FabSwingers.com forum: Make Your Vagina a Magical Place

By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Healing crystals have been a wellness trend for quite some time now, with a cult following of people who swear by their therapeutic properties. While some choose to harness the rocks' energy in the form of pyramid-shaped decor or jewellery, one innovative company has delved into previously untrekked territory: the crystal dildo market.

The company produces handmade dildos made from precious minerals like rose quartz and pure amethyst, which each provide their own respective healing properties.

The best part about these dildos? They practically double as home decor, so you totally avoid the awkward moment when a visitor spots your self-pleasuring gadget on your bedside table.

The companies website states that using these intriguing toys results in "learning to quiet the mind in order to feel subtle energies, develop emotional intelligence, strengthen self-awareness, and accepting every aspect of who you are." It goes on to explain how using them "not only gets you off, but turns you on in a way in which you will remain turned on and awakened with a renewed sense of self-awareness and wisdom."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I like to be open minded to all thoughts and ideas...but !

I think this is rather bizarre and I'm not sure what evidence from surveys there is to back up the claims. Though I'm happy to contribute to any proposed studies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you could package this thread gardeners up and down the country would pay a fortune for it's contents!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd say they are pretty magical places anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would buy one of these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen these and must say that there not something I'd choose to display on the sideboard.

Could imagine visitors faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would buy one of these

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this site is full of people trying to convince women that they should be full of zinc rich deposits !

don't encourage them

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

If these can replace a man, then I'll buy two.

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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I've seen these and must say that there not something I'd choose to display on the sideboard.

Could imagine visitors faces

Yep, whatever they're made of, they're still dildos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If these can replace a man, then I'll buy two.

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they are working on getting them to wash cars and mow the grass and come home late on nights out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at nearly £300 a time.. i'd need bank healing crystals......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to start coming up with complete bullshit ideas to make a fortune out of!

Selling Healing Crystal dildos....

Selling nitrogen for tyres, the most abundant element in the air!

And don't get me started on those that think funnelling coffee into their arse is healthy

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"If these can replace a man, then I'll buy two.

they are working on getting them to wash cars and mow the grass and come home late on nights out

They are halfway there then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd say they are pretty magical places anyway"

Yes. They make cocks disappear.

Thank you. Don't forget to tip your waitress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if anyone is looking for a bigger variety, there are plenty of shops on Etsy that sell them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best part about these dildos? They practically double as home decor, "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to start coming up with complete bullshit ideas to make a fortune out of!

*empties shoebox full of tampons for cats*

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Would it work if I just shove a load crystals up there? It could turn my quim into a lovely crystal garden.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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i've found some for less than £30, gspot ones.

can't imagine them being much fun, surely they're cold?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"i've found some for less than £30, gspot ones.

can't imagine them being much fun, surely they're cold?

I have a glass dildo. The temperature variations you can get from it are the reason I love it. I like to keep mine in an ice bucket for play. That followed by a hot mouth on me? Lush!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"i've found some for less than £30, gspot ones.

can't imagine them being much fun, surely they're cold?

I have a glass dildo. The temperature variations you can get from it are the reason I love it. I like to keep mine in an ice bucket for play. That followed by a hot mouth on me? Lush!"

Now I just need to acquire a glass dildo and a hot mouth to experience this.

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By *orum TrollWoman
over a year ago

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"i've found some for less than £30, gspot ones.

can't imagine them being much fun, surely they're cold?

I have a glass dildo. The temperature variations you can get from it are the reason I love it. I like to keep mine in an ice bucket for play. That followed by a hot mouth on me? Lush!"

might be why these are becoming popular.

the cold is not for me though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My vagina is already a welcoming, magical place. For the special men in my life.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My vagina is already a welcoming, magical place. For the special men in my life."

Of course, but just think what a little rock garden might do for your health.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would it work if I just shove a load crystals up there? It could turn my quim into a lovely crystal garden.

like a geode?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Healing crystals have been a wellness trend for quite some time now, with a cult following of people who swear by their therapeutic properties. While some choose to harness the rocks' energy in the form of pyramid-shaped decor or jewellery, one innovative company has delved into previously untrekked territory: the crystal dildo market.

The company produces handmade dildos made from precious minerals like rose quartz and pure amethyst, which each provide their own respective healing properties.

The best part about these dildos? They practically double as home decor, so you totally avoid the awkward moment when a visitor spots your self-pleasuring gadget on your bedside table.

Brilliant.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Would it work if I just shove a load crystals up there? It could turn my quim into a lovely crystal garden.

like a geode?

That gives me a picture idea... that I'll probably never post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would it work if I just shove a load crystals up there? It could turn my quim into a lovely crystal garden.

like a geode?

That gives me a picture idea... that I'll probably never post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No got a vagina how dae a make ma cock a magical place?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"No got a vagina how dae a make ma cock a magical place?"

Try wanking into a vase made of the right type of crystal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always said my glass dildo should be put on display! A crystal one would take pride of place!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No got a vagina how dae a make ma cock a magical place?"

how about sticking crystals on it?

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over a year ago

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Mine already is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All I can think of after reading that is the old Toys r us advert ...

" It's a magical place and we're on our way there"

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By *lmostthereMan
over a year ago

Southampton

The Crystal Maze.

Whaddyamean copyright?

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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"No got a vagina how dae a make ma cock a magical place?"

I have a spell or two that would help there...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No got a vagina how dae a make ma cock a magical place?

I have a spell or two that would help there..."

Kinda spell? You a witch fs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No got a vagina how dae a make ma cock a magical place?

I have a spell or two that would help there...

Kinda spell? You a witch fs

You've other orifices

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By *yrdwoman OP Woman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"No got a vagina how dae a make ma cock a magical place?

I have a spell or two that would help there...

Kinda spell? You a witch fs

*cackles*

Pelvic sorcery is a skill of mine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My vagina is already a welcoming, magical place. For the special men in my life.

Of course, but just think what a little rock garden might do for your health.

I'm planning on making a rock garden this year. At the bottom of my actual garden. I'm not sticking anything solid inside me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The company produces handmade dildos made from precious minerals like rose quartz and pure amethyst, which each provide their own respective healing properties.

The best part about these dildos? They practically double as home decor, so you totally avoid the awkward moment when a visitor spots your self-pleasuring gadget on your bedside table.

Bollocks.

Being sated quietens my mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No got a vagina how dae a make ma cock a magical place?

I have a spell or two that would help there...

Kinda spell? You a witch fs

You've other orifices

#Brace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No got a vagina how dae a make ma cock a magical place?

I have a spell or two that would help there...

Kinda spell? You a witch fs

*cackles*

Pelvic sorcery is a skill of mine."

Ooooofffft

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aint 1st april is tmrw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The company produces handmade dildos made from precious minerals like rose quartz and pure amethyst, which each provide their own respective healing properties.

The best part about these dildos? They practically double as home decor, so you totally avoid the awkward moment when a visitor spots your self-pleasuring gadget on your bedside table.

Definitely going to get one and stick it up my arse. Hopefully the subtle energy will enable me to stop talking shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to start coming up with complete bullshit ideas to make a fortune out of!

Selling Healing Crystal dildos....

Selling nitrogen for tyres, the most abundant element in the air!

And don't get me started on those that think funnelling coffee into their arse is healthy

But think of the caffeine kick

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