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"A JD honey please Something to warm ya up " I fancy getting squiffy | |||
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"Pint of sparkling orange pl bar tender. PTU XXX " Fanta ok? | |||
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"A JD honey please Something to warm ya up I fancy getting squiffy " Me too...... hic | |||
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"Pint of sparkling orange pl bar tender. PTU XXX Fanta ok?" Oh yes please not had a fanta in a long time! X | |||
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"Can I have top shelf please bar man " Thank you needed that | |||
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"I have finished working at my company today 9.5 years the funny thing is I am now contracting and my first company is my old firm So a huge mojito" Congrats my friend, might have a mojito myself | |||
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"I'd love a large Jura (Superstition) please. And one for yourself " What thank you very much x | |||
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"vodka and irn bru please xx" Strange combo, comin right up | |||
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"vodka and irn bru please xx" Strange combo, comin right up | |||
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"vodka and irn bru please xx Strange combo, comin right up" its nice honest xx | |||
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"And it's an open bar, so please help yourselves, but leave the 20/20, that's reserved for a very special guest who is joining us later this evening. I'm just have a wee small glass of Highland Park for starters." Funny, I just poured a wee splash of the 12 myself | |||
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"Please may I have a double gin, no tonic and one ice cube? " Yes you may | |||
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"And it's an open bar, so please help yourselves, but leave the 20/20, that's reserved for a very special guest who is joining us later this evening. I'm just have a wee small glass of Highland Park for starters. Funny, I just poured a wee splash of the 12 myself " Cheers | |||
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"On antibiotics so could you whip a hot chocolate with cream and marshmallows please?! " Of course, hope you're feeling better soon xx | |||
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"And it's an open bar, so please help yourselves, but leave the 20/20, that's reserved for a very special guest who is joining us later this evening. I'm just have a wee small glass of Highland Park for starters. Funny, I just poured a wee splash of the 12 myself Cheers " Sláinte | |||
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"Something for the man flu please" Hot water bottle and a big hug | |||
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"Black IPA please bar keep Ooh nice " It's my favourite these days | |||
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"I'm indecisive today, could you possibly choose for me? " Sex on the beach? | |||
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"Can I have a Moscow mule please now? " Coming right up | |||
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"Treble Jager and vanilla please bar keep " Treble? One of them days eh | |||
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"I'm indecisive today, could you possibly choose for me? Sex on the beach?" That'll do nicely, I'm sure it will hit the spot. thank you muchly | |||
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"Treble Jager and vanilla please bar keep Treble? One of them days eh" Not really that's just a standard Friday night drink | |||
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"A large dark and stormy please Barkeep " I just had to Google this ..... and now I know what my favourite drink's called! Will be pouring a *very* large one shortly ..... | |||
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"A large dark and stormy please Barkeep I just had to Google this ..... and now I know what my favourite drink's called! Will be pouring a *very* large one shortly ....." Ginger beer Can I have the rum and lime? | |||
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"A large dark and stormy please Barkeep I just had to Google this ..... and now I know what my favourite drink's called! Will be pouring a *very* large one shortly ....." It's so dangerous though! Far too kneckable!! | |||
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"A large dark and stormy please Barkeep I just had to Google this ..... and now I know what my favourite drink's called! Will be pouring a *very* large one shortly ..... It's so dangerous though! Far too kneckable!! " Know your limits people, I'm not carrying anyone home, don't care what you promise me when we get there | |||
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"A large dark and stormy please Barkeep I just had to Google this ..... and now I know what my favourite drink's called! Will be pouring a *very* large one shortly ..... It's so dangerous though! Far too kneckable!! Know your limits people, I'm not carrying anyone home, don't care what you promise me when we get there " But.... but... I can handle my drinksh Guv... honesht! | |||
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"Can I have an ice cream float please? " oooooo make that 2 please not had one of those for yrs | |||
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"Can I have an ice cream float please? " Yes! Yum | |||
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"Can I have an ice cream float please? oooooo make that 2 please not had one of those for yrs " Let's have a round of ice cream floats for me and ma ladies, Voddy and Honey | |||
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"Can I have an ice cream float please? oooooo make that 2 please not had one of those for yrs Let's have a round of ice cream floats for me and ma ladies, Voddy and Honey " Can we have a corner booth please? I want a view of the door. | |||
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"Can I have an ice cream float please? oooooo make that 2 please not had one of those for yrs Let's have a round of ice cream floats for me and ma ladies, Voddy and Honey Can we have a corner booth please? I want a view of the door. " I've got money for the juke box. | |||
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"Can I have an ice cream float please? oooooo make that 2 please not had one of those for yrs Let's have a round of ice cream floats for me and ma ladies, Voddy and Honey Can we have a corner booth please? I want a view of the door. I've got money for the juke box. " #Brace | |||
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"Can I have an ice cream float please? oooooo make that 2 please not had one of those for yrs " How old are yas | |||
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"Can I have an ice cream float please? oooooo make that 2 please not had one of those for yrs Let's have a round of ice cream floats for me and ma ladies, Voddy and Honey Can we have a corner booth please? I want a view of the door. I've got money for the juke box. " Crackalaken...what are we having first? | |||
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"Can I have an ice cream float please? oooooo make that 2 please not had one of those for yrs Let's have a round of ice cream floats for me and ma ladies, Voddy and Honey Can we have a corner booth please? I want a view of the door. I've got money for the juke box. #Brace " You *so* want it, m1cks | |||
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"sex on the beach for me please " You're not alone tonight | |||
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"Can I have an ice cream float please? oooooo make that 2 please not had one of those for yrs Let's have a round of ice cream floats for me and ma ladies, Voddy and Honey Can we have a corner booth please? I want a view of the door. I've got money for the juke box. #Brace You *so* want it, m1cks " Yer chookter aye. | |||
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"Ice cream with American cream soda is better. " Dandelion and Burdock | |||
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"Can I have an ice cream float please? oooooo make that 2 please not had one of those for yrs Let's have a round of ice cream floats for me and ma ladies, Voddy and Honey Can we have a corner booth please? I want a view of the door. I've got money for the juke box. Crackalaken...what are we having first? " How about summer loven had me a blast | |||
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"Can I have an ice cream float please? oooooo make that 2 please not had one of those for yrs Let's have a round of ice cream floats for me and ma ladies, Voddy and Honey Can we have a corner booth please? I want a view of the door. I've got money for the juke box. Crackalaken...what are we having first? How about summer loven had me a blast" Bit fluffy ain't it? | |||
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"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment? " Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it | |||
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"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment? Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it " But we're only having ice cream floats!!!! | |||
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"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment? Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it But we're only having ice cream floats!!!! " We're here with our responsible adult...m1cks | |||
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"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment? Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it But we're only having ice cream floats!!!! We're here with our responsible adult...m1cks " Is he responsible? | |||
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"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment? Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it But we're only having ice cream floats!!!! We're here with our responsible adult...m1cks Is he responsible? " Well yeah, I always blame him | |||
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"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment? Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it But we're only having ice cream floats!!!! We're here with our responsible adult...m1cks Is he responsible? Well yeah, I always blame him " we can count on uncle micks mutters unless he pulls | |||
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"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment? Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it But we're only having ice cream floats!!!! We're here with our responsible adult...m1cks Is he responsible? Well yeah, I always blame him we can count on uncle micks mutters unless he pulls " Ok super. Where are all the men? I feel like twirling my hair and giggling | |||
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"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment? Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it But we're only having ice cream floats!!!! We're here with our responsible adult...m1cks Is he responsible? Well yeah, I always blame him we can count on uncle micks mutters unless he pulls Ok super. Where are all the men? I feel like twirling my hair and giggling " psssst dont look now but theres that guy who wants to get you behind the bus shelter | |||
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"A Drambuie would be perfect please, Barkeep " Ooh not been asked for one of them for a long time | |||
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"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment? Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it But we're only having ice cream floats!!!! " Yeah but it's gone 7 o'clock, do your parents know your out? | |||
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"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment? Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it But we're only having ice cream floats!!!! We're here with our responsible adult...m1cks Is he responsible? Well yeah, I always blame him we can count on uncle micks mutters unless he pulls Ok super. Where are all the men? I feel like twirling my hair and giggling psssst dont look now but theres that guy who wants to get you behind the bus shelter " Oh | |||
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"A Drambuie would be perfect please, Barkeep Ooh not been asked for one of them for a long time" ...just leave me the bottle... | |||
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"I feel squiffy, too much sloe gin " Sit in the corner with me. I'll look after you | |||
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"I feel squiffy, too much sloe gin Sit in the corner with me. I'll look after you " Aww thanks, hope you're not planning on keeping your hands to yourself | |||
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"A Drambuie would be perfect please, Barkeep Ooh not been asked for one of them for a long time ...just leave me the bottle... " Bring it back when ya finished, I'll give you 10p | |||
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"That's me sorted - a pint of Kraken, ginger and lime going down very nicely " A pint? | |||
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"That's me sorted - a pint of Kraken, ginger and lime going down very nicely A pint?" and Kraken too? Nom! Perhaps rename that The Tempest! | |||
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"I feel squiffy, too much sloe gin " Jaysus | |||
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"That's me sorted - a pint of Kraken, ginger and lime going down very nicely A pint?" Errrr .... yes .... and ? | |||
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"That's me sorted - a pint of Kraken, ginger and lime going down very nicely " Poor Kraken ruined with ginger | |||
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"I feel squiffy, too much sloe gin Jaysus" Come and sit with me | |||
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"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment? Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it But we're only having ice cream floats!!!! Yeah but it's gone 7 o'clock, do your parents know your out?" do you know your flies are undone | |||
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"Barman! Are these young feisty lasses old enough to be in this establishment? Yeah, I think I'm gunna have to ask to see some ID from a few of you, and ass pic should do it But we're only having ice cream floats!!!! Yeah but it's gone 7 o'clock, do your parents know your out?do you know your flies are undone " I do now you've pointed it out, wondered what the draft was | |||
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"Now they've gone and it's safe to come in, large Highland Park please, no ice or water, thank you. " Or so you think | |||
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"Now they've gone and it's safe to come in, large Highland Park please, no ice or water, thank you. " Well......erm...... I'm actually on the last glass of highland park, dunno how it's happened but I've gone through a bottle of it, so none left | |||
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