Treble Jager and vanilla please bar keep

Treble? One of them days eh"

Not really that's just a standard Friday night drink

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I'm not drinking this week.

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

"A large dark and stormy please Barkeep

I just had to Google this ..... and now I know what my favourite drink's called!

Will be pouring a *very* large one shortly .....

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"A large dark and stormy please Barkeep

I just had to Google this ..... and now I know what my favourite drink's called!

Will be pouring a *very* large one shortly ....."

Ginger beer

Can I have the rum and lime?

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By *pfornaughtyfunMan
over a year ago

merseyside

Am not drinking this weekend sick weekend time to rest up I think but I would love a vodka and Coke right now after a long week at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A large dark and stormy please Barkeep

I just had to Google this ..... and now I know what my favourite drink's called!

Will be pouring a *very* large one shortly ....."

It's so dangerous though! Far too kneckable!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A large dark and stormy please Barkeep

I just had to Google this ..... and now I know what my favourite drink's called!

Will be pouring a *very* large one shortly .....

It's so dangerous though! Far too kneckable!!

Know your limits people, I'm not carrying anyone home, don't care what you promise me when we get there

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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I've got green tea with raspberry

What the hell has happened to me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything as long as its bloody strong!! Babysitting until Monday and I'm going nuts already!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretentious?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A large dark and stormy please Barkeep

I just had to Google this ..... and now I know what my favourite drink's called!

Will be pouring a *very* large one shortly .....

It's so dangerous though! Far too kneckable!!

Know your limits people, I'm not carrying anyone home, don't care what you promise me when we get there

But.... but... I can handle my drinksh Guv... honesht!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have an ice cream float please?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

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"Can I have an ice cream float please?

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oooooo make that 2 please not had one of those for yrs

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Can I have an ice cream float please?

Yes! Yum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sex on the beach for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I'll stick to the bitter..or maybe a Guinness and Tia Maria....or a Vodka and port....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have an ice cream float please?

oooooo make that 2 please not had one of those for yrs "

Let's have a round of ice cream floats for me and ma ladies, Voddy and Honey

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Can I have an ice cream float please?

oooooo make that 2 please not had one of those for yrs

Let's have a round of ice cream floats for me and ma ladies, Voddy and Honey

Can we have a corner booth please? I want a view of the door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have an ice cream float please?

oooooo make that 2 please not had one of those for yrs

Let's have a round of ice cream floats for me and ma ladies, Voddy and Honey

Can we have a corner booth please? I want a view of the door.

I've got money for the juke box.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have an ice cream float please?

oooooo make that 2 please not had one of those for yrs

Let's have a round of ice cream floats for me and ma ladies, Voddy and Honey

Can we have a corner booth please? I want a view of the door.

I've got money for the juke box.

#Brace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The hunted becomes the hunter fs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have an ice cream float please?

oooooo make that 2 please not had one of those for yrs "

How old are yas

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Can I have an ice cream float please?

oooooo make that 2 please not had one of those for yrs

Let's have a round of ice cream floats for me and ma ladies, Voddy and Honey

Can we have a corner booth please? I want a view of the door.

I've got money for the juke box.

Crackalaken...what are we having first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have an ice cream float please?

oooooo make that 2 please not had one of those for yrs

Let's have a round of ice cream floats for me and ma ladies, Voddy and Honey

Can we have a corner booth please? I want a view of the door.

I've got money for the juke box.

#Brace

You *so* want it, m1cks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"sex on the beach for me please

You're not alone tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice cream with American cream soda is better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have an ice cream float please?

oooooo make that 2 please not had one of those for yrs

Let's have a round of ice cream floats for me and ma ladies, Voddy and Honey

Can we have a corner booth please? I want a view of the door.

I've got money for the juke box.

#Brace

You *so* want it, m1cks

Yer chookter aye.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Ice cream with American cream soda is better.

Dandelion and Burdock

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Can I have an ice cream float please?

oooooo make that 2 please not had one of those for yrs

Let's have a round of ice cream floats for me and ma ladies, Voddy and Honey

Can we have a corner booth please? I want a view of the door.

I've got money for the juke box.

Crackalaken...what are we having first? "
How about summer loven had me a blast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would love a cosmopolitan or porn star martini please?

Tyvm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Can I have an ice cream float please?

oooooo make that 2 please not had one of those for yrs

Let's have a round of ice cream floats for me and ma ladies, Voddy and Honey

Can we have a corner booth please? I want a view of the door.

I've got money for the juke box.

Crackalaken...what are we having first? How about summer loven had me a blast"

Bit fluffy ain't it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment?

Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment?

Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it

But we're only having ice cream floats!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment?

Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it

But we're only having ice cream floats!!!!

We're here with our responsible adult...m1cks

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment?

Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it

But we're only having ice cream floats!!!!

We're here with our responsible adult...m1cks

Is he responsible?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment?

Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it

But we're only having ice cream floats!!!!

We're here with our responsible adult...m1cks

Is he responsible?

Well yeah, I always blame him

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment?

Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it

But we're only having ice cream floats!!!!

We're here with our responsible adult...m1cks

Is he responsible?

Well yeah, I always blame him

"
we can count on uncle micks mutters unless he pulls

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment?

Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it

But we're only having ice cream floats!!!!

We're here with our responsible adult...m1cks

Is he responsible?

Well yeah, I always blame him

we can count on uncle micks mutters unless he pulls "

Ok super.

Where are all the men? I feel like twirling my hair and giggling

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

A Drambuie would be perfect please, Barkeep

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment?

Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it

But we're only having ice cream floats!!!!

We're here with our responsible adult...m1cks

Is he responsible?

Well yeah, I always blame him

we can count on uncle micks mutters unless he pulls

Ok super.

Where are all the men? I feel like twirling my hair and giggling

"
psssst dont look now but theres that guy who wants to get you behind the bus shelter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Drambuie would be perfect please, Barkeep

Ooh not been asked for one of them for a long time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment?

Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it

But we're only having ice cream floats!!!!

Yeah but it's gone 7 o'clock, do your parents know your out?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment?

Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it

But we're only having ice cream floats!!!!

We're here with our responsible adult...m1cks

Is he responsible?

Well yeah, I always blame him

we can count on uncle micks mutters unless he pulls

Ok super.

Where are all the men? I feel like twirling my hair and giggling

psssst dont look now but theres that guy who wants to get you behind the bus shelter "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel squiffy, too much sloe gin

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"A Drambuie would be perfect please, Barkeep

Ooh not been asked for one of them for a long time"

...just leave me the bottle...

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I feel squiffy, too much sloe gin

Sit in the corner with me. I'll look after you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel squiffy, too much sloe gin

Sit in the corner with me. I'll look after you

Aww thanks, hope you're not planning on keeping your hands to yourself

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

That's me sorted - a pint of Kraken, ginger and lime going down very nicely

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A Drambuie would be perfect please, Barkeep

Ooh not been asked for one of them for a long time

...just leave me the bottle...

Bring it back when ya finished, I'll give you 10p

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That's me sorted - a pint of Kraken, ginger and lime going down very nicely

A pint?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's me sorted - a pint of Kraken, ginger and lime going down very nicely

A pint?"

and Kraken too? Nom! Perhaps rename that The Tempest!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"I feel squiffy, too much sloe gin

Jaysus

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By *a Fee VerteWoman
over a year ago

Limbo

"That's me sorted - a pint of Kraken, ginger and lime going down very nicely

A pint?"

Errrr .... yes .... and ?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"That's me sorted - a pint of Kraken, ginger and lime going down very nicely

Poor Kraken ruined with ginger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel squiffy, too much sloe gin

Jaysus"

Come and sit with me

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

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"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment?

Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it

But we're only having ice cream floats!!!!

Yeah but it's gone 7 o'clock, do your parents know your out?"
do you know your flies are undone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment?

Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it

But we're only having ice cream floats!!!!

Yeah but it's gone 7 o'clock, do your parents know your out?do you know your flies are undone "

I do now you've pointed it out, wondered what the draft was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now they've gone and it's safe to come in, large Highland Park please, no ice or water, thank you.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Now they've gone and it's safe to come in, large Highland Park please, no ice or water, thank you.

Or so you think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now they've gone and it's safe to come in, large Highland Park please, no ice or water, thank you.

Well......erm...... I'm actually on the last glass of highland park, dunno how it's happened but I've gone through a bottle of it, so none left

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